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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: i will not stand here and be insulted!
osamu:
osamu: then stand over there insulted i don't give a fuck!
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: do you really think it'll work?
osamu: you want me to be like you or totally honest?
atsumu: are you saying i'm a liar?
osamu: i'm saying you're an optimist. same thing basically
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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kita: violence isn't the answer
osamu: you're right
atsumu: violence is the question
kita: what-
osamu and atsumu: and the answer is YES
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: i'm an excellent driver
kita: you almost ran over osamu by accident
atsumu: by accident?
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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meian: i keep a picture of my team in my wallet. whenever i face a difficult situation, i look at it
msby: awww
meian: and i tell myself "if i can deal with these idiots, i can deal with anything"
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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hinata: you're in love with atsumu, aren't you?
sakusa:
sakusa: listen. i never said that. you may have heard it. i may have thought it. it may be true. but i never said it.
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: i have a lot of qualities
atsumu: i'm hot as hell
atsumu: also, i'm very sexy
atsumu: and i'm the best setter in japan
osamu: sigh for now can you just be quiet
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: you're pretty cute when you're nice
sakusa: what am i when i'm not nice?
atsumu: hot. as. fuck.
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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atsumu: are we fighting or flirting right now?
sakusa: my hand is literally around your throat, miya
atsumu: aww kinky aren't we?
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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sakusa: i just want to hear those three little words
atsumu: i love you.
sakusa: no, try again
atsumu: sigh i will behave
sakusa: good boy
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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ushijima: you are-
hoshiumi: intimidating? awe-inspiring?
ushijima: tiny
hoshiumi: attempts to go at ushijima while kageyama holds him back MOTHERFUC-
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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kenma: you are very mature for your age
kuroo: thanks, it's the trauma
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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osamu: well, atoms never touch eachother. since we are made of atoms, we have never touched anything our whole lives
kita:
osamu: so to answer your question, no i didn't punch atsumu in the face
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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hinata: you ever look at two people and wonder why they haven't kissed yet?
meian: every damn day
sakusa and atsumu: why are you looking at us?
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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kuroo: my new years resolution is to have more fun. what's yours, kenma?
kenma: i'm just gonna try to be more relaxed
lev: you? more relaxed? what is that? dead?
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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sakusa: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck?
atsumu: who hurt you?
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toshitoshibo · 4 months
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[over text]
kenma: hey, whatcha doing?
kuroo: making money, you?
kenma: walking to my class
kuroo: so texting me to look cool and avoid social contact?
kenma: yep
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