#PLEASE add more

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

#please add more #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars clone wars #star wars rebels #incorrect rebels quotes #Obi wan #star wars anakin #ahsoka tano #plo koon #Yoda #quinlan vos #kanan jarrus #ezra bridger #luke skywalker #leia organa #star wars #sw tcw #star wars tcw #star wars headcanons #the clone wars

[formulafangirl]

I keep imagining red bull having an unofficial set of rules for dealing with Lestappen

Max needs to talk about Charles for at least 3 hours a day for his mental wellbeing

For everyone else’s mental wellbeing there is a rota

Max doesn’t know about the rota, he just tends not to notice if the person he’s talking at is replaced

(The record is 4 different people during one maxplaining session)

If you ever need to distract Max just mention Charles and he’ll forget about whatever he was originally saying

This does not need to be subtle.

You are not allowed to mention Charles Leclerc in any meetings or they will last at least 30 minutes longer than scheduled

You are not allowed to mention karting in front of Max or he will start talking about Charles

Similarly for Ferrari, red, Monaco, ice cream, or anything that might remind him of Charles

If Max is angry or grumpy, the only way to fix this is by listening to him talk about Charles

If you ever see Max talking to Checo about Charles you have to interrupt (Checo has to deal with both of them every race weekend)

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #red bull racing #please add more

[lovelesslittleloser]

Tbh this has been on my mind for MONTHS

Human codes… but they’re not actually codes??

A small group of humans is discovered by some curious aliens. Both sides can assume that the other is sentient. The aliens are trying to translate the humans’ language to their own, and the humans are trying to learn the aliens’ language. But since humans are tricky, they’ve decided that they don’t want the aliens to know their language, so they can have secret conversations.

So they go a little crazy. With written words, they randomly use lowercase and capital letters, even using numbers and symbols, and use a lot of slang, occasionally using words incorrectly on purpose. They’ll jumble the words a bit so that only human brains can guess their meaning (that thing where if you use all the letters and put the proper letters at the beginning and end it’ll be comprehensible), and even use additional or unofficial languages (commonly known words like ‘hola’, ‘si’, ‘oui’, etc, and piglatin, in which you typically take the first letter or syllable of a word, place it at the end, and add ‘ay’ to the end).

As for spoken words, they will do a bit of the above, mashing languages and slang, perhaps mispronouncing a few things, and quoting memes, vines, movies, and even singing parts of songs to throw off the aliens. Perhaps they will say something with a somber meaning in a joyful way to throw off the meaning, or even just naturally (‘I wanna die!’ ‘Mood’), or vice versa.

Additionally, there would have to be a TON of body language. Maybe even sign language, should they know any. Gestures and expressions, eyebrow wiggles and poorly-hidden grins. Ah, the beauties of communication.

#I’m sure there’s more #please add more #aliens #humans #humans are space orcs #haso #humans are space fae #humans are space raccoons #humans are space orcs prompts #humans are weird #humans are insane #humans are terrifying #language #communication #lingustics #? I hope this counts as linguistics?? #I’ve had this in my head for an unwritten fic I’ve abandoned before its birth #just humans being clever little pricks #aliens: hello humans! we wish to communicate! please speak as you naturally would! #human: ouldshay eway unray? #other human: *offended look* Bethany. I made BISCUITS *subtle gesturing to alien food* #another human: if I stay there will be trouble~ and if I go there will be double~ so I gotta gotta know~ should I stay or should I go #alien: are we sure these are all the same species? because I’m fairly sure they’re all speaking different languages

[icedteainthatbag]

bizarre but somehow relatable out-of-context photos of fox mulder

#what a weirdo #fox mulder #the x files #classic wacko mulder #please add more

[sadiewayne]

a batfam headcanon that has no basis in canon but i would rather drink gotham harbour water before i stop believing is that all of dicks siblings fight over who gets to dog-sit haley every time dick goes out of town on a titans mission. the catch is they don't want him knowing that they just really want to spend time with him

jason claims he needs to get away from bruce's eyes but really he likes the chill time he can spend reading. haley curls up on his stomach when he's lying on the sofa and he feels very at peace. when dick comes back he cooks a big dinner and they just sit together and watch movies, jason often talling dick all about his latest book

tim wants to take bernard away for a weekend and have some fun, and that blüdhaven is close enough that he can run back and do robin duties. they have fun piecing together who owns what in the city and they end up assisting dick with some of his cases

bruce takes damian who takes titus and they have a doggy playdate. bruce sees it as an opportunity to spend time with his son and damian would never admit it, but he enjoys the down time with his father. they normally stay a day or two after dick gets back and the three of them do normal family things

cass goes with steph and, along with babs, they have a girls trip, which normally includes them taking down multiple organised crime families, a night of cluedo where they all get incredibly competitive, and giving haley a proper bath for once. dick joins in with the games but that doesn't last long before they're watching whatever trashy dating show is currently on and shouting at the screen whenever a bad decision is made

duke doesn't go for it. not because he doesn't want to, but he's the one who walks haley on the days dick is passed out from his night shift. this came about bc he just asked dick if he wanted help with her. dick often joins him if he is awake

#please add more #i know it isn't canon #i also don't care #batfam #incorrect batfam #batfam headcanons #batfam hc #haley grayson #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #bitewing

[slaymynamebitch]

Ally’s shoulders have been carrying this season

#please add more #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #emily axford #fantasy high #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #fantasy high junior year #zac oyama #brian murphy #lou wilson #kristen applebees #d20 fhjy #d20

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

In the Danny Phantom Universe, the DCU is an MMORPG referred to as the DCGU and Miraculous Ladybug is a drama series for kids.

In the DCU, Miraculous Ladybug and Danny Phantom are beloved animated TV series.

In the MLBU, The DCU are comics, Danny Phantom is a console game, etc...

Basically what I'm trying to say is that all of these universes exist in the same universal bubble but can/do not directly interact with each other. But they are aware of each other on some level thus the games and TV shows.

But imagine if someone (or everyone) did something a bit ( really fucking) stupid and all of these universes combine into one.

I'm imaging that things would get chaotic very quickly.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #dc x mlb #ml x dc #mlb x batman #mlb x dc #dp x mlb #mlb x dc x dp #i only added these cause they're the ones I interact with the most #but i wanna see other crossovesr yk #please add more #please add other crossovers i begth you #i want to see what yall went and saw and go #yeah these would look really cool together and #*smush* #lol again #they didn't know everyone else existed but were aware on some level if that makes sense #half baked prompts

[annabelle--cane]

podcast characters who canonically enjoy spreadsheets

elias bouchard

rudyard funn

#please add more #tma #wooden overcoats #marina marvels at life

[tekra-brings-the-rain]

I’ve been looking at the BITE model of control and noticed some similarities to adultism/patriarchal power structures.

I’m not saying that schools/nuclear families/etc are necessarily cults, but rather that cult-like methods are used in enforcing adultist power structures.

Although many items in this list could apply depending on the circumstances, I highlighted in green the ones that seemed most relevant.

#please add more #childism #adultism #bite model of control #Cult like thinking #cw cults #cults #social issues #leftism #child rights #youth lib #youth rights

[karalynlovescake]

Best Dreamling Tropes

the other lists I saw for this on discord were just fic tropes that got used in dreamling fics. This list is ones that are SPECIFIC to dreamling and that most of us made up out of whole cloth and agreed upon.

1.) Fishbowl rescue - very important (The tag Hob Gadling Saves Dream of the Endless from Roderick Burgess has its own tag, as it should.)

2.) Let’s rewrite Season 1! (always a classic)

3.) In fact, let’s rewrite the whole fucking arc, solving problems as we go.

4.) Dream sex, either accidental or on purpose. (Who needs prep for dream sex? No one, that's who.)

5.) Hob owns the New Inn and lives in a flat above it

6.) New Inn as a temple to Dream (personal fav)

7.) Dream can just dissolve everyone’s clothes into sand when it’s time for that E rating.

8.) Hob has pets and Dream can talk to them.

9.) Gender is fake, ie The fandom said it’s my turn to have a vulva

10.) Meowrpheus

11.) Desire, stop Interfering in our relationship. (”Stop doing what? I was minding my own business, asshole.”)

12.) Hope of the Endless - he's all ours baby, Neil hands off!

13.) Make Dream Watch Movies (frontrunners are Mary Poppins, Princess Bride and Goncharov.)

14.) Dream’s been making romantic interludes in Hob’s dreams but unfortunately Hob doesn’t remember his dreams. (Morpheus may or may not be aware of this.)

15.) When Dream gets laid it’s EVERYONE’S problem (based in canon, to be fair, but we like this one a lot.)

16.) NGCU (Neil Gaiman Cinematic Universe, ie, Aziraphale and Crowley show up)

17.) Hob coped with the last part of the 20th century by fucking a lot of goth twinks

18.) When dream stormed out of the White Horse in 1989 he left behind his hat, gloves and cloak. Hob took them home and may or may not have used them in his, ahem, personal activities.

19.) When they fight, Hob either refuses to sleep or Morpheus refuses to let him dream. (Or sends him nightmares, but I think that one is less common.)

20.) Flower language and symbolism

21.) “You know I can see daydreams as well, my friend.”

22.) "I hate it when you get big." (Lying)

#tumblr's sandman #dreamling #fanfic tropes #dreamling fanfic #please add more

[shaniacsboogara]

new boop ideas:

mini boop - just a really small boop

double boop - TWO BOOPS AT ONCE

fire boop - IT'S A BOOP BUT ON FIRE

rocket boop - BOOP THAT FLIES AROUND THE SCREEN LIKE A ROCKET

lightning boop - IT'S FAST AND ALSO HAS LITTLE SHOCKS

ghost boop - GHOST BOOP

#please add more #boop

[poison-into-positivity]

I want s3 for many reasons, one of them being that I want to see more little interactions between members of the crew who don’t really interact onscreen.

Wee John knitting Olu a new beanie. Roach making citrusy desserts for the Swede to stave off the scurvy. Pete whittling a little wooden goat for Fang. Frenchie teaching Archie how to sew. There’s so many possibilities here

#please add more #ofmd #our flag means death

[brightnote]

Maria Hill & Nick Fury’s text messages post blip up to the start of Secret Invasion

Maria Hill: Emergency could use you 

Read

Maria Hill: Uhm London is under attack? People are saying we are in London? Do you know anything about this?

Read

Maria Hill: ugh the Falcon and Winter Solider just randomly released a Nazi from prison so that’s happening I guess.

Read

Maria Hill:  also uhm Wanda Maximoff trapped a whole town in an energy force and made herself and the town live in never ending cycle of a broadcast television series.... it is kind of becoming a thing... 

Read

Maria Hill: Rip in the time space continuum.. ? Are you getting that up there? Seems like a big deal…

Read

Maria Hill: So.. the multiverse is spilling into our universe are you worried about this or…? 

Read

Maria Hill: Talos says sup from Moscow

Read

Fury: Come pick me up

#and then she died #maria hill #nick fury #talos #secret invasion #marvel #mcu #marvel fanfiction #maria's wasted gay haircut #she was so gay in this #nick is a bad friend NGL #skrulls #one of nick fury's adopted lesbians #can't even text a girl back while she covers for your ass #did i miss anything from here? #please add more

[thatsnotmygunflash]

I need a spinoff series of the Legends called Jumpship Logs where it's just anyone and everyone who has ever taken the jumpship for a joyride and what shenanigans they got into. It's the log for all seven seasons. The last episode of season six is just endless clips of the last six years of Mick out on beer runs.

#the amount of ideas i have for this already? #Astonishing. #please add more #theres been so many people on that ship #we are talking endless shenanigans here guys #dc legends of tomorrow #dc

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Dp x MCU prompt:

Just had a random Danny Phantom X MCU thought, not sure if anyone has done it yet.

Pariah Dark is the Ghost of Thanos, the Mad Titan.

In his dimension, he does the second snap and wipes everything away. Unfortunately for him, the stress on his body kills him this time. Thanos wakes up in the Infinite Realms and sees a whole new reality to conquer, but the strongest of beings there all band together to take him on.

They are about to End him permanently when Clockwork/a powerful seer/a time traveller stops them. They can see all of time, and know that the only futures in which reality isn't wiped out completely has Thanos entombed in a sarcophagus, where he will slumber until a champion comes forth to defeat him and bring peace and harmony between the Living and the Other of the multiverse.

Thanos is stripped of his identity as penance to those lost in his rage. He is labelled a Pariah, and all those who aid him are to be cast aside as such. Thus, his new title is bestowed: Pariah Dark, Herald of the Dark Days of the Infinite Realms. The watching of the timeline is left to the ghosts of the Watchers, those who reside over each reality, who become Observants upon death. They manage to chain and enslave Time itself, bending it to their bidding until the time of The Champion, where it is to mentor the child ghost so that he may Rise and best Pariah Dark in one on one combat.

Unfortunately, as the saying goes, 'power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.' The Observants grow used to their power and don't want to give it up. They know that Phantom is the prophesied Champion, and with him comes the end of their reign.

Could throw in some random MCU characters here somewhere. Maybe some villains brought across to stop Danny? Or heroes sent by Clockwork to aid him. I don't know, I haven't thought any further than this.

#dp #Danny phantom #writing prompt #danny phantom prompt #mcu #thanos #dp x mcu #mcu x dp #this is my 2am ramblings based off a dream i just had #i don't even know if this makes sense #please add more #prompt

[cerulapis]

Hi! June is coming near, so I thought of an artistic way of celebrating it: some visual artists would create characters representing some sexualities/gender identities with colour schemes corresponding with their flags that writers could write short stories about. Would someone be interested in joining?

#june #character design #pride #lesbian #gay #bisexual #pansexual #agender #transgender #please add more #writer #artist #artist challenge #writing #writing challenge #asexual