#and he slashed the tires

[marvel-lous-guy]

*on a phone call*

Pepper: Tony,  you have a board meeting in 30 minutes. You better be there

Tony: I'm not going.

Pepper: Yes you are. I cleared your schedule and made FRIDAY lock you out of all rooms in the tower except this meeting room for the next 4 hours

Tony: I won't go. Happy is taking me far away from the tower as we speak

Pepper: Actually, I already spoke to him and he's taking you towards the tower

Tony: damnit! HAPPY! LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!

Happy: Sorry boss! No can do!

Tony: *rolling down his window* I am not above crawling out of this car window to avoid the meeting!

Pepper: TONY NO!

#he did crawl out the window #then happy pulled over #and he slashed the tires #legend has it that they're still there to this day #some kid filmed it all #its now viral #and a huge meme #and the audio is used for many tiktoks #tony stark #happy hogan #pepper potts #ironman #pepperony #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel quotes #incorrect quotes

[lexyscross]

William I guess had the decency (???) to at least have some emotion in his face after stabbing Vanessa. But really, it boils down to the fact that he intentionally stabbed she own child, he looked her in the eyes while doing so, and then after his flash of emotion he seemed to have the resolve of "Well, it had to be done."

God, the Complex Toxic Characterization lover in me is frothing at the mouth about this. I wanna study them both like bugs. (x)

#HE STABBED HIS OWN BABY *ON PURPOSE* I'M GONNA SLASH HIS FUCKING TIRES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #afton family #william afton #vanessa afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's (2023) #fnaf series #commentary #commentary: fnaf series #image #image: fnaf series #txt #3k #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers

[follieaun]

i can’t help but wonder what ollie would have become had his plan worked and felix fell in love with him. would he have still killed felix’s family? would he have integrated into high-life society? would he have been content living a rich gay lifestyle or would boredom have come creeping in over the years?

maybe hed just go full count zaroff and start hunting people for sport idk

#in my head he just becomes so Known for his smooth icy oddness amongst the society people #like oh there’s sir catton and that husband of his… #dont fuck with Félix or you’ll find your tires slashed and your stocks plummeting #Ollie is never quite accepted but finally too powerful to be rejected - the gold-plated cuckoo bird #cattonquick #oliver quick #felix catton #Saltburn

[darkwood-sleddog]

#dogblr #alaskan malamute #dog #canine #dog photography #slash #very tiring being dramatic after the consequences of your own actions bud huh? #he seems perfectly fine just…stresses me out

[ladyofthelake]

Unpopular opinion but I don't think Merlin was wrong for not telling Morgana he had magic

#merlin #morgana #Im too tired to go into it right now #but my baby is in a tragedy from the start #and also she was Uthers ward #and it was early on #I know he wanted to help her at some point #but then slash dragon put him off by calling her a witch #andguys I think Im broken by a post I just read about Merlin being doomed by the narrative #and I am not recovering </3

[feralsteddie]

Ya know what? Fuck it, I want Steve and Argyle to get high and make out while hanging with Jonathan and Eddie. I need those two to be seething with jealousy.

#Jonathan is like jealousy (sad version) #Eddie is like jealousy (gunna slash argyle’s van tires version) #Steve is hoping Eddie takes the hint that his type is long haired stoner boys #Argyle is just always down to kiss people #idk why I need Argyle and Steve interactions but I DO #Argyle (smart but high enough no one takes him seriously) #Steve (too much of a ditz normally for people to listen to the perfectly good common sense he has) #They’re the Smart Dumbass Duo #pyreposting

[loganscyangutspill]

Why do I love drawing sleepy Michael so much???

He is just like a pretty princess and would love to wake him up with a little kissy kiss and probably get stabby stabbed

#dbd michael myers #michael myers #dbd #dbd jake park #jake park #jayers #halloween #halloween 2018 #michael is very tired he is eepy michael had a very long day of slashing survivors and wants to take a smol sleeb #my art

[viktoriakomova]

what are your nominees for greatest NCAA floor routines of all time? especially pre-2017 [when i started caring about NCAA and i havent watched much from before then lol]

#im making an intro powerpoint for my friend. he DOES know dance quite well so we need to have STANDARDS #if u give a joke answer i will come to ur house and slash ur tires

[scintillyyy]

not to be controversial but the scammers in robin 54 weren't poor homeless people who didn't deserve what tim did to them, they were implied to be scummy opportunists who came in from out of town just to scam people who just lost everything out of money.

#it's like all the air duct cleaning posts on neighborhood pages on fb #those people aren't desperate they're just hoping to make a quick buck from someone gullible lol #like i know it might seem like tim gleefully slashed the tires of some homeless people #but given he calls them travelers and they appear to have a very convincing set up #i think they're definitely supposed to be read as people who came in from out of town to make a quick buck from desperate people #and they're sleeping in their van because everything is kind lf destroyed right now and motels probably are full if they're open #like yea jack could have afforded to be out what they scammed from him but that's probably not true for all of their victims

[jeremyisntheere]

evil michael mell be like

“i’m player two”

#i am sick and tired of this argument #slash jay #but i mean it #he’s player one #no one can change that

[marvel-lous-guy]

Pepper: remember that meeting starts in 3 hours tony, so you better be back

Tony: No.

Pepper: Tony. You will be present at this meeting.

Tony: I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid this meeting.

#spoiler alert #he did slash his tires #then Friday sent another car his way #he also slashed those tires #pepper potts #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #pepperony #ironman

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

I have chosen to forgive all May players. Everyone say "Thank you Slash" no more Happy Chaos this tournament. He's the goat.

#sairambles #guilty gear #ggst #may #happy chaos #Slash plays real solid too he's different from most Mays I've seen #sorry HC players your character is so dumb I hate him so much I'm tired of seeing him

[theyellowhue]

Sky met P’Phayu first

so in the series, canonically, Sky met Phayu before Rain did. 

huh.

huh.

there is something very fanfic-plot worthy about this.

like P’Phayu and Sky talk about the illegal race somehow and Phayu designated himself as Sky’s older brother after knowing that he lives alone and far from home any maybe Sky slipped something about his ex that made Phayu know that something really bad happened to this easy going architecture junior.

then they both got talking about friends and Sky mentions that he has this friend Rain who definitely needs his car to get checked because the last time Sky was rode with Rain, the car made a sound that it shouldn't  do and Phayu would mention his old friend, best rider in this side of Bangkok, who recently came back to racing again after staying overseas to do business.

and then they never talk about them again until shenanigans happen and somehow Sky sees Phayu dragging his friend Rain tot he bathroom and Phayu saw Sky come out of Praipai’s condo unit, clearly from a night of fun, and now both of them needs a sit down and talk how they both knew each other’s friends and WTF is going on?!

Okay, now, if someone kinds and wonderful with a big brain write this for me, i will be eternally grateful to you 

#this fucked me up a little #just imagine that Sky and Phayu having a good phi-nong friendship well before either of them met their future perspective lovers #sky to phayu: hurt rain and i will slash your tires your mafia mechanic side job does not scare me #phayu to sky: he likes his eggs over-easy and he prefers tea in the morning and coffee with just sugar in the afternoon #theyre gonna be the best wingman to each other or be the worst gremlins and constantly sabotage each others date there will be no in between #saifah is now a middle child that needs to break up sky and phayu's hissy fights #love in the air #love in the air the series #phayurain #prapaisky

[darkwood-sleddog]

Weighted walks for the pups this evening!

#dogblr #alaskan malamute #dog #canine #sigurd #zombie #slash #dog photography #slash is such a freak he blasted his way through this weight #it’s 30 pounds of weighted tire #he’s too motivated lol #good opportunity to work on line outs tho

[talentforlying]

remind me when i get back from class to talk about constantine straight up hexing/pretending to hex people who even mildly fuck with people he cares about, because he goes from 0-100 sooooo fast. mr. use-magic-responsibly out here threatening his niece's bullies with bullshit curses he made up off movie references and invoking demons to ruin people's cable service for the rest of their lives over the smallest slights.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #god forbid he's having a bad day and you snark at him #he might not necessarily call you on it right away to your face but he'll slash your tires on the way out #you go petty he Will go pettier #it's the anger issues for me #he's either the coldest motherfucker you've ever met or the pissiest there's no in between

[webatrocities]

GET AWAY FROM HIM BACK OFF GET A JOB

#jonguy's archive #mono36c #guys hes designed after the cat.. #if i see him get compared for the 5th time i might kill a man actually #CHELL I NEED YOU TO BEAT TBE SHIT OUT OF THAT DUDE FOR ME PLEASE #notchell. Die i hate you. Die . Die d #hypnagogia try not to be a FUCKING FREAK CHALLENGE #EDIT .BEGINNING STATEMENTS ARE SLASH LH im just tired of seeing it i think