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classicconundrum · 2 years
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Peter Parker and Boomerang were gay.
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dakry · 1 year
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I love young justice so much <3 Part one :)
Warning: Spoilers for Young Justice
CHARACTER APPEARANCE    Young Justice has a lot of characters that appear that you wouldn’t usually see in the DCU shows. Bart Allen- The grandson of The Flash (Barry) from the future, in the version of Young Justice, Bart came to the past to change the future. In the future that he’s from the world is taken over by The Reach and an Evil Blue Beetle. Bart doesn’t really show up in the DCU shows and I’m happy that he was in this show. Cassandra Cain- I was kinda shocked that they added Cass in the show, but it was a nice touch. In the show they do the flash back when Babs stops her from killing The Joker for the League.  Violet Harper- I don’t really all that much about Halo besides in YJ but in the show she came from a Markovia, she was one of the kids that was kidnapped and turned into a meta-human. Except she died and the Motherbox brought her back. Brion Markov- I don’t really like him....but he’s a Prince from Markovia (Later becomes the king.) He’s also a meta-human, he has the powers to make rocks and lava surround his body, thats why he named himself Geo-Force. He joins the outsiders, but after he kills his uncle and overthrows his brother from the throne, he leaves the team. Terra- Brion’s younger sister, she was kidnapped and turned into a metahuman, she was trained by Slade and even after she was freed she still secretly spied on the team and worked for Slade. In a landslide of events, Slade tells he to kill Gar and she almost does but ends up not killing him.  Forager- Forager (Also known as Fred Bugg *with two gs*) is an alien from another planet, the new gods of his planets, were being given stuff by his hive and in return not giving them what they needed back. So Forager gets the yj and he gets in trouble by his hive and gets exiled from them. 
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ashes-writing · 1 year
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– NSFW CONTENT WARNING. NO MINORS. To be taken to individual masterlists click the character name listed below. 
All American 
Asher Adams
American Horror Story 
Bobby Richter
Dandy Mott
Jimmy Darling
Kit Walker
Kyle Spencer
Michael Langdon
Tate Langdon
Xavier Plympton
Arrow 
Oliver Queen
Slade Wilson
The Breakfast Club 
Andy Clark
Brian Johnson
Jon Bender
The Boondock Saints 
Connor McManus
Murphy McManus
Rocco
Criminal Minds
Derek Morgan
Spencer Reid
The Crow 
Eric Draven
Jimmy Cuervo
CSI Las Vegas
Greg Sanders
Nick Stokes
Warrick Brown
CSI Miami
Eric Delko
Ryan Wolfe
Tim Speedle
CSI New York
Danny Messer
Don Flack
Dazed & Confused
Randall Pink Floyd
Ron Slater
Detroit Rock City 
Hawk
Lex
Jam
Tripp
The Flash 
Barry Allen
Cisco Ramon
Friday Night Lights 
Landry Clark
Matt Saracen
Tim Riggins
Ghostbusters
Egon
Peter
Ray
Winston
Gotham 
Jerome Valeska
Riddler
Horror Movies 
Billy Loomis
Charlie Walker
Stu Macher
Harry Potter
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Neville Longbottom
Severus Snape
Sirius Black
Legends of Tomorrow 
Ray Palmer
The Lost Boys
Allen Frog
David
Edgar Frog
Michael Emerson
Sam Emerson
Mayans MC 
Angel
EZ
MCU
Bruce Banner / Hulk
Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier
Captain America / Steve Rogers
Eddie Brock / Venom
Hawkeye / Clint Barton
Loki
Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver
Thor
NCIS 
Timothy McGee
Tony Dinozzo
Outer Banks 
JJ Maybank
John B Routledge
Pope Heyward
Rafe Cameron
Topper Thornton
The Outsiders 
Dallas Winston
Johnny Cade
Sodapop Curtis
Punisher 
Billy Russo
Frank Castle
Riverdale 
FP Jones
Jughead Jones
Reggie Mantle
Sweetpea
Shameless 
Lip Gallather
Sons of Anarchy 
Jax Teller
Juice Ortiz
Opie Winston
Supernatural 
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Stranger Things 
Argyle
Billy Hargrove
Eddie Munson
Gareth Emerson
Jonathan Byers
Steve Harrington
Tommy Hagan
Teen Wolf
Stiles Stilinski
Twilight
Embry Call
Emmett Cullen
Jacob Black
Jasper Hale
Paul Lahote
The Vampire Diaries
Damon Salvatore
The Walking Dead
Daryl Dixon
Negan
Shane Walsh
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What I write and who I write for
Movies/shows
Gotham
Star wars
Spartacus
Boardwalk Empire
Marvel
DC
The Walking Dead
The Witcher
Salem
Star Trek
Harry Potter
Fantastic Beasts
IT
Barry
Stranger Things
The pirates of the Caribbean
Lotr
The Hobbit
NCIS
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Gotham characters I write for
Oswald Cobblepot
Jerome Valeska
Jeremiah Valeska
Jim Gordon
Harvey Bullock
Ed Nygma
Alfred Pennyworth
Mr. Freeze
Victor Zsasz
Butch Gilzean
Star Wars characters I write for
Darth Maul
Kylo Ren
Darth Vader
Han Solo
Poe Dameron
Lando Calrissian
Finn
Boba Fett
Jango Fett
Din Djarin
Paz Vizsla
Spartacus characters I write for
Ashur
Gannicus
Crixus
Agron
Spartacus
Glaber
Caesar
Boardwalk Empire characters I write for
Al Capone
Richard Harrow
Eli Thompson
Frank Capone
Ralph Capone
Nelson Van Alden
Arnold Rothstein
Meyer
Lucky Luciano
Gyp Rosetti
Marvel characters I write for
Tony Stark
Steve Rogers
Scott Lang
Stephen Strange
Zemo
Loki
Thor
Clint Barton
Bruce Banner
Peter Parker
Bucky Barnes ❤️
Ultron
Pietro Maximoff
Peter Quill
Drax
Yondu Udonta
Ronan
Rocket (platonic! We ain't furries here!)
Groot (platonic)
DC characters I write for
Superman
Batman
Bane
Joker (Heath ledger or Jared Leto)
Captain Boomerang
Chato Santana
Rick Flag
Oliver Queen
Slade Wilson (Manu Bennett)
X-Men characters I write for
Victor Creed
Wolverine
Colossus
Deadpool
Cable
TWD characters I write for
Aaron
Father Gabriel
Rick Grimes
Negan Smith
Shane Walsh
Daryl Dixon
Merle Dixon
Eugene Porter
Abraham Ford
Paul "Jesus" Rovia
The Witcher characters I write for
Geralt
Jaskier
Filavandrel
Mousesack
Eskel
Salem characters I write for
John Alden
Cotton Mather
Beelzebub/ The Sentinel
Samael
Sebastian Marburg
Star trek characters I write for
Captain Kirk
Spock
Dr. McCoy
Quark
General Martok
Weyoun
Damar
Dukat
Garak
Julian Bashir
Shran
Captain Archer
Malcolm Reed
Trip Tucker
Phlox
Harry Potter characters I write for
Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy
George Weasley
Fred Weasley
Neville Longbottom
Lucius Malfoy
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Severus Snape
Fantastic Beasts characters I write for
Newt Scamander
Percival Graves
Albus Dumbledore
Gellert Grindelwald (Mikkelsen or Depp)
Jacob Kowalski
IT characters I write for
Richie Tosier
Ben Hanscom
Bill Denbrough
Eddie Kaspbrak
Henry Bowers
Pennywise/ Bob Gray
Barry characters I write for
Barry Berkman
Noho Hank
Monroe Fuches (As father figure)
Stranger Things characters I write for
Steve Harrington
Billy Hargrove
Dustin Henderson (platonic or as little brother)
Eddie Munson
Pirates Off The Caribbean characters I write for
Jack Sparrow....."Captain! Jack Sparrow!"
Captain Barbossa
William Turner
Bootstrap Bill
Davy Jones
James Norrington
Cutler Beckett
Salazar
Lotr characters I write for
Boromir
Faramir
Samwise Gamgee
Mary
Pippin
Aragorn
Haldir
Legolas
Elrond
Èomer
The Hobbit characters I write for
Bilbo
Thorin
Fili
Kili
Bard
Elrond
Thranduil
Legolas
Azog
NCIS characters I write for
Tony Dinozzo
Tim McGee
Joshany Gibbs
YouTubers I write for
Mully VR
Josh dub
Your favorite Narrator
Juicy
Eddie VR
Smashing
Jacksepticeye
Markiplier/Mark's egos
Angry Cops
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What I will write
Smut/NSFW
fluff
Male character x Fem reader
Traumatized reader dynamic
Mentions of abuse
Mentions of Death
Mentions of Blood
Slight torture
Knife play
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What I won't write
Male Character x Male reader (Unless platonic)
Fem Character x Fem reader (Unless platonic)
Incest
Rape (depends on Character and how graphic)
Pegging
Gore
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in-death-we-fall · 1 year
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Face To Face
Murderdolls
Fred Durst isn’t on their Christmas card list. But Angelina Jolie is…
Words: Daniel Lukes Photos: Scarlet Page
(google docs) Thanks @incredizort for sharing your collection!
Joey Jordison’s presence in glam-metal side-project Murderdolls was always bound to garner more than just a passing glance; not least because the exuberant drummer shocked everyone by deciding to make his post-Slipknot debut in stack heels and a whole lotta make-up. But since releasing their debut album, ‘Beyond the Valley Of The Murderdolls’, this summer, the horror-punk quintet have (sic) the past few months creating merry mayhem out on the road, rapidly building a colourful cult following in the process.
Today, the Murderdolls Roadshow has hit London – the Forum in Kentish Town, to be precise – and a group of diehard fans have gathered outside the venue to catch a glimpse of their heroes. For six diehard ‘Dolls fans, however, Christmas has come early. Louise Condren and her brother Michael, Michelle Peppiatt, Rebecca Brazil, Matthew Murray and Richard Williams are currently sitting in the venue’s upstairs bar, where they’re about to begin interrogating the glam-goth six-piece (sic) about subjects as diverse as drugs, Anjelina (sic) Jolie and, of course, a fat man with a white beard and red coat.
After hands are shaken and pleasanteries (sic) exchanged, there’s just one thing to do: get this party started…
Michelle: How do you feel about having so much success so quickly? Ben ‘Ghoul’ Graves: “We’re the hottest thing since sunburn, the greatest fucking band on planet Earth, so it wasn’t really a big surprise to us.” Acey Slade: “We’re doing something different. A lot of people are turning their noses up, but at the same time a lot of people are buying it. It’s like heroin.” Wednesday: “Joey’s had a lot of success with Slipknot, but it’s really weird for me, it’s kind of a new thing. To come to another country and there’s kids dressed like you, and imitating your whole thing, and they know every word to a song that you wrote in your bedroom when you lived with your parents, it’s such a great feeling.”
Matthew: Who would you most like to fuck on a cold Christmas morning Wednesday: “To fuck? On a cold Christmas morning? These are good questions.” Acey: “It’s a very generic answer, but I’d probably have to say Angelina Jolie.” Wednesday: “I’d say Santa Claus.” Ben: “Have you heard of a girl over here called Lindsey Dawn? She’s from the UK, she’s very hot.” Acey: “That’s not what you said earlier, Ghoul. You said for Christmas you wanted to find a midget in your stocking. That’s what you said.”
Richard: Whose roast turkey would you most like to carve this Christmas morning? Wednesday: “Whose what?” Acey: “Is that a variation of the same question? If it’d get me laid, I’d say Angelina Jolie again.” Wednesday: “I don’t know. I don’t know how to carve a turkey anyway.” Acey: “He only carves chickens. One time he carved a squirrel, for class.” Wednesday: “I don’t know. That’s probably the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked in my life.” Ben: “Hugh Hefner. I’d love to spend Christmas at the ‘Playboy’ Mansion.” Wednesday: “Of course you would.”
Michael: If you were the five wise men, what would you give to baby Jesus? Eric Griffin: “Drugs!” Wednesday: “Drugs and a couple of shots of Jägermeister. I’d like to breastfeed baby Jesus.” Acey: “I’d give him a butterscotch enema.”
Matthew: Which rock star looks most like Santa Claus? Wednesday: “Jerry Garcia. Michael MacDonald. You guys probably have no clue who that is.” Ben: “Who’s the one they said Wednesday looks like?” Wednesday: “Mortiis! Like a dead Santa Claus. Or maybe one of his elves. Rob Zombie looks kinda like Santa Claus a little bit.” Joey: “Cancel that. We won’t get that tour.” Wednesday: “He’s got his beard. I’d love him to bring me presents. That’d be the coolest Santa Claus in the world, bringing you shrunken heads and all that. Jellied brains.” Acey: “Or go-go girls, or a leather face mask.”
Richard: If you had Fred Durst hanging by his bollocks what would you do to him? Eric: “Nothing, I’d just leave him there.” Wednesday: “That’s pretty harsh torture in itself. I think we’d all swing on it to make it a little bit worse.” Joey: “We’d throw sliced ham at him.” Acey: “I’d pour honey on his nutsack, and then let ants eat it off.”
Louise: What do you guys think of the UK music scene? Wednesday: “Well, we’re a local band here now, since we’re always over here. It seems to be pretty cool.” Acey: “I like the music scene here better, truthfully. It just seems that people are a little bit more open-minded, you’ve got bands that a little bit older like The Wildhearts and we’ve always had good support bands like AntiProduct and The 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster, who are really cool.”
Rebecca: How have your families taken to your career paths? Joey: “My parents have always supported me from day one. I’m still the same person, my mom still makes me take out the trash and mow the lawn. She lives in her Murderdolls and Slipknot gear. She wears it every day. She’ll go to the grocery store and these kids’ll come along and go, “You like Slipknot?’. And she’ll go, ‘Oh yeah’. Now she gets free groceries.” Ben: “My parents have always been very supportive of whatever I’ve done. I’m not going to sit here and say that my childhood was traumatic and I hated my parents and all the crap that other bands come out with, because that’s just not true.” Acey: “My mom’s very proud, very very proud of me. My dad, on the other hand, disowned me. So fuck him.” Eric: “My mom came to see us and she wore Devil horns.”
Matthew: What are the three most important things you take on tour with you? Ben: “Our make-up. Our clothes. And rubbers.” Eric: “Spoken like a true ghoul!”
Michael: Your songs are quite sarcastic, but are any of them based on real-life experiences? Wednesday: “No, not at all. I think the only song on the album that had any personal theme, was ‘Dressed To Depress’. The bands that I’ve always grown up on, I didn’t want to go to a concert and be reminded of the bullshit in my life, if I hated school or was angry with my parents. I’ve always compared our band to a TV or a movie or something, you get lost in it. Bands that keep singing about bad childhoods or trauma or politics, it gets old after a while.” Ben: “I think it’s more about escapism than real life.” Wednesday: “So no real grave-robbing stories yet? (listens to music playing in the background) Oh God, is that Nickelback?” Ben: “How would you know that? That’s bad that you know that.” Wednesday: “I know, I’m sorry.” Eric: “I think that there’s a lot of kids that really relate to us, and feel like they have a lot more in common with us than with their parents or their friends at school.” Ben: “Or Nickelback.”
Richard: If you weren’t making music, what would you be doing now? Joey: “I would just try to get as close to anything musical as possible, by being a tech or working in the studio. Music is the only thing I’ve ever wanted to do since I was really young – I’m just lucky I get to actually do it now.” Eric: “I think I’d probably open a strip club. A brothel or something.” Ben: “If I wasn’t doing music, I’d probably be doing something art-oriented.” Acey: “What do ghouls do? What is a ghoul?” Ben: “What’s a ghoul? That’s a good one.” Wednesday: “Don’t you rob graves and beat on poor people?” Acey: “I would maybe be a manager. I mean, I can barely manage my own life, so that would be kind of a tough one.” Eric: “In all seriousness it’s an impossible question to answer because music is more of a life than a job. Our whole lives just revolve around music. It’s part of who we are, so I can’t even imagine not being able to play music.”
Louise: What object will be on the top of your Christmas tree? Wednesday: “I have a Jack Skellington doll on the top of my Christmas tree at home. I always do that every year. I don’t want Santa Claus, or an angel, or a star or anything stupid like that.” Acey: “I got a fake tree that I’m going to spraypaint black. It’s one of the little ones. I’ll spray it in my apartment and get a buzz painting it.” Ben: “I didn’t have a Christmas tree last year, so I’m not sure.” Acey: “That’s because you’re a ghoul.” Wednesday: “What about getting the ghoul and painting him green and standing him on our bus. His hair is like pipe-cleaners…” Acey: “And he’s already got balls hanging…”
Richard: If you could be on an ideal tour, who would be supporting you? Wednesday: “I would love to have AFI support us. That’s probably the only band out right now that I can listen to all the time.” Acey: “Andrew W.K. would be pretty cool. He likes to party.” Wednesday: “We played a gig with Andrew in Japan and he’s a really cool guy and has a lot of fun and I really respect what he’s done and that would be a cool tour.” Ben: “The Donnas, but I think they’re afraid to talk to us.”
Matthew: If you could choose one person, who would you like most to resurrect from the dead? Wednesday: “Vincent Price. I’d just love to have dinner with that guy and just talk to him.” Acey: “Joey Ramone.” Ben: “Brigitte Bardot.” Wednesday: “(correcting his bandmate). Bardoo.” Acey: “Bardow!” Kerrang!: Brigitte Bardot is alive. Eric: “You fucking ghoul. I told you we were stupid.” Ben: “The one Anton LaVey had an affair with then – what was her name? Jane Mansfield.” Wednesday: “Next question!” Ben: “Yeah, let’s move on.”
Michelle: What would your ideal Christmas presents to each other be? Acey: “I’d buy Joey and Wednesday Les Pauls. The Ghoul? What do you buy a ghoul? Wednesday: “A box of magnums. I’d buy Joey a 12-pack of Corona with the lemons… All: “The limes!” Wednesday: “The limes already in ‘em. I’d buy Acey shares in Starbucks franchise. I’d get him a coffee-smelling kimono, or a fucking scarf, so if he couldn’t find coffee it (sic), he’d just inhale it.” Ben: “I’d buy Wednesday a big bucket of KFC.” Acey: “I’d buy him a chicken ranch.” Ben: “Actually, I lost my mind back in the summertime, I’d like to open up a present and get that back.”
Michelle: Acey, was it a strain for you joining after Tripp Eisen left? Acey: “You know you were asking what I would like on Christmas morning? Well truthfully, and for the first time in my life I really have everything that I want. And I’m not just talking shit – I’m in a band that’s gone around the world, that I love, I got a computer – so what more do I need? Some more ‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ toys! They hate me, by the way.” Wednesday: “I’ve known Acey for a long time, before he was ever in Dope or I met Joey. So, it was kinda weird how everything worked out. Us starting a band together was a long time in the coming.”
Rebecca: What is the most rock ‘n’ roll Christmas you’ve ever had? Joey: “I think this one will probably be the most, since with Slipknot, the band’s not heavily indulging in everything, and it’s not like the more free-spirited atmosphere I have with these guys. We’re playing a New Year’s Eve show in my hometown, so we’re just going to probably get drunk and get ready for the show. What do you think about that answer Wednesday?” Wednesday: “It was great.” Joey: “Thank you.”
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mylittlesecrethaven · 27 days
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Trollhunters Voice Actors Cause Why Not: Pt 3
I'm doing 10 this time around cause I have time and I don't want this series to be 7 parts.
*sigh*
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Yara Shahidi
Who plays Darci in TrollHunters, Callie in My Father's Dragon, and Brenda in Smallfoot.
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Lauren Tom
Who plays Mary Wang and Ms. Nomura in TrollHunters, several small characters in the Kung Fu Panda movies and shows, Agent Ping and Dinky in Pound Puppies, Amy Wong in Futurama, and more.
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Jimmie Wood
Who plays NotEnrique in TrollHunters and Bonecrusher in the 2007 Transformers show.
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Ike Amadi
Who plays Angor Rot in TrollHunters, Martian Manhunter in several DC movies and shows, and a few characters throughout several games in the Fallout series.
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Thomas F Wilson
Who plays Coach Lawrence in TrollHunters, Cecil Star and several other minor characters in several Spongebob shows and movies, and several characters in Gargoyles.
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Laraine Newman
Who plays Miss Janeth in TrollHunters, Ms. Ribble in The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, Akala in Kulipari, Aunt Ivy in The Garfield Show, and several other minor characters in many many shows and movies.
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Mark Hamill
Who plays Dictatious in TrollHunters, Grand Uncle in The Boy and The Heron, Bardle in The Last Kids On Earth, and Joker in several DC Batman games.
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Anjelica Huston
Who plays Queen Usurna in TrollHunters, Queen Clarion in several Tinker Bell movies, and Princess Julienne in All Hail King Julien.
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Frank Welker
Who plays the Goblins in TrollHunters, Scooby-Doo and Fred Jones in several Scooby-Doo movies and shows, Azrael in The Smurfs 1 and 2, Sonya in Madagascar 3, Argonaut in Spy Kids 4, Curious George in several shows and movies, Bullseye in Toy Story 3, The Bandersnatch in Alice in Wonderland, Garfield in several Garfield shows, movies, and games, Bolt in Bolt, several characters in several Transformers movies, shows, and games, and so so so many more.
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Ron Perlman
Who plays Bular in TrollHunters, Optimus Primal in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, Gnarlak in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, Xibalba in The Book of Life, the Stabbington brothers in the Tangles movie and show, Sozin in Avatar The Last Airbender, Slade in Teen Titans, and a ton of other characters.
I wasn't expecting to have two vas with so many roles. Doing 10 in one post was definitely a mistake cause now it's late and I'm tired.
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acradelius · 2 years
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↠ YOUNG JUSTICE MASTERLIST ↞
Welcome to the Ultimate Young Justice Masterlist! Here you can find the characters that I write about for Young Justice. This particular list will be updated whenever new characters or skins come out. Each character masterlist will be updated on the weekends for any new content written about them.  Any other miscellaneous content featuring Young Justice or characters, such as Alternative Universe writings, will be at the very bottom!
"Nightwing" - Dick Grayson
"Aqualad" - Kaldur'ahm
"Kid Flash" - Wally West
"Superboy" - Kon-El / Conner Kent
"Miss Martain" - M'Gann M'Orzz
"Tigress" - Artemis Crock
"Red Arrow" - Harper
Zatana Zatara
"Rocket" - Raquel Ervin
"La'Gaan" - Lagoon Boy
"Batgirl" - Barbara Gordon
"Bumblebee" - Karen Beecher
"Guardian (III)" - Mal Duncan
"Arsenal" - Roy Harper
"Halo" - Violet Harper
"Beast Boy" - Garfield Logan
"Robin (III)" - Tim Drake
"Blue Beetle (III)" - Jaime Reyes
"Wonder Girl" - Cassie Sandsmark
"Static" - Virgil Hawkins
"El Dorada" - Eduardo Dorado Jr.
"Impulse" - Bart Allen
"Geo-Force" - Brion Markov
"Terra" - Tera Markov
"Forager" - Fred Bugg
"Cyborg" - Victor Stone
"Superman" - Kal-El / Clark Kent
"Batman" - Bruce Wayne
"Green Arrow" - Oliver Queen
"Aquaman" - Orin
"Flash" - Barry Allen
"Martian Manhunter" - J'onn J'onnz
"Wonder Woman" - Princess Diana
"Black Canary" - Dinah Laurel Lance
"L-3" - Lex Luthor
"L-7" - Klarion the Witch Boy
"L-8" - Black Manta
"Deathstroke / L-9" - Slade Wilson
"Sports Master" - Lawerence Crock
"Chesire" - Jade Nguyen
"Icicle Jr." - Cameron Mahkent
"Killer Frost" - Crystal Frost
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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 02/12/2023 a.k.a. a Deep Dive into '10 Hour Deep Relaxation'
Content warning: Christmas, some language, sex and politics
Welp, it’s officially Christmastime on the chart, and I really wanted an easy week in the first place. So thankfully they gave me one, no debuts in the top 75, “Lovin’ on Me” by Jack Harlow is still at #1, I’m going to do the rundown, two reviews for song suggestions and dip. Welcome to perhaps the least essential episode of REVIEWING THE CHARTS!
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Brenda Lee’s at #14, Mariah’s at #6 and for the first time this year, a Christmas song is in the top five: “Last Christmas” by Wham!. This means that I’m in the space every year when I can mess with the structure because there is no ordinary chart week from now on, and I’m kind of glad because things tend to get busy this time of year anyway. Our top five is rounded out by “greedy” by Tate McRae at #4, “Prada” by casso, RAYE and D-Block Europe at #3, “Stick Season” by Noah Kahan surprisingly at #2 and of course, Jack Harlow coming in for a third week at the top.
Whilst we’re discussing the non-holly and non-jolly songs on the chart, there are a few gains and returns that have nothing to do with the holidays. Drake’s “IDGAF” featuring Yeat returns to #61 in the stead of “You Broke My Heart”, which drops off from its debut last week, and then we have “Lose Control” by Teddy Swims gaining at #53. We then may as well bid adieu to the songs falling victim to the holiday plague this week, also known as our notable dropouts. They peaked in the top 40 or stayed in the UK Top 75, which is what I cover, for five weeks, but now they’re out, and they are: “Nice to meet you” by PinkPantheress featuring Central Cee, “Seven” by Jung Kook featuring Latto, “adore u” by Fred again.. and Obongjayar, “Desire” by Calvin Harris and Sam Smith, “What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish, “Daylight” by David Kushner, “Calm Down” by Rema, assisted by the remix with Selena Gomez, “Another Love” by Tom Odell and of course, “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers.
Now for the surge of festivities - I’ve already told you the three highest and that’s all I’ll tell you for now until they creep higher into the top five. As for now, as with all Christmas weeks, I’ll only mention the songs that are making it to the top 75 for the first time for this year’s round in this week, or songs reaching new peaks. In the first category, we see the grand returns of “Merry Xmas Everybody” by Slade at #70, “Feliz Navidad” by Jose Feliciano at #60, “One More Sleep” by Leona Lewis at #58, “I Wish it Could be Christmas Everyday” by WIzzard at #55, “Mistletoe” by Justin Bieber at #54, “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney at #52, “Sleigh Ride” by the Ronettes at #51, “Step into Christmas” by Elton John at #47, “Driving Home for Christmas” by Chris Rea at #46, “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Michael Bublé at #45, “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” by the late John Lennon and Yoko Ono with the Plastic Ono Band and the Harlem Community Choir at #44 - only time I’m saying that one, always a relief. The sooner we get to that mouthful, the better. We then continue with “Snowman” by Sia at #40 and “Merry Christmas” by Ed Sheeran and Elton John at #17, with the Amazon original tracks “Stay Another Day” by Jorja Smith and “You’re Christmas to Me” by Sam Ryder reaching new peaks of #38 and #23 respectively.
And whilst we’re here, if I covered the entire top 100, which I have an array of reasons why I don’t but they’re becoming increasingly irrelevant, I would still only be reviewing one song: “#skeptacore pt. 3” by Ryder and Skepta, a cute little wistful weightless grime remix of a Skepta track that I actually checked out when it was released a month or two ago.I’m holding out for it to stick past Christmas because it’s actually pretty brilliant. If it doesn’t end up in the top 75 in January, well... it got Best of the Week in absentia. Let’s review randomly-selected songs from the batch provided to me by viewers like you.
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Suggestion #1
Like Santa pulls gifts from his sack, I pulled out two randomly-selected song suggestions from the 49 that I now have, except I excluded a certain suggestion submission because he… sorry, it’s anonymous. SOMEONE added like morbillion songs so I actually chose from 20, and then I chose from 19, because someone else suggested Travis Scott’s “FE!N” as if I hadn’t reviewed it before. Regardless, our first suggestion is “Like a River” by Frederico featuring Tiffany Aris. Frederico is a German producer hiring Brussels-based singer Tiffany Aris for a dance-pop effort and it’s pretty effective. It has a decent amount of melodrama with the unnecessary reverb and how it starts with an overwhelming level of synth suffocation, and it almost reminds me of 2013’s weird blend of folk and EDM given the heavy and sometimes pretty stripped use of acoustic guitars as the main melody in the verses, it reminds me of “Counting Stars” especially with the snaps and several dusty layers of acoustics that eventually propel into a pretty typical house beat, with cascading synths pushing in during the chorus. I respect how it goes for more of a house format instead of a build-drop EDM structure, so the song - however basic its lyrics - does ground its narrative a bit more effectively. Aris is a good singer and whilst the chorus does feel cluttered with the several attempts at a hook, which only gets worse when she starts doing vocal riffs and backing vocals eventually, she is surprisingly emotive throughout all of it. As a song, it’s functionally fine, but it’s also just not my thing, honestly. I can appreciate a lot of genres but this kind of phase-through-you dance-pop glut feels more fitting for an advert than being on Spotify as a full song, and I do think it runs out of steam by the end. Like I said, the chorus throws a lot of hook melodies at you, in a pretty rushed fashion, and we get a song that sacrifices its respect for catchiness. That wouldn’t be a problem if those hooks were more punctuated or really damn good, but what we have here just isn’t all too up to par. Sorry.
Suggestion #2
Our second suggestion is… a bit unorthodox. One joker suggested one song and one song only, “10 Hour Rain, Thunder, and Lightning | Deep Relaxation, Meditation, and Sleep”. The song I assume they meant by this, the highest search result on Spotify and only one I could find with that exact name, even down to the Oxford commas, is far from 10 hours. In fact, it’s five minutes and three seconds. Released in 2022 on the label Truefin Music, which seems to be one guy, who is the same guy the song is credited to. It may be by “10 Hour Deep Relaxation” but in reality it’s by a self-declared “music man” from Miami, Florida, who also goes by Bluefin Music online. He released his first single in 2018 under the name Tropical Punk, and it’s a cute little Spanish jam called “Mar y Sol” that whilst amateurly mixed as one would expect, is actually decently professional and very fun for what it is. I could see it as a theme song for a show about some groovy Hispanic surfers, I don’t know, it’s fun. He released a second song in 2019, “Dragonfly_summernight”, and it’s not great, it’s more ambitious than the last as well as being slower and in English, and it just doesn’t feel like a very natural fit. He could have usually found himself in this pop rock lane though. It sounds a bit like a local band rather than a singer-songwriter but with some refinement I can see a lot of appeal in this sound that’s informed by 80s soft rock cheese whilst still being relatively contemporary and with an… interesting vocal take. Hell, I actually really like the bridge and think it’s a pretty inspired little detour. So, naturally, after I found out that the 10 Hour Deep Relaxation guy was a failed two-song singer-songwriter, real name Gustavo Ordunez, it’s not doxing if it’s on Spotify, I checked his social media to see if there was any explanation to why he switched to the ambient stuff. So I looked through ALL of his Tweets. Or Xeets, I suppose.
We do get kind of a story here. In 2011, he Tweets that he made his account because he has a chance of winning $1000, and maybe that budget when to recording his two songs, who knows? He appears to have been romantically involved with one “jellsbells07”, whom he pretty consistently made loving posts towards, and called her the prettiest white girl he knew. On March 5th, 2012, he posted that she was a dick, and then a minute later, that she was the “most beautiful lady in all the lands”. In November, he got a new phone and by December, he was making passive-aggressive Tweets about a girl missing out on Italian food, and given some other Tweets at this time, they may have broken up, as in early 2013, he Tweeted that he was on the cusp of reanimation, went to strip clubs, and in April, Tweeted separately: “Man mode active” and “#thisbitch”.
He started being all profound in May of 2013 before the end of the month where, maybe they didn’t break up, maybe it was temporary, maybe all this time they were friends, who knows? Either way, he started Tweeting jellsbells again, notifying her that he was listening to 2Pac outside of a Starbucks, “#thuglife”. Then he started tracking his runs, which he does for like half a decade on Twitter. Interestingly enough, in October of 2013, he was still Tweeting his possible former lover jellsbells with stuff like “Real man breakfast” and how someone “don’t need no women”, which just seems like harassment at that point but I’m sure I’m missing some needed context and deleted or private replies. In November, he Tweeted possibly the best one liner of all time: “Don’t piss and text. #splashmountain”.
By December of 2013, he was defnitely dating jellsbells again because he was hornyposting on main, and we find that he is still in education during February of 2014. He was grinding at the gym this year, setting “impressive cardio records” and being generally appreciate of human anatomy, stating that “thumbs totally […] rock”. He gets a bit boring talking about his workouts and biceps in brief anecdotes, but on Christmas Day… he posts feet. To be clear, he actually just retweets an image someone else had posted showing three people, one of which is Ordunez, with varying levels of footwear. I don’t know which one is him, but there’s feet regardless.
He once again started to Tweet reclusive, fake-woke one-liners in 2015, ones that I’m sure he’d be embarrassed by now, as well as continuing to track his runs. In May of that year, he Tweeted, without context, “Lol irony”, and in June, “I care for you. I really do, I really do”. I hope jellsbells07 is okay.
That month, he went on a bunch of runs and listened to Paramore’s “Ain’t it Fun”, and he was actually really active during this time but I can’t lie, most of it is abstract and slightly insufferable non-Tweets that are half-poetic. In July, he Tweeted, “the microchip has been compromised” and in August, “I beats meats man”. These are not the only political posts I could find from our protagonist, he Tweeted against capitalism in September, but I just like the dichotomy. He touched a manatee in February of 2016 and continued to track his runs. That’s what he spent most of the year doing, he didn’t Tweet much that year so I assume it was an inward-looking year. He had some what appear to be post-breakup posts, retweeted Neil deGrasse Tyson and some posts criticising Donald Trump, but that kind of appears to be it.
It’s much of the same in 2017, with even less of a Twitter presence, the vast majority of it being tracking his runs through the same third-party app, which he probably forgot was still doing that. In December, however, he did Tweet that his big regret from 2011 was “not staying in school full-time”, which is… interesting, given that he’d been more outwardly depressive and political in the years before? In January of 2018, he was actually still quoting and tagging jellsbells, and this seems to align with a new brief period of activity early this year, with mostly very positive, wholesome Tweets about how he’s blessed and filled with love, posting a rare selfie in April and yes, still tracking his runs. Possibly my favourite Tweet from him is on May 1st, 2018, and it reads: “BOY DO I LOVE DOING STUFF FOR PEOPLE I LIKE”.
In June, however, he had another one of those semi-poetic, vaguely coherent breaking down moments, which came with a lot of Tweeting as well, some of which was oddly funny, like him quote-Tweeting a picture of a snake in a boot from a year prior, questioning why he’s thinking about it, but most of it just seems a bit sad, but by August, he says he was in bliss… and thanked Taco Bell for words of wisdom. In October, he retweeted Russell Brand. I think he knew. In November, he released his debut single.
He went on a bit of a Twitter break until January of 2019, wherein he got even more abstract, with a lot of motivational weirdness throughout that entire year, and by the entire year, I meant two years because he was doing this in 2020 as well. In fact, he took most of 2019 off - despite apparently playing a gig around 2018 and 2019 time, probably to do with his single release - and returned to Twitter in July of 2020. It got borderline conspiratory at times. In November, he started streaming on Twitch, but he doesn’t have any VODs so I couldn’t find anything of interest. It seems like he was doing some gaming but also just livestreaming his musical creative process, which is really cool. He streamed on Twitch pretty constantly during the last two months of 2020, but he hasn’t Tweeted since 2021 or liked anything since 2022. Truefin Music appears to be his brand, I think he’s from Cuba, he seems like a decent guy, I just genuinely have no idea why he made this pivot other than I guess the streaming money but he didn’t announce it anywhere. Maybe he’s kind of ashamed? I don’t know, maybe I would be too.
It’s beautiful but also a bit worrying that I have created this perspective of Ordunez. I don’t really know much about this guy, but I also feel like I know everything from this journey. I’ve just created a guy, a character. In my mind, he’s married to jellsbells07 and he still listens to 2Pac outside of a Starbucks, just now the clean version in his car with his one-year-old son in the passenger seat. Maybe he made the 10-hour meditation single to stop him from crying.
For the record, his relaxation release isn’t even great, it’s a stream-trolling, maybe even stolen ambient palette that isn’t really dynamic enough to feel effectively like ambiance. It’s honestly quite the opposite, at least to me, it’s a bunch of fuzz most of the time instead of being what it describes itself as, but from what I see on his Twitter, the man is honest to a fault and also somewhat pretentious, but willing to put himself out there. I’ve looked through all this man’s non-reply Tweets - maybe the replies could be a further episode - and the singles he made in the late 2010s make so much more sense to me than this 2022 pivot, and it’s pretty telling that he only released the one ambient track.
I would like to end this weird, unexpected way of handling this suggestion by reciting two consecutive Tweets made by Gustavo “10 Hour Deep Meditation” Ordunez in 2013 that particularly resonated with me, and I think will provide a great deal of closure to our story. Ahem…
“A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.” “You know what guys get for free? Handjobs. From ourselves.”
Thanks for everything, Gustavo.
Conclusion
Hopefully next week there’ll be people starting to clammer for that Christmas #1? Or you know, anything at all? But I can’t lie, these slow weeks where I can have a nap and wake up to doing a really simple, dry episode… kind of growing on me, man. If you read this, thanks? Rest in peace to Shane MacGowan, and I’ll see you next week.
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Born To Kill COMPLETE SERIES 2005-2016
“Going back to the age-old Nature vs Nurture debate, a good way to think about it is that genetics provide an individual with a spectrum and the individual’s environment, developmental and otherwise, determines where you lie on it. A predisposition may lie dormant for eternity, but feed it a stressful environment and increased risk factors such as malnourishment and trauma, and it will manifest. Clinical facts must be tempered with ethical concerns when applying science to society.” Source
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Season 1
S01E01 Fred West
S01E02 Harold Shipman
S01E03 Jeffrey Dahmer
S01E04 Myra Hindley
S01E05 The Washington Snipers
S01E06 Ivan Milat
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Season 2
S02E01 Ted Bundy
S02E02 Charles Starkweather
S02E03 John Wayne Gacy
S02E04 Aileen Wuornos
S02E05 Richard Chase
S02E06 Albert DeSalvo
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Season 3
S03E01 Gary Ridgway
S03E02 Edmund Kemper
S03E03 Richard Ramirez
S03E04 Donald Gaskins
S03E05 David Berkowitz
S03E06 Dennis Nilsen
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Season 4
S04E01 Charles Manson
S04E02 Dennis Rader
S04E03 Beverly Allitt
S04E04 Hillside Stranglers (Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono)
S04E05 Colin Ireland
S04E06 Herbert Mullin
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Season 5
S05E01 Peter Sutcliffe
S05E02 Donald Nielson
S05E03 Patrick Mackay
S05E04 John Linley Frazier
S05E05 Cary Stayner
S05E06 The Briley Brothers
S05E07 Hadden Clark
S05E08 Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka
S05E09 Thor Christiansen
S05E10 Dale Hausner and Samuel Dieteman
S05E11 Wesley Shermantine and Loren Herzog
S05E12 Douglas Clark and Carol Bundy
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SE06E01 Robert Napper
SE06E02 John Duffy and David Mulcahy
SE06E03 Gerald and Charlene Gallego
SE06E04 Levi Bellfield
SE06E05 Tony Costa
SE06E06 Richard Cottingham
SE06E07 Cleophus Prince Jr.
SE06E08 Sean Gillis
SE06E09 Timothy Wilson Spencer
SE06E10 David Alan Gore and Fred Waterfield
SE06E11 David Carpenter
SE06E12 Bobby Joe Long
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SE07E01 Peter Moore
SE07E02 Trevor Hardy
SE07E03 William Suff
SE07E04 Charles Albright
SE07E05 Allan Legere
SE07E06 Robert Reldan
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Born to Kill/Class of Evil 2017
Season 1
SE01E01 Peter Tobin
SE01E02 Altemio Sanchez
SE01E03 Alton Coleman and Debra Brown
SE01E04 Stephen Griffiths
SE01E05 Graham Young
SE01E06 Joanna Dennehy
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Killing Spree 2014
Season 1
SE01E01 Suffolk Strangler
SE01E02 Terror in Paradise
SE01E03 Northumbria Rampage
SE01E04 The Miami Murders
SE01E05 Horror at the Mall
SE01E06 Columbine Massacre
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Season 2
SE01E01 The Hungerford Massacre
SE01E02 Soho Nail Bomber
SE01E03 New York Knifings
SE01E04 Revenge Cop Killer
SE01E05 The Family Slayer
SE01E06 Woman On The Rampage
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Criminal psychologists: Louis B Schlesinger, Helen Morrison, Katherine Ramsland, David Wilson and Robert Ressler.
Narrator: Christoper Slade
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For @bryan360
Who doesn't forget that we have to warn Brown that there were some very dark Humor in some CN shows like creepy and dark Villains like Freaky Fred (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Slade (Teen Titans), and of course Abracadaver (The Powerpuff Girls), and I'm surprised it doesn't give him nightmares while it does seem liked it did.
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My SpiderBat Vember Character List
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6a5Ilhb by AO3writer List of Spider-Man characters and Batman characters fused for SpiderBat Vember. Words: 232, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Alfred Pennyworth, Betty Brant, Vicki Vale, Jim Gordon, George Stacy, Selina Kyle, Felicia Hardy, Dick Grayson, Ben Reilly, Jason Todd, Hobie Brown, Tim Drake, Bailey Briggs, Duke Thomas, Miles Morales, Terry McGinnis, Miguel O'Hara, Barbara Gordon, Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Kate Kane (DCU), Jessica Drew, Harry Osborn, Joker (DCU), Harleen Quinzel, Lily Hollister, Harvey Dent, Herbert Landon, Victor Fries, Otto Octavius, Bane (DCU), Eddie Brock | Venom, Pamela Isley, Jessa Chen, Killer Croc, Curt Connors, Clayface, Flint Marko, J. Jonah Jameson, Harvey Bullock, Quentin Beck, Scarecrow, Wade Wilson, Slade Wilson, Talia al Ghul, Silver Sablinova, Sandra Woosan, Elektra Natchios, Ra's al Ghul, Silvio Manfredi, Renee Montoya, Jean DeWolff, Dinah Lance, Bobbi Morse, George "Digger" Harkness, Fred Myers, Solomon Grundy (DCU), Tombstone (Spider-Man) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6a5Ilhb
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A-T-3 333 Wintermass
Many years before Low's Just Like Christmas (rip Mimi Parker) would take it's 20-year-journey to becoming a crossover Christmas favourite and one and two years after Michael Zilkha's very fine Ze Records' A Christmas Album, that gave us The Waitresses' crossover Christmas Wrapping, here is a sprinkle of alternative Christmas songs
The Buzz Of Delight - Christmas originally released as a single-sided-seven in 1983 then appearing on the 1984 album Soundcastles. The Buzz Of Delight was David Pierce and Matthew Sweet from Oh-OK
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Aztec Camera - Walk Out To Winter (Extended Version) released while Aztec Camera were on Rough Trade Walk Out To Winter is a single from their debut album High Land, Hard Rain - the extended version has a long instrumental intro
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Pretenders - 2000 Miles coming out of the post-punk scene and drug addiction were not the only things The Waitresses and the Pretenders had in common, both bands had songs included on the compilation album Now That's What I Call Christmas alongside Slade, Wizard, Wham!, The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, The Beach Boys, John & Yoko, Paul McCartney, Queen, Elton John, Cliff, Chris Rea, Jona Lewie, Greg Lake, Chris deBurgh... it's a ramshackle bunch but if you live in the UK these are the songs that are piped into shops from the day after halloween up until Christmas Day... it's a shame because they're not ba
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The Creatures - Hot Springs In The Snow now we're talking, an odd one from Siouxsie Sioux and Budgie's side project. Hot Springs In The Snow was the b-side to the single Miss The Girl
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Chris Cutler And Fred Frith Live In Prague and Washington An expanded version of the album (below) was released in 1990. I'm putting this here because it's my mate John's favourite and have you ever been to Prague in the winter, it's very xmassy. The mass shooting that has happened this year is nonsensical and extremely sad
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[ Fandoms + Characters ] 
If they’re not listed below, I don’t write for them. 
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American Horror Story | Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, Kyle Spencer, Jimmy Darling, Dandy Mott,  Michael Langdon, Xavier Plympton, Bobby Richter Jr.
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The Breakfast Club | John Bender, Andrew Clark, Brian Johnson
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Absolutely no minors. I’m over 18.. Way over 18. It just doesn’t feel right or comfortable for me to engage with anyone who is a minor for several reasons. So, if you’re underage / your blog is ageless / ageless and content free / content free, you’re most likely going to end up blocked. 
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Any character I write for is 18+, regardless of canon. I do not write for minors. My writing isn’t tailored to them so it’s not about them. So, if you’re looking for a writer who writes those younger fandom characters, look elsewhere. End of story. If this bothers you at all, don’t read, ig.
Reader inserts are gender neutral / gn, female and all must be human.Pairings are typically female/male or gn/male and/or gn/female. I’m a person who was born as and identifies as a female and I happen to be straight, so out of respect for everyone, I’m opting to stay in my little lane. 
Occasionally, I have a reader insert that turns out to be well… a little more heavily personified. If this is a problem for you, the tags you need to be on alert for are any variant of ← warning; heavily personified reader ( traits ). If you’re looking to avoid that on my masterlists when I finally get around to remaking them, you’re going to want to avoid anything with ☻ beside the title/description. I’ll probably also put ☻ in the tags too, just to be sure nobody reads anything they don’t want to. 
I write original character pieces. And self inserts. And I enjoy writing them. I stopped posting them to here but.. I’ve recently come to the decision that I’m going to post them again and IDC if they’re ‘unpopular’ or ‘cringe’. If you’re the kind of person who can’t stand reading something with an original character / self insert present, you’ll need to look for ← warning; original character content or any variant of that and this symbol ❃. I’ll put the symbol in my warnings and in the tags just so nobody is forced to read my self-indulgent bullshit, no worries. 
Last but not least.. If the ask box is off or there’s a HIATUS / SEMI HIATUS notice in my bio area on the blog or pinned as a post, requests are closed. Currently, I am.. Still on hiatus. But, I’m *fingers crossed* hoping to return soon.
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samantha-rae-velcher · 11 months
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What I write for Pt. 1
The walking dead
NCIS
Pirates of the Caribbean
Lotr
The hobbit
Shameless
Harry Potter
Fantastic Beasts
Marvel
DC
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Who I write for
The Walking Dead
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Rick Grimes
Shane Walsh
Father Gabriel
Paul "Jesus" Rovia
Eugene Porter
Daryl Dixon
Merle Dixon
Aaron
King Ezekiel
Abraham Ford
Negan Smith
NCIS
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Leroy Gibbs
Tony Dinozzo
Timothy McGee
Pirates of the Caribbean
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Jack Sparrow
Will Turner
Bootstrap Bill
Davy Jones
Captain Barbossa
James Norrington
Cutler Beckett
Joshamee Gibbs
Scrum
Lotr
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Aragon
Samwise Gamgee
Merry Brandybuck
Pippin took
Legolas
Boromir
Faramir
Haldir
Elrond
Eomer
The Hobbit
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Bilbo Baggins
Thorin Oakenshield
Fili
Kili
Bofur
Dwalin
Bard
Thranduil
Legolas
Shameless
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Lip Gallagher
Ian Gallagher
Mickey Milkovich
Kevin Ball
Harry Potter
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Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Neville Longbottom
Severus Snape
Lucius Malfoy
Tom Riddle
Fantastic Beasts
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Newt Scamander
Albus Dumbledore
Gellert Grindelwald (Depp or Mikkelsen)
Jacob Kowalski
Credence Barebone
Percival Graves
Marvel
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Steve Rogers
Tony Stark
Clint Barton
Bucky Barnes
Bruce Banner (Hulk or Human)
Thor
Loki
Scott Lang
Stephen Strange
Peter Quill
Drax the destroyer
Yondu Udonta
Eddie Brock/Venom
Marc Spector/ Steven Grant/ Jake Lockley
Khonshu
Zemo
Wolverine
Victor Creed
Wade Wilson/ Deadpool
Colossus
Cable
DC
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Batman/ Bruce Wayne (The dark Knight)
Bane (The dark Knight rises or Gotham)
Joker (The dark Knight or Suicide Squad)
Superman (Henry Cavill)
Capt Boomerang (Arrow or Suicide Squad)
Rick Flag
Chato Santana
Death Stroke/ Slade Wilson (Arrow)
Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)
Jerome Valeska (Gotham)
Jeremiah Valeska (Gotham)
Edward Nygma (Gotham)
Jim Gordon (Gotham)
Harvey Bullock (Gotham)
Victor Zsasz (Gotham or Birds Of Prey)
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Go check out Pt.2
It's pinned at the top of my page
I had to stop right here because Tumblr only allows 10 pics per post 🙄
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dasmuggler · 6 months
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Here ya go:
WHEN THE WEST WAS FUN
A Western Reunion
Original air date 1979
Directed by Walter C. Miller
Written by Fred Putman
Set in a western saloon, Glenn Ford hosted a gathering of western television and film series stars including cast members from The Lone Ranger, The High Chaparral, The Virginian, Lawman and many others. This special event program brought ABC-TV its highest ratings of 1979. If you grew up on westerns like we did, (and despite the campy dialogue) it was fun to reminisce about those cherished childhood heroes with the stars who played them.
Front Row: Dewey Martin, Johnny Crawford, Chuck Connors, Glenn Ford, Alan Hale Jr., Henry Darrow, Larry Storch, Neville Brand.
2nd Row: Denver Pyle, Iron Eyes Cody, Harry Lauter, Jeanette Nolan, Linda Cristal, John Ireland, Mark Slade, Joe Bowman, Fred Putnam. 3rd Row: Pat Buttram, Milburn Stone, Dan Haggerty, Guy Madison, Rex Allen, John Bromfield, Keenan Wynn, Jackie Coogan, George Montgomery. 4th Row: X Brands, Bill Williams, Michael Ansara, Slim Pickens, Dick Jones, Don Diamond, Ken Curtis, John Russell, Peter Brown, James Drury. Back Row: Rod Cameron, Jock Mahoney, Jack Kelly, Tony Young, John McIntire, Ty Hardin, Darby Hinton, Lee Van Cleef, Will Hutchins, Terry Wilson, Clayton Moore, Doug McClure.
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brn1029 · 1 year
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Time for your Rock Report
The Original Misfits have announced three U.S. shows with Megadeth, AFI and more. The Misfits currently consist of Glenn Danzig, Jerry Only and Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein along with second guitarist Acey Slade and former Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo. The punk legends will perform their first show in Tampa, Florida, on June 24. They will then play two further dates in July, in Newark, New Jersey, and Phoenix, Arizona.
Duran Duran recently took to social media to reveal that the group's former guitarist Andy Taylor will be playing guitar on some of the tracks in the band's new album, due out later this year. "Duran Duran are thrilled to confirm a special new music project is in the works, set for release later this year on BMG," the group wrote on Instagram and Twitter. "The new recordings will feature extended Duran Duran family and friends, old and new, including our former bandmate Andy Taylor who will join us on guitar on a few tracks."
Bruce Springsteen and Gladys Knight received the National Medal of Arts from President Joe Biden on Tuesday, March 21, the highest honor given to artists by the United States government. Besides Springsteen and Knight, the U.S. government also honored Jose Feliciano, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mindy Kaling, artist Judith Francisca Baca, radio station owner Fred Eychaner, the International Association Of Blacks In Dance, the Billie Holiday Theatre, and painter Antonio Martorell Cardona. They were supposed to be honored in 2021, but the ceremony was canceled due to COVID-19. First lady Jill Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris also attended the ceremony.
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