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Eve: You killed her!

Villanelle: Actually I believe she died of natural causes

Konstantin, checking the body: Knife to the neck

Eve: I thought you said she died of natural causes?!

Villanelle: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

Konstantin, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived

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Eve: You scared me.

Villanelle: Well, I am naturally terrifying.

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Eve: Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Villanelle: Can I pick?

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Victim: Please don't, I have a kid!

Villanelle: Why should I care if you've reproduced?

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Villanelle: Okay, what did I do?

Konstantin: What do you mean?

Villanelle: You look like you want to rip my head off.

Konstantin: Sorry, that's just how my face works.

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Eve: Why did you kill him?

Villanelle: I didn't want him alive.

Konstantin: That's fair.

Eve: HOW is that fair?!

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Villanelle: I have good news and I have bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?

Eve: Good news

Villanelle: I won’t do it again

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Villanelle: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Eve: That's called a threat.

Villanelle: Damn.

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they’re matching. goodbye

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Y’ALL I’M UHWEGDCX8OWEC

this is why you should never trust british people

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for mental health reasons i have decided to stop the last killing eve episode right after the kiss scene to never watch it again. i am also deleting all social media and cutting my ears off so i can never hear of the actual ending of the show. goodnight.

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It’s ok you can say Villanelle and Konstantin

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

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Carolyn: What about Villanelle.

Eve: I don't give a damn.

Carolyn: You give so many damns they're visible from space.

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Irina: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Konstantin : no that’s not how you make cookies

Villanelle: DO ITTT

Irina: how about 4,000,000 for one SECOND

Konstantin : you’RE GONNA BURN DOWN THE HOUSE

Irina : IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

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i’m sorry but the way eve started running when she saw gunn coming at her with a machete is just so funny to me

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Villanelle: I have a solution.

Eve: Thank goodness.

Villanelle: It involves murder.

Eve: Absolutely not.

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JEALOUS VILLANELLE OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FR