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Sometimes I stand infront of my window, hands on the sill, leaning just so slightly, and bite my lips as I sigh deeply. Mentally, the recreational level of the “ I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” scene is top notch. But in reality I’m making slutty faces at random public on the streets.
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Oh to be in love. Oh to be holding hands and running down the dark alley. Oh to be holding hands and breathing the same cold night air. Oh to share a warm kiss in a forgotten section of the library
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Edward in Twilight after Bella gave him a peek at her ankles
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Just so you know if I went MIA after my honeymoon like Bella did, my dad would split open daddy Carlisle and use his femur to find me. (Femur for the purpose of witchcraft)
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Eddy boi on his way to call Bella a spider monkey
Eddy boi walking away after gaslighting Bella
Eddy boi on his way to spill family secrets for some pussy
Eddy boi leaving Bella in New Moon after his dramatic speech
Eddy boi walking away from the bed after forgetting to pull out
Eddy boi walking past Jessica, and hearing her thoughts about choking on his balls
Eddy boi on his way to tell Jacob that he intends to rip Bella a new hole while she is a human
Eddy boi on his way to propose to Bella with an ugly ass spikey egg ring
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100 years of living, naturally designed to seduce and lure to kill, and Eddy boy manages to pull this
Bella: “Hey, did you get contacts?”
Edward:
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Bella come back to me
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Bella did that ice in coochie challenge before all yall tik tok hoes
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This picture gives off the same vibe as Tracksuit Rob. - me screaming
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Whenever in a face off, make intense eye contact, like deadass stare into that mother fucker’s eyes, lick your lips, and whisper Mayonnaise. Throw that cunt off his balance.
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Fetus resume listening to Eddy boy wanting an abortion
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Now, on every Wednesday, I’ll be posting one wholesome picture of Robert Pattinson. You may thank me now.
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Me watching Simon’s cake on their wedding night, while Daphne Bridgerton watches the 🍆
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Bella: I want to have every human experience with you
The human experience bella was abt to get:
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Emmet: ‘I hope you got enough sleep Bella, cuz you won’t be getting any’
Carlisle to Esme:
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You can’t tell me you figured out Smeyer was pedo after she dropped the jacob-ratabooga bomb, when she has been sexualising an alleged 16 year old Native American by giving him unrealistic body standards, and adult personality.
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Idk why ppl hate on breaking dawn when it delivered some of the most touching dialogues.
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