#THEY MAKE MEEE SOOOOO

[roe-and-memory]

nothing lives more rent free in my head than salqueen.

think of this. lightning wins his first championship. in victory lane, there are cameras and microphones in his face and he’s being asked questions of all sorts; hes only scanning the crowd for one person.

he wants to celebrate this with sally, he NEEDS to celebrate this with sally, and when his eyes finally land on her, squeezing through the crowd to try and get to him, he waits until shes right at the side of his car with his championship shirt in one hand, marker in the other, pretending to be a fan asking for an autograph. he doesnt hesitate, though, he grabs her hand and pulls up, and she gets the hint and scales the car. with absolutely ZERO thought, he dips her and kisses her, and theyre stood in victory lane with confetti falling around them, champagne in his hair, and the love of his life in his arms.

theres a photographer somewhere in the crowd; they catch that scene. the darkness of the sky behind them, the stadium lights being one of the only light sources around, and they catch each piece of confetti in that lens, every person in the crowd, all of the reporters that have backed away to give whoever was photographer the Perfect scene. they capture perhaps one of the most iconic victory pictures to date; the youngest piston cup driver to ever win a cup kissing his girlfriend right after his big win.

its in the RSN magazine, any sports magazine to be frank, and its probably one of their favourite pictures of all time. lightning really wishes he could thank that photographer.

#cars 2006 #cars fandom #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #cars headcanons #memory’s headcanons #cars 3 (2017) #sally carrera #im so insane #i love salqueen #salqueen #THEY MAKE MEEE SOOOOO #have i ever told u guys i love them #because i do #in case u didnt know

[nulltune]

^ person who would lightly tug on sb's clothing if she wants their attention (so if your muse has like a cloak or a scarf or long sleeves or just any piece of clothing that can be tugged-- They Are Not Safe)

#&&. out of #i worded it kinda ominously shfkhw BUT IT'S NOTHING BAD OKOK AND TBH- IT IS SO CUTE TO MEEE AUGH 😭😭💕💓💖❤️ #(<- person who simps for h.akuno so bad it makes me look stupid) #that one chibi art of her tugging a.rcher's cloak lives in my mind rent free frfr 🙏🙏 TOO CUTE #BUT YEAG it's rare for h.akuno to initiate physical contact and when she does it's like this plssss 😭😭😭 #she can be sooooo.. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Awkward

[evansbby]

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE DREAM TELL ME

OKAY SO

I’m gonna say it in the tags cos it’s less embarrassing ajdjsjsjka

#basically chris and his movie crew came to my university #bc he was making a movie and starring in it and he was holding auditions at my university #the audition was only girls #me and my bestie came late bc we thought the auditions started later #but they still let us have a go #and we were the only ones who aced our audition #like for some reason chris and his crew were marking everyone as if it was an exam lmfao #and Chris was a strict marker idk I guess he cared a lot about his movie #cos he gave every other girl low grades #but meeee he gave me full marks!!! #and my friend too but whatever #anywyas we finished our audition and sat next to him while the rest of the auditions happened #except I kept talking to him and he kept talking to meee #to the point where he was ignoring the other auditions and I was secretly loving it #knowing all the other girls hated me 😂😂😭😭 #and I was flirting with him sooo much and he was flirting back #and I knew he liked me more than my friend too like I could FEEL it and it was so real 😂😂😭😭 #and then he said he’d give me a lift home in his car #and I was like bITCH YES?!?! (just me not even my friend) #and I remember leaving the building and all the other girls were sooooo jealous mwahahaha #and then it fucking ENDED FUCK URJCSIJXJSJSJS #but yeah #soo cute and I’m afraid I’m in love with him again #anon

[zhuhongs]

smth about enno chengs voice really is just so good.. scratches a particular itch in my brain. but not every song is an instant fav but the ones that Are... i can loop them for a day honestly

#天已經要光 and 人生很難... legit perfect #esp 天已經要光... sooooo good. makes me want to learn 台語 So badddd but ik its like. not gonna be of ANY USE TO MEEE RNNN

[antifragi1e]

you hate alice . No i dont. yeah . u despise her u complain constantly about how vapid and annoying she is. You hate her. it's pitiful , how u wont stop making fun of her stupid little podcast. Let Her Have The Podcast. i don't know what ur talking about. U hate listen. To her podcast. wait.... what???? and u made a swear on our lives not to tell anyone. Jordan is that true??? i like your podcast alice :) what is ur podcast about ? hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend . (jordan groans) Did you just.... Groan??? no. when i said "hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend" 🙄 oh my god LIKE THAT. LIKE thAT Fuck! YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. NO I DIDNT. First of all, A PODCAST TAKES A LOT OF WORK OK . you have to organize the guests u have to do a google calendar and and and you Build a following IT TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME .AND IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A WHILE OKAY . and then... let me say THAT NOBODYLIKESYOU. OKAY. NOOOOOOOOOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU do you know when ur drunk and u cry to me "Ohhhh im afraid nobody likes me coz im mean and a bitch and i suck!" well you do OKAY you fucking Suckk and i only hang out with u out of pity and the suffocating weight of our shared history And That is all... ANDDDDD youre just sooooo in love with your RAGS to riches narrative like ur the only fucking person in the world who didnt come from money , You know what??? Ur parents. are Upper. Middle. Class. no theyre not. jordan.... they are. They teach. at a university. it's public . Oh... my god OH MY GOD i mean. no wonder sophie od'd... Who could date a fucking Spreadsheet with a superiority complex . its like. you're such a BI- (GUNSHOT) OWW. What the fuck??? what the Fuck jordan??? oh my god ARE U SERIOUS?? Did u just fuckinf shoot me??? No. U FUCKJGN SHOT MEEE . WITH A GUNNNNN!!!!! No i didnt shoot u :( YOU FUCKING MURDERED THEM U FREAK . UR THE MURDERERRRRRRRR I KNEW JT I KNEW IT . YOURESUCH A BITCH UR SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt murder anybody:( YES YOU DID. JORDAN put the gun down IVE NEVER BEEN SHOT BEFOREEEEE IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS

#can't stop thinking about this scene so i'm immortalizing it here ^____^ #bodies bodies bodies #long post

[mirkwoodmunson]

lovie!!! i cannnot stop thinking about clumsy eddie! - we all saw his goofy lil run, there aint no way he doesnt get clumsy in the height and loss of his own feelings

SO- what if eddie and reader get lost in kissing each other in the kitchen or on the way to his room, and eddie knocks them into walls, corners, side; they stumble around; and its all giggly and cute-

wow-

yEAH WOW 🤩🤩

because especially earlier on — after he first gets to experience you, you in his bed — he’s still learning how to handle you, how to handle himself with you, because god help him eddie can’t help but get all excitable and giddy and eager when he has you in his arms making those sounds you make.

when he sneaks up on you in the kitchen, distracted by the bag of popcorn rotating in the microwave, you’re thankful wayne has left for his shift as you shriek over the cacophony of his cackles, fingers tickling into your sides as he pulls you into him and blows raspberries against the back of your neck.

“ED WHAT THE FUCK!!”

“YOOOOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE MEEE!”

lord, he was on one tonight; scary movies always got him worked up.

he rotates and corners you as you squeal, the only thing loud enough to match your combined laughter is the rapid popping coming from the microwave — though you’ve already completely spaced on it, thanks to your feral boyfriend, who is now holding your cheeks in his hands and peppering noisy, sloppy wet kisses all over your face as you half-heartedly shove him away, feigning disgust.

“eeewwww not the kisses! not the wet kisses!” you try bringing a splayed hand between your faces, clamping it over eddie’s mouth, but he just growls and smooches into it, eventually nipping down on the skin between your thumb and index finger.

“wha? y’don’ li’e my kishesh??” he mumbles around your flesh, giving you the puppy eyes that make your heart flutter.

“nooooo not those kisses,” you whine.

he drops your hand like a dog dropping a stick and smirks, ducks his head and brushes his lips over yours, ghost of a breath fanning across them and making you shudder as you grin.

“like this?” eddie asks.

“mmmm… getting there,” you offer, sarcasm lacing your words but you can’t help the blush taking over your cheeks, giggling softly.

nudging his nose along yours he snorts and then quickly pecks your lips.

“how ‘bout that?”

“sooooo close.”

eddie rests palms on your hips, slides them around behind you and pulls you in by the small of your back, smiling all the while as he takes his time now to take your bottom lip between his, running his tongue over it as he kisses you so sweetly, so gently it makes you sigh pleasantly against his mouth, relaxing into him.

and then he bites you. of course. he latches his teeth onto your lip in a firm pinch, clasping you to him and growling as you yelp and whine and bat his shoulder.

“ooww eds, staaaahp!”

“i vaant to suck your blooood!” he dramatically lifts his head and then drops it, nibbling and kissing into your neck — that and the awful dracula imitation sending you into a fit a giggles and squeals as you lean into the attention. it made up for the pinched lip, and you didn’t mind the warm shiver down your spine as he nipped and kissed and breathed against the sensitive skin.

“oh nooo, nooo! the big scary vampire got me!” you swoon playfully, going a little limp in his arms as he laughs. “i hope he doesn’t steal me away to his lair!” you dramatically splay a hand against your forehead, really playing into the damsel role. eddie can’t help but laugh as you do so, goofy grin stubbornly staying put as he tries to play evil.

“I THINK—!” he can’t help a snort and you drop your head against his shoulder, both of you shaking with silent laughter. “I THINK I WILL STEAL YOU AWAY TO MY LAIR!!” you throw it back again with a wheeze at that, and eddie breathes laughter into you as he kisses you.

still holding you to him he begins to walk backwards out of the kitchen, stumbling a little as neither of you can keep from laughing, keep from kissing in between the giggles. in your distracted states, eddie accidentally steps on your toes and you yelp, the surprise and effort to quickly move his foot away making him stumble even further, backwards into the hallway where his back collides with the adjacent wall, making your surroundings rattle. you fall into him and he pulls you up into another red-faced, breathy kiss as you can hardly hold yourselves together, guts starting to ache with your amusement.

you snake hands up his front to grasp fistfuls of his shirt, pulling him into you hungrily as now it’s your turn to bite, nipping at his lips before trailing south to mar his jawline. the laughter gets softer, breathier, but you’re still giggling as you pull him away from the wall and guide him further down the hall, lips and teeth still marking his skin.

the hungrier you get, however, eddie does doubly so, and without even realizing he has you panting softly as his hands roam up your shirt as you lead him, up your soft sides to hold you at the dip of your spine and pull you closer, closer so he can briefly press himself against you and tease what you’re doing to him.

“mmmyour lair’s’too far away, mr. vampire,” you mewl against him, faltering in your step slightly which prompts eddie to halt you and press you back into the wall, snorting even as he kisses you till you’re out of breath.

“good thing i’m, like, really fucking fast,” eddie all but growls, and before you have time to react he’s attempting to hoist you up by the backs of your thighs, just under your rear, pulling you up into him as you yelp with the loss of footing. your arms lock around his neck as you bury laughter into the crook of his neck, holding onto him for dear life as he tries to scurry away with you.

“MINE! MINE FOREVER!!” he’s cackling and you’re practically shrieking with giggles, bouncing in his arms with each step, clinging to him tight.

and far be it from eddie to watch where he’s going, keep track of his footing as he carries you, as when he thinks he’s reached the fully closed door to his bedroom, what he’s actually reached is the partially closed door to his bedroom — and when eddie leans back into it for balance, he finds it’s completely thrown out the window as you both stumble and fall backwards into his room.

the door slams open with the force, and eddie squeezes you to him as he tumbles backwards, shielding you from the fall against his chest as he grunts with the force of it. a cacophony of chaos and yet the two of you are still dying with laughter there on the floor of eddie’s room, a shuddering pile of wheezes and gasps and snorts.

eddie holds your cheeks and lifts your head, checking you over while you’re nearly in tears with glee.

“sh-shit! shit! y-you okay babe?? speak to me!! speak to me y/n, tell me you’re alright!!” he wails with increasingly sarcasm-laden dramatics and squeezes your cheeks. you sputter with giggles as your lips are compressed by his palms, unable to even try to answer as you’re wracked with all-consuming amusement. because eddie is nothing if not all-consuming.

down the hall in the kitchen, the microwave starts to beep, while from eddie’s room the sounds of kisses and laughter give it the finger.

#you guys ever seen monster house #y you guys know bones from monster house #it’s like that scene in monster house where bones tackles z off the couch #eddie is a much nicer bones #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK HLHKKGKKG I LOVE DOING CLUMSY FERAL EDDIE #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson ficlet #eddie munson drabble #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson chaos #eddie munson imagine #feral eddie munson #💌 #mine #1k

[elizabethsnuts]

Winterwidow daughter accidently broke her arm and is fussy because of the cast she has to wear, one of her uncle (idk who, go wild bb) decided to show some sympathy and wear a fake cast so she won't feel lonely😔😔😔😔

Cast Buddies

WinterWidow x Daughter!Reader

Summary: You aren’t enjoying your cast at all but your Uncle Steve is there to make you feel better.

———

The recent addition to Y/N's wardrobe was not the most comfortable one, a bright pink, itchy, annoying cast, a consequence of playing a bit too rough with Peter. Natasha had been beside herself with worry, but Y/N, despite the discomfort, seemed to be taking it in stride, though she was noticeably more fussy than usual.

Bucky, ever the protective father, had taken it upon himself to carry you more than he normally did, to which Natasha had to remind him that it was your arm that was broken and not your legs but he seemed to ignore the reminders. Nat always resourceful, had decorated the cast with stickers of butterflies and stars, trying to make it seem less intimidating for you. Despite their efforts, you still seemed upset by the whole ordeal.

One afternoon, Natasha was trying to coax you into taking a nap, which you blatantly refused since who wants to take a nap when they could be playing?

“Mama no nap! My arm hurt! It sooooo itchy!” You whined and wriggled out of Nat’s arms, you stomped your foot on the ground trying to make a point. “No nap! No nap!”

Natasha sighed and gave in, she knew you wouldn’t sleep anyway. “Alright fine, cranky pants. You better be nice to Mama for the rest of the week now.” Natasha smirked.

Natasha carried you into the Avengers Lounge where most of the Avengers were just doing their own thing. You looked to the side to see your Uncle Steve playing with one of your toys, obviously trying to get your attention. You saw the bright pink cast on his arms and you dropped your stuffed giraffe.

“Uncle Steve!” You shouted excitedly, jumping over to him and looking at his arm. “You got boo-boo toooooo!” You squealed excitedly.

"Hey there, kiddo," Steve said, crouching down to your level. "We are cast buddies now! See?” He smiled and put his fake cast next to your real cast.

"We are twins now!" You giggled, your excitement was too much to contain. “Look, Daddy! Look, Daddy!” You couldn’t help but jump up and down in pure excitement and joyfulness.

Bucky turned towards you and Steve and smiled. “Wow, you guys are just like each other now!” He laughed.

You nodded eagerly. “Just like meee!” You cheered and picked up your sticker sheet, putting a bunch of random stickers on Steve’s ‘cast’. “So pretty.” You smiled.

Bucky and Natasha exchanged amused glances as Steve played along, pretending to examine his "injury" with exaggerated seriousness. You seemed to forget all about your own discomfort, focusing instead on your new game of matching casts with your favorite uncle.

For the duration of the time you had to wear your cast, whenever you felt down about your cast, Uncle Steve was there with his fake one, ready to show you that you weren't alone. Natasha and Bucky watched you and your uncle bond over your shared "injuries," they knew your Uncle Steve would always be there for you.

#daughter!reader #bucky barnes #natasha romanoff #winterwidow #bucky barnes x daughter!reader #buckynat #natasha romanoff x daughter!reader #winterwidow x daughter!reader #buckynat x daughter!reader #natasha romanoff x child!reader #bucky x daughter!reader #bucky barnes x child!reader #winterwidow x child!reader #buckynat x child!reader

[missamyrisa2]

I am not gonna lie I have the biggest tickle crush on you 🥰🤗 I have this fantasy of my hands being tied behind my lers neck, and a vibrator tickles my clit while my ler tickles my armpits and ribs. I’d love for that ler to be you 🙈😳😘

eeeee~~~ I'm sooooo very flattereddd oh my gosssh~<33 You absolute gorgeous giggledarling~~<3

"And you seee making me get alll bashful and flustered is onlyyyyy gonna make me wanna tickle you moooreee~!! Howww absolutely delightful to find you allll cute and trussed up like this, all close and cooozy to meeee~ yeahhhh you aren't going anywhereee I've got youu right where I need youuu ~ "

My snickering cooing face is right in yours, relentlessly taunting as I watch you blush in your position, snugly secured behind my neck, arms up with your cute sensitive underarms presented for me~ I taunt with scrunching flexing fingers, holding them up and showing their tickly intent~ I trace along your arms, getting closer and closer to your armpits before pulling back with a taunting grin.

"Ah ah ahhh~ getting wiggly alreadyyy? You're not going anywhere uh uhhhh~ you were all sweeet before we started saying such cute nothingssss~ ooh are these for meee? You have not one but twooooo cute armpitssss and oooh all these riiiibs! Whyyy ~ I knoww the usual protocol is to count these ribbies with wiggly walky fingerss but mmmhh~ I'm justtttt feeling soooo ~amorous~ and I wanttt alll these giggle girly ribs at once ohh yes I dooo~"

I chatter away, giggling down my tallness at you while my fingers merrily start a brisk stroke, wiggling down from your upper ribs, pausing to squeeze your sides before trailing back up with my vocal trills accenting my every motion~

"Ahhhhh~ doesn't that feeel betterr? Getting all gaspy giggly for meeee? Mmmm? Tickle tickle? Oooh I know what would feel better~ you're a naughtyyy thing aren't youuuu mmhmmmm~ I just sooo happen to have a little vibeyyy oh yesss I dooo~ and look darlinggg~ look howwww she buzzzess~ mmmhh ~ soo pretty huh? Like aural sparkliesss~"

With vibe in hand I start teasing at your ears, letting the sound taunt you of what's to come while my fingers continue to stroke each rib thoughtfully~ and then I slooowly draw the buzzing shiny bullet down your neck to your underarm, letting it circle inside your armpit gently. While my hand drifts up to flutter around the other underarm~

"Mmmhmm ~ ticklish armpitssss ~ those lovely armpits? Ticklish pittiesss~ Ticklish pits.~" I matter of fact tease, taking the vibe lower and lower, tracing each rib and circling around your navel before reaching your pantyline.

"Oooh yes and best of alllll I have a hands freeeee buzzy for youuu~ Seee look at this clipyy clipppp~" Smirking wickedly, I attach the vibe to your undies and gently tug them around playing with the straps to make sure I get the buzzing right on your girly pearl~ "Laugh it up gigglebug~ we're going for oneeee crazyyyy ride~"

And with that I let out a cackle and start fluttering my nails in your underarms, dancing the tips away on the curves of sensitivity~ "Coochie coochie cooo~! Where are you goin? You can't get awayyy noooo~ you're alll mineee mmmmhmm and I'm not done with you yetttt no no noooo~" I tease and taunt, snickering with you, imitating your gasps~

"Oooh ohh ooooo~! Does it tease just soo much? Huhhhh? Little buzzies on your clittyyyyy and my ticklyy fingers on your armpitssss?" I start rubbing my thumbs in circles in the middle of your pits, working outward before tracing around the outer rims, leaning in occasionally to plant a little kiss on your tickled face or blow a raspberry on your neck~

"Tickle tickle tiiiickle~! Awww and how about those ribbies? Those ribbiesss? Oooh this is such a ~rib tickler~ huhhhh? All bound up stuck with meeeee and nowhere to goooo~"

My fingers glide along your ribs, playing them like an instrument with little deft strokes, working down and around, reaching around to get the backs of them as well when I hold you in for a tickly hug~ the softness of my top, the cool smoothness of my flower shaped belt buckle grazing on your warmed up bodyy~

"Sooo cuteeee sooo ticklisssh ~ ooh and sooo desperate huh? A bit wantttyyy? Tell me cutenesss~ how often do you think about having your pearly buzzzzed and your hot spots worked like thisss? Awww, feel good? That's righttt you tell your Amy alll about itttt~ my my myyyy sooo blushyyy~"

I dote on your every reaction, awwing and oooing when you get really gaspy, at times ending my chattering cooing and simply loving on your expressions~ I shake my head to make my long soft hair graze on your upper body ~ my lips purse and I give you a little adoring head shake as I continue to melt you into a gasping pile of fluff ~ all the while the vibe continues to give those loving vibrating tickles to your lovely royal button~

"Mmmh~ yeahhh? Gonna gigglecum?" I ask, getting a little breathy myself at all your lovely sounds and squirms. I start tickling on what I find to be your hottest rib and trace the rims of your underarm, working inward as I gaze down with a tickler love~ nodding, affirming your every reaction. "Come onnn~ go aheaddd~ be such a cuteeee naughty gigglerr for meee~" I murmur quietly, giving you little gasps too as I feel it coming. My fingers follow your every motion, I don't break eye contact. Soft long locks are in the mix with my fingers, that gentle sensation mixed with the tickles. The buzzes never relent, urging your pearly on through all the teases~"Tickle tickle~ tickle~ you're so cute ~ sooo lovelyyy ~ sooo ticklish ~ tickle~" I whisper~

And when you finallyyyy can't take it any longer~ my smile only grows. "Tickle tickle-oooh there you goooo look at youuu~ awww~" I squeak out and never relent my tickles, keeping you as upright as I can through the quivering gigglegasm ~ my fingers follow your motions as you try to endure it ~ I have no intention of letting the tickles fade, my fingers rubbing earnestly on those hottest spots across your upper chest and underarms~ and when we finallyyy collapse from soo much lovely ticklessss it only goes gigglier from there as I tackle you to the bed and start layering kissesss on every rib and each underarm~!! <33

[t4t-rabbite]

Hmmmfng I love reading your responses when I get high<3 I can't help but start rubbing my aching tdick thinking about shotgunning that somehow leads to breeding doggy style, I've been so horny since taking my t shot I feel like I'm in heat I need needneed you to fuck meee<333 I want to be so overstimulated while your using me as a Fleshlight, id let out a yelp when i cum, but you'd keep going at the same speed and intensity.. I'd be so sensitive that it hurts but youd have me pinned to the floor and there's nothing I can do.. but you wouldn't care, I'm of free use to you<3 You'd fuck me into the hard floor, id let out pained moans with my face smushed on the ground, drooling.. even though it hurts, I'm forced to cum on your cock again, you calling me a desperate whore only makes me cum harder.. the testosterone makes it that I can't help but cum again and again.. I was being too greedy, cumming twice before you did.. you abruptly stop fucking me and flip me over on my back, it shocks my system, whining and bucking my hips.. you watch me pant pathetically for a moment before retrieving nipple clamps, I let out a yelp as you clip them on, you start to play with my tits and the clamps make it almost unbearable, you'd squeeze my tits together and fuck between them, the tip of your dick kissing my lips with each thrust.. I can feel my cunt dripping as you cum on my tits and face, I buck my hips and whine because my cunt was desperate for you to cum inside me.. you'd call me ungrateful as you grab and bend my legs, squishing them together to fuck between them.. I whimper more as I realize my punishment is watching you fuck everywhere besides my needy cunt.. I'm aching as you thrust between my thighs and cum over my stomach.. I'm covered in your cum at this point, trembling and shaking from being used <33

Oh fucking hell you become a whore when you’re high, it makes me sooooo wet. I’m rubbing my tdick to this ask, letting my fingers gather slick as I rub circles onto where I’m the most sensitive. I’m gasping, thinking about how cute you look after cumming for me the first time…The T does make it better, doesn’t it? It makes you wet and desperate to be used, makes you want to be pinned down while the adrenaline courses through you, goes straight to your cock. I’ve taken my shot too, and now I’m ready to fuck you into the floor, it’s funny that we can fuck like proper faggots now: hard and rough and full of aggression. I’d love to fight you to the floor until you are bend down on your knees for me, ass in the air and pretty boy but on display.

“Stay.” I’d command as I slipped inside you one finger at a time, barely letting you get used to the stretch before adding another. Id let your hands scramble on the floor, trembling to hold yourself up as I’m taking you apart exactly the way you like. You’d be gasping and fucking yourself on my fingers, barely thinking about if you should be whoring yourself out like this. If it’s a good idea. You don’t know what I want to do to you, and your brain is getting fuzzier and fuzzier the more you’re fucked. Pretty soon you’ll be too far gone to fight back, baby <3 and then what am I going to do with you? I like your ideas~ especially about fucking you everywhere except your cunt.

And the nipple clamps, fuck how did you know? I am obsessed with nipple clamps, I’d be so excited to use them on you!! They’d look so good, weighing your perfect tits down and making you squirm :))

#ftm dom #ftm nsft #ftm t4t #t4t nsft #t4t kink #ask #rabbite talk #forcemasc #autoandrophilia #t4t mlm

[wqxianvents]

his ex girlfriend is sooooo annoying, i actually got annoyed. like i know its a game but there have been ppl that i’ve seen act like that and its just like bruh, this man is on his phone minding his own damn business and you wanna walk over being like “can’t believe ur on ur phone”, “glad we broke up before that happened”, “people said i shouldnt get serious with you” SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES

hes over here talking to his girl and his pet ai. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO WALK OVER HERE AND START YAPPING ✌️

funniest part tho was him ‘indirectly’ saying we’re annoying, uncomfortable and weird then she goes “does that person know you feel this way?” and hes like, “i bet she’s listening right now” LMFAOOO like yes girl he makes sure to remind me everyday that im those three things, and yes, im listening.

literally has my contact as WEIRDO like. yeah.

the call afterwards was so cute though 🥺💕 one of the things i adore abt harry’s calls is his little giggles/chuckles/laughs. i melt everytime 😭😭 thats my baby…. our relationship is a literal tug of war pls

him in a wedding dress will never fail to take me out, in conclusion; harry and june are my baby boys while teo is my sugar daddy or smth bc SHEESH HIS CAFE OUTFIT??? his birthday suit 😍😍 lemme stop

might be spoilers if you’re not far in their routes! harry and teo’s are past day 20 chats & june’s is day 7!

MY babies. MY boyfriends, mhm. NAH JUNE HAD ME GAGGED SAYING THAAAAT like dont do that to meee 😭😭 ‘m all urs june 🥺🥺💕 they’re so funny omg i need a gc with all of us and every piu piu LMAO

EDIT: i realized i posted the wrong harry photo smh,, also not piu piu dragging me???

#the ssum #the ssum harry #the ssum teo #the ssum june #is rhis spoilerssss #im so in lobe w these three #NO im not actually playing june’s route. june’s chat is on my other acc but im not on there frequently #im so excited to actually sit down n play his route fr but i have to get thru teo and harry first 👊😔 #anyways i have to go login to tears of themis and say hbd to lukey pookie

[hellishgayliath]

Does Picos ability to communicate with animals ever come in handy in a situation? Maybe while caring for the dogs, or possibly during the invasion (while there were still animals around) he could use them as scouts or something for info?

It seems like such an interesting ability with a lot of broad potential. You also mention how it's a curse though too, how so? Would they be able to hear animals hurt? or just overhear some really cursed deranged conversation between two pigeons type of thing lol

Love looking through all the art of them and reading all the info, he's such a well-fleshed-out character, so interesting!!! :')

I've been debating how I wanted to answer this so I think it'd be better to break it into segments.

Does Pico's ability to communicate with animals ever come in handy in a situation?

Yes actually! If there's ever a problem happening with one of the pups ex: coming down with a cold, upset stomach, stuck in a hard to get out of spot, injury, etc he's usually the first to know or to hear about it from the other dogs and can act accordingly more quickly, same also goes for any injured animals in the woods. Another perk is being able to tell if there are poachers in the area, whether he hears it from the birds or squirrels or any critter that happens to spot them and run em out of the forest. I'm kinda debating whether this ability also extends to yokai/mutated related pets, sooooo I would like to think so too. Another perk tho is finding out all the hot gossip amongst the woodland life lol.

You also mention how it's a curse though too, how so?

Two words.

Mating season.

To other people it's just your typical animal calls and sounds la di da, but to Pico it's hell. He hears everything. He knows what's going on and he hates it. He's able to hear animals when they're talking about him behind his back, any constant nagging if one's trying to get his attention, the endless chatter if he's trying to sleep etc. I think it'd get overwhelming sometimes, all these individual voices that only he ( and Todd I believe) can hear all going on at the same time, it's not fun. He also has beef with a raccoon.

Possibly during the invasion (while there were still animals around) he could use them as scouts or something for info?

I'd like to think most animals that were tethered to the ground (land animals) didn't have a high chance of making it due to the kraang like goo that would take over individuals in mere seconds it touched (sadly that includes the dogs :c ) so birds were the ones that came more out on top cuz they were able to avoid it more easily. They'd help do aerial surveillance, taking note of what routes were safe to traverse, spot any labor camps the kraang were commandeering and relay messages back n forth to plan a rescue. It's a very useful ability to have on hand.

Love looking through all the art of them and reading all the info, he's such a well-fleshed-out character, so interesting!!! :')

THANK YOU THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEE!! :DDDDD It's been a while since I've been able to build up a character like I have with him so it makes me so giddy and gleeful when other people feel the same way, it's a lot of fun!!! <333

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[libra-stellium]

Saturn transit I tracked! Saturn trine Mars (Feb 27-Apr 18, if you have mars in Scorpio 12° like meee the dates are the same)

Descriptions from Saturn in Transit by Erin Sullivan and Planets in Transit - Robert Hand.

Saturn trine Mars

Can produce many contrary feelings with focus on issues that pertain to psychological polarities (like love vs hate)

I was having a lot of deep conversations! Also talking to myself like you can't say you want [this] but act like [that] that's not how life works! lol

Potential for burnout but only if the aspect follows a long period of unsatisfying activity

I don't think I've been burnt out during this time but I have so many heavy transits going on all I could do some days was just sit on my ass lmao like recently that mars-saturn conjunction was at 14 degrees aka my rising degree smh FUN

The form of anger of Mars-Saturn can emerge either in explosion or depression

I was pissed off some days for sure! Especially with my aunt bc I've just become so sick of listening to her talk about things she wants to get or wants to do but doing nothing about it like do something or shut up omg and my job pissed me off and this show i was watching pissed me off lol at least I wasn't depressed!

Lay the groundwork for long range goals and find that it is not only possible but enjoyable to apply ourselves diligently

I went to the doctor and he asked me to lose weight bc my blood work was on the higher end of the green and I knew this was coming lol I knew saturn return 1H was going to involve losing weight at some point! I've never truly tried before ?? I was active bc I was always dancing on a team but when I wasn't in school anymore that stopped lol so i've been trying out different recipes recently bc food and ordering out is my biggest weakness! I've cooked a lot over the last couple months and it's been nice! It's like a muscle so the more you do it the less hard it feels to get up and do it again. I also got an electional reading on 3/18 for best date to get my gym membership. Putting the pieces together fr!

Will highlight times when it is best to be cautious about expending more than our immediate energy allows

I've been fucking tired bruh! I get bursts of energy and then I have to recuperate for 3 days lol

Brings acute awareness of our range of influence and power in the world

This has been interesting because one of the attorneys I work with has been showing how much he trusts me lately and I'm like omgggg he was like "be honest does my argument here sound stupid?" lmaoo It's really easing the imposter syndrome!

Mars’s drive is tempered by Saturn in the trines allowing more productive and realistic avenues for expressing ambition and assertiveness

I noticed this in the meals I was choosing to prepare! Instead of going 0-100 like "I'm gonna stop ordering out cold turkey and I'm gonna meal prep every day" I've been finding easy recipes I like and just buying those ingredients and trying it out! The rest of the time I would make it real basic with just a rice, protein, veggie combo lol can't go wrong there!

Able to organize many small details into larger tasks

Idk why I thought this one would show up in me finishing this 3000 piece puzzle that's laid out on my floor lmao but instead it was just being able to think clearly about all the moving pieces of planning my Amsterdam trip!

Content to be patient and to work slowly

I spent 3 weeks with nothing to do at work at all and that was just sooooo boring but I wasn't nearly as antsy as I had been before when that happened.

Expectations are modest and you are willing to do whatever is necessary to achieve them

My goals this transit were just to cook more and actually use the groceries I bought. Even today I ate my last banana! I'm not ashamed to say I'm a banana buyer but I only eat one and the rest stay there to rot but this time I ate all 4!

This is not a glamorous time in your life but your actions can lead to real and lasting accomplishments

Facts omg my apt is not cute rn but I wasn't in the mood to upkeep it (aka put my clean clothes away lol) but I am cleaning up on the last couple days of this transit so it better stay clean for a while lol

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[stonerpsii]

I ammm losing myselfv in these drinkss they are do sooooo good. I mixedd them with hoteel miniibardTheyv make me feel perfexgtect and feerelaxed. I grt heaavy and squasshed whebn I am drrunk but noww I aman light. Idk yhewere the floorhis. Maybe ii can crfewl afain

omgggg im so happy youre getting fucked up woiuth meee i feel lpserefect and relaxedd too

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[strniohoeee]

how was ur dayyyy??? i got up too early today because my cat was trying to eat my door so 🤪 thennn i sat at my computer eating Takis and doing nothing. THEN my mom told me that I had to go to the store with her but she gave me ten minutes to get ready ⁉️💔 what the flip. anyways, shes gonna make me eat some stinky food afterwards but I just got full off of takis sooooo idk. also life360 says my dad is three cities away?? whyyyy? also my mom called me dramatic and I almost had a mental breakdown cus she was rushing and stressing me 😠👊 AND my little sibling WONT FLIPPING GET OUT OF BED so we're waiting for her 🫤

My days good thank you for asking😩❤️ I’m having a bit of anxiety today, but otherwise I’m swell. I’m about to shower and start my last request.

The stinky food sent meee LMFAOAOAO. Takis are so good but I have stomach problems and I can’t eat them no more 😔😔. Also I HATEEE BEINF RUSHED WTFFFF. And no fr that’s my older sister 300 year shower to go shopping like let’s go babes 😀

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[pr3st0n-the-cl0ne]

I think Preston is having a stroke.

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funny pills make me sooooo happy

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