Another classic act of dark magic to pass on to the next generation! Nothing more petty than becoming an archmage just to waste all of your energy pouring that same pettiness into adventuring gear that causes those pesky adventurers who foiled your evil plot last tuesday to have fatal “Accidents”.
So sorry to hear that your monk friend’s boots seemed to trip him just as he tried to jump across that crevasse dooming him to fall forever. Slowly.
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A grisly reminder that even when you’re in the middle of doing a good deed for those you love, terrifying monsters can be waiting just around the bend. The dark forests we traverse are full of things just waiting for a taste, or warm mortal blood… What a great gift for someone!
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As a being whose true motivation is unknowable, I love a story where a being of unfathomable power just shows up annoyed for no reason, curses a child, then leaves. It’s just like a “oh what am I going to do today to relieve my infinite boredom, let’s go ruin a life” little treat.
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Today’s special showcased item is a pair of worn leather boots who looks like they have seen many adventures. The soles of these boots are marked with a little paw print, and leave cat pawprints in the dirt when worn. It’s Adorable.
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Oh? If this axe is what I think it is, then you loyal patrons are in for a special treat. Legend says that one of the Archfey Princes of the High Courts of the Fae was gifted this battleaxe, only to lose it to the hands of a mortal. A weapon made for basically a young god in the hands of something much lesser… will definitely be an interesting time.
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An enchanted hair piece that doubles as climbing gear? I feel like this has to have been made from an extremely specific situation. Regardless, it seems like it can have a plethora of uses, and if you sell wearing the wig, you can even sneak it into places where carrying ropes around would be heavily frowned upon.
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Oh, this poniard is beautifully made! A wonderful gift for anyone with a taste in fine blades, or a passing taste in murder. You can’t see it, but even sheathed this blade radiates malice. Makes me wonder of the origins of such a wonderful weapon?
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We have some news for you! March’s theme will be filled with your favorite fairytales and fables!
Ps. Keep your eyes peeled for a special surprise at the end of the coming months. We have plans since February got a little away from us…
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Let me tell you the tale of a man obsessed with legacy. Oroku Saki, was a legendary monk who followed the path of enlightenment, but his ever increasing paranoia about his mortal life caused him to search out dark magics blurring the lines between undeath, and eternal life.
Now a dark reflection of his ultimate potential, this demonic warrior clad in razor sharp armor operates under his new moniker, The Shredder. Saki then formed a clan of monks to accumulate wealth, and keep the fear behind his name relevant, feeding the dark magics that fuel him. Having since faded into the shadows, mired in his depraved research, you should be aware of any involvement with his clan, or researching the legends associated with him. Drawing his attention could prove deadly.
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Oh man, I usually avoid taking a peek into the mortal realms, but I was glued to my scrying mirror as the fight that made this spell famous took place. An orphan who’s path was so twisted it circled back around to his destiny vs a man who’s only joy in life came from taking pride in showing people they are weaker than him? Fight for the ages.
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Today’s selection is an item designed to give you direction in life…
The Geomancer’s Luo Pan, or Geomancer’s compass is an arcane focusing device that draws upon the natural energies of wherever you are to enhance your spellcasting.
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oh I remember this battle, absolutely legendary. Shook the heavens and all the realms celestial. Not that Ive ever been there… Anyway, this bronze bell with grant you more than a taste of power.
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This brings back memories, not exactly fond memories but I've felt the sting of this staff. Little upstart god learned quickly.
Regardless, the Monkey King has apparently been separated from his favorite instrument of chaos, and you can now buy it!
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Today’s selection is an item that fell from the heavens themselves, at least part of it. Its core metal still radiates with powerful energy from the stars.
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