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incorrectclonewars · 1 year

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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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mayawakening · 1 month

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Zeb: *asleep on the couch, head on Kallus' chest*

Kallus: *reading* *keeps poking his nose against Zeb's ear to make it flick*

#Zeb is bother shaped #Kallus would never admit to doing this #kalluzeb #kallus x zeb #star wars rebels #sw rebels #swr #incorrect star wars rebels #garazeb orrelios #zeb orrelios #zeb #rebel kallus #star wars kallus #kallus my beloved #kallus #star wars #alexsandr kallus

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kazoosandfannypacks · 5 months

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Ezra, yelling at a stormtrooper, mid-battle: YOUR KNEECAPS ARE UGLY! Sabine, joining in: YEAH, AND YOUR KNEECAPS DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU! Kallus: What??? Zeb: Kanan banned the kids from telling "your mom" jokes, so they switched to saying "your kneecaps" instead. Kallus, who's been spending the last three months wondering why Ezra told him he had fat kneecaps: That explains much.

#incorrect star wars rebels #alexsandr kallus #ezra bridger #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #kanan jarrus #star wars rebels

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autumnwoodsdreamer · 1 year

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Fenn: I can trust you, right?

Sabine: Of course!

Fenn: You do seem to be the least disturbed of the Mandalorians.

Sabine: What an almost sweet thing to say.

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Ezra: now hold on there, "Fulcrum", if that even is your real name

Kallus: it's not, and I never said it was

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suck-a-egg · 2 years

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Cody: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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swimperialimaginestake2 · 2 years

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Lyste vs The Ex-Girlfriend.... (Mission Failed)

Task force soldier 1: Awh, look at the little one. He's got a wittle rank plaque.

Lyste: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-

Task force soldier 2: Want a kissy little guy?

Lyste: *nervous* A kind offer...but, I'm married.

Y/N: Hey. How about sending a little message from me, back to your limp...dick...commander?

(Soldiers jump at Lyste while laughing)

Lyste: *screaming* Don't touch that!

Aresko: *races forward and presses his face and hands on the glass* Lyste! Don't let her access any of your holes!

(Lyste runs back into the hall, with his back to the door, panting and walks by visibly battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face)

Lyste: *stammering and shaking* I... I gotta go lie down...now. *Faints and falls on the floor*

Aresko: Oh, this won't STAND!

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magicandmundane · 20 days

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*after Mon Mothma’s briefing*

Wedge: Hey, Luke! So where’ve you been?

Luke: Yeah, so I went back to Tatooine to break Han’s ass out of Jabba’s Palace. I had to fight a rancor first, though. Luckily, I killed it before—

Omega, on the other side of the room: YOU KILLED MOOCHI?!

#she would NOT be happy that this kid she taught the tech turn killed her favorite rancor #rebel pilot omega my beloved #she knows everyone now lol #i love the headcanons that she and hera are his pilot aunties #star wars #return of the jedi #the bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #wedge antilles #luke skywalker #tbb omega #star wars incorrect quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb finale

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brightsunsmeanshello · 10 days

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If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

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incorrectclonewars · 1 month

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Ahsoka: I am in charge of this disaster!

Maul: I have a name, you know.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #incorrect star wars rebels #ahsoka tano #darth maul #maulsoka

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mayawakening · 2 months

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On yet another ice planet:

Hera: Alright everyone, we got the stuff, let's get out of here.

Sabine: Um, Zeb, why do you have a vaguely Kallus shaped lump on you?

Zeb: Oh, you know how he is.

----earlier----

Kallus: *walks out of Ghost, looks at snow*

Kallus: No.

Kallus: *walks up to Zeb, unzips his jumpsuit*

Kallus: *steps into suit with Zeb*

Kallus: *zips suit back up*

#kalluzeb #alexsandr kallus #star wars rebels #star wars #kallus #star wars kallus #rebel kallus #garazeb orrelios #kallus x zeb #kallus my beloved #Cold Kallus #sabine wren #hera syndulla #incorrect star wars rebels #sw rebels #swr

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kazoosandfannypacks · 7 months

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Sabine: *mutters something in Mando'a*

Ezra: You're beautiful AND you speak multiple languages! Those are two of the three qualities I need in a woman.

Sabine: *rolls her eyes*

Ezra: Wanna know the third?

Sabine: Breathing?

Ezra:

Sabine:

Ezra: Wanna know the fourth?

#star wars rebels #sabezra #sabezra incorrect quotes #sabine wren #ezra bridger #incorrect star wars rebels #source: pair of kings

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starwarstweets · 6 months

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Sabine: hey Kanan, what's wrong?

Kanan: Hera yelled at me earlier

Kanan: apparently I'm "impulsive" and "irresponsible" and "Kanan"

Kanan: that last one was just my name but you should've heard the way she said it

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aaeeart · 2 months

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(commission info)

he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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clonegirlie · 1 year

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Hera: Honey, just so you know I invited Omega and she requested a plus 5

Kanan: Plus 5? That’s a little too much

Hera: I know but she insisted, and the more the merrier

Kanan: Well, if it makes you happy

-At the wedding-

Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Echo: *staring at Kanan*

Kanan: *staring them back*

All together: *pointing at each other* WAIT A MINUTE

#star wars #incorrect star wars #the bad batch #rebels #omega tbb #rebels kanan #hunter tbb #headcanons #tbb crosshair #kanan jarrus #wrecker tbb #hera syndulla #echo tbb #tbb tech #star wars rebels #sw rebels #sw tbb

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