#Christian baby

[jonayariley]

#christian baby #polls #tumblr polls #meme #christian baby meme #quora

[pigeonmauler]

Valteil found Nosramus’ address.

Based on this:

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#fear and hunger #fah #f&h #funger #nosramus #fear and hunger nosramus #nosramus fear and hunger #valteil #christian baby #christian baby meme #my art #my fanart #fear and hunger fanart #my post

[freakyvampirequeer]

the christian baby saga

#christian baby #the christian baby #quora #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME WVERYTIME I READ THEM OUT LOUD I START CRYING LAUGHING

[shrimp-apocalypse-now]

#christian baby

[amarshmallownamedo]

Is the christian baby in the room with us right now?

#ive seen several of these scenarios #christian baby #shitpost

[museumoftinyhens]

So because comments and reblogs r disabled for some reason, here’s my thoughts:

um. Just open it for the baby. Just open it anyway. It’s a baby what’s he gonna do? Kick me??

#christian baby #ex christian #atheist #dumb baby #quora

[luc1d4]

original drawing by CoffeeTheFox_ on twt

yeahg

#homestuck #grub #homestuck baby #christian baby #woudl you kick him #atheist

[very-uncorrect]

This remains one of my favourite images ever

#it always makes me laugh #wtf makes it a CHRISTIAN baby??? #how can a baby be christian????? #tw death #tw child death #quora #meme #christian baby

[kitkatkk2]

thank you google i will be sure to be sensitive to the christian baby that keeps getting himself killed

#christian baby #id in alt text

[christianbabydaily]

#christian baby #quora

[sleepyseraph]

If you were an atheist and there was a Christian baby who would get you into heaven but you have to then admit heaven was real and be a Christian or you can sacrifice the baby by punting it like a football into the mouth of the God of atheism thus allowing you to retain your faith in atheism, what would you do

I would grab YOU, anon by your turkey neck and dip you in a vat of honey and then in a dumpster full of lint. You then emerge from said dumpster a new entity: Fuzzman (or Fuzzma’am). All the people at school would then make fun of you, teachers and staff included. You seek refuge with your childhood friend, whom you’ve had the biggest crush on since that one time they brought you rice pudding from home when you were kids (only because they made too much). They’re hesitant to be seen with such an abhorrent mass of lint but they do it anyways out of the kindness of their heart. You take their kindness as ample opportunity to confess your feelings. They do not reciprocate. “Why would I want to spend my days with someone as fuzzy as you?” She exclaims in the middle of the cafeteria. Everyone begins laughing, pointing at you can calling you various fuzz related names. You then drop out from shear embarrassment, with no education nor job because no one wants to hire a sentient lint monster, you find yourself roaming the streets of Detroit, cold and starving. You find an abandoned homeless tent with a bonfire whose flames are just about to run out. When all hope is lost you hear the wails of what sounds like a baby, THE Christian baby. You are now faced with such dilemma yourself; toss the Christian baby into the flames to provide yourself heat, or sacrifice your lintself so the Christian baby can live another day, however as you leave this mortal coil you feel a falling sensation. As you hit the pavement of your hell you shock back into consciousness, at your keyboard. Thats right, you’re stuck in an infinite time loop that can only be broken by tossing the Christian baby into the flames. I now ask you, mortal: What would you do?

#christian baby #vtuber #twitter refugees #vtumblr #autism #fuzzman #fuzzma’am

[nooooough]

”The Creature” and ”Christian Baby” give me the same vibes

#the creature #Christian baby #atheists. imagine a Christian baby walks up to you and says they will unleash the creature unless you renounce athiesm. are you still athies #t? #meme #text #Reddit #Quora #crossover

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Atheists imagine you're immortal but you're constantly being chased by the Christian baby from the hypotheticals. Like it won't kill you if you touch it but if you do touch it you become a Christian baby too. Would you shoot the Christian baby

#christian baby #complete nonsense #wizard #wizardposting #wizardblr #Answer in character

[byoldervine]

Here's the big question; would Persephone die for the Christian Baby?

She’d die laughing at the idea that she’s actually been approached by the Christian Baby

#obviously she’s not Christian but she’d find it hilarious either way #thanks for the ask! #anon ask #christian baby #writing #writers #writeblr #bookblr #book #writers on tumblr #writerscommunity #writers of tumblr #my writing #writer #on writing #creative writing #write #writers and poets #writblr #female writers #queer writers #writer things #writing life #original writing #writer stuff #writerscreed #writerblr #writersociety #writersnetwork #writerslife

[megaqueerteen]

Never change, Quora. Never change.

#quora #christian baby

[theinheriteddutchess]

"God loves you"

But Christian Baby clearly does not.

#Christian baby #sorry I'm rolling through the tag #Christian baby hateseveryone #be safe guys #it's torturing and blackmailing through life