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Season 1: Daddy issues

Season 2: Daddy issues 2: electric boogaloo

Season 3: quirky lil psychic boy things

Season 4: gay angel?

Season 5: ultimate meatsuit™️

Season 6: oh no the gay angel’s psyche is fracturing

Season 7: Dicks

Season 8: live laugh love lobotomy

Season 9: but ultimately it was just for one man

Season 10: toxic bromance

Season 11: they hate to see a girlboss winning

Season 12: pro-abortions

Season 13: beefing with a baby (in grey scale)

Season 14: coming out my cage and I’ve been doing not fine

Season 15: family bonding time! let’s fight God!

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Cas wakes up in a world where all versions of Dean exist at once. He makes sure to validate them all accordingly and hangs this up on the fridge

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“You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what.”

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Dean: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Sam: Dean, that's a coma.

Dean: Sounds festive.

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I'm sure everything about this was purely accidental

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*At a bank teller window*

Sam, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!

Castiel: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!

Sam: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Castiel: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Sam: I will send my army to attack!

Sam: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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" He asked for no pickles 😡 "

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ok wait also. the famous bobby chasing john off the property with a shotgun line IS explained in the Supernatural: Bobby Singer’s Guide to Hunting book. Somewhere around the mid 90’s john drops Sam and Dean off with Bobby to go on a hunt in Montana and then essentially drops off the face of the earth. he’s gone for so long that Bobby eventually decides to tell Sam and Dean that he must have died. sam apparently takes awhile to process this and goes very quiet and dean gets really angry. bobby says this is the biggest fight he and dean ever had. then dean disappears into the night and returns hours later with john in tow. dean’d tried to hitchhike to montana on his own to find john and accidentally caught his dad, totally unharmed and completely fine (capable of answering bobby’s phone calls, bobby takes care to mention john did own a cellphone at this point), on the way back. john packs the boys into the impala and tells them they’re going to stay with somebody who “actually cares about them” and bobby becomes so enraged that he pulls out the shotgun and starts firing.

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Dean: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.

Sam, patting him on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

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everybody hsut up and reblog 25k note hatecrime sam

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You know… in an observationally interesting way.

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Supernatural is genuinely so funny because it started with Sam and Dean trying to find their father then it ended with them having to defeat literal God himself and saving the world for the fiftieth time.

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