#PROTECT HIM PLZ

[therogerclarkfanclub]

LMAO NO FVCKING' WAY!! 😂😂😂

THAT'S IT. ROB WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET 😂

"WHAT'S UP EVERYBOOODYY!! WOOOO!!"

LMAO 😂🤣😭

#Rob Wiethoff #John Marston #rdr2 #Dan Allen Gaming #Pterodactyls #LMAO #THIS MAN IS PURE GOLD #PROTECT HIM PLZ #GET HIM SECRET SERVICE COVERAGE 24/7 #YouTube #Livestreams

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

#hsr #honkai star rail #dr. ratio #dr ratio honkai star rail #veritas ratio #hsr aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #i wanna throw topaz in too but she's barely in 1 line #OK BUT SERIOUSLY #I'M GOING INSANE #EVER SINCE HIS TECHNIQUE WAS SHOWN MONTHS AGO #EVERYTIME I USE IT I GO SLIGHTLY MORE INSANE #PLZ #SOMEONE #GIVE ME AN ANSWER #(cite source plz) #Ratio makes me so mad sometimes #aventurine makes me wanna protect him #i wanna fist fight ratio #i'd lose 100% #no shot #wouldn't even last 10 seconds #verbal or phsyical #i'm going down #BUT SQUARE UP #GIVE ME ANSWERS

[000marie198]

Shadow halfheartedly grumbling under his breath as he carefully crouches on a branch with one hand sticked inside a thicket of leaves and branches and manages to finally cradle the tiny ball of blue quills & pull baby Sonic out of the thicket who uncurls and holds out his mittened paws towards Shadow's face with excited babbles and Shadow huffs, holding back an amused smile before carefully holding the child close and jumping down the tree to take the gremlin back to his fox brothers

#i can't get the adorable child out of my head HELP #plz i love him so much! 😭 #and protective Shadow my beloved #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic prime #prime sonic #sonic prime sonic #prime shadow #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #prime bros #baby sonic #sonic prime shadow #don't ask me how Sonic got up there. i don't know either

[trenchcoatimpala]

Okay haha face reveal 🙃 (I’m holding the sign) because I couldn’t let this op go unposted here. So, seriously, if you see me around tomorrow. Say. Hi. @jcampky is the one squishing Jensen protectively 🥰 please don’t repost just reblog it’s not that hard

#creationnc #Charlotte con #creation Charlotte #spn #Jensen Ackles #supernatural #the handlers laughed at the sign that’s how we knew it was good #also why am I glaring like that plz 🫠 #look I’m very serious about feeding him soup and kissing his forehead #and protecting him #and if any of y’all come for his mustache choices I’ll fight you

[anjanahalo]

Wayne Vs Fenton 3

start of the madness

pls note I'm putting these numbers in as "what I have written." They're not gonna necessarily be in order. I hope to make a full fic to put on AO3. In the interim, here's stuff I wrote in general as it strikes me in the moment. This bit is from Tim's perspective after Damian and Danny Are Friends become a known quantity in the Wayne household. ~*~

Damian making friends didn’t make sense. Everyone else felt complacent in simply accepting it. Tim wasn’t. Considering his upbringing, autonomous socializing wasn’t part of Damian’s personality. Nor was how calm and patient the former assassin child became with all of his siblings, Tim included. Damian himself insisted he and this “Danny” were friends. Hell, Damian even called the kid by a nickname. Not his last name, not “Daniel.” His actual, preferred nickname. Tim was suspicious and instantly began investigating. Daniel “Danny” Fenton, age 15, moved to Gotham two months ago from Amity Park, Illinois with his godfather and temporary guardian, Vlad Masters, former mayor of Amity Park, head of Vladco Industries, and heir to Wisconsin’s Self Proclaimed Dairy King’s fortune. Child of Jack and Madeline Fenton, doctors of something called ectobiology, former college classmates of Vlad Masters, and founders of FentonWorks, a cottage research facility that developed antighost (Ghosts? Really?) weaponry and equipment. Brother of Jasmine Fenton, currently a student of Yale in their psychology undergraduate program, and already a shoe-in for the Dean’s list. Honestly, of all the people related to him, Danny ended up being the least interesting. Middling grades that dropped in high school along with attendance. That was probably what led to his coming to Gotham. A set of brilliant - if evidentially weird - parents and a rich and involved godfather doing what they could to help their faltering son to succeed by sending him to one of the top schools on the east coast. There was evidence that Amity Park itself had some apparently minor meta vigilante protecting it, but searches for “Phantom” turned up nothing in the Justice League’s database, suggesting whomever this was might be an actual ghost like Deadman and, thus, restricted to access by those with JLD clearance. Tim put aside that issue for later. He could just ask B for privileges later. Besides, the only information he found on this vigilante was on a few amateur fansites and local papers. No major news sites or government listings. It couldn’t be anything major. His focus remained on Daniel Fenton. Except, even when looking into the kid’s socials, there wasn’t anything interesting. He had a couple friends back in Amity, the most interesting of the two was Samantha Mason of the Mason family, though Tim already knew of her from various socialite dinners she looked ready to burn to the ground, pink and lacey dress or not. Her social media was full of activism, conservation movements, and calls for both veganism and something called ultra recycle vegetarianism. Tucker came from an average family of upper middle class parents, nothing odd there, though his social media showed his love of technology and ancient Egypt. Nothing strange there. Danny’s social media, besides his friends, included links to Nasa, occasional rambles about high school life, and, for some reason, a dog photoshopped to look green. From the replies of his few followers, it was an inside joke since they all cooed over the dog and didn’t comment on the green. Again, nothing strange. Even the one time he managed to hack into Damian’s phone to see his messages yielded nothing. He and Danny would meet for what Danny called “playdates.” For some reason, Damian played along with a name Tim knew he’d scoff as childish and beneath him. Even that would be innocuous. One or the other would suggest meeting at various parks, arcades, even the observatory, negotiating dates and times, and that was it.

Danny was a normal kid. Damian was a born and bred assassin. Why in the actual fuck were these two friends? Nothing made sense. Everyone else was happy to ignore it because of the peace the irrationality before them instilled. Tim wouldn’t become complacent. Whatever Danny was hiding, he’d find it.

#danny phantom #here i go writing again #wayne vs fenton #dpxdc #Yup #Tim is missing shit #plz allow it for now for both plot reasons and because this is #so far #just a seed for the full story #also he's tunnel focused on Danny. Some Ghost Powered Meta isn't in his radar at the moment #especially one that's probably actually just a ghost protecting a small midwestern town and of such small significance #it's not even a major file in the JL database #OBVIOUSLY the JL must know about him. Thinking otherwise is silly #He'll just ask bruce to fill him in #Shoutout to One Look because I was like “What's a word for 'Self Initializing'?” #AUTONOMOUS

[musicalchaos07]

Ngl it's bonkers to me that Nancy lists all of Jonathan's best qualities in 4x01 and some people still think that man is the devil

#HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE #or at the very least he never sold- *gunshots* #also im not going to get into that she's listening the reasons she loves him and then ppl are like why is she still with him #like plz pay attention #ANYWAYS #we stan our caring compassionate protective morally just king #“he isnt like you” aka my man my man my man #miss girl was LOOKING for an excuse to talk about him #stranger things #jonathan byers

[doggoboigaugau]

141's little menace

Ghost is so cat-coded...😼😼😼

#simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod #call of duty #call of duty fanart #simon riley fanart #ghost fanart #ghost is my little meow meow #meow meow #i heard him pur last night #it was real plz believe me #protect price and his number 1 dad cup at all cost

[marvelwinchester67]

OPLA Buggy the Clown I salute you. You are the only reason my cousin is even considering watching the OPLA and One Piece anime and while I have no clue if she’ll actually follow through you still did your job🫡 thank you for your service clown

#buggy fanart #buggy the clown #captain buggy #one piece #one piece live action #opla buggy #opla #opla cast #buggy the genius jester #jeff ward #anime #I salute you buggy the clown you absolute genius #live action buggy is going to be the death of me and honestly I’m okay with that #he somehow became hotter?! like…. sir plz I can’t do this #look at him he’s so handsome #I love him so much you have no idea #protect this clown at all costs

[recluseraven]

he's NERVOUS🥺

he is STILL NERVOUS🥺🥺🥺

#this whole show is just him being NERVOUS #he's baby #must protect #the halcyon #billy taylor #my gifs #plz ignore the quality #ewan mitchell

[skotose-me]

finally something hxh related that isnt kite or pitou while i work on a character sheet 🫡

#hxh #kurapika #hxh kurapika #sketches #baby boy #plz protect him

[timdrakeslawyer]

can we talk about how perfect his cutscene was?

I love how it’s obviously an unreliable narrative because we already know the “betrayals” he’s talking about didn’t exactly play out that way literally.

ei let him go because she felt it was too cruel to make him store the gnosis, katsuragi was killed during the whole mishap after warning scara to not reveal his identity (and we know scara destroyed the raiden gokaden as revenge before finding katsuragi & kazuha’s ancestor), and the last kid who died obviously didn’t “literally” break his promise as death isn’t something in his control

yet i think it makes perfect sense why he’d even view them as such as anyone “leaving him” in any form after ei is obviously a “betrayal” in his eyes. more so, it could be that he doesn’t even know how to describe his sadness as anything other because that’s all he knows…i love how the cutscene makes you sympathise and understand how he came to be, but it doesn’t take away from everything he’s done. how he doesn’t understand mortality, and how the gnosis still seems to be viewed as his “purpose” (it’s what he was made for, and he got thrown out because in his eyes he was too fragile to handle it, of course he wants to prove ei and himself wrong and show he can fullfill his ‘purpose’). i love him so much i’m so excited also big props to the eng va because the way his voice broke when he called ei his mother…

#genshin #genshin spoiler #scaramouche #fatui #sumeru #genshin lore #genshin archon quest #genshin scaramouche #genshin 3.1 #he’s my baby #my 400+yr old baby #i need to protect him #he can honestly become a new god like plz let him #i’ll be his no.1 worshipper move haypasia #raiden shogun #genshin ei #genshin baal

[zoeysdamn]

You know what’s criminal? The lack of content of Hob Gadling making immortal jokes 

“Die, Gadling” “Jokes on you–”

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“Over my dead body, mate.”

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“Oh my god you’re bleeding to death!’ Hob laying on the floor in a pool of his own blood: “Death is a social construct”

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“Oh yeah I’m sure my ancestors are spinning in their graves” *manage to blast heavy techno on every graves of his past fake identities during the night* 

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“How was your day?” Hob, having spend the most horrible day in the entire universe: “Well I’m not dead :DD” 

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*Hob’s phone blasting ‘stayin’ alive’ by the Bee Gees as a ringtone*

#plz add dumbness to this adorable dork #Hob Gadling is a national treasure #protect him at all costs #The Sandman #the sandman netflix #hob gadling

[prodigalxprince]

That man had laid hands on Laurent, and Damen was going to kill him.

#hfjdvghakbdbcjd #AHHHHH!!!! #one of the best lines in this book #Damen said MINE MINE MINE YOU DONT GET TO TOUCH HIM #and then he blacked out and killed two men #PROTECTOR DAMIANOS ILY SO MUCH PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIEND PLZ #laurent of vere #damianos of akielos #captive prince #captive prince reread #princes gambit

[grimalkinmessor]

NO BECAUSE YES ALL FOR ONE TAKES CARE OF YOICHI BECAUSE HE SEES HIM AS SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO HIM BUT HE ALSO TAKES CARE OF HIM AS A PRIEST TAKES CARE OF A SHRINE DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU GET IT

#LOSING IT PLZ #PLZ I NEED YOU TO SEE THE DIVINE DEVOTION THIS MAN HAS ALONG WITH THE POSSESSIVENESS #THE GIVING UP OF CLOTHES TO SHIELD THE FEET OF HIS CHOSEN PATRON #HIDING HIM AWAY AS SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO BE PROTECTED AND REVERED #DECORATED IN FINE CLOTHES AND JEWELS EVEN WHEN HE HIMSELF IS IN SQUALOR #DO YOU SEE THE V I S I O N DO YOU SEE IT #afofa #bnha #boku no hero academia #all for one #shigaraki yoichi #first one for all holder #being insane about them again

[master-k0hga]

Sooga: Everybody always asks "WHERE is Sooga", "WHO is Sooga"

Sooga: But they never ask how is Sooga. . . .

Kohga:

Kohga:

Kohga: Worst date of my life

#Sooga #Kohga #... #See #This #This works cuz #My Kohga HC be that he's still a 20 something yr old lil bitch with a short attention span #Too busy texting his ex on his phone while dating a timid old ass man #Sooga is like one of them boomers who could get with the memes and stuff yet still not understand anything #And is a sad man cuz he's had like 3 other divorces that weren't actually toxic marriages #But /sigh #'' My miss my ex wives Kohga. I miss them a lot '' #I just wanted the ''nobody asks how the dog doin' meme outta my head so uh... #Yeah there we go #Will anybody ask how the Sooga doin' now? #Plz #He's going through a lot he needs pep talk dating this weirdo millennial who he's actually in love with #No. No shut up I always pictured Sooga as literally like the old man in their dynamic and I'm still mad Koei like.... #Completely cancelled out my headcanons with the DLC after those years... Salty asf and clearly last minute #Like genuinely I felt barely any emotion when Kohga had no choice but to run off crying when Sooga risked his life #At least like... ACKNOWLEDGE he potentially lost an eye during one of the many times he protected Kohga #......... Hence why my original thought was that they accidentally met in the desert during a Yiga treasure hunt or something #And like a molduga went to go eat Kohga before a travelling pre right hand Sooga comes around and kills it. However losing an eye in the #Process after mis judging a swing at the beast.. Kohga had feelings obviously IMMEDIATELY after but was acting VERY tsundere and sus about #It... Ofc agreeing to let him into the clan and ''polishing his skills'' and stuff... and then bam #...... Anyways.....

[verymuchablog42]

i want to wrap my youngest brother in a forever cocoon of dance parties and hugs and reading the books he likes where he and I can live forever and ever because this child doesn't deserve a single bad thing to ever happen in his life

#for context: #he's little‚ in kindergarten‚ and was recently diagnosed with adhd (although we had already pretty much known) so while his dr is trying to #find the right meds for him he's struggling with the adjustment period and focusing in general #and this beautiful sunshine boy calls me on video chat and asks if i can help him finish his dnd character sheet we started last week #because he's very excited about the dnd campaign and wants to get his sheet finished like my other siblings (both several yrs older) #and so we're working through the sheet and we're talking and im explaining the math and i keep having to try and redirect his attention #because he's sitting in our kitchen and there's a lot happening around him and he's distracted (which i totally get and think is so valid!) #and so i told him #hey‚ if you can't focus right now and we need to circle back to this‚ i can wait. im free tonight and tomorrow night‚ #call me when you're ready to finish and are feeling able to focus again #and he said okay and then in the saddest voice ever he apologized for not being able to pay attention and I just #my heart BROKE for him #because he's so smart! and kind!! and it's okay that he cannot focus on dnd right now‚ he's doing his best!!! #and i told him as much‚ promised i wasn't mad or frustrated or anything and told him i loved him and hoped he had a good night #but i just feel so bad that he internalized him not being able to pay attention as his fault #i just want to protect him forever and ever #idk if anyone has any tips on little kids w adhd‚ plz lmk‚ i want to be a resource and source of support for him 🫶