Alec Hardy Needs A Kiss (on his forehead)
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My mum has said “He’s creepy,” and her mother has said he always looks “scruffy.”
Ladies, you’re both divorced. I think I’m seeing a pattern here.
My dad said he hates david tennant... ok just admit ur jealous
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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write the fanfic. yes, even if you think it's not gonna be good. because it could very well become the one fic that completely rocks one (1) stranger's world
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O great advertising algorithm, all ye must do is tell me to write my next long fic chapter, and thy cleaning services are magically rendered obsolete.
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*sighhh*
I cannot ignore the will of the Tumblr dash.
*reluctantly (eagerly) opens Google doc*
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Spewing over the fact that Alec Hardy asking if Becca Fisher would like to ‘relax’ with him ISN’T in the Broadchurch novelisation.
I feel cheated of the wet cat-ness dripping from that scene.
He does yeet that ice cream from Jenkinson into the ocean though.
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Currently writing a long fic, and I’m about to hit the six-month anniversary of the fic document’s creation date.
To celebrate, I decided to trawl through the document backups and the Discord chat I have with my exceptionally indifferent beta to find a series of datapoints containing several dates and the fic’s word count on each date.
Since then, I’ve been keeping daily tabs on the word count for more consistent data, even when I don’t write.
I proceeded to plot these points like a number-hungry goblin and discovered a few things:
1) I am a dog with a bone.
2) My beta deserves a medal for the number of times he’s had to endure me spamming the chat with incoherent plot points and unsolicited progress reports.
3) The sub 100K word count I anticipated is lying dead in a ditch with my soul clutched in its cold, lifeless fingers.
Here’s the graph that reveals the extent of my social life the word count over time to date:
Note: x-axis dates are written dd/mm/yyyy
And yes, the y-axis is approaching 200 000.
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FUCK-A-THON: ROUND 2
For the year's first tentoo day, (10/02/2024) the 10th of February, we're bringing back the much coveted Fuck-A-Thon!
There's a twist, though. The Fuck-A-Thon will run from the 10th of February until the 10th of May. A true marathon! And this time, we've got multiple prompts!
Here's how it works.
We've prepared two cards full of nsfw prompts, and a third card full of crack-y prompts inspired by a bot we have on the tentoo x rose discord server. Every prompt crossed off earns you points. At the end of the event, the person with the highest score wins a prize of their choice, created by the lovely volunteers on our server! :)
*prizes include personalised nsfw tentoorose art/fic!
Here are our prompts:
Feel free to save these so you can mark them off as you go!
And for our third, entirely unhinged list (WORTH 20 POINTS FOR EVERY CRAZY PROMPT YOU CAN WORK IN EFFORTLESSLY)
ALRIGHT. NOW FOR SOME RULES!
Goes without saying, this event is for tentoo x rose. We're looking for pro Tentoo content!
You can absolutely combine prompts. But! There's a limit. Each work you publish may only have a maximum of two prompts from each card.
On the other hand, there is no limit to the number of works you can publish! Remember, this runs till May.
The minimum word count we will accept is 1.5k words.
Your rating will have to be Explicit. This is an NSFW-only event. We are looking for smut!
As you may have noticed, the prompts on the third list are absolutely insane. Our challenge to you here is to utilise them in a way that they're important to the actual smut! (For example: A Podcast About Serbia has to be relevant to the way tentoo and rose get fucking in your story!) Get those thinking caps on :)
You do not HAVE to finish every prompt/combine prompts! Our top priority is to inspire you to make NSFW content for tentoo x rose. If a singular prompt inspires you, go for it! If none of the porne bot prompts appeal to you, feel free to ignore them!
One Shots and Multichapters welcome!
Please post your works to this collection starting from the 10th of February!
Tag this blog with your finished cards, and we will calculate your score.
Feel free to send in any questions you have to this blog!
And most importantly, have fun!
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Sometimes I think that no one will like my writing, but then I consider that there has to be at least one other person on the face of this desolate rock who’s as interested in my strange little stories as I am.
I’ll meet them in the comment section on AO3 eventually, I suppose.
The world is never worse for having your fiction writing in it.
Every story you choose to tell and share improves the world a little bit.
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I saw your post and was out furniture shopping today.
I couldn’t unsee it.
You did this to me.
Good Omens fans be like: omg is Crowley and Aziraphale!
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*taps marketing projections with pen*
With enough successful reblogs, we could be seeing multiple GO Kindergarten AUs cropping up over the next four to five business days after the inevitable writer procrastination period. We anticipate at least two of these will become multi-story series/collections.
guys I'm sorry I HAD TO draw Aziraphale and Crowley as babies, sleeping next to each other, and now I need to adopt them😭❤️✨
• Ineffable babies •
(did you notice the little snakes on baby Crowley's pyjamas?😭 And baby Aziraphale's tartan one?✨)
P.s. Crowley is sleeping on Azi's leg because is more comfortable than his own pillow MY HEART
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My most recent crimes include the official rulebook of badminton, the full script of Romeo and Juliet, the history of sword forging stretching back to 3300BCE, and the brands of cask wine available in the UK in the mid 2000’s. All for the same fic.
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