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#This happend
idkimtiredanddumb · 2 years
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Steve’s awful stuffy parents who never cared what he did so long as he maintained their image as The Harringtons come home early because something weird and terrible is happening in Hawkins and they should make an appearance and find their son in the living room, COVERED in grime and blood with a bat of nails by his side and a skinny messy haired metalhead boy on his lap SURROUNDED by kids calling him mom 
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goose: so… i’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with ice recently.
mav: no, goose, it's not what it looks like, i swear.
goose: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?
mav: no! you’re the only one for me.
goose: is that so?
mav: i promise! ice and i are just dating, okay? he's my boyfriend.
goose: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
mav: you are still my one and only best friend! he is just the love of my life, nothing more!
goose: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
mav: of course bro!
goose: bro...
ice: what the-
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izgu6ljena · 21 days
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justyourlocalbat · 5 months
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Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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wolf-teen · 10 months
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Stiles: *Punches Theo over a yoga ball*
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lucishell · 9 months
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when a cherub won't leave you alone
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Deku wearing Iida's glasses: How do I look?
Iida: I don't know. I can't see.
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fabrumsblog · 1 year
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I had a champagne with Cascada today and she likes my art !
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Forgive the adoring beast
Nightwish, "Ghost Love Score"
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1captainjordan4 · 5 months
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Horsegirl bdubs getting on his horse (real!!)
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saewokhrisz · 5 months
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savoureux
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theaceofarrows · 7 months
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Family interview
Jason: [gesturing to Vickie Vale talking to "Brucie Wayne] Ugh, does she have an off switch?
Damian: [subtly holds up knife]
Jason: No. I'm in civies so I'll have to deal with GCPD charges for that shit
Damian: [puts down knife]
Jason and Damian: [Both sigh longingly]
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gojoest · 1 year
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“i don’t like it”, satoru growls.
he’s sitting next to you, legs crossed, the upper one bouncing nervously in sync with his finger tapping on his knee. the frown on his face is so serious and intense that you’re pretty sure if he relaxed his features a bit you could still see the line marks between his eyebrows from furrowing too hard.
“you don’t like what?”
“the way he looks at you”
“and how does he look at me?”
“dunno. . . like he owns you or something. it’s like the way i look at you. and i don’t like it”
the audacity, he thinks. to stare at you like that while he is sitting right next to you.
“satoru.. it’s just a cat”, you sigh and keep petting the little purring beastie on your lap.
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sleighhethereal · 3 months
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bleh
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midnightfrappe · 9 months
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imagine being a friend of mine and having to hear me rambling about them all day long and trying to comprehend why eclipse is a cutie patootie to me and what the heck a blorbo is
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caffienatedtree · 10 days
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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.
The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.
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