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slash-me-please · 8 months

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HIHIHI I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM AND I SAW THAT YOUR WILLING TO WRITE FOR AMANDA YOUNG BUT IF YOU DONT FEEL LIKE IT THATS COMPLETELY OKAY ALSO!!

Can you do jealous Amanda x Fem reader? Somewhere around reader and Amanda having a complicated relationship and reader is an apprentice. Another apprentice flirts around with reader and Amanda doesn’t like it at all :$ Also some NSFW but if your not in the mood for it you don’t have to add it!

I hope you have an amazing day 😋😊

I love writing for Amanda!!!! I'm so happy to be getting more fem requests because I am a gay mf. Anyways on with the story.

-In the event that Michael Marks survived, he has became an apprentice. Michael Marks. Yknow, the key in the eyeball guy. So, let's begin.

A Deeper Understanding

Warnings: Literally nobody getting along, Jealous!Amanda, Cursing, Threatening, Fingering, Domish!Amanda, Getting Caught

John Kramer had collected quite the assortment of a team. He hoped at least one of you would continue his legacy perfectly. He'd make sure before he died that he'd live on through the lot of you. You were all currently at the workshop, bullshitting about random tests and other people you were interested in "helping". There was about four of you there, Dr. Gordon couldn't make it, like usual. Michael Marks had been your second choice, Gordon has always been your first.

His eyes traveled down your body, a look that made you feel a certain type of way, not a good way. He was your partner though, so you gave him the benefit of the doubt. "I'm glad everyone is here," John smiled a thin smile, Jill stood across from him, eyes trained on his every move. You knew that it'd been hard on her since his diagnosis. "I need your help with the scalping seat, I'm not sure it'll get done on time." He took a pause, "I've had some other things to tend to, my apologies."

He hadn't been looking at you, you weren't the mechanic of the group. John looked to you for ideas for traps. You had a knack at creating a symbolic test, one which would change the looks of the masses. Michael stepped forwards, eyes lingering on you for too long for someone who had just needed to build a trap. "I used to work as a car technician before Homeward Bound," He said, bending down and looking through the gears. "Unless Hoffman can do better." Hoffman wasn't much for Michael, he stayed silent.

"Nobody wants you to touch anything, you hardly beat your test. I don't know why John even wants you here because you're obviously not even serious about him." Amanda stood from her spot near John, she walked forwards and towered over Michael- only for Michael to size her up. "What are you even talking about?" He barked, his chest puffing. "Amanda calm down, we need to finish this trap. Brenda's test is what matters." John corrected her, his composure was always impenetrable. "No John! Have you seen this guy? He's been eye-fucking Y/N since we got here!"

Amanda's fists clenched as she yelled back at John. She seemed ready to blow a fuse, and you were thankful for it. "As far as I am concerned, He has not said anything to Y/N that has made her uncomfortable." "But-" "No, we'll deal with him later, we have to focus on the contraption now, we'll deal with him later. I need you to act level-headed if you're going to carry out my legacy." Amanda huffed, speeding past the group and into the hallway. "Amanda!" You yelled after her, jumping down from the table and following after her.

You found yourself in a grimy hallway, off to the side was an opening to what you presumed was where Amanda had went off to. You stepped forward, watching as the curtains to the archway swayed back and forth. "Amanda?" You called, and she opened the swaying curtains as you stood in front of them. "Finally got enough of Mr. Fuck-me eyes?" You shook your head. "We're not... doing anything." She nodded, stepping away to move back to a decaying workstation. You saw she had her reverse bear trap on the table, she seemed to be fixing something wrong with it.

"What are you doing to it?" You wondered, she glanced over at you for a moment. "John gave it to me to fix, fucking Hoffman took it somewhere and it broke." She gulped. "I hate this thing, but I'm about finished." Amanda was grumbling as she fixed her trap, she seemed elsewhere and you could tell that this was a coping mechanism for her. "What's wrong?"

She turned to you, and with a sigh she sneered. "I just don't understand why Michael is even here, he hardly completed his test and he's an asshole y'know?" Her voice elevated, and she turned towards you. "He's awful and I just don't understand why he can't leave you alone!" Your cheeks flushed, eyes widening as she stared right at you. "Uh-" But you cut her off, hands coming up to hold her face. It happened to turn out that she would be the one to press forward and kiss you. She only let it escalate from there when her hand moved to reach under your shirt and pull you flush against her chest.

Her nails dug into the plush of your stomach skin when she picked you up and placed you on the workbench, shoving the bear trap off to the side. Amanda placed kisses on your collarbone as you worked to pull your shirt off, and in the heat of the moment she found herself dizzy with lust. She had been dreaming about this moment since you joined the group, and she thought she might've entered her dreamworld when you finally got your shirt off. "You're fucking perfect," She mumbled, the androgynous tang of her voice flowed through your core and straight between your legs. You opened them right up.

Amanda leaned forward, tongue landing flat on your nipple and sucking at it until it pressed hard against the pad of her tongue. With her left hand, she groped you passionately, and she praised how you fit in her hand perfectly. You had leaned forward and pressed a kiss on the top of her head as she pushed your skirt up and over your ass, eager to get where she had wanted to touch most. You blessed her with it, gripping the edge of rotten wood when she hooked her long fingers inside your heat. "Shit..." She mumbled, her left hand dropping your tit to push you back by the stomach. You stumbled back against the wood with a whine, biting onto your left hand as the other gripped her wrist.

Amanda watched with an intense gaze as you moaned into your hand, she was more than interested, her left hand moving to rub circles on your clit as she fingered you. Your hips pushed against her fingers, desperate to feel more of her as she pleasured you- you knew her thoughts of Michael Marks were gone by now, her gaze enraptured by the way your cunt sucked her in. She felt herself becoming devoted as she listened to the gasps and whimpers you released of her name- you felt the same.

She began to kiss your hips as your legs shook around her fingers and your whines became more noticeable. Amanda gathered she had to be doing something right, her ego inflating as you rode her hand. "You're doing so well Y/N," She whispered, the fingers on your clit speeding up. You cried out, "I'm so close..." yelping when she pushed her fingers deeper and shushed you. You felt your insides clench and twitch, legs spreading wider as you held her wrist against your sex- whining out a flurry of "Thank yous," While you finished on her hand.

Finally, you leaned back down, huffing against your hand. You reached out to maybe grab her, and she reached to pull her shirt off. Unluckily, she didn't make it far when you heard Michael open the curtains, halfway through his sentence. "I'm sorry Amanda, I didn't- oh!" His eyes landed on you, and you yelped, flailing to cover your body as he stared.

Amanda's lip twitched in annoyance, pulling your skirt down with a little bit of attitude. You knew it wasn't directed at you though. "If you do not get the fuck out of my office, I will literally blow your brains out Michael."

And he turned around, scurrying down the hallway. Amanda turned back to you, giving you a happy kiss on the lips. "Maybe we can arrange a date this week?"

#Saw x reader #Amanda Young x reader #Amanda Young x reader smut #Saw x reader smut'#horror x reader #horror x reader smut #slasher x reader #slasher x reader smut

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shotokimchi · 1 year

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When Their S/O Is a Seggs God 2

Minors DNI

A/N: Here's a part 2 since I had so much fun while writing the first one, I appreciate the reblogs and the comments!

I'm planning to continue this drabble and write for other characters too, so you can suggest different fandoms as well.

Note: They arent in an established relationship in Dabi's one

Characters are aged up! Part1 w/Shoto and Katsuki

Dabi

So you and Dabi are playing this game called cat and mouse for a while since you are a pro hero and whenever the League is causing trouble, your main target is always him

Why you ask?

You see, you have this very important hero-like reason...

You think he's hot.🔥 (fair enough)

So when you and your friends get a call from the police, telling you that the League is gonna strike (act like bitchy teens) again, being the responsible server of society you are, you immediately attend the mission

After telling your hero friends Shoto, Deku, Pinky and Dynamight that you are trailing quietly behind Dabi you turn off your earphone and watch your villain crush slowly make his way into a narrow alley

Then you hear Pinky's voice in your ear "ThickThighs, you need to distract him till we get there." (Yes your hero name?)

IT IS NOW YOUR TIME TO SHINE

In a swift motion, you appear in front of him and a sly smirk makes its way onto his lips

"Well well the stalker hero is here."

"You are lucky Dabi because i like my meat burnt." (🍆)

Before he can process what nonsense you are talking about he finds himself on the ground laying on his back while you are keeping his head locked between your thighs, he quickly grabs your thighs and you feel his hands warming up "I'll turn you into a roasted chi-"

"Want a quick head?"

The cockroach is speechless

....

"W-"

Not waiting for his brain to function, you put your juicy phat ass on his face 🍑🍑

And face toward his portal opener leg spreader zucchini, then quickly get him out of his cheap drugstore pants

Your soft hand finally meets his touch starved lonely villain dick and starts pumping him like REAL FAST

literally can create electricity with how fast you are jerking him off

too bad he cant see whats happening since all he can see is your ass on his face

but you are giving a real show to the street rats so

lucky rodents ig 🐭

He is grunting and moaning uncontrollably into your core

Legit thinks you have an extra sex-related quirk or smthn Thought his dick was on fire and got scared for a moment bc it was getting too hot thanks to the speed of your hand so tried to pry you off of his face but you quickly caged his arms with your thighs (Even Nicki Minaj is jealous of your thighs at this point) Eventually gives in since you are giving him the time of his life but mf wasn't ready for your brand new Dyson V12 Detect Slim Vacuum 👅👅👅

HOW ARE YOU SUCKING THAT STRONG IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

boy ejaculated in 45 seconds and wants the ground to swallow him whole LMAO and to make it even worse you even compared 45 seconds to a butterflies lifespan

to make him feel better ofc

"If you look at it, it's probably like 5 years for a butterfly Dabi don't worry."

yep, he definitely wants to kill you now

Quickly gets up to scurry away, you embarrassed the baddy ok his pride is HURT he won't let you see him in this pathetic state

so he cages you with his flames and disappears once you manage to escape but not before scraping his private number on the concrete so you can see it later with his initials on the bottom

BC WHAT WAS THAT YOU ARE AMAZING

HE WANTS ANOTHER ROUND SO HE CAN TAKE REVENGE

so when you see it you are doing the happy dance you can finally see him again

not before getting interrupted with an awkward cough from your earphone tho

"We heard everything Y/n..."

Izu says

"Y/N THAT WAS MY BROTHER AND YOU KNOW THAT"

POOR SHOTO

and Katsuki is probably gagging in the background

...

"She ate tho."

Thanks, Mina (got them villains whimpering under your ass💅)

Midoriya

So when I tell you that Midoriya worships the ground you walk on it is not an exaggeration 🛐

Baby is that in love with you and wants to spend his whole life with you so he decides to wait till marriage

Virgin Pro hero Izuku is so attractive ok no buts like he's the number one hero in the whole world so strong, undefeatable and scary to the villains

But when it comes to you he just wants everything to be so special and perfect, always smiling and making sure you're feeling loved

Baby thinks you deserve all of his firsts KHDASDKJS- CUTE

So when he gets on one knee and asks you to marry him while you guys were out on a trip to Spain you can't help but jump around in your cute summer dress while hugging him and screaming "YES" at the top of your lungs

AND NOW . . .

THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME

In his head(notebook), everything is planned

-Drink champagne together

-Take a bubble bath together

-Give her a massage

-Warm up a little bit(yes literal work out)

-Make love

he totally wrote it into his notebook. 📝

It's hidden in the drawer and you dont need to know that

BUT

Before he can open the drawer and take a slight peek at his notes, you are suddenly butt naked and sitting on the bed calling for him with your sweet voice

Baby literally SCREAMED when he saw you

Because you are so gorgeous WTF Asks if you want a drink first and you say no, then realizes the notes aren't helping him with shit so gets in front of the bed and quickly starts doing stretches And you are giving him the *tf is he doing* look but meh you are used to his weird antics already lol cant pull a muscle babes so you sigh and drag him onto the bed

literally looks at you like this LOL AND HAS A HAND RESTING ON HIS HIPS TOO BOY WE DIDNT EVEN STARTED- Don't get mad at him he is just that nervous

Smiling at his silliness you slowly drag him on top of you and start kissing his shaky lips and it actually helps him ease up a bit

..till you start pinching and massaging his nipples

Baby literally squeaks and tries to move away only to be stopped by your legs around his waist, caging him and pulling him towards you more "Where are you running off to, hm?" Bro is about to cream his boxers HE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A VIRGIN SO HOW ARE YOU SO EFFORTLESSLY DOMINANT? Guess all of that smut you've read paid off well

You make him lay on his stomach while whining and whimpering with you on his back stroking his cock from behind

%100 gripping the sheets and biting down on the pillow so he doesnt disturb the people on the floor

but you have other plans so you grab his chin lift his face and shove 2 fingers in his mouth

He just obeys you like that bc he doesn't know what to do aww he is too embarrassed at this point

gets 20 spanks on his plump buttocks bc you just love seeing them jiggle

GO EASY ON HIM ITS HIS FIRST NIGHT

But you show no mercy and suggest trying the position "69"

Surprisingly he is very eager to do it, it sounds so erotic to him he ends up cumming 3 times just from your mouth and when you finally cum on his face you quickly grab your phone, open your camera and tell him to smile

Best selfie ever: Tired looking izuku with your cum on his face smiling shyly at the camera

Baby is bathing in his own sweat at this point

But is y/n done?

NO NOT EVEN CLOSE? So the night continued like that, you acting like letting him take the lead then swapping the roles and embarrassing him non-stop milking him till his balls turn into deflated balloons 🎈

That's how the first sex tape of the Midoriya couple was created and trust me, there are many tapes to be filmed

And believe it or not, whenever he goes drinking with his hero friends, he gets so drunk that he spills every spicy detail about your sex life and everybody in the room listens to him in awe, with jealousy and mouths wide open.

A/N: AAAAHHHH FINALLY DONE HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT, reblogs and feedbacks r appreciated!

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lillylvjy · 9 months

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gleefully;

fluff; him letting you stay for a bit longer than he should, more than he's allowed to. yes, he's a god, but he likes his rules. he lets you wander, setting basic rules here and there. don't go to the back gardens, ask before entering a room you haven't been in before, come to bed with him. simple things. he likes watching and admiring you and seeing you live happily with him. baking and cooking and dancing with him, hanging off him and calling him silly names you really shouldn't.

angst; then you're let go, thrown back to mortality and you accept it. he wallows for a while, you go about your life and he watches until you reach him again.

not sfw okay beware--

uh so i love how coherent my angst/fluff is and all I've gotta say here is KINKY

mf loves loves loves having you under him, like overstimulation to the max. he likes to make your visits worth while, usually in the form of very rough and kinky sex. but god (no pun intended), is it good- like don't even call it heavenly, it's far beyond that.

he likes to wrap his hand around your neck sometimes, mostly as a reminder to you both where you are, and who's who's. but other times, when it's softer (which is rare, my guy has pent up feelings and absolutely loves fucking you senseless) he holds your hands, fingers intertwined.

light system is used.

he's a grunty boy, very very vocal. super into praising and having his sub be so whiny and whimpery.

he's a daddy kink guy. he loves it. adores it. (but also doesn't mind it in a non sexual context!! makes him feel nice and giddy outside of sex!!) but if it's sex, it riles him up.

if you don't use your words he'll usually pull a "mm, what was that, baby? use your words, kitten. do you want me to punish you?"

his form of punishment is pulling out almost all the way, when he's just barely in and trying to keep himself just barely buried in you, maybe pressed up- but it drives you crazy. he'll press on your belly during this as well, reminding you how empty you are bc you didn't use your words.

now when he's in you he still likes that but-

i will never shut up if I don't cut myself off

-godbur anon

Brbbfbfjfjrjr can you just stay forever at that point?!?! That’s heaven actually. And literally. But… oml, clinging to him and just always wanting to be with him and explore the new things with him. He also likes always being with you. Likes to see your face light up at the smallest things. Likes to hold you against him anytime you get overwhelmed. Ugh! This man-

FUCK THAT- nope. Nah- if he put me back on this place, he’s expecting me the next day so- /hj no but. Ugh. The way your both longing for each other. Wanting to be next to each other and loved by the other. Ngl- once your up there again, he’s not letting you go.

(Minors get out of here!!!!)

No bc he seems kinky. Like rough, no holding back kinky. And I live for it!! Lord he loves overstimulation. Loves how you tremble under him and whine for him to slow down or maybe even speed up, loving the feeling of all of it.

He has every invitation to wrap his hand around my throat…. Mhm. Omg! But like- when it is soft sex, loves holding your hands and whispering how much he loves you in your ear.

Personally loves the light system.

Vocal men>>>> lord-

No because Wilbur is just always daddy coded half the time so I see it! Oml- when you do call him daddy, he’s gone. He’s- that man’s self control has left!

See as rough as he is, I love how he would ask that bc he doesn’t like giving punishments most likely. Like- it just seems physically impossible to him for him to hurt you intentionally-

Oml- and when you whine from how empty you are, he just laughs and mocks your whines.

KEEP GOING PLEASE!!!

#I love this man so much #lilly’s ask #godbur anon <3 #smut #minors freak off.#wilbur soot x reader smut #wilbur soot smut

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dietcherrygh0st · 8 months

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Ghost can't drive worth SHIT

Yeah Ik he's an adult and in the literal fucking military but idc,, no matter how seriously he takes his job and protecting the world from terror, he's literally causing it on the streets.

I mean, the LITERAL streets.

did u see the way this mf backed up the car after the "alone" mission in mwII?? FUCKING HIT THE GAS way harder than he needed to in order to kill that one shadow behind him. also the way he was going sideways like?

The man isn't scared of driving at all and he keeps his composure behind the wheel, but barely has any control when he drives (obviously tries to not put anybody in danger outside of his vehicle on purpose). Sometimes he'll be drifting out of his lane onto the shoulders of the highway or will go over speed bumps way too fast, sending anyone seated in the backseat FLYING. One time, he lost a tire. a TIRE.

and don't even get me STARTED on car chases. nobody let him drive, he'll just spin out the damn thing and you'll lose sight of your target real quick. Get him on sniper, helo watch, ground attacks, or literally anything else and he's good.

#simon ghost riley #Simon riley #cod #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare ii #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #task force 141

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starrgod-jpg · 1 year

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Ran's "Crazy Gf"

Ran Haitani x Fem!Reader

This takes place during the Tenjiku time line. A small bit of fluff cause I can't help it. Implied(but very subtle) black reader.

Just scenarios in which y/n is being "Rans Crazy gf"

Warnings: Reader being crazy, cursing, violence, threats ,weapons(?), a little toxic but its only once

"Ran, your girlfriend is fucking insane bro."

Rindou was the first to notice your 'crazy tendencies' when he walked in on you threatening Ran with a knife. Ran was just laughing as you had a knife to his chest asking about his earlier whereabouts. "If you take another step, I will stab you Rindou." You said without even looking his direction. He took your word and stood there and watched in curiosity and a bit nervousness. He didn't even know you were here.

"Like I said, where. were. you. today." You asked while staring directly at Ran. "I told you, I was smoking with Mucho and Shion." The taller replied. "Bullshit! You don't like Shion and Mucho doesn't smoke! Plus, you not even high!" Ran's lips parted but closed again as he couldn't say anything. He sighed and grabbed your hand. "Fine..I'll show you where I've been all day.." He dragged you to his car and opened the trunk. You screamed in excitement and immediately started crying. He had a (insert whatever you want really bad) in the trunk with a card and some balloons.

"Today was our anniversary and I had to go pick it up from the post office, but I ended up being there for hours because its so slow running, and they had only two people separating everything" He said looking at you with a smile, a genuine smile and not his usual cricked smug one. You drop the knife, that his feet barely dodged to hug him. He exhaled with an airy chuckle and hugged you back.

"So why were you in my house again?" He asked. "Oh yea! Anniversary remember?" You started speed walking back into the house as he followed, after picking up the knife, he followed you too his room and you were waiting at his door. You step aside and let him open the door himself. You had balloons, rose petals and a bouquet of flowers waiting on his bed. " Happy anniversary Ran!!" You shouted with a smile. "I love it, thank you.." He said before kissing you.

"How do you keep getting into our house.." Rindou asked from behind the two of you. He was questioning why his brother was so okay with his Girlfriend basically breaking in. And holding him at knife point. "Ran leaves his window open a lot. Very dangerous honestly, a psychopath could break in anytime! " You exclaimed with a huff. Rindou stared at you blank faced. He sighed and walked out of the doorway.

"Let me out of this car!!"

You and Ran were arguing while Ran was driving. In the back seat sat Kisaki and Hanma. Ran was giving them a ride across town but the argument had started before ya'll even were halfway there.

"No y/n, you always do this shit!!" He yelled while keeping his eyes on the road. "Oh so you and all your lil' friends can be in a gang and run the streets but I can't talk to the mf that tells you what to do?? You always acting like a bitch I swear!" You yelled as you sat back in your seat. "You need to mind your business!! There was no reason you spoke to him?!" He yelled back. "He literally said Hi?? Was I supposes to be rude and not say it back?" You shouted as you looked at him. "Yea??? You never care about being rude to others so why now?!" He yelled back as the car stopped at red light. He glanced in his rearview mirror and Hanma smiling as if he was trying not to laugh and Kisaki looking out the window trying to ignore the awkward situation. "I don't know why it matter so much to you but you need to calm down before you shit yourself over something so small." You said in a low tone as you rolled you eyes. He was being immature and stupid over something as small as a simple greeting. "I don't know why you constantly insist on meeting him, constantly try and talk to him when you pick me up from meeting and shit." He said as he pulled off as the light turned green. "Why are you so upset over it?? I've met damn near everybody else in Tenjiku so why is Izana so different?? Why are being such a bitch about it??!" You yelled back. "Why do you want to meet him so badly?! You must want to fuck him!? Is that it y/n?! Do you want to fuck my boss like the whore that you are?!" Ran shouted as he slammed his hand on the horn.

Now that hurt. That your own boyfriend would say something like that. "Take it back." You said lowly. "no, cause you obviously want to and you know you do that why you haven't defende-" "Take it back or I'm going crash this car." You cut him off mid sentence. Kisaki and Hanma both perked up at this. "Yea right, sit back and get over yourself." Your eyes were blown wide and you were shaking with hurt and anger. "Ran fucking Haitani, take back what you said or I will crash this goddamn car!!" You said with a bit of a growl in your voice. He rolled his eyes and sighed. You let out a small, airy chuckle before reaching over to the steering wheel. You swerved the car and it almost went off the road before Ran pushed you and got control of car again. "Are you crazy?!" He yelled at you. "I don't know Ran am I??!"

Kisaki and Hanma were holding onto whatever they could as you kept screaming at Ran to take back what he said. "Bro just take it back!!!" Hanma screamed, although he loved a good thrill he did not feel like getting into an accident because of Ran and his crazy ass girlfriend.

You grabbed the steering wheel and swerved the car again repeating "Take it back!!" at the top of your lungs. Hanma and Kisaki were gasping for air in the back. "Let me out of this car if you won't apologize!!" Kisaki shouted. Ran sighed and took a hold of your hands in one of his. "Y/n, I'm sorry for what I said and take back everything."

Although it sounded sincere, you weren't fully convinced but it calmed you down enough to sit back in your seat. You turned to look out of window and was silent the rest of ride there. After Hanma and Kisaki were dropped off the two of you talked everything out and got food. Hanma and Kisaki were officially afraid of you and question Ran's choices.

"Halloween"

Halloween night, Shion decided to have a halloween party. Ran had two problems with this, 1. you wanted to go and 2. costumes were required. He hadn't dressed up since he was a kid with Rindou and he hated staying up late. The two of you were going as pirates, your idea of course. You made the costumes mostly by yourself. Ran of course help his girlfriend with her DIY project as much as he could.

The day of the party arrived and you and Ran went to the party after watching movies all day to pass time. You immediately greeted Shion who was basically your best friend at this point. Ran rolled his eyes but stayed next to you as Shion filled you in on everything that has already happened. After you two finished talking he went to go to the bathroom. You and Ran your way to the circular couch in the middle of the living room. You find Izana, Hanma, Sanzu, Mucho and Kokonoi talking. The two of you greeted everyone and sat down.

After talking for awhile you decided to go get you and Ran some drinks. You talked with Mochi a bit while getting the drinks and started walking back after saying your goodbyes. Your mind goes blank as you see some random bitch trying to talk to Ran. He is showing clear disinterest as the others scoot away from the both of them. Kokonoi notices you from a distance and decides to take his leave. Izana is smiling, he's heard stories of you being 'crazy' but has never actually seen you act 'crazy' so he wanted to see what would happen. You pushed the drinks into some random girls hand as you marched your way towards the random girl and Ran. "oh dear.." he said under his breath as he saw you coming. You politely tapped her shoulder and when her head whipped around your eye twitched. "Can I help you?" She asked with an attitude. You exhaled lowly and started," uhm, he has a girlfriend so you should save yourself the trouble and get on somewhere." You asked with a smile. "And where is she exactly?" The girl asked. "You're looking at her." You're smile dropped as you looked at her. "If he's with you he can't be happy." The girl said and rolled her eyes. Ran started to sit up but was pushed back down by you. "excuse me?" you said, blood starting to boil. "you heard me, ugly." The girl said. Ran blinked and the girl was on the floor. Mucho watched in shock still keeping his stoic attitude, Sanzu lifted his feet onto the couch and Izana watched wide eyed and excited. Hanma got up and stood behind the couch with nervous smirk. "Sorry, I don't think I heard you bitch, what!?" You said as you grabbed her face in your palm. "Get off me bitch!!" The girl said as she tried to push you and your hand off of her. You grabbed someone's drink from the floor and poor it into her face, basically almost drowning her with it. "No, say it again!! What the fuck did you just call me!? Do you want me to fucking shoot you?? Do you?! Cause I will!!" You shouted, grip on her jaw getting harder. You slapped the floor next to her and her eyes welled up with tears. "Don't fucking cry now!! You wasn't crying when you called me ugly!! Or when you flirted with my man were you??"

"G-get off of me!!" The girl stuttered and tried to push you. "Nah what you crying for?!" You dipped your hand in someone else's drink and used it to smear her makeup everywhere, "happy Halloween bitch.." You stood up and walked towards the kitchen to wash your hands, Ran and Izana followed you silently. "Sorry that ya'll had to see me like that...I know I went too far." You said lowly as you washed your hands. Truthfully, you didn't care what they thought. you enjoyed every second of it. "god I am so in love with you." Ran said as he hugged you from behind and kissed your cheek. "First, ew. Second, Y/n that was fucking amazing!! You made her cry so easily?? You should join Tenjiku honestly!!" He said as he got close with a crazy look in his eyes. "Me and you are basically twins at this point! Plus you're a great fighter already!!" He shouted with a smile. You stared at him and broke into a smile. "I should join Tenjiku, huh? Okay yea, sure!! We really are similar huh??" Ran sighed, he knew he couldn't change your or his mind on this.

"Welcome to Tenjiku!! Officially!!"

This was fun to write

I really hope whoever sees this enjoys it as much as I did while writing!!

Please give feedback and criticism!!! It helps me out a LOT and is greatly appreciated!!! Request always open!!

#ran haitani #ran haitani x reader #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers #crack fic #i was bored #crazy gf #jealousy #izana kurokawa #mucho yasuhiro #haruchiyo sanzu #shion madarame #hanma shuji #kisaki

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malleusthehammer · 10 months

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Humanity and Gods playing baseball!

Tee hee i got this in a dream :3 anyways this is just gonna be a silly little thing with my more favorited Gods/Humans just cuz :3 Hope u enjoy!! (i’m sorry if some of these r ooc -~-‘) Also it’s divided by yk humanity vs gods so yeah. Also if you enjoy this, my requests are open!!

Jack the Ripper

This gentleman is very hesitant going up to bat. I’m telling you. Bro is SHAKING in his boots but won’t say anything.

Def closes his eyes when he swings. like GGGGGSGSGGAGS

This mf IS FAST AS HELL THO.

Won’t Can’t slide for shit

More than likely right or left field. He’s fast and quick on his feet so he seems like a good outfielder.

Please tell him to keep his cap on. AND DONT LET HIM PUT IT BACKWARDS.. i love this man to death but he has A HUGE forehead (god bless ~<~)

Okay let’s say he doesn’t wanna play- he bat boy ong. He be getting those bats.

BEST TEAMMATE EVER

he is the best comforter when u get down on urself for striking out or missing a ball (me)

this dudes number is 18- idk why he just seems like an 18 guy

in other words this man has my heart.

Buddha

Mf chill as hell. Bro will be slacking but yet be an amazing player like HUH?!

Wears his cap backwards 100% so that like one strand of hair is out like always

Bro is always sneaking candy and the blue calls him out on it.

2nd or shortstop. Since he can see how the batter is gonna swing he can already predict where it’s gonna go so he’s like on his feet all the time

Bro hits the ball and just watches it before taking his time walking the bases (i mean technically you can do that)

He looks HELLA GOOD in a baseball uniform

mfs number is probably 69..

LAUGHS SO HARD when someone messes up

overall he’s just a hell of a good player like dayumn !!

Kojiro Sasaki

lowkey a good player

bros title is literally “Worlds biggest loser” So he swings at everything. I mean ik he’s can predict battles or whatever but i’d feel he’d have a harder time predicting pitches

He’s and old man. that kinda speaks for itself. so he kinda slow/pos

First base man. he’s tall- flexible and yeah- 1st base bro

HE STICKS HIS PONYTAIL THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS BASEBALL CAP ITS SO CUTE

THAT OR HE BRAIDS HIS HAIR OMGG

this man LOVES sunflower seeds like absolutely (who wouldn’t?! Buddha..)

slaps people on the back REALLY hard when telling them good job

Hates cleats. just hates them for no reason

Very confused on how to swing a bat but gets it in like 2 tries

THIS MAN CAN SLIIIIDDEEEE

if he isn’t playing 1st- he’s probably centerfield :3

DEADASS HE’LL LET YOU DO HIS EYEBLACKK!!

bros number is like in the 70s. more than likely 72 idk it just feels right lmao

sometimes wears his jersey open? like not buttoned >:3

I LOVE SASAKI SM HES AWHEHEGSFSG

Qin Shi Huang

Bro is the pitcher. nothin else.

still wears his blindfold on the mound obvi :3

BRO HAS AN ARM.

can slide decently

Hella fast like Jack.

Clean up batter? yk he be hittin it then just bringing all the ppl on base in

He’ll strike someone out then be like “Hao!!”

Slaps people on the back like Sasaki

my man is just and overall vibe so like mmhmm

The teams biggest cheer leader

I’m feeling like.. 59?

Dude he thinks he looks so good in the uniform and he does

sometimes since yk “The road is where i lead” he just starts walking around the bases randomly.

random as hell but he has like really sweaty hands

PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS MANS EYEBLACK. PLEASE.

just overall a silly little goose :3

Nikolai Tesla

THIS MAN IS GOING TO WALK UP TO TJE PLATE AND TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCKING VELOCITY AND SPEED OF A BAT WORK.

totally not a sucky hitter..

3rd base- he’s quick quitted and 3rd doesn’t call for too much movement

his glove has those damn tesla coils n shit

bro spent ages like making his own glove and shit

THIS MAN. THIS MAN LOOKS SO FINE IN UNIFORM.

Jogs around the bases.

I’m feeling like.. 47 for his number

Dude will be pondering on second base when he’s running, thinking of anything BUT baseball at that time sooo

Dude would be AMAZED at pitches

someone would be like “SWING TESLA” and he just does the thing where he tuts them and shakes his finger and goes “No, non, nem, nein..”

He’s just.. a lot to handle.

Don’t ever take him to a baseball game. he’d get hella bored and just leave.

His hair is like- LUCIOUS in the sunlight

dude can not stay still in the dugout he’s always pacing

Yeaahh that’s it :3 i’ll probably do a Gods version later but my asks are open! so feel free to ask abouttt rn im mainly doing RoR but i’ll dip my toes into somethin new soon!!

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnorak #record of ragnarok art #ror x reader #ror buddha #record of ragnarok buddha #Record of ragnarok sasaki kojiro #kojiro sasaki #nikola tesla #buddha record of ragnarok

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stressghoul · 2 years

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if I were copia and someone was literally like “hey bro yk ur gonna die soon” and I was driving a fucking car WATCH ME as I drive full speed off a cliff

kill me now mf im taking u all with me

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bobastay · 2 years

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since our boys are back home <333

ALSO IM REELING FOR BEEFY CHAN (first pic) THOUGHTS???

18+ content minors DNI

YOU AND I ARE LITERALLY THE SAME BECAUSE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE ABOUT HOW FERAL I AM FOR THE FIRST PIC

it's giving miami 1980 something and he's picking you up in his red convertible to take you on a beach date DNEKDKWKDKWK

he keeps the top down the whole time because he loves the way your hair looks in the sunset as it blows in the wind. really he just thinks you're beautiful and has to practically force himself to look at the road instead of staring at you the whole time. when it's darker he parks by the pier and the two of you lay over the hood of his car, one of his arms wrapped around you as you look at the stars yeah it's corny so what

eventually you turn your heads toward each other and he goes right to pressing his lips to yours because he physically can't stand restraining himself anymore. but when things get heated and you start making out, tugging at his hair on the nape of his neck as he hovers over you, he knows he should wait a bit longer in order to do this right.

so he asks you if you want to come home with him and continue, practically jumping out of his skin when you say yes. the whole ride back he has his hand on your thigh, thumb running along the skin. and he feels his heart about to burst out of his chest when you rest your hand on top of his... you're just so sweet for him he almost pulled over and took you to the backseat.

but instead, you arrive at his home by the ocean ride with the motions of the ocean where he fucks you all night on his canopy bed on the back porch over some glasses of wine, the sound of crashing waves colliding sweetly with your moans just like your body with his. beams of candle light make the sweat glisten along his arms and fucked out face as he loses himself in you...

sorry i had A LOT to say about that one

the way felix can literally run any mf model out of their job he is STUNNING he looks like a full blown real life anime character in this second one 😩 imagine he's your sweet little fashion junkie boyfriend and he loves making clothes for you and every time he gifts you with a blouse or an new handmade purse you shower him in kisses and make him cum in your mouth until he's a whimpering mess as your thanks <3

his hands are shaking so much he has to take a break from the sewing machine the next day

oh wow another photo to fuel my post concert sweaty felix sex agenda THANKS! he keeps sending dirty looks like this over to the monitors knowing that you're watching backstage or live streaming, hinting at what you're in for when he gets back home or to the hotel room. his narrow eyes surrounded by his glistening brow makes you press your thighs together, desperate for him to come home and play with you all night long

and he will, feeling bad for teasing you but proud he's got you all worked up as you're coming undone from him spreading you out and rubbing your clit with his lips on your neck alone...

ahem anyways next photo

felix usually isn't the possessive type... like at all

he trusts you with all his heart and knows you love him and he loves you but he can't help but get pissed at this one guy

felix had had a rough day at practice already and he just wanted to unwind and take his pretty girl out for some drinks. the last thing he would have thought of was seeing you smile at the bartender who was so clearly flirting with you right in front of him. he knew you were just being nice and there were several times you tried to brush it off, not wanting to be rude no matter how much you wanted to tell him to fuck off.

"can i get you anything else, darling?" the bartender leaned over asking you, ignoring felix's burning gaze.

"just the tab, thanks..." felix answers for you in the coldest voice he can muster while giving the man that look.

later when you get home he has you shivering under him as his hips piston into yours with a newfound animalistic speed.

"you're fucking mine. and no one else's... say it, baby girl..."

"i'll make sure to ruin you... to taint you so much that men will merely sense my mark on you, pet..." he growls over the delicious squelching of your wetness around his cock as he makes you see stars and become mute to every word but his name.

new kink unlocked: possessive felix ‼️

this photo of chan is giving academia school boy romance 😍 you and chan have been inseparable as the schools dorky couple. everyone thinks the two of you are strange yet adorable as you walk down the hallways, pinkies locked and speaking in a language of your own.

but you two aren't so innocent as people might think. he's pulled you into the janitors closet several times to pin you against the wall and fuck your brains out before your biology lab. the two of you have also started a university newspaper but no one ever comes to meetings but chan doesn't care.

it just means he gets to have his head shoved up your uniform skirt, eating you out on the table during the whole 45 minutes that the meeting was supposed to be <3 there's nothing he loves more than having your legs shake around his head as his nose presses sweetly into your clit...

i love this last one so much :( a little behind the scenes chan omg he's so cute

imagine him coming home at like 2am from shooting a music video, not even bothering to take off his make up or anything. he's about ready to crash but you whip up a really late dinner for him because he hasn't eaten much during the day and then proceed to ride him on the couch, slowly and sensually, because the both of you are so drained from the day yet so restless.

he kisses you as he finishes inside you, chest heaving.

"thank you, my angel. i needed this. you always take such good care of me."

no but i'm for real so happy they got to go back home after so long and that all of the boys are getting a break 😭 it makes my heart soar 🥰

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neuroticbookworm · 1 year

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Okay now that I've finished watching all 12 episodes of Theory of Love I have a few thoughts

Two is the bestest best friend in the history of bl and on top of that he also managed to be the cutest bi disaster in the history of bl. Truly a legend

I was too busy drowning in Third's (and later, Khai's) tears and misery that I missed a lot of details, especially the movie references but was aware that they are there. Now that I know Third is capable of feeling joy in Khai's presence, I'm gonna sit down with a notepad when I rewatch this series and catch all the details like Pokemon

Contrary to popular opinion (I think? A lot of people here seem to hate his guts), Khai's redemption arc was very well done imo. Everytime his past mistakes come back to haunt him he stood there and took it like a champ, while also actively trying to be better now and in the future. I love a well done work-in-progress character. Remember how I wanted to swing a frying pan at his face? And then an axe? Ah, good times

I cannot believe that I got to witness one of the cleanest, unproblamatic and emotionally mature romance storylines in bl, and it was a from a het couple in tertiary plot. Not even secondary. Tertiary. The relief and happiness I felt when Bone pulled away from almost kissing a drunk and heartbroken Paan is immeasurable. Making the right choices even when the heart wants differently is sexy af, and Bone was the sexiest mf in this series I swear to god

Speaking of Bone, whoever wrote the literal-cockroach-on-the-bed storyline saved my life. If it wasn't for his disgusting bedroom, I would've fallen for the combination of Bone's character and Mike's face faster than the speed of light. I would've never left the Mike Chinnarat rabbit hole for the rest of my life. Thank you for saving me from myself, screenwriter

Enjoy this gif of Bone being a good friend. Are y'all getting lost in his gorgeous, sympathetic eyes? Roaches. On. The. Bed. Remember it. Don't you dare google him. DON'T.

Okay I have to do this, I don't know if it's been done before, and I don't care. I just have to do this.

Apologies to both fandoms. (Amy hugging and rocking herself like a distressed child always gets me lol)

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subskz · 2 years

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sitting in front of lino who's currently getting his mf shit rocked by a fucking machine plowing into his sopping hole and he's trying to hold back the moans

but... he just can't🥰

the ribbed dildo hitting all the good spots inside of him, machine going at a fast and steady pace. you're sitting in front of him, playing with the controlling device in your hand, making the machine go faster and faster or slowing it down where it moves so slowly that lino fussily mumbles in frustration. voicing his discontent like the spoiled kitty he is🤭

but he really really wants you to be closer, wants to feel your skin against his when he's so open and vulnerable and on display for you to take in🤭 so he digs his nails into the floor and tries to drag himself forward but doesn't make it far, rope around his thighs and legs keeping him securely in place🥰 he sends a glare at the ropes as if they'd magically untie themselves

he huffs, offended that you thought about the possibility of him trying to drag you closer and huffs even more dramatically when your soft giggle reaches his ears

he whips his head around to you and glares for a second before coming up with a new strategy... crying softly that he wants you to hug him close🤭🤭 poor baby~ he does his best sad eyes and makes little grabby hands at you

and you obviously can't resist this cute side of him, turning up the machine as fast as possible before throwing the device to the side and shuffling into his embrace. the onslaught of pleasure quickly makes lino's head spin, thoughts turning into mush. he's hugging you so closely, arms wrapped around your hips and leaning his head on your tummy sobbing against it as he gets pushed over the edge🤭🤭🤭

cumming all over the towel underneath he cries out, and shakes in your arms while you pet his hair, his shoulders and his back softly. guiding him through his mind shattering orgasm.

when you think he's done cumming, you look behind you, wanting to turn the machine off but oh?

where is the device?

lino realizes what is happening and sends you an evil glare, demeanor faltering as he gets pushed right into overstim, letting out cute desperate sobs🤩🤩

what the hell is wrong w me...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG W YOU INDEED. the way i quite literally dreaded answering this ask…you’ve done smth irreversible to my brain chemistry i’m so serious

having that kind of full control over minho’s pleasure n getting to watch him fall apart like that for you would be the perfect opportunity to toy w him to your heart’s content and study all his cute lil reactions <3 the glaring the huffing the pouting PLEASE he’s just a spoiled baby who needs to be pampered 😭 can clearly visualize him blinking up in a confused daze when you put the machine at an agonizingly slow pace…poor thing would be whining in an instant abt how mean you are n how he doesn’t deserve it (he does) it’d take all his willpower to stop himself from pushing his hips back against the toy and making himself look even more pitiful than he already has 😽

trying to crawl towards you…reaching out w grabby hands…i’m actually gonna lose it 😭 annoying kitty knows exactly how to get what he wants!! that sudden switch in speed would draw out the most angelic noises too…sweet, unrestrained, airy moans spilling out of him as he’s holding on to you for dear life~ and feeling him tremble in your arms when he finally gets his release…petting his hair and rubbing his back to soothe him as the overstimulation sets in…i’m never going to recover from this and it’s all your fault

#ask #catboy anon #💌 lino #through gritted teeth chillin chillin yeah everyday im chillin yeah

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ameliora-j · 2 years

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f-flogger???

imma need more details

i can go into heavy detail and i will. i will go into heavy detail.

eddie is heavily into bdsm. i mean heavily. he has a whole duffle bag. it’s full of nipple clamps, toys, whips, crops, chains, ropes, paddles, you name it eddie has it or has considered buying it. he’s a sadist there is literally no denying this.

he has a look, okay? a mf look!!! you guys are in public and you start to get a little too mouthy and you receive a look. you know exactly what that look means but… sometimes you like to push his buttons okay? it’s fun.

but it’s okay, cus eddie tames that brat. and you’re on your fifth bratty remark when he roughly grips your chin and gazes down at you with a raised brow. “you have one more time to mouth off you fucking brat. and i will hang you from my ceiling and invite all of our friends over to watch me beat the brat out of you, do you understand?” you bite your lip and nod… but the threat does nothing to deter you.

so it’s gareth that you’re mouthing off to. and he tells you to be nice. and you snap back with a quick “make me.” and that’s when he snaps. he grabs you up by your hair and drags you to his van. speeds back to his place and ties your legs spread eagle. knots your hands up in a prayer tie before hanging your body from the ceiling.

he uses his pocket knife to cut you out of your clothes and grabs his bag. “you want a crop, a cane, a paddle, or the flog?” he smirked as he sifted through the bag. of course you go for the cane. it’s the safest option. he’s behind you, so you don’t see what he pulls out of the bag. however, you hear it. and you definitely feel it a second later when the harsh leather of the flog is beating against your back while you scream. “stupid little slutty brats don’t get what they want.” he reminds.

#nani’s angels 👼🏽#fanmail 💌#nsfw.nani #eddie munson #nani.headcanons

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brewingbi · 1 year

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Spoilers for Episode 6, 7 and the preview of 8

I usually hate seeing too many criticisms on a piece of media I'm trying to enjoy because other people's opinions, even if they differ from my own open my eyes to plot points I was willing to let slide or ignore for the sake of enjoying what I'm watching and gradually make me lose any interest or develop an ick towards it(Cuz let's be real I think some people literally watch media just to find its faults).That being said,

1. What the fuck was the pacing in episode 7. My last post I think I expressed SOME hope of this excessive slow build paying off into something bigger but no all of a sudden in a span of 15 minutes Jang Uk realises he's in love after making her feel like transferred property AND NOW HES GOING TO FORMALLY PROPOSE IN THE NEXT EPISODE?

2. ITS EVERYTHING I FEARED. They're now going to super speed through to correct as many open plot points as they can.

3. FUCKING SU OK LIKE I TRIED TO LIKE YOU I HATE HATING THE ONE WHO ONLY EVER TRIES TO LOVE THE MAIN LEAD AND GETS PUSHED ASIDE BUT YOUR JEALOUSY AND BITTERNESS WILL COST EVERYONE THEIR HAPPINESS FOR THE SECOND TIME OVER I do not think Jang Uk is gonna appreciate someone who kills his lover for good this time <3

4. SOMEBODY KILL JIN MU WHY ARE WE STILL ON HIM WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN THE BELLS??? WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO???? I'm terrified he uses them on Jang Uk was there something that mentioned he could only use them on Naksu I have terrible memory.

5. Jo Won baby how could you do this to me. How could you do this. Who allowed. Who said this was okay. Look into my eyes. Look at your turtle and regret what you're doing. What are you doing

6. IS ANYBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THE QUEEN WAS DOING SOMEBODY STOP THE QUEEN FROM HURTING MY GIRL SHE WAS BEING REAL SUSPICIOUS IF U TOUCH A HAIR ON HER HEAD ILL BITE YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF MF

7. Fuck u Master Lee on god fuck you everytime you open your mouth it is to drop information we'd have liked BEFORE hoping this would end happy WHY WOULD YOU BRING NAKSU BACK JUST FOR BUYEON'S REAL SOUL TO SHOVE HER OUT EVENTUALLY AGAIN EITHER LET HER DIE ONCE AND FOR ALL OR GIVE HER SOMETHING TO LIVE. My poor sweetheart won't ever stop being used by people.

8. I mentioned this before, I'm saying this again. I adore Jang Uk but this very petty basic male lead writing was disappointing like you could have sent her off without being a dick and you couldve said more to apologise.

Again, all of this being said, there is so much relief in seeing Naksu and Jang Uk find their way to each other. I still can't get over it. I giggled when she blew at his face I'm sorry I couldn't take it seriously but then I grinned when they kissed like yea when you're in love that goes, that works.

#alchemy of souls season 2 #alchemy of souls light and shadow #tvn alchemy of souls #alchemy of souls #aos season 2 #jang uk #jang uk x naksu #naksu #jin buyeon #alchemy of souls spoilers #alchemy of souls 2 #cho yeong

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clear-chaos-collection · 2 years

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~°·Read this before requesting and interacting please!·°~

General info about me

My pronouns are He/Him They/Them Xe/Xem Ve/Vem and It/It's

I use many names and aliases my more common ones are Andrious Arrow, Arson Arrow, Astarno Arrow, Chaotic Cacophony, NightCall, NC, Star, and Alto

just ask how mentally ill we are

I love jesters!!! I will talk about jesters!!!

I'm already in a relationship with the amazing @endyark (fr check them out they made my pfp and banner their art is *chef's kiss*)

I will go fucking rabid if anyone ever draws fanart of my characters

Im ADHD and autistic

-peeks in, erases something- I'm pan and trans (FtM)

I love art

I love Warrior cats

Yes, I'm a furry

No, I won't draw furry nsfw

I like FNAF

Literally if you interact with me a few times you could become my best friend

I'm not very smart

I'm kind of a jerk

This blog has no theme because I have no theme, but it is jester oriented in a way

I like Lemon Demon

I get embarrassed easily

I have bad anxiety

My art isn't great

People frighten me

My birthday is 9/27

American :(

I have a discord! 4rson4rrow

Mfs I have on speed-dial (some of my fav mutuals)

@the-one-who-watches-wii

@solzar

@endyark

@predatory-lesbians

@the-evil-lesbian

@sillyjesterpersonsblog

@ask-kaufmo

@slavic-muttt

@drowninnoodles

@average-dsaf-fan

Fandoms I'll write for

FNAF (Specifically Security Breach but I'll do others)

SPM

Deltarune

Undertale (can't do many aus tho TwT)

Stray

Dragonball (please I'll write Fu just ask me I adore him)

Pokemon (it's a comfort series for me)

AHiT

Stardew Valley

Things I will do

Friendship fics

Enemies to lovers

Lovers to enemies

The "I fucking despise you and want you dead but also kiss me please"

The "Oh shit random dude I found passed out in the middle of nowhere who could be dangerous??? Lemme take them home and nurture them"

And light smut (I cannot write smut to save my fucking life sorry)

What I wont do

Forced smut fics (it's not my place to write that)

Abuse fics (not writing things I have trauma with unless its to vent)

P*do fics (I hate those)

-specifically fnaf here- fics where purple guy kidnaps a child and makes them his slave (ive been asked to do one before wtf)

I ask that my writing style not get absolutely shit on because I am terrible at this stuff so please have patience with me :)

Alternate blogs-

@bishopboyblog [TADC oc ask blog]

@wyrmsley [TADC oc ask blog] (how was that name left open???? Is this fate????)

@various-vincent [alt for random shit]

User Boxes under cut

#info #pinned post #fucking look at this please I beg #mod chaos #bishopboy #wyrmsley #important

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so2uv · 7 months

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☆★ sol's review of jj's radio show !!

for @junjiie's eyes only. listened to this stuff for the first time on friday and then listened again to write reviews so the downside is that im eepy while doing this-

chocolate / kylie minogue : i fuck with this ngl. it's chill. idk how many times i can listen to her voice before having to remove the song from my playlist though TwT breathy singers aren't my fave... also im sorry the way she said chocolate had me crying- 50/50 on how much i like it bc it'll depend what mood im in i suppose

the desolation tango / tv girl : funky start jump scared me a bit 😭 but i like it!! the little key melody in between the singing is cute and the song gives me cozy vibes. added to my study playlist lol kfdjh

artificial love / exo : have not actually listened to this song before- have not had the time to watch the fancam you sent me yet but... it's cool!! when they harmonize on "artificial love" im about to roll around on the ground and kick my feet and bite my fist and and.

10 minutes / lee hyori : beyonce esc was my first thought and stuck with me all the way through for the song. the little funky beat at 1:31 is interesting and i like the way it broke the song up so not everything is monotone. quite liked this one!!! heheh

bland new / soul scream : girlie... 6:18 for a song... appreciate me sitting through this- /j nah you're right it's pretty good. i like calmer rap if that makes sense idk words are leaving my brain like im not literate enough for this but the beat is nice and it's not too fast past. gives more old school rap style where it wasn't as focused on the speed of the words. pretty good for rap imo

monster zero / king geedorah : ... jump scare crying i straightened when the song started so fast there was a crack in my spine 😟😭 audio collages are so cool though... kind of loving this. wouldn't listen to it on a regular playlist bc it's an audio collage and i prefer um idk a better word but put together songs?? that sounds mean. im not trying to be mean help. erm yeah but it's cool and i'd totally listen to this on the bus or when walking alone!!! love the vibes of it

vervain / mf doom : instrumentals are so cool but same kind of listening thing as monster zero: don't really put those on playlists too much. i really liked this one though :DD maybe bc it's late at night & more toned down beats are nicer but it's a chaotic sort of peace to the music which is smth i like here.

enter galactic / kid cudi : "i once used to dream so sweet // until i had a taste of you" ayo??? the bars??? fucking love that line. space themed songs around metaphors are coolio heh. kid cudi slayed this one; i really like this one too!!

freelance / toro y moi : i can't really with the beginning... not a fan of the gagging like effects D: but i see what you mean with the jerky and broken up style! they do it well

pretzel / nct dream : this song 😭 reminds you 😭 of me??? 😭 consider me flattered. i don't actually like too many of nct's songs ngl but this one is p cool!! vibing with the switch from funky and kind of jerky to the vocals for the pre-chorus -> chorus. adding to playlist

happiness / red velvet : ok the beginning switch up had me go eyes wide im too eepy for this listening sesh sorry 🙁 red velvet slaps though this song is quite nice and i vibe. i like the style and the mix up of smooth with kind of jerky and broken up bits. you have a theme i see with songs you like 👁️ keeping that in mind next time i recommend you smth. also putting this on my playlist in the morning... hope i don't forget lmfao-

freak like me / sugarbabes : ok ok i see you with this. the blend at 2:18 was done so well im crying the switch was nicely put and isn't too obvious but just noticeable enough to where you go "oh shit" in a good way. another playlist add on bc tehe would totally listen to this more.

and that concludes sol's reviewing corner!! hope you enjoyed and um. if i missed any songs bc of the fact that my inbox is congested and i missed one when scrolling through the stuff you sent... erm don't mention it :DD overall, very nice picks. wish i was literate enough to give good replies to this but tis the life of a night owl fdkjgh

#💭. mutters !#// help this was all typed at 1 am let's pretend it's all coherent enough-#// passing out now gn

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macaroni-rascal · 7 months

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Okay, I may only have time to drag the ice dancers' fashion missteps this weekend, we'll see, but if you haven't watched yet, it's all spoilers all the way down from here, so read on at your own risk lol.

Molly and Dmitre surprisingly have a lot of rights this season. Their programs suit them well, her romper is fabulous and fits her perfectly, and his simple outfit is what I was talking about with Evan - you don't need to overthinks this, it's enough. A really good outing for them, they're so cute, it's just that only the last 1/3 of their RD woke the audience up. The earrings and the cross AND the pink scrunchie are a bit much, though.

Emilea is a spectacular dancer and truly the Lia of ice dance, and she was the stronger partner here. The costumes, though - the bodice of hers was shoddily done, and his top looked like a Confederate flag coloring page. I hate all MJ programs except LaLa's and this one's no exception. This girl seems to be immune to Igor's coaching so far, so we'll see, she might actually survive.

I have a huge soft sport for Alicia and Paul, and not just because they're smoking hot. They have some of the rawest talent in the entire field, but unfortunately it's coupled with some major limitations. I know they've lost a lot of training time throughout their partnership, but their levels on step sequences aren't improving. What Paul gained in speed and power in Montreal he lost in the quality of his turns. The program has a lot of the pitfalls of a first-time choreographer, there's a lot of random pointing at the sky and just basic movement. A bit of a muted performance from them, but at least their butts didn't touch the ice, which in itself is a victory for them. I get what Tracy was saying when they debuted at the senior level about their lack of variety of movement. The costumes were unmemorable but fine and I liked her hair. He needs to figure out his facial hair, it unsettles me. MF's coat is atrocious.

W/L with the best program of the event and by far one of the best of the season. They understood the assignment. Their entire looks are a vibe, the costumes are amazing and I love her grey hair tips. We've seen them far stronger this season, a bit of a dodgy outing for them here. They do a bit of a complicated and confusing entry for what the lift ends up being. They and Romain with the aubergine coat take the best dressed title here, shame about the score.

This German team is consistently one of the worst dressed, which is why I can't hold it against them - they must not have other options. Solid attack as always but the music overpowers them while still somehow falling flat. She isn't pushing at all when they're skating in hold. I love their rotational lift but they've been doing it for years.

Pate/Bye might just be the most quintessential Igor team there ever was. While she was performing her little heart out, they were probably the most flat-footed team here. Their skating is so small and devoid of power. I liked the musicality of their final two elements, they were indeed placed exactly on the music. Her costume was decently made but the details get lost from a distance, and his was truly just a zip-up tracksuit top. I don't understand what the hair has to do with the theme, but it looks like neither do they.

The Brown babies looked truly effortless and in a just world they would've won this event. Just completely smooth sailing from them, incredibly consistent, flying across the ice but always in control, defined free legs and decent extension, I just literally have no notes aside from the non-costumes. Flawless unison and togetherness, just riding those edges like they stole them, and at a back-to-back GP too! The USFSA better put all their eggs in this basket for Salt Lake because they've been gestating some literal rocks.

I usually like Alli and Saul, but to me, they've been stuck in a creative rut recently and they're giving us stuff we've already seen from them, including the outfits. The costumes are really well-made and clearly thought out, but the pattern on her jacket turns into a blur and the tassels on his are a liability. Her hair is too long and distracting. Just an overall sluggish performance from them and like the Germans, they couldn't keep up with the music. A couple of cool moments in the programs but no real free leg to speak of and they spent a lot of time on two feet. I still like them, I just expected more of them.

Okay, I'm gonna preface this by saying that I'm prejudiced against Piper and Paul because I can't stand their personalities, which is why I'm glad their program and costumes are horrendous, thereby justifying my dislike and further proving that I have impeccable taste. This program makes about as much sense as an out gay man skating with a registered Republican, but here we are. The mismatch of the outfits is so stark, it's as if she's a piñata and he's just the stick it's suspended from. I guess she couldn't decide if she wanted to be a peacock or a beetle, so she went with both. The leggings are too tight and an awkward length, so they shorten her. The boatneck blouse (and we know how I feel about those) with sleeves that just end randomly over a training bra is just a hot fucking mess, the stones make her boobs look uneven, and I'm pretty sure Scott wore his costume for the SD at the 2014 Nationals. But what was even worse than the clothes was the program and skating. Such stiff backs, such locked hips, such lack of extension, such small skating - take your pick! They're such awkward movers, I don't understand how they ended up in this discipline. When they threw themselves onto the ice, I wished they hadn't gotten up to continue this torture. And was her hair done by Hello Kells? Because it looked like one of her unintentionally messy buns. Their posture was awful and her position in the lift as ugly as the earrings that are a completely different green from the rest of her outfit. They'll get run over by the tricked-out garbage truck that is Bock again this year and they'll deserve it. There are literally only 2 good programs between the top 5 teams this year - the Canadanes' RD and the Italians' FD.

Speaking of teams that haven't given us anything new in years - Lilah and Lewis. Sigh. The music is a bop but overdone and the shameless rhythm violation that they refuse to correct and continue to not be penalized for feels like a slap in the face of all the other teams that made an honest effort. I'm pretty sure Steve Angello wasn't dropping tracks as a baby. In fact, I checked, and this mix came out in 2004, so what gives, ISU? What's the point of assigning a theme if you aren't going to enforce it, you frauds? F/G did this thing again where he literally lifts her and positions her on the correct edge because it's the only way she can hit one. And the grabbing of the ponytail on the "keep your head up" lyrics - an abomination. The costumes are hot but they can't make up for what's becoming a shameless display of privilege at this point. I think Lewis would've looked better either in a vest or just if the jacket wasn't so sharply cut off at the bottom. I just want to split them up and put Lewis with Olivia and her with Tim, could you imagine? Perfect matches. The sparkly pink mesh gloves are a vibe, though, I'll give them that, but I definitely wouldn't give them a score in the fucking 80s because not even their music is.

We'll see if I'll bother with the other disciplines today, it'll depend on whether they decided to werk or quiet-quit. Hope you had a lovely date!

"She's a piñata and he's just the stick it's suspended from" took me the fuck OUT Fashionista Nonny, oh my god that was so funny. I laughed so hard I started coughing.

A pleasure to read you amazing opinions as always, thank you for sharing!

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