i keep thinkin about katsuki who just doesn’t give a fuck. like, yeah he’ll walk over and pull you closer by the waist to press kisses all over your mouth to hear you giggle. and yeah he’ll groan and jokingly tell you to “stop runnin’” when he’s slobbering n’ biting all over your cheek while you try to push him away in between giggles and pecks. so what if he’s right outside of his classroom and what he’s doing is quote unquote “inappropriate ” ? you’re his girl. you mean to tell him he’s supposed to walk right past you and not try to initiate a make out session at 8 in the morning ??? while you’re looking like that ?? yeah right, mind your business glasses !!
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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
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I have never met a single cishet who knows the term lipstick lesbian. Dr House do you mind answering a few questions
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Me just after opening a Word document
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Oh you like vampires? Is that because you are enticed by the idea someone could love you enough to share the burden of everlasting monstrosity? Haha HAHA no what? no
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downtime shopping!
aka allison making neil hold her chanel purse (which he couldnot even begin to comprehend how much it costs ) While she picks out 900 pieces of clothing for our sweet boy neil who wears jorts and a PSU rubber wristband and another silly math shirt
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felt so gaslit by uncle rick due to the increased number of pearls in ep, 6 that i had to consult the ancient texts (my beat up pjo boxed set that’s survived three moves, four exes, and a hurricane)
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