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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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wow hes so interesting! 😃

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The once over one day a week would be perfect. I struggle with noises being too overwhelming sometimes though so I was trying to decide. But imagine if you did a test, you could just inst-loop over that day, and research the questions before the test. It'd be amazing.

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i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel

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Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.

Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles

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Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*

Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please

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Alright, so recently for another post I did a bit of extra research into the Paranormal Order Entities, and during this I realised that there’s a link between them and the Life Series Entities + the games in general. 

Entities from the Life Series are: 

The Boogeyman - From Last Life

The Matchmaker - From Double Life (Not the official name, it doesn’t have one)

The Timekeeper - From Limited Life (Again, not the official name, just the typically coined one by the fandom)

The SecretKeeper - From Secret Life

(Third Life and Real Life did not have entities so they’re not listed here)

And the Paranormal Order Entities are:

Energy (Chaos - Anything that can’t be controlled)

Blood (Emotions - Any intense emotions)

Death (Time - The unstoppable march of time)

Knowledge (Gaining information - Learning about the entities)

Firstly, there’s the Boogeyman from Last Life, who I believe has the closest link with the Energy - Typically called the Chaos element from what I’ve seen. Now, this one might seem to fit better with Blood, but I believe that the fact that you never knew who was going to backstab you, and that when it rolled for boogeyman both who it was and how many boogeymen their were was completely and entirely random, makes Last Life fit the Energy element more. (For context if you were the boogeyman you had to kill one person by the end of the session, or else you went down to last life)

Secondly, we can see the link between the Double life Soulbounds system and the Blood Entity. The Victor of this series - PearlescentMoon - is a prime example of this link. Her entire series she was betrayed, angry, lonely. Plus, with the link of love here, there were some Soulbounds who were actually healthy, despite that being a small number. (Context here is that they were soulbound to each other and that meant when one part of the soulbind took damage the other did too - resulting in a lot of pettiness and people hurting themselves to get back at their soulbounds.) 

Third, there’s the link between Death and the Timekeeper, with Limited Life’s concept being only having 24 hours to live throughout the entire series, and had the largest number of deaths out of all the series + was won via Martyn killing two other people. This one’s an easy link. 

And finally, there’s the SecretKeeper, who I believe is associated with the entity of Knowledge. So, the Knowledge element likes those that look into the elements and entities further, and Secret Life was the only life series where all the players were aware of the Watchers' existence. Also, everyone was attempting to figure out each other's secrets during this one - attempting to gain knowledge per say. 

Thanks for indulging my brain thoughts.

#paranormal order #life series #last life #double life #limited life #secret life #my thoughts #late night thoughts #<- honestly that applies to a majority of my posts

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So, someone has requested - double dog dared me in fact - to show the world of tumblr my post in which I show you my red string cork board which connects all of the deities, entities, literally anything from the general Minecraft fandom. - This uses things from WitchCraft SMP, Evolution SMP, to the Paranormal Order Universe (Despite it not actually being properly in this ‘genre’, but there were some things I could not ignore, so I wanted to put those in - it’s mainly used as themes (plus I think it’s a cool concept)), so do be warned about the variety of things. Plus, sorry if some of this seems strangely paced, I got distracted multiple times throughout writing this. 

I firstly want to discuss the types of entities that exist in the world - and what different beings fit under what different categories. Secondly, the varieties of these entities, and finally tying up loose ends + any finishing notes that didn’t fit into the other sections. 

Welcome to a hell of a lot of Worldbuilding around all the concepts we have been given.

Firstly, we will be talking about how I classify the different types of abilities/powers. The easiest way to do this is with the use of the Paranormal Order Entities. So; Blood, Death, Energy, Knowledge (and Fear - Although no one can have this as an entity). 

The way that I think of these is that these are an amalgamation of all the abilities of every entity that falls under the umbrella, and the worship of these beings. This is dubiously correct? I did some looking into it, I swear. But I’ve been writing for like a while now so I’m forgetting things. 

Firstly, in the Wiki, it states that the God of Death takes many different forms and can be in many different places at one. This certainly reflects the narrative of how there’s a Death God in both Hermitcraft - Zedaph (Technically) and in QSMP(Kristen), and in the Philza Hardcore Worlds(Kristen again). 

So, this is where I go into the WitchcraftSMP lore. There were multiple different magic types. - Illusionistic, Earth, Death, Time, Nature, Fire, Ice, Storm - Now whilst most of these are nature or element based, and a pretty good basis to look at for what the different types of magic their are in the world, with Gem from Empires having Fire, Dapper from QSMP having Death magic. 

However, the gods, as I have stated, I believe are more predominantly based around the other Four powers - at least the more powerful ones. 

That was a mess. I didn’t really know how to properly form my thoughts on this bit.

There are quite a lot of different species/beings in the Minecraft youtuber universe, and I will be attempting to file them all under (hopefully) five different things - In order of hierarchy. 

Secondly, there are Gods/ God-like entities. This covers gods, demi-gods, Watchers, and anything else I think of while writing this :D. - Examples of this include Philza’s Hardcore Demi-gods (I’m pretty sure they’re demi-gods, I checked.), the Goddess Santa Perla from Empires SMP Season 2, the Goddess Mine from the QSMP, Bdouble0100 the Sun God of Empires Season 2. These are entities that either have full domain over their thing, whatever that is (aka. in that world they are the only being that controls their special ability fully, whatever it is.) 

These Entities are not capable of fully dying either, or it being a near-impossible task, depending on how powerful they are and whether they’re a demi or full god. The other thing that can define a being as a god is whether they can create a world on their own or not. For example, the Watchers are able to create the life series on their own - making them god-like beings. 

(I would like to say a quick note here about the Listeners. I don’t know that much about them, I swear I looked into them but I forgot almost as soon as I did. So I sort of see them more as a movement of sorts, a conglomeration of ex-watchers - thank you fanon for that influence - and of players that are aware of what the watchers are and wish to help against them. So, an ex-god would not be able to create a stable world, and would make a sort of mess. I saw a couple of people suggest that Real Life was created by the Listeners, and I really liked that idea - it helps paint a line between the powers of a Watcher and a Listener, a God and an Ex-God) - Gosh that was a long side tangent.

The second rank in the hierarchy are angels and demons, which there are actually a surprising amount of. I still don’t know exactly how their power structures work, but I think that it’s safe to assume that if you’re born an angel or a demon you’re more powerful than if you were turned into one. (However if you turned from an angel to a demon then you’d probably have the same amount of power as the og demons. - thanks Bad for that scenario) On servers some examples of this might be - Xornoth from EmpiresSMP Season 1 and Witchcraft SMP (Like a second cameo, but I loved that series.), Tina from QSMP. We don’t actually know much about demons, less so about angels, but I put them here because I wasn’t sure about it. If anyone wants to correct me on any of this btw, please do, that would be very much appreciated, or add on your own bits. This is mainly an ideas dump that I bravely attempted to organise. ANYWAY. The reason I mentioned not really knowing where to put these is because I’m now coming to the realisation that there is overlap with the next category, but I already went over this paragraph many times so screw it. 

Third rank is what I call Prophets and Chosen. Now, a Prophet example could be anyone who carries the message of their Being/Entity(s) - Cellbit might count for this due to the way that he helps introduce people to the elements after he made the rooms on QSMP. However, a Chosen is anyone that is gifted powers from an angel, devil, god, demi-god, or watcher. Basically anything higher above this hierarchy. (The confusion here is with Phil. He’s the Angel of Death. Kristen is a god, and he is used as her vessel + is gifted powers by her apparently - but still calls himself an angel. So thank you for ruining my perfectly organised system /j) Now, these are the most common out of all the categories, they get more common as they go down, just like in any typical power structure. For examples, we have - Scott, Empires Season 1, Chosen Warrior of Aeor. Martyn, Limited Life, Vessel of the Watchers. Mike, QSMP, Vessel of Mine - (Yes I keep on using it but I think it’s cute and I already did something a bit ago about Phil and his stuff). Now, if you know these well, it will be immediately obvious that some of these are more parasitical than others. So, when I say Chosen, it doesn’t exactly have to mean that the two people in the link chose each other - just that the higher up one did. (Insert a majority of possession arcs into this box)

The last two I’m going to wrap up into a single one, as they’re pretty simple. Players and Mobs. Players are just any person, although a person can be a mob. Player - Mob hybrids are definitely a thing. This is the mortal box that the higher entities don’t really care about as much. 

The End! - Thanks for reading!!! If you have anything you want me to talk about more from this or anything, since it kinda sucks, It’s not quite as good as I wanted it to be. But I hope you will be able to at least understand it a bit :D !

My next plan is to write something about the life series and how it’s linked into certain other things. Nhooooom. I forgot how to write the word write here at the end, so I need to stop poking this. Again, thanks for reading!!

#theory #sort of #qsmp #empires smp #hermitcraft #empires 2 #lore #life series

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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#Happened to me whilst watching coco #They thought I lied about the fact that I hadn't watched it

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Welcome to my post that sums up all of the insanity that I've been experiencing over the similarities of Philza's lore from both Hardcore and QSMP and the lore of Grian from various places, with EVOSMP, Hermitcraft, and Life series being the main ones. I need to no longer be going insane about this alone.

This piece mainly talks about Watchers from EVO and the Enderking from Phil's hardcore lore and QSMP, but the two characters also have links to eachother. It is not just Fishing-Obsessed British Bird Men.

So firstly, we have the obvious link, of the villains color scheme and depictions in lore.

Watchers are generally depicted as purple, thanks to the color of the Evolution SMP Logo, and the fact that they reside in the end. We know that Listeners can be purple colored thanks to Martyns final limited life episode where they are shown for the first (and so far only) time.

The Enderking is shown as purple as well, definitively canon in lore, as shown in the QSMP Stream "Break past the Void". Also, the Enderking obviously has connections to the End, just like the Watchers.

Both reside in the End initially, before ending up affecting the overworld.

Secondly, we have the link of depictions in lore for the two main characters.

Phil is canonically a bird in QSMP, and although I'm not sure if it's canon to hardcore lore, he certainly flies around a lot, and I'm pretty sure he's been called a bird by the hardcore gods. (Rose, Blaze Empress, and Ocean Himbo man.) He's also known as the angel of death.

Now, Grian is, in EVO canon, a Watcher. Now, Watchers are depicted as angels in lore and in fanart, more traditional statues on the actual server, but then became more eldritch with biblical angel looks after the fans got to them. This helped contribute to his bird hybrid headcanons from the fandom, along with living in the jungle and liking parrots.

(You can probably see the similarities here with Grian's lore being slightly more vague)

Third, we have the abilities of the Watchers vs the Enderking.

Both can canonically possess people, with the Enderking going for Phil, and succeeding with what happened in QSMP from the Stream "Greed comes with a price..." , and the Watchers controlling Martyn in his Limited Life Finale, potentially tipping the balance to him winning.

The placing of obsidian. In EVO, when Grian steals from the Watchers, they chastise him, call him greedy, and place obsidian over every single one of their chests. Alternatively, the Enderking puts Obsidian in all of Q! Phil's special places, specifically crying obsidian.

Also, as a side note, I would just like to say that in Hermitcraft 9, Grian had a large rift underneath his base that leaked magic into the surrounding area. It was bright magenta, and turned into a huge nether portal when it was activated by Grian thanks to his pressing a button. When the portal starts to close it gained both crying obsidian and normal obsidian. --- It ended up closed until the end of the season, where it reopened with a ring of crying obsidian that let him transport realms to the next season of hermitcraft.

Both of these are caused by the god-like entity judging the person as greedy.

So. Thank you for coming to my essay. Probably the first of many.

#grian #watchers #evosmp #hermitcraft #life series #the rift #philza #philza hardcore #qsmp #enderking

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Yes we've all heard aroace people complain about the 'you haven't met the right person' line. But to the idiots citing this as the reason aroace people 'aren't oppressed’: No, micro aggressions aren't what's oppressing us.

I could talk about corrective rape, but I'm not going to because that's not what scares me the most. The worst thing about being aroace (aromantic, and asexual to a certain extent) is that society is set up for couples.

Being aromantic is a crushing economic disadvantage. As a couple, you can save more. As a legal couple, you can borrow more. This puts Mortgages out of reach for a lot of aromantics. Adopting too. Although aro people can adopt, you must have a similar income to a couple, which again, rules out a lot of aros. Don't forget Immigration, spousal visas will never be an option for us.

Being poor and aro means you're denied housing, family, international movement, basically anything that allos of a similar income would get. And anything you can get, you'll have to jump through many more hoops for. But we can't fix this by legalising aro marriage, like we did for the gays. Until our society's economic system is completely revolutionised, we'll be waiting.

It's impossible to compare oppression. You can't objectively say which minority group has it worse and I really mean that. But also I'd rather be called slurs and hated by Christians all fucking day.

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Forgot how real life people are generally completely unaware of aromanticism

Today I just got hit by the fact that, yeah, people on Tumblr and my friends are on the same level of understanding as me of aromanticism, how they knew instantly what I was talking about when I told them I was aromantic and are still able to truly understand me and my identity; the majority of people I'll meet in real life just.... aren't.

Most people I meet in college don't know what being aromantic is, most of them don't know the difference with asexuality (and the majority of them don't even know that ace people exist). And most of them are incredibly uneducated on queer identities and are downright rude when the subject of relationships comes in and I just say I'm not into that. They think that since I'm queer, they can ask any question that cross their mind, even if it's very intrusive. They don't know a thing about queerness and being in that kind of environment is kind of a slap in the face.

Since I discovered I was queer, I've been in circles and in online communities that were on the same level of understanding as me. As such, I've never really been confronted with a majority of people being completely unaware of queer identities until I got into college. And now I realise that outside of this wonderful personal little bubble where almost everyone is educated on the matter, there are so many people who just.... don't. So many people will just ask rude questions out of nowhere even if we're not close and tell me "how can you know"; "maybe one day it'll happen"; "you've just not met the right one yet" and it's honestly tiring. I'm not criticising people who are not part of the LGBTQ+ community but let's say that facing this reality after spending so much time in safe spaces, well it's the equivalent of a slap in the face.

#YES #So true #when I told someone that someone I knew was aroace #they were like #sorry #I don't really know stuff about that sort of thing #and I was really confused #cause everyone I know online #/in my social group knows exactly what that means

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

#because of timezones my birthday is on the worlds April 1st #so I am chill on this day #is my celebration day!