#Obi-Wan is baby

[aliceinwonderpants]

Palpatine: We need you to join the war as general

Jedi Council: Can't

Palpatine:... You, can't.... Why?

Jedi Council: Stress is bad for the baby.

Palpatine, very confused: What baby?

Mace: Points at Obi-Wan snoring in his council member seat. We finally got him to sleep for the first time in 3 years, we are not waking him up. He'll be cranky.

#mace windu #jedi council #obi wan fluff #obi wan kenobi #Obi-Wan is baby #palpatine #how it should have gone

[milkcioccolato]

Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

#he’s just a small baby boy #the smallest #until the wonder-twins come to save the day! #star wars #milks artsies #darth maul #maul #jedi maul #jedi obimaul au #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #obimaul #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #clone wars #princess leia #leia organa #luke skywalker

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!! #they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:) #if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/ #anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

[bon-sides-sw]

Obi-Wan wants to introduce Anakin to someone, sadly Anakin doesn't know many manners.

#star wars #bons art #my art #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #kid anakin #cal kestis #cal kestis is obi wan's son and i'll die on that hill #jedi survivor #jedi fallen order #jedi order #jedi #padawan anakin #Im 100% sure that anakin would terrorize Cal and be really jealous of a lactating baby

[nhyhu]

Here's the three pieces I made for @codywanreversebang!

Go check out the fic here by @embeanwrites, @insertmeaningfulusername, and @wixiany. The entire fic is out now :D.

It's been really fun working on this story with everyone!

the sketchs/right before rendering

#codywanreversebang2023 #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #(he's the baby) #codywan fanart #star wars #starwars fanart #obi wan fanart #commander cody fanart #my art #my computer broke mid way through this so the main piece the green one is in a much lower resolution than the others :( #my computers fine now tho :)

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Fanfiction isn’t enough I need my favorite much older and traumatized fictional man to literally break my pelvis

#tag your beloved middled aged baby girl ❤️ #obi wan kenobi #joel miller #din djarin #boba fett #cassian andor #don’t @ me I love older men it’s my life and I’ll do what I want 😌 #arthur morgan

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: *had to bring kiddo Kenobi to a meeting*

Obi-Wan: *squished into a chair next to Yoda and taking a light nap*

Yoda: :)

Qui-Gon: *fighting with the council over his latest mission*

Mace: You see these premature wrinkles on my forehead? That’s all cause if you and your bullshit, Jinn!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up and blinks sleepily at him* They don’t look very premature to me. *falls back asleep*

Mace: >:(

Qui-Gon: …*collects his sleeping Padawan off the Grandmaster and beats a retreat* nvm we can talk about this later I should put him to bed-

Yoda: :( took my seat warmer, he did.

Mace: Ugh, I hate both of you.

Yoda: My grandbaby, stolen.

Mace: I’ll get you a new one. That one’s trouble.

Yoda: Like that one, I do :(

Mace: I know.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #qui gon jinn #padawan kenobi #Yoda #mace windu #baby wan

[darthmalewife]

Cody is the type of guy to adopt an old, scraggly looking cat. He isn't going to, but then he hears someone in his building is moving, and they can't keep their cat, so either someone takes it or they get rid of it. And Cody reluctantly gets pressured into taking it.

And at first they're roommates, sometimes he talks to it like it's a person. "Ripley, where is my phone? C'mon old girl, you saw me with it."

But then the cat gets used to him, and suddenly, he sits at night watching TV with this cat sitting on the arm of the chair next to him. "You see that? Unrealistic. You'd have to stick the knife deeper for it to bleed that much." "Meow."

But then, one random night, he's had a bad day. He's frustrated and annoyed at everyone and everything. He's sitting with his feet up on the table in front of him, and he's scowling. Then these little paws start stepping across his abdomen, and he stares down at the cat in bewilderment as it curls up on his abdomen and falls asleep. He gives her a little scratch behind the ear, and she purrs rather loudly.

After that, it becomes a nightly tradition.

Eventually, she gets out of his apartment and finds her way to a kind stranger and befriends him. When this kind stranger brings her back, Cody and this kind, friendly, and rather handsome stranger start getting along. A couple of months later, Obi-Wan wakes up in Cody's bed to see Ripley, the little old lady, sitting on his chest staring him down.

#this is inspired by my little old lady that we lost on thursday #she was my little old baby and i loved her more than anything #star wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #codywan #cody and ripley <3

[catladychronicles]

Glowing & glistening angel

#Obi #wishing you a happy hurricane 🌀 Sunday! #Obi wan #those eyes #meowdel #mostlycatsmostly #Obi wan kenobi #baby #Norwegian forest cats #mine #ethereal #majestic #lion cat #familiar #ann saw the camera and ran

[ooowyn]

this was a prompt on discord and i was like yep. i'm drawing it.

#obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #leia organa #luke skywalker #nanny au #i'm stealing this and putting in the nanny au yep #ooowyn art #starwars #star wars #baby luke is shockingly hard to draw #also i was looking up 'child luke skywalker' and kept getting anakin as a baby #like no that's not the right skywalker #also i'm laughing i c l e a r l y have a fav between the ship to draw #(it's obiwan)

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*​Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!! #obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

[milkcioccolato]

The last of the sketches!

#Mara jade #luke skywalker #Grogu #baby yoda #Obimaul #baby-wan #baby maul #Jedi maul #obi-wan kenobi #obiwan #obi wan #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #darth Vader #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #loth cat #din djarin #dinluke

[notsomeloncholy]

Oooh two little someones got into the fountains...

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #illustrators on tumblr #fanart #star wars #star wars prequels #star wars au #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #baby jedi au #asking once again #what if they were LIDDOL #melonography

[bon-sides-sw]

Uni Au I was talking about with @babygirlbridger

Single mother literature professor gets flirted by his TA

#star wars #bons art #my art #obi wan kenobi #obikin #obiani #anakin skywalker #obiwan #cal kestis #bode akuna #spyscrapper #bodecal #calbode #cal kestis is obi wan's son and i'll die on that hill #baby cal #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #omegaverse #obiwan got pregnant at 17 and quigon kicked him out of the house #grandpa dooku took him in and supported him in everything #jango is cal's father #uni au

[jedi-enthusiast]

Vague Obi-Wan lore from Bloodshed, Crimson Clover shitpost:

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Obi-Wan, eyes glowing, in an empty room: *talking in some ancient language no one can understand*

Some Random Jedi: ...is that not...concerning?

Qui-Gon: Last night I caught him floating on the ceiling and chanting ritualistically. When I asked what he was doing he told me that Master Katri was teaching him an old Je'daii mantra...so I consider this an improvement.

Some Random Jedi: ...isn't she dead?

Qui-Gon: Yes, which is why I will not be asking again.

BONUS:

Dooku, who literally just wants to eat and go to bed: *walks into his Temple quarters*

Obi-Wan:

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Dooku, backing out the door: Nope...nope...not tonight...I'll room with Qui-Gon...just...hell no...

The real reason he was so ready to stab Obi-Wan in AotC

#the concept of baby Obi-Wan being the anti-christ as a child is hilarious to me #literally the only one who isn't off put by this is Yoda #everyone else is like “I love this boy but I'm now afraid of walking into dark rooms alone” #Mace: “I swear Qui-Gon had something to do with this” #Mace: “Obi-Wan was not an eldritch horror when I found him” #Qui-Gon: “I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME” #Qui-Gon: “HES JUST LIKE THAT” #ao3 fanfic #codywan fanfic #codywan #fanfic #star wars #the clone wars #pro jedi #sw prequels #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #qui gon jinn #yoda #count dooku #jedi enthusiast's fanfics

[mandofury]

Me right now, I love her so much. This also includes Baby Luke too btw

#obi wan kenobi series #obi wan kenobi disney+ #obi wan series #obi wan spoilers #baby leia #baby luke #leia organa #luke skywalker #memes #star wars memes #star wars #star wars characters #obi wan kenobi 2022 #obi wan kenobi #ben kenobi