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jeireilostt · 2 years
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Ah yes. I could just hear all of them internally (or externally for Klaus) screaming.
“BEAT HIS ASS BRO!! BEAT HI ASS BRO!! BEAT HIS ASS BRO BEAT HIS ASS BRO!!”
Most of them enjoy violence :) lest be honest who doesn’t.
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tua-koffee · 2 years
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Klaus: I just think if we melted both of the Bens down into one large Ben-
Luther: like the clock in Paris?
Allison: no that’s Big Ben he said large ben
Diego: big ben is in London not Paris
Five: Ben is in Paris???
Klaus: he just said he’s in London five
Five: Ben is in London??
Viktor: *head in hands* can we please
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27-umbrellas · 2 years
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My man got deflated :(
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thatskeletonbitch · 2 years
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Luther hearing about viktor and immediately wanting to through a gender reveal party might be one of my favourite reactions
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Five: it's over! let's embrace the apocalypse!
Luther: yeah! *hugs Viktor*
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frunbuns · 2 years
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Say what you will about Luther, but this has got to be the healthiest relationship he's had so far
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lady-rhaesnow · 2 years
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Five being this chaotic yet this relatable throughout S2 is what I aspire for everyday.
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diegoshargrieves · 2 years
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Okay now that my Diego hyperfocus has passed I'm biding my time for my emotionally damaged number ones with simultaneous inferiority and superiority complexes <3
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ft-nostalgia · 2 years
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Umbrella Academy season three spoilers
Don't know if anyone's talked about this, but Hargeeves' both strict and ambivalent nature towards the kids in the season one flashbacks makes sense once you consider they could no longer help him with his Project Oblivion plans. First they lost Ben, then Five. He was dulling Viktor's powers, so would he have even survived the guardians to make it to the symbols? Was he making plans to find the other children? Or did he just see the end of the world as a sign of his complete and utter failure? And Luther, on the moon, was he going to come down and be part of Project Oblivion if it was completed? Or did he really send him there out of guilt and shame, placating himself by claiming in his own mind that it was for his wife? It really cracks Reggie open in a way I find fun.
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writing an umbrella academy fic and i usually love writing character studies and going on monologues and all that good stuff (idk man i just feel like it’s my strength,, i cant describe a scene for shit but give me a deep thought and i’ll write a college essay)
but HErE’S the real kicker! FOr some cursed, demented reason, i enjoy writing good old reginald hargreeves think about how he’s gonna torture the brellies and make their lives a living hell bc he has some big ol’ goals in mind and it’s genuinely kiND OF CONCERNING
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jeireilostt · 2 years
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Ah yes 😌🫶
Not 100% accurate but it’s 3:19am and I’m running on no fuel😀
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tua-koffee · 2 years
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TUA x live slug reaction
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tomsgreg · 2 years
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Okay but how funny would it be if all the other Umbrellas turned out perfectly normal in this timeline but Five is still absolutely unhinged except now he has no reason to be. He’s just a lil crazy. Definitely bit people as a child vibes.
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mrsmikaelsxn · 1 year
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Ecstasy Of The Heart
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pairing: five hargreeves x any gender reader
warnings: fluff, sarcastic five, cursing
summary: you and five quarling like an old married couple while shopping
a/n: harry potter poa reference in the summary ;) there's also a full house (my fav show ever) reference somewhere
song: tainted love - soft cell
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"No, we are getting the chocolate ones," Five rolls his eyes.
"Uh- no we aren't? We are getting mint ones," you argue back.
"There is something wrong with you, nobody likes mint oreos," he tells you with disgust in his voice, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"That's not true, you just lack enough social interaction to know that," you huff.
"Well, everyone at the academy agreed on chocolate," he reminds you.
"Okay, that was before I saw those delicious mint ones-"
"'Delicious mint ones my ass. You might as well just take the cookie part off of a regular one and put toothpaste on it"
"I'm done with this, we are getting both- problem solved," you say placing both in the cart.
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"What ingredients did Klaus say he needed," you wonder aloud.
"We are not getting Klaus anything," Five tries to steal the cart from you.
"What do you mean? He told me to get him ingredients so we can make a cake together," you tell him.
"Klaus can't bake"
"You can't space jump without getting stuck in the future either," you cross your arms.
His jaw drops and he glares at you.
"At least I'm not best friends with someone who's high all the time," he says.
"I happen to enjoy his highness, he makes everything less... serious," you look him up and down.
"Whatever, just get everything on the shelf for all I care," Five gives up.
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"Can we get a dog," you ask while strolling through the isle with pet food and supplies.
"Absolutely not"
"But why, do you think I can't take care of one?"
"Yes, in fact I do think that"
"I would make a great parent, for your information"
"Oh really? The last time we had a pet you gave the fish a bath-"
"He needed to be cleaned"
"-with soap!"
You shake your head looking up and mutter a 'rest in peace Mr. Goldfish'.
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You two finally made it back to the academy to see Allison and Luther waiting in the kitchen.
Luther looks at Allison, "I'm surprised, they made it back without killing each other!"
The two of you glance at each other, "barely," you say in sync with him.
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frunbuns · 2 years
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Happy birthday to the Hargreeves siblings + Lila 🥰
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