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John Alcorn, 1970.

#art #inspiration

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‘Sleeping Nymph’ by Alexander Rothaug (German, 1870–1946)

#art #art history

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I'm obsessed with how the incredibly encyclopædic TARDIS wiki has a category for queer people, listing over 300 canonically LGBTQ+ characters in the Doctor Who universe..

..but it also has a category for queer people in the real world, and

it's just russell

#doctor who #HELP

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#video #fave #THE TWISTS

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

#dungeon meshi

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

#any female character with an amv set to marina's ''oh no!'' automatically has my heart #🫶🫶🫶 #text #also i just love female characters who suck. who are just Bad People for No Reason.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#that scene fucking hurted bro #giant pit in my stomach watching it #laios...😭 #had to remind myself my friends definitely do like me and spending time with me lol #dungeon meshi

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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

#text

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#video

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#she's perfect

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fresno nightcrawlers but one is wearing JNCO jeans and the other is wearing tripp pants

#MY FAVORITE #cryptids #art

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#it's bathroom stall time babeyyyyyy

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

#i dont have any friends because i tolerate late capitalism #LMAOOO #it's still good folks

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#mmmm gotta go 80-90 F #how are you supposed to go swimming ulif it's less than 80 degrees???

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Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

#text #a high school friend's sister had one nearsighted eye and one farsighted eye #which is even more terrifying

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favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

#fave