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#Man vs Bear
hausmakes · 1 month
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dramatic-dolphin · 1 month
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i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.
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animentality · 1 month
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jukeboxgirl · 2 months
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The question to women that’s gone viral:
Would you rather be in the woods alone w a man or a bear?
Majority of women said bear.
Why? Because even if it did maul us, the following would happen-
1. We wouldn’t be blamed for the attack
2. We would be believed
3. People would hunt down that bear without giving it a second thought
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isaacsapphire · 1 month
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Haven't seen anyone else addressing how the "feminist" preference for being eaten by a bear over meeting a man alone in the woods is in large part about purity culture and terror of rape.
Like, this whole thing is an obvious reference to older tales where the virtuous maiden flees the wicked men and gets eaten by a bear or fell off a cliff, but at least she died a virgin!
I miss where there was at least a feminist contingent that thought that being raped wasn't a fate worse than death.
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liberalsarecool · 1 month
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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geezerwench · 1 month
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loser-tomboy · 1 month
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The same men getting testerical about women choosing the bear are the same men who would blame the woman for choosing the man if he attacked her. "What did she expect, talking to a strange man in the woods?"
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dataentryspecialist · 1 month
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vouam · 1 month
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The ‘would you rather be alone with a man or a bear?’ question is obviously a very straight forward decision for women.
I almost like to think of it this way: why are most horror film villains a human being, or a monster that behaves and thinks like a human being? Because it’s unpredictable, it has the mental capacity for sadistic thinking.
A horror movie about a bear, or a lion just circling your house in the woods because it’s hungry or defensive is not very thrilling.
Most of these horror movies are directed by men, popularised by men too. They obviously understand why humans (men) are more scary, but because it’s now a feminist debate rather than a fetishised torture-porn slasher film, their brains turn to mush.
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tra-archive · 1 month
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Twitter has exploded with this whole “would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear” debate, and it shows that once again males cannot grasp women’s reasoning for choosing the bear.
Almost every woman I’ve seen online and talked to in person has picked the bear. Of course, males are using this as an opportunity to call out women for being dumb and not knowing how dangerous bears are. And of course, they’re wrong. So let me clarify something.
We are aware that bears are dangerous. We know bears can attack. We know they’re wild animals. We know not to fuck with bears, especially a mother and her cubs. We’ve heard all the graphic details about what happens in a bear attack. Bears are dangerous.
However, a bear operates on instinct. Bears don’t want to attack you, they’d rather be left alone. Bears will attack you if you’re perceived as a threat to them, their food, their space, or their cubs. Their behavior is, for the most part, predictable, and we have lots of knowledge on how to stay safe while in an area with bears. I’ve been hiking in bear country before, I’ve even seen bears by my house, and I followed all the tips that I was supposed to do. We left each other alone and I have never been hurt or even noticed by a bear.
So why are women choosing bears over men?
A bear won’t attack and kill you if you say you don’t want to go on a date with it.
A bear won’t rape you.
A bear won’t lie and manipulate you to get what it wants. A bear doesn’t hide the fact that it’s a predator that can be violent.
A bear won’t call you a bitch, cunt, whore, slut, feminazi, or any other degrading term.
A bear won’t try to justify sexual assault based on what you’re wearing.
Did a group of bears team up and torture a schoolgirl for 40 days until she died a horrible death? No, that was men.
Did a bear shoot innocent college girls because he was a violent misogynist? No, that was also a man.
Didn’t bears create an entire violent ideology that states they’re entitled to sex and that women should be forced to sleep with them? Oh wait, that’s incels.
Do bears make up almost 99% of sexual assault perpetrators? Nope, men again.
We know that all bears are dangerous. But we have no way of knowing which men are. Sure, it’s “NoT aLl MeN,” but it’s a significant enough number of them that we are wary of all. And instead of considering why women are choosing a wild animal over them and thinking “yeah, their reasoning makes sense,” many men have doubled down and said that they hope we get mauled by bears, further proving our point.
I CHOOSE THE BEAR.
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animentality · 1 month
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my-quirk-is-fred · 24 days
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Twilight’s Yap session on Man vs Bear
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starwarsfangirl · 1 month
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tfw someone’s meme needed an update✨🧸
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erisnsn · 1 month
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