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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 hours

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I was at a gas station called "Crazy Jack's Discount Shit Shack" but all the items were ancient and cursed. Crazy Jack was just some hillbilly guy with and underbite and a straw in his mouth. Had to stop my sister from buying the cursed objects, even though she knew the were all horribly cursed.

#dream #gas station #shopping #sister #curse #cursed

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cyberk1ng · 3 days

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Again, Onceler celebration, but this time a personal one. Today is 5th anniversary of the day I first saw a Onceler meme and fell in love with the fandom...

Also it's the official birthday of my AU Onceler :D

#god bless that one meme #lorax #onceler #the lorax #the onceler #once ler #the once ler #lorax fanart #art #lorax 2012 #cursed #5 years 5 knives do you feel the depth of symbolism

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walk-small-goal · 4 hours

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https://natalie-013.ftgae.xyz/u/2asrSBy

#frances bean cobain #venti x reader #designer #riae #alexis texas #robert smith #cursed #sunny lane #wealth #positive #david tennant #furry #looking for alaska

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on-network · 1 day

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#dabi smut #albert camus #ebonyqueen #venti x reader #beautiful black women #designer #myspace #riae #massage #alexis texas #killugon #robert smith #cursed

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sandykunowo · 2 days

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Sticker de los smiling critters part 2

Hmmm, perdona por la demora de no tener nada publicación nada estos años debido a que tenía muchas tareas e incluso llegar a estar deprimida por los comentarios en tiktok no fue nada bueno para mi, fue horrible de amenazas y otras no muy bonito decirlo aquí, solo por un shipeo de dogday y catnap al final .....pero igual estoy recuperada y hoy les traje más stickers de ellos :))

Gracias por tu apoyo!

English:

Hmmm, sorry for the delay of not having published anything these years because I had a lot of tasks and even getting depressed because of the comments on tiktok was not good for me, It was horrible with threats and others, not very nice to say it here, just because of a dogday and catnap ship at the end.....but I'm still recovered and today I brought you more stickers of them :)))

Thank you for your support!

#smiling critters #smiling critters poppy playtime #poppy playtime #poppy playtime fandom #ibispaintx #stickers #emoji #drawings #silly #cursed #catnap #dogday #craftycorn #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken #picky piggy #foryou

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okameeznuts · 8 hours

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You are my sunshine.

#team fortress 2 #team fortress #tf2 spy #tf2 #shitpost #cursed #meme #my edit #edit

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ruvonix · 1 day

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The context: 🔽

@marchy-emmet @marrrchy-emmet

You. 🫵🏼

#cursed #feet pics?#submas #submas ingo #ingo #pokémon ingo #subway boss ingo #submas emmet #emmet #pokémon emmet #subway boss emmet #emmet and ingo #ingo and emmet #out of context discord #YIPEEE #protective Ingo

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steam-beasts · 14 hours

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Every time I post, think of this dog thing. My lil blog mascot critter.

#thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #ttte thomas #cursed #cursed dog #cursed train dog thing

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sailorsenshishitposter · 2 days

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Satoru Gojo x Reader

⚠️ Manga spoilers for those that haven't read chapter 236. You've been warned.

Gojo: Your favorite Sanrio mascot is cinnamoroll, you get turned on by blindfolds and you have the emotional maturity of a five year old.

First Date:

You somehow pass the entrance exam and are now enrolled in the Tokyo branch of Jujitsu High. You transport your luggage to your new room but it's really just 50 pounds of unopened sweets that you smuggled in. You wait until the dead of night and then slowly let your addiction consume you.

Currently you are boiling sugar in a spoon with a bic lighter underneath as you had some twizzlers tied together against your arm as a makeshift phlebotomy tourniquet. Before you could inject the sweet nectar into your viens, you noticed a strange sound. You heard loud sniffing sounds outside your door and became petrified. You wondered if it was some kind of curse and you now understood why there was a rule about no food after midnight. The door started to open and you were now trembling.

You heard a growling sensation but to your relief it was just your idiot teachers stomach. "GOJO, WHAT THE HELL!" you screamed and then suddenly his hand clamped down on your mouth. "Yo. If you make too much noise then we'll get caught." He then gave you a cocky grin and removed himself. You were about to question him when the man started to moan. "Ahhh. I knew I smelled sweets!" At least you now knew the horrible sounds earlier where from your teacher and not a curse.

Gojo then pulled something out of his pocket but before you could question it, there was now a pixie stick in your hand, mirroring his. "Let's get this party started!" You then understood what the man intended on doing. Gojo then stacked together some of your school books and then slowly unwrapped the treat seductively. He then poured the sugar into a neat row and then snorted the line. He now had a stream of blood flowing out his nose. "He's high..." you muttered.

You then pulled out a box of pocky and then waived it in the air as if it were a dog treat. Gojo then got on all fours and started panting. You then placed the chocolate in between your lips and waited to see if he would play your little game. He crawled closer and then put his lips around the other end of the biscuit. The two of you both started chowing down and your lips were so close that you started blushing. Now there was only an inch left and you waited to see if he would make the first move. Just before that could happen you started hearing a harpie screech. God damn it. It was your bitch of a mom.

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Once again this poor woman had to enter this crypt of a room and witness the assault of another poor, helpless body pillow. This time it was now the character your daughter would never shut up about. Gojo something? Anyway it was time to drag your goblin spawn out and inform her that it was now time for her monthly bath. "Sweetie you better get in the backyard so I can hose you off! The neighbours are complaining about the stench again!" Unfortunately for you she didn't intend to cooperate.

"I HATE YOU! YOU INTERRUPTED ME AND SENSEI. I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE MY FIRST KISS!" You couldn't help but laugh at how surreal the situation had become. "That's nice honey but Mojo Gojo can wait a little while..." Your patience was running thin. Your daughter then began to scream something about you being a baka or whatever that was and how she was now going on tiktok to look at 2D thirst traps? This was getting tiresome.

You then grabbed the hopefully just sweat stained pillow from your little crotch goblin. She stared back into your eyes, maybe as an attempt to say she wouldn't back down and lose? You then decided to throw her own words back at her. You knew this phrase by heart due to how many times a day you had to hear it. "I think this is what the kids say... nah I'd win." You then tore your daughters beloved pillow in half, hastily throwing the upper half on to the floor.

The creature known as your daughter was now screaming at you, her lungs filled with rage "I HATE YOU FRAUDKUNA! GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND OUT OF MY LIFE!" You gladly left and then slammed the door. You had no idea what a fraudkuna was but you know knew that he must be a God if he could take control of the situation where you had failed as a parent.

#shitpost #cursed #crack treated seriously #crack fic #jjk x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #jjk spoilers #spoilers #jjk 236 #body pillow #major character death

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oddarette · 1 month

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Frog boba 🐸

#illustration #my art #artists of tumblr #digital art #drawing #art #boba #food art #cursed #frog

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horseimagebarn · 9 months

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horse pulling a very odd looking carriage in fact it appears to be a car upon a wheeled platform and even more surprisingly there seems to be a man in there this is a truly puzzling image

#horse #horses #horse pics #horseposting #horseblr #reaction pics #reaction image #reaction images #cursed #singular horse #outdoors #neighhhh

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maaddss · 6 months

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