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How do I explain to people that there’s things I really want to do but just can’t. Like right now im at a party and my sister and a few people were dancing, they brought me to dance too, and I just couldn’t really. I just couldn’t dance in front of these people I don’t even know and I felt bad cause I was being awkward. And now I’m just sitting in a chair feeling out of place even though I really want to join in

#oh well guess I’ll stay here forever #anxienty #anxious #awkard #social anxiety #please help #someone help #i’m so awkward

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Not suspicious at all...

#kinda funny #shit drawing #i’m bored #i need sleep #meirl #tiny pink blob of innocence #idk what it’s name is #please save me #please save my soul #big haha funny

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I just love bread so much. Why don’t we praise bread as our superiors? I can’t live without bread. Everyday I wake up and think about bread. I want bread to absorb me so I too can be bread. Why can’t I become bread?

#kinda funny #I’m going insane #I want to become bread #why do ducks get fed bread #why can’t I be fed bread #please just give me bread #praise bread #meirl #funnyshit #my brain #bread #i’m sleep deprived #i need sleep #I want bread

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Just accidentally said bread of loaf instead of loaf of bread. Feeling good

#meirl #kinda funny #i need sleep #im sleep deprived

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Oh god I completely forgot about New Years resolutions

#happy new years #meirl #kinda funny #why why why why why why why

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Happy New Years. Thank god it’s over. For now

#meirl #kinda funny #literally though this year was so bad #I’d rather eat a mixture of my own toenails and butthole hair than go through this year again

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What if there was a TV show that was just entirely made up of shitposts. Like every episode would play out like a different shitpost

#tv show #seriously though #I would watch it #tv series #meirl #kinda funny #cool to think about

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e g g

#what does this mean #it’s so mysterious #I’m scared #meirl #egg

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I’m eating unmade frosting powder out of a bad what happened to my life?

#meirl #kinda funny #sad life #why am i like this #why am i doing this #whats wrong w me #what has become of me #what has my life become

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My sister nearly crashed into a pole while we were both in the car. My first thought was “bonk”

#why is my brain this way #whats wrong w me #kinda funny

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Just seen my sister dip Ritz crackers in noodles and eat it. I’m highly disturbed

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This was an actual text I got

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I forgot the word for crib and proceeded to call it a “baby nest”

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I’m currently lying down on the tiled floor after a day of socialising with humans. Why do I do this to myself?

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I’m out rn. I don’t want to be out

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Anyone know how I can get to sleep? Because I sure as hell don’t

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Imagine if pee was a different color besides red