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rgco413 · 6 months
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Incorrect Quote #59
Todomatsu: I said no.
Osomatsu: Aww c'mon! When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Todomatsu: *pulls out several giant folders*
Todomatsu: Would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?
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demiboydemon · 4 months
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min3nc · 9 months
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who could have seen it coming.
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nameless-network · 5 months
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unknownteapot · 2 months
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smosh as tumblr textposts (4/?): character edition
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( pt. 1 | 2 | 3 )
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #73
tfw Q invited himself in your ready room to talk about his godly problems for 2 hours
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il-predestinato · 9 months
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MAX: Okay, that’s it. 😡🤬 Whoever just crashed in Monaco qualifying is going to be -
CHARLES: It was me.
MAX: …forgiven because everyone makes mistakes.
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littletissueghosts · 10 months
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Transmasc Person: "I am a straight guy, since I am a guy who loves women."
Toxic Queer People™: "Ew, straight guys are all predators, since only non-queer people are straight! Anyways, discrimination against straight men isn't real, even when they're a minority."
Transmasc Person: "Okay, I am a lesbian, since even if I'm not a woman, I still have a connection to womanhood."
Toxic Queer People™: "Lesbian is woman-only! If you are in any way a man or not a woman, you are not a lesbian! Transmascs can never be lesbians or have a connection to womanhood/a lack of manhood! Stop invading the lesbian community!"
I dare you to make it make sense.
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poe-tat · 5 months
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Why you shouldn't read my mind pt. 1
15 SKK scenario lol
Dazai: CHIIIBIIIIIII
Chuuya: *eyes glued on his paper work* no
Dazai: please I'm bored and you don't even know what I was going to say
Chuuya: *looks up at him with a raised eyebrow* no you may not borrow my gun, no I do not know where the boss keeps the poison, no you may not hang yourself in my room and no you may not burn my hat
Dazai: ... Damn and that's not what I was going to ask you and the last one was expected actually...
Chuuya: okay what
Dazai: so you can bend the gravity of anything that you touch right?
Chuuya: yea?
Dazai: Okay great can you do this for me?
Chuuya: ??
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Yumeno(Q) : *pressing their fingers against their temples and concentrating very hard like they are trying to use telekinesis to eat pizza*
Chuuya: *has his hand on the pizza box and bending the gravity of the pizza to bring the pizza to Q's face*
Dazai: You can do it Q!!
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iamnmbr3 · 3 months
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Voldemort: I am the greatest Legilimens to ever live. No one can lie to me.
Snape, Draco and Narcissa: 😅 haha yeah... Definitely. No one could get anything past you. If someone lied to you to secretly help Harry Potter you'd definitely find out instantly. So no need to worry about it... 😅😅😅
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rgco413 · 5 months
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Incorrect Quote #63
Choromatsu: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.
Todomatsu: Who's coming over?
Choromatsu: No one. We're cleaning for us.
Todomatsu: But we already know we live like this
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demiboydemon · 5 months
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He’s small your honor
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chrissymunsons · 2 months
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boyfriends bantering 💩
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Carter: Hey Yuu what are your pronouns?
Yuu: I identify as a threat and my pronouns are Try/Me
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unknownteapot · 1 month
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smosh as tumblr textposts (5/?): duos & trios
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( pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )
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thestarwarslesbian · 6 months
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Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?
M: No
Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this
M: I’m really not
Q: shut up and let him speak
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