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#nsync #music

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#all that #my childhood #tv

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#spongebob squarepants #tv

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#inception #movies

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#seinfeld #tv

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#it’s gonna be meme #I couldn’t resist #inception memes will never be outdated as far as I’m concerned #my posts #it’s gonna be may #inception memes

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Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

#bring it on #movies

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Don’t you just take the past, put it in a room in the basement, lock the door, and never go in there? That’s what I do. And then you meet someone special, and all you wanna do is toss them the key. Say, “Open up. Step inside.” But you can’t. Because it’s dark… and there are demons.

–The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) Adapted to screenplay and directed by Anthony Minghella

#the talented mr. ripley #movies #just recently saw this and it was SO good

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SHE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK

THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

#I can’t get this song out of my head #don’t ask me why #gotta love that thong thong thong thong thong #random thoughts #the thong song #my posts

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Eddie: So, have you finished writing your vows?

Richie: You’re fuckin right I have. And I’ve gotta say Eduardo, I think they’re pretty solid. You wanna hear a preview?

Eddie: No! I wanna be surprised! As long as you aren’t gonna call me any silly nicknames or make any jokes about my mom, we’re good. 

Richie:…Haha, yeah, like I’d put “your mom” jokes in my wedding vows, hahaha, I’d never do that Spaghetti, uh, Eds, I mean, Eddie…

Eddie:……….How many “your mom” jokes did you–

Richie: Twenty-seven

#it #movies #i cannot stop laughing at this

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stranger things season 1 joyce at wills funeral (2016)

#stranger things #tv

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This is what it feels like working from home every day.

#quarantine problems #brak #cartoon planet #my posts

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I have not updated this blog in 3 years.

But to keep from losing my mind during the quarantine, I am opening this thing back up. Here we go.

#my posts

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#tv #my childhood

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Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

#clueless #movies

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Pictures That Will ’90s The Hell Out Of Your Ass

#holy shit i remember those cups #my childhood

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My name is Lemony Snicket. It is my solemn duty to bring to light the sorry history of the Baudelaire children as it happened so many years ago. But you in the audience have no such obligation, and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately and watch something more pleasant instead.

#a series of unfortunate events #tv