you-can-call-me-fangs

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Would like a smut with Foo Fighters x Male!Reader since I wanna know how Foo Fighters does it the first time with our lucky reader and how it lead to it if that's okay. Thank you and have a nice day

Yay! I finished a request for once!

Foo Fighter x Male Reader

Contains: Bimbofication, cum drunk FF, reader goes brain dead for a minute too

"Can we have sex?"

Your eyes went wide from the question. Out of every question that FF could have asked that last one thing you expected it to be was that. 

"So let me get this straight," you started, "you got out of your cell and snuck all the way to the other side of this prison in the middle of the night for sex?"

FF sheepishly scratched the back of her head, slightly embarrassed now. "Well of course it sounds weird when you say it like that, let me rephrase." She took a breath before starting again. "I understand the basics of sex and why people do it, but I just don't get what's so funny about it."

FF looked to you hoping you got why she asked to have sex with you, but that only made less sense. You looked on with an arched a brow at FF's statement not completely following along, and even a little more confused than you were before.

FF started again, "Jolyne and Ermes keeping making these sex jokes that I just don't get and it's starting to annoy me." You nodded your head, making a 'oh, I get it now' face. However, if that's the case then- "Why don't you just ask the girls what's supposedly so funny?" You asked, finishing the rest of your thought aloud

"I already tried that! They just keep saying I wouldn't get it because..."

You could finish the rest for yourself, because she has no experience. It made sense though, FF is a stand after all, why would she have a ton of experience with such a human desire? FF started pouting thinking back to the multiple times when Jolyne and Ermes had shooed FF away like she was a child because she wasn't allowed in on their jokes. With FF making such a cute pouting face you almost couldn't say no to her, but you saw FF more like a friend than a fuck buddy, would something like this really work? FF looked over to you, trying to get a gauge based on your expression, she already sensed the answer you were going to give her. You locked eyes with FF, she was giving you this pleading puppy dog look.

"FF-"

"Please! I really wanna know!"

"FF-"

"It's knowledge that I don't have yet, I have to understand it! Please!" FF begged cutting you off again. FF had intertwined her hands together giving you the biggest saddest puppy dog eyes she could muster. You sat there contemplating FF's request for several minutes the whole time FF hadn't moved, keeping her eyes on you patiently waiting for your definitive answer. You opened your mouth hesitating to speak. FF continued to look at you expectantly, a blush ghosting over her cheeks making her even cuter and in turn making it harder to say no to her. You thought hard about the situation, seriously thinking over your options.

You didn't have a cellmate at the moment they had gotten into some big fight which landed them in confinement as punishment, so it's not like you had that to worry about. Plus it had to be well past midnight no guards would be roaming around, but you would both still have to be quiet if you two didn't want to get caught. I mean, if I decide to do this, you thought quickly as an after thought, but who were you kidding, you did want to do this. FF wasn't unattractive at all it would be just as much fun for you as it would be for her.

You finally decided to speak again after what felt like forever, "I...I guess I could help you out." You could already see the joy painted across FF's face, you quickly jumped in before she could potentially shout her excitement, giving you both away immediately. "But we'll have to be quiet about it so we don't get caught, alright?" FF snapped her jaw shut as quickly as she could choosing to nod her head in agreement frantically, however the grateful shine never left her eyes. You could practically hear all the thank you's she wanted to say just from looking into her bight sky blue irises.

FF couldn't sit in place anymore opting to spring forward lunging herself at your body and trapping you in a tight hug. As FF pulled away you both couldn't help but notice how much distance FF had closed between the two of you. Instead of wasting anymore time you placed a hand on FF's cheek silently asking for permission. FF gave you a gentle smile and a nod as a response leaning forward to meet you half way.

It started off as a small peck until you kissed her again, longer, and then again, making the next one even longer than the last one. Another extended kiss then another until finally the only time your lips parted was when either of you needed a moment to breathe before going back in. The makeout session bewteen you two intensified quicker than you expected, before you knew it your hands were around her waist and FF's were flung around your neck, both of you and hot and blushing. The kissing itself was heated and rather rough now, hardly stopping for a break as your tongues continued to meet.

Your hands gripped FF's clothes, you wanted to rip them off. As if reading your mind FF did it for you, stripping herself down till she wasn't wearing anything at all. Just seeing her in such a state made you want to pick her up and fuck her against the wall, but you had to hold yourself back for now, this was presumably her first time after all. You should at least try to act like you were being gentle with FF. The best place you could think to start then was her pussy, her already wet pussy, she had gotten so turned on just from a few minutes of heated kissing. You wasted no time in getting to her puffy pink cunt, pratically inviting you in already. FF opened her legs for getting the jist of what you wanted her to do next. Using two fingers you opened up her lips and connected your mouth to her wasting no time at all. The feeling of arousal was immediate for FF. She stopped herself from moaning out just in time, clenching her jaw shut.

FF hovered her hands in front of her unsure of what to do with them. You continued eating her out somewhat oblivious to the small predicament she was in. You hadn't expected FF to taste so good, to make the moment feel all the more enthralling just the reminder that you are the first and only person to have ever touched or even seen FF in such a lewd state made her taste even sweeter on your tongue. You kept licking at her wet flushed lips sticking your tongue in, immediately getting a half concealed moan as your reward. You licked up until you reached her clit flicking your tongue over it then sucking. FF almost couldn't hold herself back anymore, bucking her hips to your mouth, her legs starting to quiver from the wave of ecstasy. As all these feelings were overflowing inside FF she let out an abrupt moan, which she quickly cut off by clasping her hand over her mouth forcing any more sounds that might come out back down.

You kept using your mouth to play with her clit, almost guiltly enjoying seeing FF struggle to keep herself together from all the pleasure you were elicting from her. FF could barely hold herself back from moaning out loud, tears threatening to fall from the corner of her eyes, drool sliding down the corner of her mouth. Even her brain felt as if it was getting blurry with want.

FF's skin was hot all over and she was no doubt blushing a deep red on her face for you to see. FF had never felt this way before. FF wasn't even aware you could feel this way before, the experience was new and different for her but in the best way possible. FF could and wanted to keep going like this for as long as she could handle. Maybe a few hours? Maybe until the sun started to rise? Or maybe you could just keep going, keep going even when FF felt like she couldn't take anymore yet you would still just continue to play with her as if you didn't have a single care about stopping any time soon. FF could feel something rise in her, she felt like a balloon that was close to bursting, she couldn't hold this feeling back anymore, FF didn't want you to stop. Unfortunately for her that's exactly what you did next, you stopped.

Wait, you...stopped. Why did you stop? You could see the shock and confusion written on FF's face as her hand quickly came away from her face her lips parted geting ready to yell and question you. You chose to cover FF's mouth with your hand rushing out your next words in a loud whisper.

"I know, I know, but I'm not done yet and I don't want you cumming before we've even gotten to the good part yet." You said practically reading FF's mind. Thankfully this calmed FF down enough to the point where you could see the look in her eye change from shock to curiousity.

Since FF was being so good at staying quiet you decided to reward her in a way by not keeping her in suspense and teasing her any longer with foreplay.

You stood up undoing your belt pulling your pants down and letting your dick spring free, inches from FF's face. Her eyes went wide instantly turning her head this way and that to get full look at your cock as if she was studying it. It was already erect and girthy and flushed a pink color. A prominent vein was poking out along the side as the tip leaked a stream of precum, you were clearly just as turned on she was.

As if on instinct FF started to open her mouth her body already seemingly knowing what to do or what it wanted to do. However you stopped her before her mouth could get around your dick knowing you would be too entranced by the feeling of her warm mouth enveloping you that you wouldn't want her to stop but your desire to fuck FF had become too much to bare now, you couldn't wait any longer.

You grabbed FF by the shoulder pulling her to stand up with you. As soon as she was at her full height you grabbed underneath her thighs and hoisted her up, FF's arms and legs wrapping around you. You guided FF over to the one available wall on the far side of your cell and pressed her up against it, FF hugged you tighter your chests being the first to meet. FF opened her mouth again about to ask you what you planned on doing next with this new position, but before FF could get the words out you stopped her again, but this time not with your hand but with you sliding FF's body down your own just enough so that her still dripping wet cunt slid snugly onto your waiting cock. FF's breathe--luckily?--caught in the back of her throat cutting off the loud moan that wanted to escape. FF had to find a new way to stay quiet now though. FF couldn't use her palm anymore, her hands were too busy being grappled to your back, her nails creating tiny cresent shaped dents in your skin, and they didn't plan on moving anytime soon. So FF did the only thing that flashed through her foggy, and getting foggier, brain; biting down perfectly right on the spot between your neck and shoulder.

The bite was a lot harder than FF would have wanted, causing you to wince from the unexpected pain, but FF was sure that if she didnt act quick an entire wing of a prison would have been alerted as to exactly what you two were doing.

You gave FF a few moments to get used to, and process, the sensation of being full with your cock but the urge to start pumping into her warm tight pussy overtook your body making you start a slow steady pace of lifting FF by her legs up and down on your shaft. Your brain was beginning to turn into a one track mindset, which was, stuffing the whimpering blushing twitching stand in front of you. You barely even began to take notice of the fact that you had picked up your slow pace, moving FF's body as if she weighed nothing and thrusting your hips upward to drill yourself into her as much as you could. FF wasn't given much time to adjust to your dick let alone was she prepared for you to start pounding her and at such a quickening speed. The idea of letting her teeth come loose from digging into your shoulder and asking you to slow down never even occured to her. In fact no thoughts at all were crossing through FF's mind just incoherent half sentences and jumbled words popping into her head and vanishing with each new heavy thrust you did straight to her pussy, her walls clamping down on you to try and keep you from leaving.

Her body's hold on your own tightened along with her nails and teeth too, she was getting that feeling again. The feeling of something bubbling up inside of her, close to bursting. Don't...stop, was all FF could think to herself, the words never even made it out of her mouth. She was only capable of sounds now, long drawn out moans and a blubbering collage of words that sounded alien when mixed with the drool coming out of her mouth and coating your shoulder.

"Cum..cumming...I'm.." Your sentence, if you could call it that, had fallen apart, too involved in your current action. In all honesty you wanted to keep going even after you came, just keeping pumping load after load inside of FF, but your brain allowed some room for you to remember that there was a person attached to you who, by the way, was experiencing this pleasure filled haze for the first time. You didn't want to overdo it, even though you were pretty sure that line had already been crossed.

You took one of your hands away from the deathgrip you had on FF's leg and pressed your whole hand and arm against the wall behind FF. Knowing you were close you used all your might, literally, forcing FF's back to the wall. With one final thrust forward you buried your dick deeper and deeper, clenching your jaw, groaning as you coated her walls with your cum. You heard FF make a mumbled but still clearly audible high pitched moan. You still kept lazily thrusting into FF, fucking your cum deeper into her, as if your body didn't want to stop yet. You kept this up for bit as you officially came down from your high, sadly having to stop thrusting to give your body a breather.

FF no longer felt that pressuring build up inside of her anymore the feeling had bursted along with you just as she figured it would, cumming is what you had called it, right? FF felt unusually giddy at the knowledge that she had cum for the first time. Her teeth finally unhinged themself from your shoulder, but still not leaving from the crook of your neck, a euphoric smile forming on her lips, FF couldn't help but start giggling.

As you stood there catching your breath you heard FF's drunken sounding laugh as her body relaxed in your arm, you brought your other arm from the wall back down to grab her leg again and hold her up properly once more.

"FF...FF?" No response aside from FF continuing to giggle with a few hiccups breaking in between.

With no reply the best way you could think to get her attention was to do a quick a bounce of her body poking your dick in and out of her once more, jolting FF to the present. FF finally let go of your shoulder sitting up right in your arms getting a good look at her.

Her lipstick had turned into lip gloss shining with the help of her saliva coating her lips and dripling down the corner of her mouth. You could even see red specks of blood too. You didn't even want to see the damage that had been done to your shoulder although you could guess that there was now a sizeable bite mark engraved on you. Her bright blue eyes had gotten even brighter, if that were possible, her hair was disheveled and her cheeks were bright red.

"Again, again," FF chorused in wistful voice.

"I think you've had about as much as you could handle, FF," you said looking her up and down with a playful smirk.

"No, no. More, learn more." FF slurred, the words coming out stringed together and sloppy.

"FF-"

"Again!"

"FF-"

"More!"

You sighed, she was totally brain dead now and she was definitely going to be zero help on getting her back to her cell before the guards checked to make sure she was there.

#the frank ocean of fanfic writing has returned #i suck with titles by the way #jjba smut #ff x reader #ff x male reader #top male reader #jjba x male reader #jjba x reader #foo fighters x reader #foo fighters x male reader

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

idk what transmasc needs to hear this but being a man is not smth you have to apologize or make up for. it's just not. you don't need absolution for being a man. you don't need to beg on your knees for forgiveness for "shunning" the "gift" of being a woman. you aren't "unfortunately adding one more guy to the world". your manhood is a gift. it adds so much richness to the world. do not let anyone make you think you need to spend your life suffering in purgatory for the crime of transitioning. you don't need to throw yourself to the floor and repent and suffer because of other people's discomfort with who you are.

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

yeah this is it

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

I just wanna make a quick post officially saying that my requests are gonna be closed for a little bit. I've gotten a few more requests coming in and I still have one more older request that I'm working on and I wanna focus on these current requests when I can before I get any new ones. They will hopefully open back up soon though. Please stay with me, I'll get through them as quickly as I can without rushing myself

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

do you mind if we send in thirsts? things like our own ideas for the characters or expanding off of something you wrote? thanks!

You can send in thirsts, ideas, expanding on other ideas I've had, all of those are fine with me

You can be as descriptive and detailed with thirsts/requests as much as you want, actually I'd probably prefer that

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and ermes with a male s/o? please and thank you!!!

I finally come back to Tumblr and I see not one but two requests about Jojo girls are waiting for me?! By the way I'm sorry that this took me forever to get around to I honestly wasn't expecting people to be requesting from me like this but hey I guess it's the price I pay for being a good writer ;) anyway thank you for your patience and please enjoy!

Jolyne and Ermes NSFW Headcannons

Contains: mentions of daddy kink, hair pulling, and cockwarming, hate fucking, blowjobs, titjobs, oral sex, nippleplay, bondage, rough sex, small showing of bratty Jolyne, brat taming

Ermes Costello

° Ermes cusses during sex, I feel like she doesn't even cuss that much on a day to day basis but when she's getting fucked the words just start spilling out of her mouth

° Ermes likes to hate fuck, like talking shit, throwing insults back and forth, and saying how much you despise each other as you fuck her into the bed type of hate fucking

° Ermes will say all types of things about how she's had so much better in the past but you both know she's jsut trying to get you to fuck her even harder, that's all, it's all in good roleplay fun

° But before that Ermes loves to make out with you first, kind of as a form of foreplay, I refuse to believe she has a stand called Kiss and she doesn't like to kiss, now come on now

° She'll kiss you in the most passionate, loving, steamiest way she can (especially to make up for the fact the she wants you to fuck her like you barely know her, so it's her best way of showing a little love to you)

° Actually I think Ermes is good at using her mouth in general

° She gives the absolute best blowjobs and no one will change my mind on this

° Seriously she knows all of your favorite spots on your dick that really get you moaning, no matter what move or area it is she knows about it and will abuse the fuck out of it

° I just know Ermes likes getting face fucked too I just know it

° I don't why but I believe it's true, Ermes wholeheartedly prefers when you violate her mouth and use it like a cheap toy until you cum

° Ermes definitely doesn't mind you repaying a favor either, basically any sort of oral whether done to her or you Ermes is down for

° Whenever you eat Ermes out her legs will instinctively wrap around your head in a leglock, she will subconsciously just start squeezing your head with her thighs

° She can't help it, it's a knee jerk reaction to getting her clit overly stimulated you can't blame her for that

° Ermes likes giving you a blowjob or sitting on your lap cockwarming you while you're out in public, and I mean public as in something like cockwarming you on a park bench where anybody could see the two of you at any given moment, not under a table or something, completely out in the open

° Or she could be on the phone while casually giving you a blowjob like it's nothing (secretly hoping that the person she's talking to can hear your moans or hear her sloppily giving you head)

° Homegirl was a little too invested in Jolyne's story about getting caught masturbating for me not to think she's an exhibitionist

° Ermes likes tit jobs, let's just be honest for a second, Ermes has a nice rack and she will abuse this fact by using her tits to pleasure you

° Also her chest is just really really sensitive so it's a really nice feeling to Ermes to have your dick fucking said chest

° Nippleplay? Yeah, nippleplay. Ermes can't take getting her nipples played with, they're almost too sensitive, she will seriously fall apart in seconds if you touch her chest

° Hoenstly I could see either (or both) Ermes and Jolyne being into face riding, but still especially Ermes, it's another postion for you to eat her out in what isn't there to love about face riding for her?

° Ermes likes giving you petnames and calls you pretty much every single one she can think of

° Baby, good boy, puppy, sugar tits, you name it! She'll call you every name in the book

Jolyne Kujo

° Jolyne likes seeing here lipstick on your body, like if she kisses you anywhere on your body--chest, face, lips, whatever--she has to leave a lipstick mark behind, she thinks they look so cute on you

° Plus she loves how it so obviously shows off that your taken, even if it's just a simple kissy mark on the cheek

° Jolyne likes to wrestle with you on the bed and when I say wrestle I literally mean wrestle

° She will do some WWE moves on you, but she also expects you to do the same thing to her, she's not some delicate flower or something please be rough with her

° Jolyne likes to be on top of you but she also gets turned on when you try to wrestle flip her over and borderline force her to be the one on the bottom

° I feel like Joylne actually has a bit of a kink for getting pushed down and being forced to take it even if she says no and tells you to stop

° She will actually be pissed at you if you listen to her, like why did you actually stop? She was just getting into it

° You're definitely gonna need a safe word with this girl

° Jolyne kind of gives off brat energy, I can see her trying to tell you what to do all the time, critiquing you, and generally teasing you whenever she can

° Lowkey you'd proabably have to do a bit of brat taming with Jolyne, like not letting her cum when she wants to and spanking her when she doesn't listen for example

° The only time you should stop would be when she's apologizing and begging cause at that point you know she's being genuine

° (To be honest I could see this being the case with Ermes too, they both seem a little bratty (in a good way))

° Jolyne knows and is willing to do every postion at least once

° You all saw her when she striped naked in front of those officers, right? She knew exactly what she was doing

° Jolyne uses her stand, Stone Free, to tie you (and maybe even herself) up

° Jolyne will put you both together in one of those intricately laced rope bondage harnesses that connects the two of you using her string

° Jolyne will gladly tie her string around your wrists as makeshift handcuffs to keep you from moving too much, or at all, on the bed or tie herself up in a way where she has to take whatever you do to her but her favorite way to use her string is to tie the both of you up together connected to each other in that intricately laced rope bondage fashion so you can't stop fucking her until she wants you to stop

° Seriously she will not release either of you from her strings until she is satisfied

° She probably knows all the different knots to toe a person up into as well, hog tying, harnesses, shibari style, whatever

° I dare you to look me in my eye and tell me Jolyne wouldn't have a daddy kink

° It was originally an accident, something she just said in the spur of the moment, but seeing how much you both were into it it became a regular thing after that

° Joylne's hair honestly looks so perfect for pulling on

° Hair pulling is one of those kinks she didn't even know she was into until you did it now it's her soft spot for getting her to moan really easily

° Calling Jolyne by her nickname, Jojo, but only in the bedroom and using it as a way to tell Jolyne when you're in the mood

° Especially when Jolyne is in one of her bratty moods, imagine pulling on her hair and telling her to stop acting up while you call her Jojo? Bruh she would already be on her knees, I bet she would blush in the absolute cutest way too without fail

° I'm telling you, calling her Jojo with sexual context? Perfection

#this should of came way earlier #i'm terrible with time #sidenote: i wanna pull Jolyne's hair so bad! #jjba smut #jjba x male reader #jjba x reader #jolyne x reader #jolyne kujo x reader #jolyne x male reader #ermes x reader #ermes x male reader #ermes smut #jolyne smut #top male reader #anime x male reader #Ermes or Jolyne: give me one good reason why i shouldn't beat the shit out of them #Y/N: we can't fuck if your in prison

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

any other rules you want to cover? like are there any specific characters or readers you won't do? is there a limit on how many characters we can ask about or characters you will not cover? will get less content if we ask for more characters? feel free to include any other rules you want to bring up. sorry about the all questions, just want to be sure. thanks for answering and have a great day!

I'm willing to write both fluff and smut however this account in particular is more so tagerted towards smut, but like I said either or is fine

As far as characters that I will or won't write for, for fluff I'll write for pretty much any character from any anime/manga that I'm open to writing for. With smut I'm little more...picky, with the way that I write smut if I can't picture that character in a smutty situation I won't write for them or if I just don't like the character. However this only applies to a few characters so it shouldn't be too big of a problem. Who these specific characters are I honestly don't feel like writing it all out right now but it will be listed in a masterlist that I'm steadily working on and will hopefully get out sooner rather than later.

There are some obvious characters that I won't write for a.k.a the literal children from certain shows, like I won't write smut for Gon and Killua from HxH or Boruto, Sarada, and Mitsuki from Brouto for example. This is pretty self explanatory though. (Platonic fluff is on the table though)

I'll write for characters that are like sixteen/seventeen and I can age them up in the fic because I feel like they can be aged up without their personality or appearance changing too drastically so I'm still just writing for that character even if they are slightly aged up.

The amount of characters that I'll write for at a time I'll keep at about three to four for now, I'll maaaybe even write five characters for one request but that would definitely be the max.

I write way too much most of the time so you won't have to worry about getting less content because you asked for too many characters or something like that.

I'll write smut with most of the main kinks in it but I wrote out a simple list off the top of my head to give a general idea.

Things I Will Write:

Top male reader

Size difference

Age difference

Overstimulation

Non-con/Dub-con

Somnophilia

Dacryphilia

Incest (between reader and a character)

Bondage/Gagging

Feminization

Exhibitionism

Voyeurism

Petplay

Gunplay/Knifeplay/Weaponplay

Female characters

Male characters

Trans characters (whether cannon or not)

Things I Won't Write:

Bottom male reader

Female reader

Child reader/child characters

Ageplay/Age regression

Scat

Necrophilia

Cannibalism

(the last two or three should be self explanatory but I've read a few fanfics in my day that had either one of them so yeah)

Hope this answered all your questions and thank you for asking! I hope you have a great day too!

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

I loved the hc! I barely see any aki and angel stuff with male reader so this is great!

-🧀anon

I'm so happy you like it! 😊💛💙💛💙

And yes Aki and Angel deserve more male reader attention

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Maybe some nsfw hc with angel or aki form chainsaw man? I haven’t seen you write anything for them so idk if you do write for aki and angel. Top Male reader pls.

-🧀anon

Sorry this took so long to get around to besides me just being lazy as shit it also takes me like three days to make a post after I'm done doing drafts, re-reading, finalising, etc. but whatevs enough excuses! I hope you still enjoy! 💙💙

Angel and Aki NSFW Headcannons

Contains: manhandling/borderline dub-con, belly bulging, mention of mirror sex, exhibitionism/chance of getting caught, Aki being touch starved?

° I wish I could have more nsfw headcannons for these pretty boys but I can't help but see them as vanilla as fuck, but they've still got some things that they like to do and that turn them on

° Angel likes it if his partner is bigger than him (which luckily for him is most people)

° This leads to Angel really being into being manhandled, like full on pick him up and throw him on the bed

° Angel is really into you forcing him to do things in whichever way you see fit, whether it be forcing his head up and down on your cock grabbing onto his hair while you do so, or using him as a glorified fleshlight by just holding onto his waist and forcing his body to move in any way you want on your dick

° Pretty much anything else you could think of that forces Angel to pleasure you in some way where you have all the control and there's nothing he can do about it he's probably down for it

° Angel especially loves positions where you have to pick him up and hold him in place, lifting his legs up wrapping them around your waist and fucking him like that? mmm✨delicious✨

° You can definitely expect some belly bulging with this one (maaaybe Angel wouldn't mind if you spread him out in front of a mirror so he could see the bulge you were making in his stomach too...just a thought 👀)

° Angel likes to be tied up

° I don't know why, I guess I just like the thought of Angel being tied up, whenever I think of him in shibari he's just so cute~

° Angel doesn't mind loves getting called pretty boy AND pretty girl

° I like to think that Angel, as a devil, doesn't care too much about gender or presenting as one particular gender so using either or works for him, so please don't hesitate to call him a good girl as you fuck him against the wall

° In between Angel's moans you can hear him cursing in a foreign language, probably latin

° I know I said Angel is pretty vanilla but just because of his nature as a demon I could imagine he's seen and/or is into some pretty freaky stuff that he'll want to divulge in with you in from time to time, but he doesn't want it to become a staple, Angel believes that sex should be quick and easy why complicate it with all the extra kinky stuff?

° Speaking of quick and easy I believe with my whole chest that Aki is into quickies

° Honestly just the thought of you pulling him into some unused office at work bending him over the table and taking him right there and then turns him on enough, imagine if you actually did it? He'd be over the moon

° Aki won't tell you this but he does get off on almost getting caught or being right out of sight or ear shot of someone seeing or hearing you both

° Aki's moans are pretty damn loud and noticeable he tries to hold them back but he's terrible at it, if you two did decide to do it in public somewhere it would be very ovbious what you were doing even if it was behind closed doors

° Two words (well maybe three): Househusband Aki. Need I say more

° Aki really enjoys foreplay, he likes having and knowing that all your attention is on him even if that sounds a little selfish to him

° Having your hands all over his body as you prep him, fingering him, playing with his nipples, kissing him, it doesn't matter

° Pretty much any sort of touch between the two of you is nice for Aki it's reassuring and comforting to him, he's a bit of a softie in the bedroom because of this, he doesn't like to be all rough and forced like Angel

° Aftercare with Aki is spectacular, you already know he's super sweet about it

° He gets both of you all cleaned up afterwards, taking a shower telling you how good you made him feel, rubbing, massaging, cuddling, you name it your doing it!

° Aki for sure enjoys cuddling the most though, being able to run his hands on your body

° Aki also most definitely expects you to do the same, he wants your hands on him as much as possible, running them up and down his sides, putting your fingers in his hair, etc.

° And this doesn't just apply to aftercare but during sex too, wrapping one of your arms around his waist while you thrust into him, letting Aki hold onto your biceps or even putting his arms around your neck, it doesn't matter as long as Aki gets to touch you

° Both of them aren't very good with dirty talk, Aki isn't good at hearing dirty talk and Angel isn't good at speaking dirty

° When Angel tries to dirty talk it usually comes in the form of him trying to decribe all the dirty stuff he wants you to do to him, but it normally comes out like a confused mess, he'll hesitate once with what to say next and then it goes off the rails from there

° Ironically in the spur of the moment when Angel is half out of his mind from overstimulation he might actually say something really sexy that turns you on, he doesn't even know he's doing it, it will just start to happen naturally, guess he needed your help :)

° Aki on the other hand just gets easily flustered so hearing dirty talk will make him turn bright red almoat instantly, it would be a really nice way to tease him

° Aki's way of blushing is also super adorable, it's one of those blushes that reaches all over there face and down their neck, you can even see him get red on other parts of his body like his shoulders, chest, knuckles, all in all Aki just lights up if you can find a way to fluster him (which shouldn't be too hard)

#🧀 anon #devils speaking latin is a thing right? i didn't just make hat up? #aki x reader #aki x male reader #aki hayakawa x reader #angel x reader #angel x male reader #chainsaw man x reader #chainsaw man x male reader #top male reader

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

I don’t know if your still taking requests or not but if you are, who would you write for?

🧀anon

I honestly never thoguht too deeply about that yet just because I wasn't expecting to get requests so soon (not that I don't enjoy it) but here's some manga nad anime that came to mind off the top of my head so there could be more that I don't remember right now. This is also supposed to be more of a 18+ smutty account (even though I'm down to write fluff as well) so I made this little list with that in mind too.

Hunter x Hunter

Jujutsu Kaisen

Chainsaw Man

Naruto/ Boruto

Tokyo Revengers

Blue Lock

Demon Slayer

Digimon (hey, I know some people think there are a few digimon out there that are kinda hot, me included, so yeah)

And some other anime/manga that I'm open to writing for but I'm not caught up with the series yet

One Piece

Black Clover

Fire Force

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (I've read everything except part 8)

! I won't say I'm open or closed for requests for now, I'll maybe just casually do them if I get them !

#this is all i could think of right now and is open to change of course #i might make a masterlist one day maybe after i've written a little bit more #also again this is more my 'what i'll write smut for' list not my 'smut and fluff' list #ugh i'll just make a masterlist someday! #hunter x hunter x reader #hxh x reader #demon slayer x reader #jjba x reader #black clover x reader #fire force x reader #one piece x reader #naruto x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #digimon x reader #blue lock x reader #chainsaw man x reader #top male reader #dom male reader

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

You deserve the praise🥰

-🧀anon

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Loved the family hc! They are all very cute and funny! Lol🥰

-🧀anon

Ahhhhh stop you're making me blush! 😊💜💜💜

#i can't handle praise but i love it so much

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

It’s cool that your talking requests! So, can I have illumin with a sick reader or we meet illumins family or something like that we would be dating him to. Preferably male reader but gn is good to.

Also can I be 🧀-anon?

Thank you for being my first request 🧀 anon! 💛💛

Also I'm sorry if this ended up being a little too self indulgent for me but I can't help it I had too much fun coming up with headcannons for the Zoldyck family because they're so...themselves, ya know? They're fun to build headcannon ideas off of

Meeting/Being Apart of the Zoldyck Family

When the adults in the Zoldyck family first met you, well they didn't like you, it's not that you did anything wrong you're just an outsider and they can't help but be wary of you especially when your being introduced as Illumi's boyfriend

I mean if the Zoldyck family can be transphobic is it really a stretch to think their a liiittle homophobic too?

Silva is just straight up in denial

He refuses to call you Illumi's boyfriend, instead he'll call you "Illumi's friend"

You and Illumi will call him out on this but he'll keep on "messing up" (you know damn well he's doing it on purpose)

Kikyo is bit more excepting, but not of you, she doesn't think anyone is good enough for her precious son though

It doesnt help that she believes every gay stereotype she's ever heard, she will honestly pull up on you with something like, "I thought you people wore rainbow colored clothes?" and will be genuinely confused if you aren't wearing rainbow colored clothing

Zeno just thinks Illumi is going through a phase by dating you

In conclusion you being Illumi's boyfriend makes the adults in the Zoldyck family confused and uncomfortable and I take pure joy in this thought

The kids are a different story, none of them care too much about you being there as Illumi's boyfriend

I actually headcannon that Illumi can get along pretty well with all his siblings he just doesn't see them enough

At first Killua isn't too fond of you and even actively avoids you, it's his way of being cautious around you, even if Alluka likes you (which she most definitely does, who doesn't Alluka like?) he still tries to be careful

Like, you're willingly dating Illumi how stable could you be?

However once he realises that you're a pretty cool dude he'll actually start hanging out with you a lot, he'll damn there latch himself onto you

You'll go skateboarding together, pull pranks on people together, hang out with the rest of Killua's friends, and so on and so on, you'll even start to have your own inside jokes

You and Killua call each other step-bro in front of the adults (mostly Silva) to try an get a rouse out of them

Illumi will lightly reprimand the two of you but he will never do anything too serious cause he secretly thinks it's funny too he just can't show it in front of his parents

Basically you and Killua have a lot fun together and are known to also cause a little chaos

Illumi will never flat out tell you that he's jealous about the all the time you get to spend with Killua, but he is, you can tell because after you and Killua hang out Illumi will ask you everything he can about Kil

Was he having fun? Was he smiling? What were some of the things that he liked? Did he ask about him?

You've tried to ask Killua to go out Illumi more often but he will refuse, you did find a loophole though, Killua will hang out with Illumi as long as you're there

You try to do this as much as possible so Illumi can actually see Kil for once without him being mad or scared of him

Milluki hates playing video games with Illumi because he always miraculously wins, has never played a game in his life but will still get a W and then be like "oh, I won"

Milluki just sees this as a massive insult to his skills so he'll play against you next to boost his ego, he is still a pro gamer after all, this boy spends way too much time on his computer to not be one

When Milluki was younger and it was just him and Illumi, Mil was the type of younger brother to hide behind his older brother and talk shit from there because nobody would mess with him with his tall scary looking bro standing right there, right?

This changed somewhat since Illumi puts more of his time and focus into Killua now so Milluki switched all of that energy to you

Now Milluki will get behind you and shit talk from there, Mil sees you like a brother so that's cool

Has that "don't make me call my older brothers to come down here and whoop your ass!" type energy

I think Kalluto and Illumi already get along surprisingly well

Kalluto will follow you and Illumi around the same way he does with his mother

Kalluto will randomly gift you little paper cut outs or paper origamis he made while you're at the house, it's his way of showing he likes you

Illumi and Kalluto can both be so quiet and keep to themselves so much that being around the two of them can be one of the few times in the Zoldyck house where you can have some peace and quiet

Similar to Killua hanging out with Illumi, for Illumi to hang out with Alluka you'll have to be there

Cause Illumi is under this weird impression that Alluka isn't apart of the family or something (which we all know is bullshit) so you have to be there so he'll have a reason to stay

You definitely have to correct him several times on Alluka's pronouns, don't worry he'll get used to it he just needs some practice

Also Illumi truly enjoys playing with Alluka, they get along very well

Alluka is child like in a way Illumi probably never got to be so being around Alluka and kind of playing in her world helps Illumi be a little childish too, which he likes

Alluka would be trying to play dolls with the both of you, braid your guys (mostly Illumi's) hair, play dress up, etc.

The other Zoldyck siblings will go to you and Illumi first before their parents when they have a problem

For instance, if they're arguing and they need an adult to help them tell the other to stop bothering them or if one of them has a nightmare and they want to sleep with someone else they go to you and Illumi

#🧀 anon #i love my dysfunctional step family! #i headcannon that Kikyo is a bitch but in a comical way #Illumi is an amazing older brother to ALL his siblings and i won't hear anymore about it #illumi zoldyck x reader #illumi x reader #illumi x male reader #hxh x male reader #hxh x reader #hxh #hunter x hunter x reader #hunter x hunter

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Bruuuuuuh why does my NSFW Illumi headcannons have over 300 likes?! Y'all are just as horny for him as I am tf!!

#my Naruto smut has more likes than I was expecting too #y'all are horndogs

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Are you taking requests right now?

Yeah! I'm actually willing to take a few requests right now! It will give me something to focus on plus a reason to write for once so go right ahead! :)

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Hmmmmm interesting wording there

To be honest it's just the fact that they both said "I'll you [Boruto] to insert location to see/meet Naruto" like, hmmmmmm why you gotta say it like that! I could easily be overthinking this but when Delta said that all I could think about was how it reminded me of what Kawaki said in chapter one

I had more to say about this in a draft I wrote but the draft got deleted and I don't feel like writing it all again right now, maybe some other time, I'm too tired

#here's this slightly saddening thought goodnight! #i've never been a huge fan of the Naruto's gonna die theory but honestly I could see it #plus i think it could be done really well #naruto #boruto #boruto manga #i made myself sad overanalyzing this one panel

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Hokage Naruto x Male Reader

a/n: making a quick fic for the ass end of Kinktober, I thought it be fitting to use a classic character and a classic kink, yeah I don't know why but Hokage Naruto got me acting up contains: some good ol' fashion cockwarming

Naruto was where he could usually be found; in his office doing paperwork, piles and piles of paperwork. Normally Naruto would be a little exhausted at this point, tired from several hours of constant writing for this and signing off on that, but today felt a little different.

As Naruto moved foward to place another finished paper in his done pile he stopped just short, his fingers twitching to grip the paper in his hand and his face ingniting in a red hue.

"Aww what's the matter Lord Hokage, feelin' distracted?" You said from behind the seventh, wrapping your arms around his waist and placing your head on his shoulder.

The reason Naruto was feeling so awake today was because his boyfriend currently had his cock lodged inside him. For the past few weeks Naruto had been acting especially sluggish as if work was becoming even more strenuous than normal, so to help Naruto stay up and alert while working you came up with a plan. Have the seventh hokage sit on your dick while he worked. It really was a full proof plan, I mean, who could possibly be unattentive and tired when you were straddling a cock that was constantly touching your prostate and even the slightest movement made you feel aroused? The answer was nobody, not even the hokage himself apparently.

You started kissing the hokage's neck being careful not to leave any obvious marks-- Naruto claimed it wasn't a good image to have as an upholding leader-- only lingering just long enough for Naruto to gently lean into you, tilting his head so you could have better access. You continued, leaving a trail of kisses from the side of Naruto's neck to the back, lightly biting down right in the center. Naruto, completely unprepared, gasped along with a jolt of his body making him remember the dick still inside him. Naruto instinctively reached for the arms of his chair gripping them for dear life while a particularly loud groan left his mouth, he was starting to feel a little sensitive after several continuous hours of you being inside him.

"Wow, you've really done a lot of work today, Lord Seventh, I think it's about time you took a break," you said in a hushed voice muffled slightly by your lips still grazing the back of Naruto's neck, with each word the hokage couldn't help but shiver. "I think it's about time you took a break." As the words were leaving your mouth, your hand had made it's way down to Naruto's crotch quickly feeling the protruding bulge and grabbing a hold of it, it twitched from your touch, you could also feel a large wet spot where his precum had leaked through his pants. Naruto's only response was another loud moan, he was becoming less and less able to hold back his desire for you, he needed you, now.

Naruto's want was something that he didn't even have to use words to communicate to you, you could already tell how desperate he was for you to actually start moving, thrusting your hips into him as hard as you could, not caring who heard either of you fucking right there in the hokage office. You smirked at the thought.

Naruto let out one more pathetic, half concealed moan, "I guess that's a yes," you said before picking you and Naruto up out of the chair and placing him on top of his desk.

You admired the view of Naruto lazily pulling his pants down the rest of the way, freeing his cock, while you moved your hand up his back taking his shirt with you exposing more and more of the athletically built body underneath. You breathed out an airy laugh, looking at the plump ass of the adorable man below you, swaying back and forth from the effort of fully taking off his pants. Grabbing a handful of Naruto's ass you tested pushing your hips even closer, forcing every last bit of your cock inside. You just didn't want to pull out it was far too warm and snug inside Naruto, he fitted you like a glove, like he was made for you and you alone. Naruto began whimpering with each attempt you made at getting deeper inside of him, forcefully pressing against his prostate each time causing him to clench down on you even harder. You joined in with Naruto's little noises, moaning out, getting louder each time he got tighter.

As fun as it was to simply be inside Naruto, to really help him truly make the most of this break from work, you had to start fucking him properly and show him how much of a good stress relieving boyfriend you could be.

Better yet, you could see how much of a moaning mess you could turn the hokage into.

#here's your latest possible Halloween treat #Happy Halloween by the way! #not me also using this fic as an excuse to test out what kind of layout i like for my fics #anyways here's your daily reminder that Naruto is offically a dilf now #everyone say thank you Boruto! #naruto x reader #naruto x male reader #hokage naruto x male reader #boruto x reader #boruto x male reader #choosing whether to put one or two spaces between each text block is so unnecessarily difficult for me #naruto smut #top male reader