This is no April Fool's joke. Today will be the last time I describe a video game as a walking sim for now!
Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 125:
Journey is a walking sim.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 124:
TimeSplitters 2 is a walking sim where you chase aliens through time in several characters shoes in singleplayer and chase your friends in over 100 characters shoes multiplayer mode.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 123:
SupernMario Maker is a walking sim where you do the walking and you make the walk.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 122:
Little Big Planet is a walking sim where you do the walking and you make the walk.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 121:
Jak and Daxter is a walking sim where you play as Jak and Daxter. I don't know which is which, I never played these games.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 120:
Crash Bandicoot is a walking sim where you play as whatever a bandicoot is.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 119:
Ratchet and Clank is a walking sim where it's Futurama and Star Wars but furries.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 118:
Ghostwire: Tokyo is a walking sim where you can experience what it would be like to walk around the most iconic parts for Tokyo without any crowds. But you will have to fight dancing ghost girls.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 117:
Weird West is a walking sim where you walk a mile in five different characters' shoes and those miles contain lots of weird, cowboy horror.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 116:
Marvel's Avengers is a walking sim that tricked everyone into thinking the next two AAA Marvel games would be bad.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 115:
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is a walking sim with the completely original premise that a Jedi survived Order 66. No, not the one from Rebels. No, not the one from Kenobi. No, not the one from Mandalorian.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 114:
Yoshi's Woolly World is a walking sim where you jump on some kids arts and crafts table like that's acceptable behaviour just because you're a dinosaur
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 113:
Stardew Valley is a walking sim where you grow crops, attend festivals, form meaningful bonds with members of a small community, and can get filthy stinking rich off of selling vegetables.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 112:
Darksiders Genesis is a walking sim that is the fourth game in this series and at last we're going to get the resolution... Wait, is this a prequel?
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 111:
Darksiders 3 is a walking sim where you play as one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse in a slightly convoluted plotline and they've basically got one last shot at this before we're out of horsemen.
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Describing video games as walking sims until someone makes me stop, day 110:
Darksiders 2 is a walking sim where you play as one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse in a slightly convoluted plotline you suspect will get ironed out in the third installment.
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unironically i play overwatch like a walking sim because the environment is so beautiful
When the walking is so satisfying, you don't need the game to be anything else
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