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jean: *filling out legal paperwork* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

diluc: bold of you to assume i was born at all.

albedo: i personally was created in a lab.

kaeya: i just straight up spawned lol

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #jean #diluc #albedo #kaeya

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beidou: i’m gonna need a human skull and i can't have you ask any questions why.

childe: only if you also don't ask why

childe: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

beidou:

childe:

beidou: this one is fine

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #beidou #childe

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ayato, texting ayaka: *sends a voice message*

ayaka, texting back: i’m a little busy, is it urgent?

ayato: no, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

ayaka: *presses play*

ayato's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #ayato #kamisato ayaka #kamisato ayato #ayaka #kamisato siblings

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xingqiu: i wish i could help you, but i shorn’t.

chongyun, about to collapse from heat: xingqiu, please !

xingqiu: what part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #xingyun #xingqiu #chongyun #chongqiu

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venti: don’t worry, i have a permit.

kujou sara: ...this just says “i can do what I want”.

#venti entering inazuma in the irodori festival: #vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #venti #kujou sara

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zhongli: venti! for the love of celestia, please turn down that music. i have a hangover.

venti: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* that sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #zhongli #venti #venti barbatos

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keqing: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

ganyu: i wake up at 4:30 am

keqing:

keqing: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #keqing #ganyu #ganqing #ganyu x keqing

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ganyu, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: yeah, i-i don’t really think heels are for me-

ningguang, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #ningguang #ganyu

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amber: is stabbing someone immoral?

albedo: not if they consent to it.

kaeya: depends who you’re stabbing.

jean: YES?!?

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #amber #albedo #kaeya #jean

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signora: how did none of you hear what i just said?

childe: i’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

dottore: i got distracted about halfway through.

scaramouche: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #la signora #signora #childe #childe tartagalia #dottore #il dottore #scaramouche #balladeer #genshin impact fatui

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happy new year everyone !! here's to a great year ahead ! <3

#vellichxrr rambles—! #happy new year my loves

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🌬 原神 : 楓原万葉❗️アニメのレイアウト . . 🍃

like or rb if u save <3

#vellichxrr reblogs—! #thank youu

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yanfei: i will not have any more of these idiotic arguments with you.

childe: the earth is not a planet

yanfei: hOW THE FUCK IS THE EARTH NOT A PLANET-

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #yanfei #childe

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venti: why did the chicken cross the road?? to get to the idiot's house.

kaeya: i don't get it

venti: knock knock

kaeya: who's there?

venti: the chicken.

kaeya:

venti:

kaeya:

venti:

kaeya: i won't punch you in the face on one condition.

venti: yeah?

kaeya: tell that joke to diluc.

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #venti #kaeya

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venti: if you had to choose between kaeya and all the mora i have in my wallet, which would you choose?

diluc: that depends, how much mora are we taking about?

kaeya: diluc more wine

venti: 4 mora

diluc: i'll take the mora.

kaeya: DILUC MORE WINE

#vellichxrr's incorrect quotes—! #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #venti #diluc #kaeya

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thank you so much for 50+ followers !!! <33 i'm so glad you all enjoy what i post !!

#vellichxrr's milestones—! #v grateful for the 50+ people here #and the ones who dont follow but like my posts #i appreciate you all

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manifesting albedo for u either in this patch as an early 5 star, or in his next rerun <3

guess who lost the 50/50 and isnt getting albedo anytime soon ??

i mean, atleast it's jean.

#vellichxrr rambles—! #not an incorrect quote