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the robe five wears in season 3 makes him look like a raging homosexual and im tired of not letting my voice be heard...

#Gay five truther!! #gay five hargreeves #im sorry i love him #im speaking my truth #number five

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Screenshots from the new chapter of the chat fic🤑🤑

#the umbrella academy #hargreeves sibling bullshit #shameless self promo #chat fic

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I’m a gay five truther

the robe five wears in season 3 makes him look like a raging homosexual and im tired of not letting my voice be heard...

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What do you meeaaan they didn't take any selfies or photos of any kind and make one of them a lock screen on a ROAD TRIP

#the dynamic duo #brothers

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Season one five: fuck you I don’t need a break

Season three five: *already asleep*

#victim of burnout. #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #the hargreeves siblings #tua memes

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Yes it’s sad and upsetting that Five regularly survived by eating bugs in the apocalypse but consider how much fun he’d have trolling his family afterwards:

Diego: Five no more coffee for you tonight!

Five: oh okay…I’ll just throw away this wonderful coffee, a drink I haven’t had in years…..you know….because I was too busy eating bugs and dust and-

Diego (totally not tearing up): You know what….I’m just gonna go punch a wall or something

Or

Five: oh this one tasted delicious-just like chicken

Klaus (squeamish): can you stop discussing the delicacy of bugs while we’re at the zoo? I think that family is about to call the cops on us

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LMFAOOOOOOO

season 2 five is mostly just him mentally preparing himself to meet his dad

#five hargreeves

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Klaus, this is your house. Yeah. You just said it.

#them

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Absolutely love how pissed Five is when Reginald says that Klaus didn’t get through in time lmao he’s like “Try again bitch he was right behind me”

#the dynamic duo

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TUA x live slug reaction

#the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #tua memes #five hargreeves #the hargreeves siblings #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargeeves #mine #live slug reaction #we should’ve left queue in that basement

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no duo will ever radiate such chaotic energy

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This says a lot about our society

#LMFAOOOOOOO #danger days #na na na #mcr memes

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The Umbrella Academy 3 + Headlines (part 1)/ (part 2)

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Alt timeline Reginald: this is the SPARROW academy ;)

Me watching:

#I was so pissed for some reason #I was like not this bullshit #not when the apocalypse is impending

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I love how with the hargreeves twin headcanons ive seen people headcanon viktor, klaus, and obviously Luther but we all agree that the other twin would be five. We looked at him and said little man! Where is your other half??

#five and luther is the canon one #methinks at least #I’ve seen #five and viktor #five and klaus #five hargreeves #tua shitpost #hargreeves twins #we should’ve left queue in that basement

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Cristopher’s mom on October 1st 1989:

#oh my god op #this is deranged #christopher the cube #tua shitpost #you’re brilliant