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They lived and laughed and loved and left.

Joanne Harris // Cecelia Ahern // Illustration by Cecile Richard // Rupi Kaur // Margarita Karapanou // Miranda July // Taylor Swift // T. R. Hummer // Richard Siken // James Joyce

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THE F1 BANK ROBBERY PLAN:

Toto plans a bank robbery, except he doesn’t know his new crew very well so he enlists the help of someone who does: George.

This is the first draft of the plan.

Enjoy.

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NOT a new feetgate...

Ok. Just to clarify, I think Lando put the feet pic (god i hate saying that) at the end of his insta post to show that is friend, @tombale46, was trying to look taller. PLEASE this is not a new feetgate (I hope).

As @maxfewtrell says in the insta comment section: “Shock @tombale46 on his tiptoes”

#lando norris #tom bale #mclaren #f1 #f1 2021 #formula 1 #formula 1 2021 #summer break #feetgate #landogate

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How I imagine votergate started...

Charles: Bonjour mes fans!!! I have a leetle request for you alls.

Fans: *bowing down* what may we do for you, Lord Perceval?

Charles: I cannot be WDC thees year. *dramatic cry* So... it ees of utmost importance that I am crowned the hottest driver. *dramatic hairflip*

Fans: Yes, sir, right away. *get to work spamming*

Charles: Merci my leetle croissants :)

#on behalf of the charles fans #sorry not sorry #i mean #he deserves this win #:) #votergate #charles leclerc #ferrari #ferrari f1 #cl16 #f1 #f1 2021 #formula 1 #formula 1 2021

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An Educational Limerick

(written by yours truly 😊👌)

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There once was a driver named Lando

An F1 star -- much like Fernando

He had Landogates

(Maybe more than Bill Gates)

And starred in a bromance: Carlando.

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Some fans of his acted like primates

Digging deeper into all his dates

Though they knew good as well

It was creepy as hell

Creating their own Landogates.

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At the end of the day they couldn’t see

He’s 21 -- Let him be free!

He’s taking vacations

(still not eating crustaceans)

And in Spa there’ll be much better tea!

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On behalf of the normal Lando fans, we do not accept those crazies as our own. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 

#lando norris #f1 #formula 1 #f1 2021 #formula 1 2021 #mclaren #ln4 #landogate

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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... charles ... this you??

painting exercise

#charles leclerc #ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #great art btw :)

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subjectively, this is hilarious

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max verstappen’s journey in a fake taxi… 

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awwwwwwww wook at da precious widdle bunny wabbit

(this was too cute!!!!!!!)

Charles honey.. No wonder you keep locking up! Stop watching the big screens! 😂

#charles leclerc #ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #fp1 #austrian GP #red bull ring

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Exclusive images of Charles Leclerc making his way through the field in Austria

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Lando Norris post-race interview with Mark Webber at the Styrian GP 2021

📸: Channel 4. 27 June 2021.

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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lol love this

Those Mclaren boys… 😂 Daniel.. respect your elders. And the way Lando says it so sad and serious like he actually did it on purpose 😂

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pffffft

sadly i missed the part when they gave each other chance to explain be interviewed first

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OH my goodness... he looks like a vampire here ;)

maybe, as the theory suggests, charles is ACTUALLY a sickly victorian child who’s still around because he’s a vampire and now he bit his teammate so carlos is too

(strange, strange thoughts)

A model was lost to him..

#vampires #what am i even thinking #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #ferrari #ferrari style #f1 #formula 1 #f1 2021 #carlos sainz jr

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hellllllllllo viewerz

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