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Literally haven’t been on here in forever but I need help remembering the name of a book I read when I was younger. I vaguely remember the storyline of the first being that a girl was betrothed to a vampire prince (soon to be king??) since she was born and he showed up to be like yo come with me to my homeland and she was flabbergasted that vampires were real and kept rejecting him until the end of the book when she finally accepted his offer to marry him and become a vampire. I feel like he was Russian?? I also think that there were 2-3 books total and in one of them they go back to his homeland and he gets framed for murder and she has to prove his innocence in a court where she has very few allies and barely speaks the language. Any help at figuring out the mysterious book title would be much appreciated 😌

#vampire #vampire novel #books and novels #book titles #book help #vampire king

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Because I really really love Maximum Ride

#angel #maximum ride #wings #avian #winged people

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Have i ever mentioned how much I love Maximum Ride?

#avian #wings #maximum ride #art #digital art

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“You’re gonna kill people with them!”

— My little brother, referring to my long nails

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Weird shit I’ve heard high schoolers say ( a collective series )

If you’re in Highschool, live with a high schooler or were one, you know they are weird, and here’s some shit we’ve said. . .

1. Are you trying to finesse Voldemort?!

AVADAKEDAVERA!

2. We’re going to stick them in our eyes?! (Referring to pencils)

3. 2+2 is 4. WOW!

4. Are you banging Voldemort?! (What is it with Voldemort?)

5. *while wearing an Irish flag* HAVE YOU SEEN MY LUCKY CHARMS?!

6. Did you raid a fourth graders closet?

7. You look like someone smooshed an egg

8. I’m gonna make a band and call it “sex with Satan”

Followed by

I wonder how many people have had sex with Satan

9. I’m just going to wander the halls until I find my life

10. I hope he likes my sorry card for being an asshole

#highschool #highschoolers #school #funny #kids #voldemort

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Weird shit my little brother says ( a collective series)

Keep in mind, five year olds say really weird things.

1.

MAUI STOLE MY DAD! MAUI ATE MY DAD!

Later followed by

MAUI STOLE MY GRANDMA

2.

Adam (little bro): *screams for several minutes whilst I’m in the shower*

Me: what the fuck is going on?

Adam: *runs into bathroom* DID YOU LIKE MY SONG?!

Me: . . .

Adam: . . .

Me: IT WAS GREAT!

3. They just sang happy birthday! Now my mom is infinity! (It wasn’t actually her birthday??)

4. *using the belt that ties my robe* Do you like my new neck belt?

5. *shaking the bag with my new fish* THEY ARE SQUISHY! (It’s okay they survived... a week)

6. Adam: *flips through one of my books* Mmmm

Me: what are you reading

Adam: *chucks book across room* NOTHING!

7. My butt is fresh

8. That spider looks like a butthole

9. I WANNA SNIFF THE LAUNDRY TOO!

10. Me: Adam do you remember Mowgli (our old cat)

Adam: YEAH!

Me: okay, then what color was he?

Adam: . . .

Me: . . .

Adam: GREEN!

#brothers #weird #kids #weirdkid #funny

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Honestly this is true.

Okay but why are making pie charts so fun??

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Avengers Infinity War: (summary)

Iron Man:

Captain America:

Hulk/Bruce Banner: 

Thor:

Black Widow: 

Dr Strange:

Star-Lord:

Drax:

Mantis: 

Gamora:

Nebula:

Rocket Racoon:

Groot:

Spider-man:

Black Panther:

Bucky:

Okoye:

Falcon:

vision/Scarlett:

Loki:

Thanos:

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#The frog is a part of him

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I want a roof Fox

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So adorable 😌

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LMAO

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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I’m dying 😂

The Sound of Happiness 👌

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Lmao

Rey: *translates Chewbacca’s speech to Luke*

Luke, a man who has known Chewbacca for over 30 years:

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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

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Where is the lie?

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I Speak Fluid References 💬