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5'11 vs 6 ft v image this came from

#BLESS #love it thank you OP you deserve the world #meme remix #cablepool #nathan summers #wade wilson #deadpool #cable

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#:) #writing

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the thing nobody fucking warns you about is that once you know literally anything about sewing or how clothes are constructed it immediately becomes impossible to buy clothes because 90+% of newly produced clothes that you can actually look at in a physical store are just hot fucking garbage. like what is even the point of buying something made of thin polyester blend with a shit ton of exposed lazily serged seams on the inside and weirdly large armscyes? its completely unrepairable and also not worth repairing because it’s designed to be disposable and half its flaws are unfixable without essentially re-sewing the garment from scratch and the other half are a ticking time bomb where no structural element is expected to last past the first failure. no fucking wonder nobody bothers learning to sew buttons or darn in this day and age!! theres no damn point because the rest of the garment is totally fucked by the time it becomes needed! *i am gently escorted out of the department store, frothing at the mouth*

but you watch enough historical costuming videos and its just like. “+1 skill acquired: making your own clothes! good luck, you’ll definitely be using it from now on :)”

#capitalist hellscape

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Whats with your fascination with decay and rot?

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I was reading up on unicorns today and wikipedia is not supposed to be this funny!!

#history #marco polo #rhinoceros #better than people

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An excerpt from the end of a letter where Mary Shelley rejects the advances of her long-time friend Edward Trelawny, 26 July 1831:

"My name will never be Trelawny. I am not so young as I was when you first knew me, but I am as proud. I must have the entire affection, devotion, and, above all, the solicitous protection of any one who would win me. You belong to womenkind in general, and Mary Shelley will never be yours.

I write in haste, but I will write soon again, more at length. You shall have your copies the moment I receive them. Believe me, with all gratitude and affection,

Yours,

M. W. Shelley."

#power move #mary shelley

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

#welcome to night vale

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Does he mean anything to you

#I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow #I have him as a moving discord emoji :) #vintage tech #cats #better than people

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#:) #surrealcore

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People are always like "in my past life I was [animal they like]"... Uhhh No? You were an undiscovered species of cave trout. And the second you read this you'll wake up from this dream and return to the deep and dark pools of the cave.

#like to charge reblog to cast #surrealcore #pnw gothic

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#vintage tech #history

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#vote for my favorite refrigerator #cable #nathan summers #tumblr polls

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

#lotr

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Season 7, Time For A Wedding!

#supernatural #tumblr heritage

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ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says “Hold my beer”, either stop them, or run.

#short stories #sci fi #humans are space orcs

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This machine kills AI

#anti ai

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#no yeah it was real bad #lgbtqia #know your queer history #homophobia