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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 7 months

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Glenn is the goofiest sexiest character there is and I will die on this hill! I will ride into battle for him! what Dndads created is truly unique and Glenn is a key part of that and for that he deserves to win. I said it before and I'll say it again - GLENN SWEEEEEP

Can we talk about how he says ‘baby’ casually? Like he just calls people that?? That’s HOT. THAT IS HOT!! He’s also bilingual and knows Japanese!!!! He’s a big dumb idiot with a lot of charisma!!!!!! HE WORKED AT A BDSM PLACE FOR TWO SEPARATE ONE SHOTS. HES SO SAD BUT PLAYS IT OFF LIKE HE’S CHILL ALL THE TIME!! HE DOESN’T THINK OF HIMSELF AS SINGLE BECAUSE HE DIDN’T DIVORCE HIS DEAD WIFE!!! He’s like.. the perfect guy. We need this win.

I’d also like to add the fact I made this. Which is the first 11 episodes edited to (almost) only have Glenn in them <3 which is a level of insanity I hope to reiterate. These took hours to make. I wouldn’t do that for anyone else.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea):

Middle aged woman who punches sharks to death. My hero

If you love me you'll vote for amber gris I swear to everything holy on earth amen

Amber is butch, instant win

Amber Gris has a negative charisma modifier and she pissed her pants on purpose in order to trick a guard and knock him out. She tied up a dude. She once killed an evil magic shark (they're out for murder. not like real sharks) by punching it and then picked it up and smashed it into another shark, also killing it. She talks in a southern accent. She calls people guppy because it indicates a lack of respect. She has a big pair of magical green arms that come from her stomach. She got a fancy jacket and immediately ripped its sleeves off. She has a gay thing going on with one of the political leaders in the city. She gets in fights with people and doesnt do vulnerability and tries to lay low and not get in any social trouble she doesn't have to. She jumped through a portal into a new world because she could. She's now the god of said world, alone with only afformentioned political leader, who was previously possessed and she had to fight. She spends her time in a bar called the Cloaca. She calls people she doesn't like claspers, because it means shark penis. She and her friend, an old man named Uncle Joshy, sneak attack each other and yell VIBE CHECK! She tries to talk fancy to impress people and she's really bad at it (verily).

She’s everything and more. She’s irreverent. She punches sharks for a living. She becomes God. What more do you need in a butch.

amber gris propaganda: she is straightup the physical embodiment of "women want me, fish fear me." also she's an appalachian post apocalyptic sea captain. that's just objectively cool.

AMBER GRIS IS PUNCHES SHARKS AND IS (one of) THE MOST BADASS BLACK WOMEN PCS IN DND SHOWS IVE EVER SEEN. SHES INCREDIBLE AND A WIN FOR DYKES EVERYWHERE

amber's creator said she was based off of the type of working-class woman you commonly see in appalachia where "this is the sort of woman that you see walking past CVS, and you know that a truck could hit her and it would just split around her as she continued to go pick up whatever she had to do that day." and that's pretty hot

guys Amber becomes lesbian god of the new world with her childhood “”friend””

#amber gris is LITERALLY a middle-aged butch #she would win this entire tournament in a just world

Last time Amber got horny was when she killed that shark

"it was a savage bummer though, don't-- trust me, there's nothing that great about a history. You know? I got one. What did I do, killed a bunch of sharks? Last time I got horny, god and christ I can't even tell you-- well, it was when I killed that shark. But! Hey. We're all just kinda figuring it out."

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

She's a hot elf with mushrooms growing on her. She has 1 level of barbarian. She's bisexual. She shapeshifted into a dragon and ate a god.

how tf does the post not mention Moonshine’s giant boobs her greatest asset

Moonshine has canonically gone down on a woman for a solid hour without asking for anything in return. Moonshine edged a dryad just by kissing them. Moonshine faced down someone being controlled to kill everyone in his path and told him if he still wanted to hurt her, she would take his blows as a friend. Moonshine makes jambalaya for her family and friends. Moonshine mispronounced someone’s name for a month and that woman still wanted to hook up with Moonshine. These are just a few of the reasons why Moonshine is sexy.

shes illiterate

canonically huffs dirty water from a bong

has big tatas

wears a belly chain with a demon trapped in it

almost became the queen of hell

ate a god

turned into a pregnant moose & gave birth

The woman she went down on for an hour asking nothing in return is still hung up on her, 200 years later. Moonshine is unmatched

To be clear the woman whose name Moonshine mispronounced for a month and then hooked up with is the same woman she went down on for an hour, and the same woman who is still flustered over her 200 years later. The rizz is unparalleled. She’s also incredibly kind and accepting of others, and goes out of her way to bolster her friends. The party always requests one big bed.

moonshine cybin is a druid who learned counterspell through sheer force of will. moonshine cybin turned one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse into a dolphin, flew him 60 feet up into the air, dropped him on the ground, and then spit spores into his face to kill him. moonshine cybin turned into a dragon and bit the head off of a double god. moonshine cybin was willing to confine herself to an eternal hell to save the world. moonshine cybin is a dragon rider. you know what you must do.

Amber and Moonshine Together

Look at them. They should not have to fight when they could be gay instead. Imagine the power they would have combined... Every lesbian in a hundred mile radius of the post would swoon. It may be an odd alliance, but from an Ethersea fan to Bahumia fans, i believe this will strengthen both our odds. I have always been insane about Amber Gris but through this poll I have also learned about Moonshine and come to love her too. Take my hand... We can do this together...

OKAY HEAR ME OUT MOONSHINE AND AMBER WOULD GET ALONG SO WELL

appalachian sapphic solidarity!

Art of Amber and Moonshine from @pirateknight.

#Round 5 #Glenn Close #Glenn Close DnDads #Moonshine Cybin #Amber Gris #Not Another D&D Podcast #Bahumia #The Adventure Zone #TAZ Ethersea #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies

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soupandsimple · 11 months

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Just The Three Of Us (with James Potter)

[ you and James consoling your little boy after Harry leaves for Hogwarts ]

* fluff!

** warnings? pregnant reader ; Hogwarts exists but other than that the story is non-magic

This was requested: see the ask here

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“Love. Over here,” you heard James call you from across the hallway.

Harry had headed off to Hogwarts that morning and although not biologically yours, you felt every bit of pain any mother felt at being separated from their first born child. But even with your six month pregnancy hormones it had become obvious after getting home from dropping off Harry at the station, that you were not who was being affected the most by the departure of the 11 year old.

As James closed the door behind him upon arriving at the house, you excitedly asked your six year old son Maximus what he felt like doing for the rest of the day. Equal in tone, James threw in some fun options for Max to pick from but instead of getting a reply from the little boy, his lip quivered and he immediately turned and sped off up the stairs.

“Was it something I said?” James wondered out loud to you.

“Honey,” you said, failing to smile with a shake of your head, “c’mon let’s go talk to him.”

Making your way up, you let James rush up ahead while you took your time going up behind him. Your pregnancy wasn’t at the point of needing help walking up the stairs but it was starting to slow you down some.

“He’s not in his room” James announced once you finally reached the top.

“Check Harry’s room, I’ll check ours” you instructed.

It wasn’t until after you looked under your bed, the closet and your bedroom bathroom that James called you over from across the hall. Instantly, you beelined to the sound of his voice coming from Harry and Max’s shared bathroom. That bathroom connected the boys bedrooms but also had a hallway door which is where you entered from.

When you walked in, James signaled with his head over to the little boy huddled by the hamper. He had his face covered with his little hands and although silent, you could tell he was steadily crying. You wanted to crouch down to his level but of course that wasn’t possible right then with your belly so you made do with softly speaking to him from above.

“Maxie, what’s wrong baby?”

Max didn’t answer.

James then squatted down and affectionately rubbed one of his small knees.

“Buddy, c’mon tell us what’s the matter. I bet we can help.”

“You can’t help,” Max spoke, hands muffling his voice.

“Well we don’t know that for sure unless you tell us what’s wrong first,” James replied.

Max went silent for some seconds then removed the shield he had created from his face. Wiping at his eyes, he then looked down at his damp fingers.

“I didn’t want Harry to go.”

You looked at James and he to you; both with sympathetic expressions. This revelation was a bit of a surprise seeing as how days prior, Max had been all smiles helping Harry pack his things and had been all too pleased stuffing himself full of cupcakes and cookies at Harry’s going away dinner. To think he felt otherwise didn’t cross either of your minds then or now.

“Honey, why didn’t you say something sooner?” you asked him.

Max shrugged his shoulders and wiped at his eyes again.

“Has this been bothering you for a while now?” James asked, trying to remain composed. Remain composed because seeing his children or you hurting was something he had never been able to bear easily.

“No, but when I saw him leave on the train today it made me know he was going to be gone now.”

James and you both felt a huge wave of relief wash over yourselves because although Max was sad right now, knowing he had only just started feeling this sadness today and had not been silently suffering alone with it the past few days was of most alleviation.

“Didn’t hit you he’d really be leaving until then huh?” James gathered from Max’s confession.

Max nodded up at his dad then looked down to the floor.

James didn’t even have to look at your face to know that you wanted to hold your little boy so he stood up, took your hand in his and aided you in sitting yourself down on the floor. You winced at the ache you felt in your back upon lowering yourself to the hard surface, then slowly criss crossed your legs as James squatted down again to his previous position.

“Maxie, I’m sorry you feel this way” you said, taking one of his little hands in yours. He looked up at you and you stretched your other hand out, creating open arms to invite him to come sit on your lap.

Without a hint of hesitancy, he stood up and did just that…ever so cautious of course, just like James had told him to be with you ever since your belly had begun to grow.

You kissed his little head and wiped at his eyes to get some of the drying tears off best you could.

“We’re all going to miss Harry sweet boy, but it’ll be okay. I know it’s going to feel different without him here but we still have each other and it’s not like we’re losing him forever. He’ll be back for Christmas pretty soon and in the meantime, we’re going to write to him so much to keep up with all he’s doing at school and to tell him all about what’s going on here at home.”

“I can write now some too, remember...” Max quietly added.

“Of course we remember,” James spoke, ruffling his son’s hair. “I think it’d be a good idea to go out and let you pick out a stationery set for your own letters to Harry, hm? How does that sound?”

Max’s eyes twinkled with excitement but his smile was still a weak one. Seeing that, you pressed a quick kiss to the side of his head and tenderly squeezed him further into you momentarily.

“But we’ll sit here with you until you feel you’re ready, okay? There’s no rush.”

“She’s right, we’ll sit here until needed,” James repeated, sitting his bum all the way to the ground then criss crossing his legs like you had. “This is actually a pretty cozy spot and hey, if we need to use the toilet at least it’s right here.”

Max laughed as James patted the closed toilet seat and after a few seconds, voiced a concern of his.

“Will my baby sister be here soon? Because I really want someone to play with while Harry is gone.”

“Well she won’t be here for another couple of months..” you frowned, rubbing at your belly. “But we’ll be more than happy to play with you in the meantime,” you kindly assured.

“That’s right. But I mean it is going to take your sister some time to grow and be able to play with you anyhow so I don’t know…maybe we can also look into getting a dog?” James said, eager eyes shifting over to the six year old.

“Yes!”

“James!”

James chuckled at Max and your distinct reactions to his suggestion and raised his hands up in defeat in your direction.

“Okay, okay we’ll think on the dog…” he said to you but with a wink shot over to Max.

Max smiled big, stood up and got behind you and draped himself on your shoulders. “Mum, let’s go buy my stationery now! I need to hurry up and write to Harry about the dog we’re getting!”

“Uh-uh-uh… maybe getting a dog” James corrected Max before you could shoot him a stare of doom.

“Okayyy maybeeee .. but let’s go buy my stationery anyways! I wanna tell him some other stuff too!” Max urged, running out the bathroom presumably straight to the car.

James smiled to himself then stood up and once again stretched out his hand to help get you up from your spot on the floor.

“You just really had to go and bring up a dog did you now? A dog won’t replace Harry y’know,” you teasingly scolded as you walked down to the front door.

James pouted as he walked behind you. “I know, I know but I am going to miss all the noise he and Max made together. It’s going to be so quiet around here these days.”

“James Potter, you’re going to be begging for a quiet house once this little girl of ours shows up” you laughed as you reached the bottom of the stairs.

You were then able to tell this was something James really wanted for Max though, because instead of reacting to your jokey comment, his expression remained contemplative.

“Baby,” you began softly, “look I know you mean well and want to fix the way Max feels right now and believe me, I do too, but let’s give it a little time and spend a while with just him for a bit… this period in life of just us and him is only going to come once. Can we do that, give it some time? Afterwards I promise we’ll talk dog ...yeah?” you asked, reaching up to push back some of his front hair with one hand and caressing one of his cheeks ever so lightly with the other.

James exhaled and relaxed in your touch. “You’re right. You’re always right” he admitted with lovesick eyes and a kiss to your lips. “Don’t know what I’d do without you love.”

“Probably get a dog anytime you or someone you loved was upset…” you taunted.

He chuckled at that and gave you another kiss. “The dog can wait a bit, now let’s go start spending time with just our boy.” <3

#james potter x reader #dad!james potter #james potter fluff #james potter x y/n #james potter x you #james potter imagine #james potter fic

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mushroomnoodles · 7 months

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In the Wizard Betty AU, does Simon ever return to his original universe? It makes me sad to think that he and Marcy he raised would never see each other again.

let me share a secret with u anon. wizardbetty au is my self-indulgent "i just want petrigrof to be happy" au. so ofc he comes back! it happens when morrigan is like.. 2 years old? but they're more like a 11..ish.. month old.

since morrigan never got sealed, they got to keep the powers they got from their mommy post birth! simon and betty have grown accustomed to morrigan doing their weird half chaos deity baby shit. portal opened? get the shotgun. mutated a terrible creature out of a mouse that got in? shotgun. made an inconspicous mug into a vaguely humanoid shape? shotgun, just in case.

golbaby for the win

#i have a mproblem #a #wizardbetty #golbaby #theyve been feeding golbaby milk from a cow and a goat betty managed to get her hands on #though apocalypse golbaby could eat pretty much anything #they don't know that though.

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blackheart-6 · 2 months

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noelle holiday age progression chart

without height lines

explanations of designs:

hi yall

so, i actually finished this drawing like a week ago lol. but i didnt want to post a bunch of drawing in a row, and then i got sick, so i havent been able to post it till now!

its my imaginings of what noelle looked like as she grew up, and a potential adult noelle design! ill explain my thought processes about these designs below, if anyones interested 😁

i also plan on doing one of these with dess, but this one was pretty difficult, so it might be awhile before that (unless yalls are interested in seeing it?)

first off, im not 100% sure ill keep using all these designs. some of them im not that happy with (im no good at designing outfits 😔) but i just went with them so i could finish the drawing. so if anyone has any alternative outfit ideas for any of her ages, id be interested in seeing/hearing it!

secondly, something that may stick out to yall for all the designs is how tall she gets. its the same height i normally draw her with, but given how i usually draw her by herself you cant really tell how tall she is! i have 3 main reasons for why i headcanon her as this tall: deer are pretty tall irl, so having her be tall makes sense in my head; i just like the look of her being super tall, it makes me happy lol; and third, i personally also headcanon the holiday family as boss monsters (i think ive explained this headcanon before on here, so i wont explain again, unless someone is interested ^^). so yeah, she ends up being 7 feet tall as an adult, the second tallest in her family!

also, i gave all her children forms stripes in some way, as a reference to when monster kid in undertale says they can tell frisk is a kid because of their stripes!

now onto my explainations for individual drawings!

theres nothing really to say about her baby design. the only thing i did that might be new is give her faun spots! they are most plentiful on her baby form, but they persist until shes in her teens, i would say (on here you cant see them after age 7, but thats just because i imagine they are mostly on her back). and i gave her a cute lil onsie that says a-deer-able! if you guys cant read it ^^

this outfit i made for her toddler design is actually an outfit ive used in the past! i wonder if yall know what drawing it was? its pretty much the same as it was there, i just added a stripe to the shirt. i felt like overalls are so reminiscent of childhood, i had to give at least one of her designs them! i also added a little mistletoe to the front pocket, to make it more christmas-esque. and i gave her some bandaids, just cause.

7 years old is one of the designs i really struggled on, and im still not happy with it. i dunno if ive said this yet, but i headcanon noelle to be trans, so at 7 is when i decided she started realizing it. so here i gave her long sleeves and pants, to show how shes more hidden now because shes unhappy with herself, if that makes any sense? i was also trying to make her look a bit like a nerd, with the button up and khakis, just because its funny. but yeah, ill probably end up changing this design at some point :P

11 years old was one of the easiest to do, considering how ive had her design for this age for awhile lol. one thing i did change was going from 2 red/white stripes to one, but ive done that before, so it wasnt something entirely new. i also gave her a smile and closed eyes, cause shes happy being a girl 🥰. other that that, its the same, so yeah, thats it for this part

okay, this next design is a fairly different looking one than all the rest, but i have my reasons! at this point in noelles live, dess has gone missing, so i wanted to show her being sad and stuff. i also gave her shoes and long sleeves because she probably goes out looking for dess when she can, hoping to find a lead 😭. but outside of in-story stuff, this outfit is based off of an old one i drew, but its fairly edited, so i wouldnt be surprised if no one recognizes it even if they have seen my old stuff. she has straight hair here, to show how unhappy she is (idk what it is about straight hair it just feels sad) and because i wanted to give her different hair varieties on this progression chart. i gave her antlers 2 prongs each at this point, because the way i see deer monsters, their antlers show their growth/aging, so youll see them getting bigger and having more prongs as the chart continues.

this outfit for 15 is another one i dont like. i tried to make it similar to her current outfit, but still pretty different. im not even sure what precisely i dont like about this outfit, it just doesnt feel that good. for this one i gave her leg warmers because i used to (and sometimes still do) draw her normal outfit with them. i gave her the curly hair she has as a callback to when i used to draw her hair like that! but yeah, ill probably end up redoing this one too

for 17, i just gave her the normal outfit, so it was easy ^^. in game i think shes 16, but close to turning 17, so i just went with 17 here to fit the +2 age pattern thing i had going on. i also gave her an extra horn prong than i normally give her, just to show age once again

finally, her adult design! i dont like this one either lol. i spent so long trying to think of what outfit to give her, but i couldnt come up with something i liked >.< so i just gave her something simple. i feel like once noelle graduates high school and probably goes to college she branches out more and tries things her mother never let her do, which is why i gave her an outfit like that, that has a crop top and a shorter skirt. also, yalls might recognize the hair style i gave her, i drew a potential adult noelle before and i gave her the same hair ^^

i think thats all for the post! i probably have more thoughts that im just not thinking of, but its fine for now. i hope yall enjoyed the drawing, and if you have any question or comments or whatever, go ahead and say them!! if youve made it this far, have a cookie, you must be hungry after reading so much ^^ 🍪

#art #my art #digital art #deltarune #noelle holiday #deltarune noelle #age chart #age progression chart #progression chart #finally did this #(i mentioned doing it awhile ago)#im kinda mixed on my feelings about this #but if yalls wanna know about that i talk all out it!#this took forever lol #also #trans #transgender #trans noelle #gotta love transbian noelle ^^

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j0elmill3r · 1 year

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No outbreak au where years later Sarah leaves for college and it’s only Joel and baby girl at home now, but they still do movie nights over facetime and both girls fall asleep like when they were kiddos

You were heartbroken when your sister moved away to college, to say the least. You were only 7 when she moved away and didn't quite grasp the concept of the whole college thing - So you had to get used to it being just you and your dad, even though you missed your sister so much.

Joel had noticed your down mood in the weeks since Sarah leaving, you weren't as happy or talkative anymore, opting to sit in your sister's room and play with your toys in there, even though it made you sad that she wasn't there to play with you anymore. Sarah, oddly enough, missed you too - She didn't think she would miss her 7-year-old sister that much, but here she was, about to walk her dad step by step on how to use facetime.

"Okay, I think I have the hang of it," Joel told her, he didn't understand much of this new technology, god, he hated how old he sounded now. "Y/N!" He called out for you, looking at Sarah as he listened to you thump down the stairs. You looked sad, as you often did nowadays, and made your way over to the couch, where your dad sat with his phone. You jumped up beside him, clutching onto his arm as you looked at his phone - your face suddenly lighting up with joy at the familiar face on your dad's phone.

"Sarah!" You yelled excitedly, a large grin on your face as you pointed at the phone. Joel smiled at the excitement his girls showed. "Daddy, can I use the phone? Please, please, please, please, please, can I?!" You begged him, pulling the best puppy dog eyes that you could. Joel nodded, giving you his phone and watching you run up the stairs to your room.

"How's school?" Sarah asked you, giggling as you huffed out dramatically and shook your head. "That good?"

"It's so bad, all the teachers keep makin' the googly eyes at daddy and they're all bein' extra nice to me," You explained to her. She screwed her face up as she laughed at your story. "And! And then I had to share my toys with a girl in my class and she broke it and her mommy won't give daddy the money." Sarah laughed at you, at the prime age of 7, and embracing your inner, nosy 40-year-old woman.

"Wow, that's bad," She told you, shaking her head in agreement with your grievance towards the girl who'd broken your toy.

"I know! Was one of my favorites," You grumbled, crossing your arms over your chest for effect. Sarah laughed, smiling as you yawned and rubbed your eyes - She noted that you were sitting on her bed in her old room, and you made yourself comfy under the covers. "Sleepy," You yawned, cosying into her bed. Sarah smiled, yawning as she watched you doze off.

A while later, Joel went to check on you, realizing how long it had been since you had gone upstairs and that his phone had probably run out of charge. But instead, he found you asleep in Sarah's bedroom, in her bed, still on facetime to her. He smiled softly, it was the first time you had appeared to actually be comfortably asleep since Sarah had left. He took the phone from your grasp, smiling gently as he saw Sarah sleeping too, clutching the best sister teddy bear you had picked out for her recent 18th birthday. He ended the facetime call, grinning at the fact that despite your and Sarah's 11 year age difference, that she still wanted to talk to and try and spend time with you.

#joel tlou #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller hbo #joel miller x daughter!reader #x daughter reader #x daughter #x daughter!reader #sarah miller x sister reader #the last of us fanfiction #the last of us #hbo the last of us #fluff #drabbles

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cressthebest · 2 months

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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 5

chapter 9:

1. OMG DID REMUS FORGET TO GO BACK TO HIS CELL WAIT HOLY SHIT THIS ISNT GONNA BE GOOD

2. oh good wait, remus left and came back

3. sirius’ first thought is to brush his teeth to kiss sirius 😭😭 he’s so me fr. i wouldn’t let my ex kiss me unless they brushed their teeth first. or had a mint. im so sensitive to smells

4. “He used to build things. Create things. And now he's lucky if he doesn't destroy what's already formed.” JESUS FUCK. THATS LITERALLY SO SAD WTF

5. 😭😭😭 sirius is literally amidst gay panic beyond your wildest comprehension and remus is just like ✨☺️😏🥱🩷🏳️‍🌈 “touch me”

BABES

6. “Remus hums. "Imagine how I feel. No one's touched me without causing me pain in five years."” NOOOO BABY

7. god, wolfstar deserves everything. the best wolfstar content i find is always in a fic that is centered on another ship. i could literally survive off wolfstar alone- no water, no food, no air

8. wolfstar calling each other beautiful>>>>>>>

9. 😬 what did sirius jsut say. i must be going crazy. cause there’s no way he just said he needed to brush his teeth

10. wolfstar deserves the world universe

11. reg is no longer a pathetic teen with a crush, he’s a pathetic adult with a crush

12. reg being grumpy even in his sleep <33333

13. james having a pathetic crush on reg while cuddling together is top tier

14. there really needs to be an emoji to accurately show the face i just made. it probably looks similar to this- 😀😟 what. there’s no way reg is about to tease james, just to get his old 14 year old self off

15. 😀😀 girl what is he doing. i-

16. how he became freinds with barty is so crimson rivers canon, i can’t even. like, i KNOW that it’s canon. but it’s also canon that bizzarestars was right about. no author mistakes in that piece

17. damn, reg is actually gonna go at it. i don’t know how james is gonna survive this and make it to the actual arena.

18. “James says his name like it's the only word that has meaning. His voice is rough, and Regulus' name is sloppy and desperate in his mouth, like a hail mary or a form of salvation.” CHRIST. I SAID I DIDNT KNOW HOW JAMES WOULD SURVIVE THIS, BUT HOW THE HELL DID REG SURVIVE THIS??

19. “Barty is a good lover, there's no denying that—but he'll be damned if James isn't just better.” 😟 shocked. omg. who would have guessed this would be reggie’s thoughts

20. “"Because you might die today," Regulus tells him bluntly, shrugging one shoulder as he stands up. "Consider it a parting gift. Now, get out."”

😧

they just fucked, and all reg can do is be like “yeah yeah, now get out horny bitch�� no fucking way i just read that right i-

bitch that’s foul

21. “Regulus is a conundrum, honestly.” yes. that’s the word i’d use to describe him.

22. james: don’t tell sirius that reg and i just fucked. also james: “he’s in the shower”

bitch if you could be any more obvious

23. “Remus Lupin. If there's one good thing to come out of all this, it's him.” YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY! REMUS IS THE GOOD IN THIS

24. “”James, I am so grateful to know you, and so sorry that I had to. Every name that I call is a name I wish I never learned. Yours—you—will remain etched into my heart forever."” BITCH I CANT CRY OVER THIS- MY EYE MAKEUP LOOKS TOO GOOD TODAY TO CRY

25. “"I'll see you again soon, Regulus."” BITCH WTF THAT HURTS EVEN MORE THAN JAMES’ GOODBYE

26. maybe it’s been too long since i’ve read the books, BUT this fic seems to capture the absolute tragedy and horrors of it before it even starts even more

27. christ, not reg saying the “i don’t want to go” that hurts. like holy fuck. he’s still just a scared child. don’t put him in that arena

28. god, the way the death of james feels like sirius dying too. and sirius deciding that once james is dead, sirius will be too

how the hell is this people’s comfort fic???

29. not sirius having a lapse of memory and losing his memory of his last moments with james. that shit hurts

30. fabian <3333

31. 😧 wait fabian is dead. they just shot him. holy shit

32. gideon <3333

33. wait gideon is dead too.

y’all. i just-

this whole chapter was a fucking rollercoaster.

#marauders #fanfic #regulus black #ao3 #james potter #jegulus #remus lupin #sirius and regulus #sirius black #wolfstar #crimson rivers #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #sexy times i guess

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Emi in Japan (2024) – Day 2/Day 3

(Link to Day 1, which was my first entry.)

Hey guys,

Gosh but I’ve been so busy! There’s so much to do for such a little town. Then again, I do have a lot of connections here😁

On Day 2, I went to the local 7/11 to buy brekkie…but also to say hi to the cuuuuutest dog who chills there every morning😍❤️. I’m friends with the owner’s family so I easily found out her name, which is Tasha. She looks like a border collie but I think she’s just a mutt🤔

Anyway! I met her on Day 1 when I arrived and just about fell in love. She’s so sweet and absolutely loooves belly rubs. I couldn’t wait to see her after that, but when I did go again, she was already being pet by other customers…a heartbreaker, that one is😔💔

For lunch, I visited I-san (not her real name), who is an old lady I befriended in 2022 when I was living here as my grandpa’s caretaker. She had a cat named Nyanko-sensei, who saw me reading in the next door park, and ran to my side for pets😍❤️

Unfortunately, Nyanko-sensei passed away last year after a long battle with mouth cancer😢. I-san has been sad ever since because she raised him from when he was small enough to fit in her palm. He was her baby. When we reunited, she hugged me and cried and thanked me for the photos of Nyanko-sensei I sent her earlier in the year. I also saw her calendar, which had my name written on it😭❤️. How sweet.

I-san was busy cleaning her place, so I went to have lunch without her at the local restaurant, run by a former English teacher, his wife and mother-in-law. I first went here in 2019 and have frequented this place every time I come back. The English teacher always loves it when I visit because he loves to practice his English. His wife was my mum’s classmate in primary school. Small town and all that.

Anyway, I had the tonkatsu set. Soooo yummy!

Afterwards, I visited I-san again. We had tea and ice cream together as I listened to her talk about Nyanko-sensei and life. She cried multiple times when talking about Nyanko-sensei, it broke my heart. Told me how she holds his urn every night and talks to him and cries😢💔

But she shared some good times about him too and we had a lot of laughs. Sometime soon, she’s going to let me wear her kimono that she wore for her coming of age, which was 64 years ago😱! I’ve never worn a kimono before, only yukata, so I’m very excited and honoured🥰❤️

For dinner, two of my mum’s friends came over…AND TWO DOGS, JILL AND TOM😍❤️❤️❤️

They’re both toy poodles. Jill is 9 years old. Tom is four months and they’ve only had him for three weeks. Jill, old lady that she is, cannot stand Tom’s puppy energy lol. But they were both absolute daaaarlings during dinner🥰❤️! For some reason, Jill really went to town on cherry tomatoes and shaved daikon lol. Granny likes her veggies!

Now, onto day 3, which is today!

For breakfast, I had potato chips lol. Afterwards, I went to 7/11 to print photos of Nyanko-sensei for I-san and stared longingly at Tasha as two high school boys rubbed her belly instead of me. Then I went to pick up I-san for lunch. She was all dressed up! Adorable. She said my messy bun would be perfect for when I wore the kimono lmao.

We had lunch at the same place I went on Day 2, since it's only a few minutes walk away and she goes there multiple times a week anyway. I gave her the photos and she was absolutely delighted. While we ate, she talked a lot of nature, and was joyful at the sight of the butterflies working hard to help the plants grow. She hopes her cucumbers will grow soon.

Afterwards, I went home because I had to work on uni stuff, blergh. I sprinted with my friends of the FAW Server who helped me get through it. Even when my American friends went to bed, I kept going. I called it a day when it reached 8pm. Btw, I started at like 12:30 lol which is pretty crazy even for me.

I did have dinner in between, though. My mum prepared me the leftover curry from Day 1 and also made some wonton soup. It was very yum. Then we chatted away until it was bedtime. It's been nice spending time with my mum like this, especially since our relationship has deteriorated as I've gotten older. I hope we have more times like this.

I'm so excited for tomorrow! I'm going to meet a fandom friend in Tokyo. This'll be my second time meeting a fandom friend IRL, since @runetari was my first. Tari and I became friends in 2020 during my Sylvgrid era, and we finally got to meet in April this year. It was so, so fun. I hope I have just as a great time hanging out with my second fandom friend as I did with Tari.

That's all from me today. I hope you enjoyed reading my journal🥰❤️

With love,

Emi xoxo

#emi journals #emi.txt #pet death mention #cancer mention

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writtenbymisunderstoodnerds · 2 years

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Can't sleep (Tierna x Reader)

So I don't know how happy I am with this, to me it's not great, but I had the idea so wrote it at 12am and in one go because I couldn't sleep because of it. Hope you enjoy 😊

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I can't sleep

I sent the text knowing she was busy with the team so I wasn't expecting a reply. It did make me a little sad though. I had picked up a shift for a security company owned by my dad, I had been in security along side soccer since I was old enough, it was always a way to help my dad and make some extra money. Even now, playing professionally, I still helped him as much as possible. This time the shift happened to be a night shift. We didn't have practice today so I knew I would be able to sleep. The problem was I didn't sleep very well without Tierna next to me especially when I was overtired.

Tierna and I had been dating for just over a year and a half now. We clicked pretty much instantly when I joined the red stars and after a few weeks I asked her out. A few months ago we had moved in together so I was very used to sleeping next to her.

Our only problem was that no one knew about us, except her family. It wasn't that we didn't want anyone to know. Tierna liked the privacy and I had not actually come out to anyone yet. I knew not many people in my life would care especially both my Redstars and National team teammates, most of my family wouldn't care either. I had just never gotten around to coming out. I think part of it was that I didn't even think about my sexuality until Tierna, she was my gay awakening I guess. Another part was just wanting time to explore the newness of it all and also not really feeling the need to actually come out. Neither of us minded hiding it most of the time, but I knew it was almost time to tell people. Most of the reason we were hiding it now was because I just hadn't told her I was ready.

I put my phone down, planning on trying to sleep again. I had managed to see Tierna for a little bit when I got back as I joined the team for a quick breakfast. I had also managed to lose my room key so she had to let me in which meant I got some kisses as well. If only my brain would accept that as enough for now. What I didn't expect was the door opening and someone climbing into bed next to me.

"T?" I mumbled as an arm wrapped around me.

"It's me baby, get some sleep."

I turned over, placing a quick kiss on her lips before burying my against her neck, "I thought you were hanging out with the girls?"

She ran her fingers through my hair, bringing me closer to sleep, "You said you couldn't sleep so I told them I wasn't feeling well and rain checked."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

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I wasn't sure what time it was when I woke up to shuffling, hushed whispers and camera clicking sounds. After a few seconds I recoganised the voices as Emily, Kelley and Ali telling them to get out. Tierna was asleep and I was still cuddled up against her. I shifted enough to see them which made them freeze. I hadn't even processed that they had seen us cuddled up and would likely piece it together. I was just annoyed with being woken up, "If you don't get your asses out of this room in two seconds I will throw you out myself," I spoke quietly as to not wake Tierna up. Emily and Kelley ran from the room while Ali placed a key card next to the bed.

"Sorry Y/n, they found your key card. They were already coming in when I walked by, I tried to stop them."

"It's fine, I'll see you a bit later." It was only 11:30am, my alarm wasn't set to go off until 2:30pm so I cuddled back into Tierna to get some more sleep.

Tierna was already awake when my alarm went off. She was on her phone with a look I couldn't decipher, all I knew was I didn't like it. It was probably something to do with Emily and Kelley though. Instead of asking her what was wrong, I grabbed her phone and threw it somewhere on the bed before kissing her softly. Things got heated fairly quickly, but I had to pull away before it progressed more to use the bathroom. Tierna groaned, but I winked biting her bottom lip, "Stay here."

When I came back out Tierna was back on her phone, she looked up with that same look, "Emily um-"

I grabbed her phone again and straddled her, "I know, but right now I don't care. You stayed with me all day when you already had plans," My hands slipped under her shirt, running up her stomach then slipping her shirt off and placing light kisses on her neck, "You are the only thing I care about right now."

About an hour later, Tierna was cuddled against my side, head on my chest, tracing random patterns on my stomach. After the activities that just happened, I had pretty much forgotten about the whole situation with Emily and Kelley. "What did you mean when you said you knew?"

"Huh?"

"Before, when I mentioned Emily, you said you knew without me even saying anything."

I explained what I had woken up to, how I assumed that they would have figured it out considering our position

"W-what d-do y-y-y-" I knew what she was trying to ask and I wanted to stop her the panic that was starting so I cut her off. Despite Tierna liking the privacy and not minding people not knowing yet, I knew she wanted to tell people sooner than I did. Because of this Tierna sometimes got insecure or worried that I didn't want anyone to know about us. She had asked a couple of times if we should tell people, but I had said I wasn't ready. The second time had caused a small fight in which her insecurities had come out. I had done everything I could to reassure her that it wasn't because I was ashamed of our relationship and she had been more understanding of my need to wait.

"Baby breathe, it's okay. We knew the time was coming to tell them. Everything's okay. I'm annoyed at how it's happened, but I was actually going to talk to you tonight about telling them."

"You mean it?" Tierna asked relaxing back into me.

"Of course."

We hid in our room until dinner where I knew we would be swarmed with questions. At first no one said anything, just watched as we went to get food. I knew it was only a matter of time before someone broke and asked for confirmation.

"So are you two?" Mal asked looking slightly nervous. I didn't blame her, I liked my privacy and often got very annoyed if they violated it. It wasn't her fault though so I did my best to hide my annoyance. Plus I also knew Tierna was nervous about the whole situation, I didn't want to make it worse for her or make her think I still didn't want them knowing.

"Dating? Yes."

"Why didn't you tell us you were gay?" Kelley asked.

"Why should I have to announce that I'm gay?" I asked a bit harsher than I had intended, but I was annoyed with them. They had disrespected our privacy and woken me up. It was who they were and I knew I would get over it fairly quickly. That didn't mean I wasn't going to make my annoyance with them known.

I walked away to the drinks table before anyone could say anything else. They knew to leave me alone when I was obviously annoyed. Even Tierna knew when she needed to leave me alone or follow me. Now was one of those times. I just needed a second to cool off.

"I'm sorry Y/n," Ali said coming to stand next to me a few minutes later.

"Don't be, you were trying to help." We stood there listening to the conversations going on around us. Well Ali was anyway, all my focus was on Tierna. Consciously or not, most of my attention was always on her. This girl meant everything to me.

"I still can't believe you skipped eating at the best place in town to stay in bed all day. You were so excited about it."

"I would do anything for her. Besides, there's nothing cuter then sleepy Y/n." I excused myself from Ali and went to stand beside Tierna, arm around her waist. I still felt bad about her canceling plans to be with me while I slept. Though, somehow it made me fall for her just a little bit more. Every single day I was falling for her more than I ever thought possible and when I thought I had fallen as far as possible, she didn't something that proved me wrong.

"I disagree, sleepy T is the cutest. I'll take you to the restaurant tomorrow my love."

"Nooo," Emily groaned suddenly.

"What?"

"Now we have to put up with another couple undressing each other with their eyes and making gross cutesy comments."

"You two can no longer room together!" Ashlyn exclaimed, "The babies are too young to be having sex."

I snorted pulling down my shirt collar slightly revealing a dark bruise, "Too late, besides we live together."

Ashlyn fake gagged and I couldn't help the smirk that formed. She knew I hated being called one of the babies so I would make her uncomfortable right back, "TMI! Way too much info."

I lifted the back of my shirt slightly so she could see the scratches. Her expression turned into one of complete horror. I admit I took pleasure in her misery. It helped to stop them from babying me which shouldnt even be a problem considering I was 24, "No this would be way too much information."

Tierna slapped my shoulder gently, "Babe!"

"Okay children that's enough, time to eat," Ali broke it up, sending us to our tables. She was the only one who I didn't get annoyed at for calling me a child. There was two reasons behind it. One, she called everyone children and two, she was scary.

Tierna sat cuddled into my side as we ate. There was a huge smile on her face all through dinner and right up until we went to sleep. Sure, I was annoyed at how this happened, but with that smile on her face, it didn't even matter. All that mattered was that she was happy.

#uswnt x reader #uswnt imagine #uswnt imagines #woso imagines #tierna davidson #woso x reader

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thatswhatilikebruh · 1 month

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ok folks ive binge watched 11 episodes of season 2 of 911 here are my thoughts:

Maddie and chimney are so adorable i love them together they really complete each other 🥰

Wtf is with buck's obsession with eddie everything??? (Like i thought u guys were joking but apparently IT IS THAT DEEP)

I love HEN in the "hen begins"She is THE MOTHER (ALSO TOMMY ???? BRUH what are you doing here ARIANA!!)

But of course nobody Motherss more as ATHENA- she is still the most badass person and my number one fav character

Im really sad that we do no have some more abt her tho this season , I guess it is because of all these new characters and storylines

Chris is such a baby 🥹 i love my kid!!

"YOU 2 HAVE AN ADORABLE SON OWKEBWUAVDUJJSJDJJ I BEGAN TO PASS OUT-

I like Shannon tbh , nothing against her. Seems like her an Eddie both made some mistakes

Bobby and Athena when can yall adopt me??? ( im 24 years old btw hope that wont be an issue with the aodptaion papers)

Lowkey super funny how buck is in denial for like 6 episodes ( DENIAL IS THE RIVER IN EGYPT!! ABBY IS NOT COMING BACK🗣🗣🗣)

#yes im having a blasy #yes my sleep schedule is nonexistent #yes ill continue to binge watch this shit #911 abc #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #athena grant #bobby nash #hen wilson #maddie x chimney #chimney han

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Finals

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

vote Glenn I am asking with the biggest saddest eyes possible 🥺🥺🥺 he is so sexy it's pathetic and also so pathetic it's sexy, no I can not possibly adequately elaborate just trust me

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Gable (Campaign: Skyjacks):

7ft tall silver-haired thembo of a fallen angel. was the literal sword of god until they killed him! reasons slightly unclear but probably sure to forbidden queer love! super caring for their friends. has one friend they have known for hundreds of years who they HATE but are bound to by the red string of fate. their sword is a part of them, they can sheathe it into a tattoo. they start out indistinct at the edges but as they have continued on through the campaign they have become more and more distinct. they became a flaming engine of justice to kill their friends shitheaded older brother who was following him. they have learned enough necromancy to allow other fallen angels to die, even though they typically cannot. they fly giant birds in to battle.

7ft tall beefcake wielding a sword as tall as they are. vengeful sweetheart

Imagine now: a fallen angel with beautiful gray hair and very big muscles. Now imagine them with a 9 ft sword. Now imagine them as a helmsperson of a pirate ship in a flowy deep-v pirate shirt. Now imagine they're dumb as a fucking rock. And finally, imagine that they killed god. Here, you have made Gable Skyjacks: sexiest podcast character of all time.

7ft tall nonbinary/genderfluid thembo fallen angel sky pirate who wields a buster sword. silvergrey hair with black/gold streaks as they regain feathers/memories of before their fall. back is covered in tattoos that hide the scars of their shredded off wings. killed God. toxic exes with lucifer. they are the keeper of several giant war birds who occasionally crave human flesh. they enjoy getting rowdy/smoking rope with their boys. they collect rocks that they think are neat. When anyone admits they are attracted to them, Gable trips over their words and absolutely swaglessly ends up sounding stupider and sexier by the end of the conversation; the will they/won't they and teasing they dish out to these (un?)lucky few is palpable. Sometimes the buster sword is on fire. They are immortal, they are cringe, they are trying to atone because they believe they are the reason the world is ruined.

Okay so aside from all of the above (giant with a matching giant flaming sword, killed god, extreme dumbass), here's some more propaganda for Gable the Godkiller.

They've escaped death multiple times with their partner in... crime? Like literally they were about to be executed in the most brutal way possible and just. Escaped and killed all their captors in the snowy wastelands.

They are the helmsperson of the Uhuru and take this job very seriously and definitely haven't left it to Bowser (you know, like from Mario) multiple times. Can steer that flying ship in horrible weather and still make it to port safely.

Healed an entire fucking hospital by cutting their hair for someone they had the hots for who was also in the hospital. Imagine being on that level of myth making in some random port city because of a hair cut.

Giant bird caretaker and also took the giant birds out on their friend's bachelor party (this was like. his Xth polyamorous marriage at this point btw) and had a fucking blast getting high on some rope and fucking around. They've also flown these birds into combat and looked cool as hell doing it (see: killing their friend's shithead of an older brother in a joust).

Had a relationship with Lucifer the Morning Star before they fell as an angel and killed God. Literally the reason the stars fell was their love for each other. The world would not look the same without Gable and they are, at the very least indirectly responsible for the creation of the Church of the Slain God and everything it represents (fantasy Catholicism).

And also yeah they are regularly tripping over themself and saying very silly things. 10/10 character we love Liz Anderson and Gable in this house

I am seeing people say that this Nicky fellow is basically trans! That's very cool! Gable is actually trans. Pronouns they/them/any presentation whatever they feel like.

Gable held a bachelor party for a BFF where the attendees hunted from their sky birds, wore dresses, and still managed to keep their eyeliner on point!

Gable killed God because he wouldn't let them be queer. They should rightfully crush anyone in their path.

We are finally going up against a character I know. I can confidently say all sexy moments with Gable are much sexier than TAZ's largely off-screen romances. Mod Note: This was written during the poll versus Killian Fangbattle.

But seriously. Listen to Gable's most recent introduction. Unparalleled sexy thembo introduction! Context: The Captain's Council is at a magical tattoo/piercing parlor (which has a lengthy form and disclosure process), trying to stay below the radar, and the Captain and Jonnit are pretending to be father/son to keep up the ruse. And to let Jonnit get a tattoo, since he's technically sort of underage. Bonus: Gable's decision at the tattoo/piercing parlor and noping out of Orimar and Jonnit's acting. (You should check out the full episode! Episode 197 starts a new arc and a good point to step into the series!)

Nicky Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

One armed half-demon man with a sword (also a Dedicated, Involved, Loving Father). (Specifically campaign 2, where he is an adult)

Transmasc bisexual (or at least so widely accepted as such it's basically canon) dilf half-demon let's start with the basics

And by half-demon I mean the literal prince of Hell

But also simultaneously is Saint Nicolas get you a man who can do both specifically this man

Missing an arm cause his ex-friends tragically betrayed him and shot it off but he doesn't need two arms to show you a good time wink wink ;)

The betrayal in question forced him to be seperated from his also hot milf voice actress wife and their son which is sad but in like a way that makes him sexier

Uses his one hand to wield a flaming katana that he used to rescue his son from the FBI

Protects his family with his life very literally which is hot as hell

Big himbo energy couldn't come up with a good plan if he used 100% of his brain

When he does fail at things it's pretty cute honestly

Definitely played a variety of musical instruments before the whole arm thing happened! Maybe he still does idk he's a sexy mystery

2 in 1 deal! This man was born from the merging of two timelines! Kinda sick!!! Also two dads = twice the daddy issues

You'd think the whole being forcibly split from his family thing would mean he isn't very close with his son but nope! His son adores him! They get along great!!!

His mom is simultaneously alive and dead

His mom bagged fucking two different dudes (one of whom FOUND HER DEAD in a different timeline, both of which are demons)

HIS MOMS NAME IS MORGAN FREEMAN, HIS DAD’S NAME IS GLENN CLOSE, AND HIS OTHER DAD’S NAME IS JODIE FOSTER, AND HIS GREAT SOMETHING GRANDFATHER’S NAME IS MERYL STREEP

HIS SONS NAME IS TAYLOR SWIFT

Lifelong pot smoker 👍 (plus drug flower user!!)

CANONICALLY BOTH A POLO WEARER (and yes, has all the stereotypes of that attached with it — a nerd, which is hot) AND A LEATHER JACKET WEARER (which also has all the stereotypes attached with it — a rebel dude person, which is also hot) [<- all widely accepted as canon by the fandom even as he’s older]

A part of the SECOND BIGGEST ship of season two, (Nark) despite the two characters only having one-two canon interactions (one of which JUST happened last episode)

Man’s a himbo what’s hotter than that

So many fucking names. You try to tag him in anything and he takes up half the space. That’s probably hot. For someone out there

This was already mentioned but so very very trans. Like. It’s basically canon

Rock and roll(er)

Joined a group of thieves called the watermice when he was like 13

for a few minutes had a guitar called the Battle Axe of Hatred

definitely had an frienimies with benefits relationship with his childhood friend Lark (sorry ppl that don’t ship nark lol) (it’s canon after ep 44 hah)

Nicky also acts like his sons Pokémon! Taylor tells his dad to do things, and Nicky does it without thinking about anything else he could do!

I feel like the audio of the entire Nick-breaking-into-the-FBI scene should be propaganda, but I'm copying select bits from the transcript:

Anthony: Yeah, it kind of echoes up through the vent, like the beginning of Metal Gear Solid. You hear a voice that strikes you as ever so slightly familiar, Taylor. Saying— ??: [a deep voice] [echoing in the vent] Where is he? Anthony: You hear— Will: Uh-oh, he’s hot. Anthony: —a bunch of shouting voices. [giggles] Beth: Uh-oh! Anthony: You hear a bunch of shouting voices and people shouting for him to get down on the ground to turn off his flame. To fucking get his hands behind his back. You hear this rhythmic stepping forward— because his footsteps don't sound like anybody else's because it's almost like… y’know when you toss a little bit of water onto a really hot pan and it just sizzles like that? It's like every footstep he's taking, you can hear that— Freddie: Cool Anthony: — and you can feel some of that heat coming up in this vent, even though you can't see him at this point. And he goes— ??: [echoing] Where. Is. My. Boy? Anthony: You hear the FBI agent—the FBI in quotation marks agent—in the back going like— Agent: [echoing] He's safe for now. If you want to go ahead and make sure that he stays that way, you feel free to go ahead and step inside the suite that we've prepared for you, my boy. Anthony: And you hear the hot guy voice saying— [chuckles] The Hot Guy: [echoing] I don't think that's going to happen.

...

[a powerful rush of air builds] Anthony: You hear— [gunfire, and the air rush culminates in a burst of flame; from underneath the fire, metal music starts playing] Anthony: —plumes of flame exploding. [a person’s pained shout, gunfire and bursts of flame continue] Anthony: You can feel the heat radiating through this metal vent and it's actually beginning to hurt and burn your hands.

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Anthony: And you hear blood— [sizzling] Anthony: —hitting the fucking ground and you hear sizzling and things boiling and burning. Taylor: That could just be coffee! That could just be coffee. Link, let's go. Anthony: And you are getting closer and closer to the elevator. And you hear that same hot voice say— The Hot Guy: [echoing] Where the hell is Taylor?

Gable and Nicky Together:

We are on a joint ticket now! This is a truly unbeatable combo. Not even god can nerf it because Gable killed him. Vote for us. Nicky Close will watch your stuff and play with your cats while Gable gives you the night of your life.

Gable and Nicky can literally be yuor angle or ur bevil.

Art of Gable and Nicky from @slightlyhopefulromantic.

#Round 6 #Glenn Close #Glenn Close DnDads #Gable #Gable Skyjacks #Nicky Close #Campaign #Campaign Podcast #Campaign: Skyjacks #Skyjacks #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies

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fitrahgolden · 5 months

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WEARY MEMORY: 1 - PROLOGUE: WEARY MEMORIES I CAN ALWAYS SEE

[SUMMARY: How did we get here?

NOTE: Warning: This exposition dump is very sad. It’s sad, ya’ll.]

Kate, age 10

Kate lives with her parents, Kaveri and Maaran, in Bangaluru, until her mother dies from injuries sustained in a car accident both she and Kate were in that was caused by hydroplaning during a heavy storm. Maaran moves Kate and himself to London afterwards. He had been offered a promotion that he had been considering turning down because of the required move, but changed his mind to give Kate a fresh start.

Kate, age 11

Maaran marries Mary a year after he and Kate arrive in London. Kate, a grieving preteen, doesn't readily accept Mary as a mother figure. Another year later sees Mary giving birth to Edwina. Edwina brings Kate and Mary closer together, and Kate comes to love her as her Bonus Mum.

Kate and Anthony, ages 17 and 20

Anthony and Kate meet by chance on campus at Oxford, Anthony being three years ahead of her, and almost done with school. He’s a writer who plans to write children’s books full-time after he graduates, his parents owning a generations-old publishing house, The Bridgerton Press.

Kate and Anthony, ages 19 and 22

By the time Kate and Anthony get engaged, Maaran is terminally ill. His death about six months into their engagement pushes their wedding back a year, due to Kate's own grieving and feeling like her relationship needs to take a backseat to caring for Mary and Edwina, who is seven years old when Maaran dies. The fact that neither of her parents lived to see her get married is devastating to Kate as well as Anthony. The two become Edwina’s de facto parents while Mary struggles with her depression.

Kate and Anthony, ages 24 and 27 Edmund (Ned) and Maaran (Maan), ages 2 and 0

Three years into their marriage, Kate and Anthony are happily married with two children, two year old Edmund Jr (“Ned”) and baby Maaran (“Maan”). Kate is a budding independent fashion designer, and Anthony is living his dream of writing children’s books, which Kate illustrates. Their life is again turned upside down when Edmund Sr dies from anaphylaxis. A bee had made its way inside of his and Violet’s home while he was alone. He didn’t always carry his epipen on his person when he was home, and couldn’t reach it in time after he was stung.

Anthony feels compelled to take over as President and CEO of The Bridgerton Press. His mother’s long term grief leaves her unavailable, and none of his adult siblings volunteer to help him take over running the company. Nor does he ask for help.

Much like they did with Mary and Edwina, Anthony and Kate take on the caretaking of Violet and Anthony’s younger siblings, Gregory and Hyacinth. This, along with heading up The Bridgerton Press, leaves Anthony with no time to write his own stories.

Kate and Anthony, ages 29 and 32 Edmund, Maaran, and Kaveri (Riri, Kav), ages 7, 5, and 0

Anthony and Kate’s third child, Kaveri (“Riri”, “Kav”), is born five years later, and Kate's resulting postpartum depression is debilitating. Anthony tries to be as understanding and supportive as possible, but they soon find themselves in a rapid decline of their marriage. Kate and Anthony are divorced by the time Kaveri is three years old.

[NOTE: The prologue made me sad, so I'm posting the first proper chapter today as well.]

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radiostaticcc · 2 years

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Drifting Home

I’ve just finished watching Drifting Home and i am absolutely shattered. I cried like 5 times??

The whole movie just felt so? I don’t know how to describe it. It’s just, it hurt so much but it also made me feel happy? The movie felt like a dream idk. And all the characters are so good, like actually, all of their friendships made me sob in the best way possible. Especially Natsume, Kousuke and Noppo’s bond???? It was so heart wrenching, like?? Genuine shivers.

The story in itself is also REALLY interesting. The whole concept of an entire building suddenly floating on the sea and no one know how it happened? And everyone seems to see stuff from their memories? And again, the relationships between the characters are so well done. Like, they do act and feel like 11 year olds, and that just made it 100 times more intense? methinks. Like they’re so young, they’re literal babies. /affectionate

And also can we talk about the ANIMATION????? Absolutely fucking gorgeous, i’ll never get over it. It had this Studio Ghibli atmosphere in some moments, especially this one!!

The color palettes, the lights, everything!!

Honestly i suck at reviews, simply because most of the time i can’t describe how i’m feeling, but yeah, this movie was so good, genuienly. It made me feel so sad for so many reasons but a good kind of sad? Is that even a thing?

YES also the character designs??? They all look so cute ahh! My favorite one was definitely Noppo! Second fav might be Taishi?? THEY ALL LOOK GREAT IT’S HARD TO CHOOSE!!!!

Btw i’m pretty sure Yuzuru’s voice actor is also Izuku’s??? WHICH MADE ME MELT especially since they kinda have the same personality??

Um idk what else to add haha. I could add on about everyone’s relationship with each other and the whole found family trope that i absolutely adore, and how they’re all blushing all the time which is also super adorable!!! And uh Noppo pains me like i love him so much he’s my blorbo!!!! He needs to be hugged. THE LOVE HE HOLDS FOR KOUSUKE AND NATSUME PAINS ME SO MUCH!!! It’s soooo i don’t even know anymore. I think i should stop writing or i’ll go on forever and no one will want to read all that!! Sorry!!

#drifting home #ame wo tsugeru hyouryuu danchi #natsume #kosuke #noppo #taishi #yuzuru #netflix #please watch this movie #reina #juri #anime #review of sorts #movie review #i suck at reviews its just me rambling #this movie made me sad but again i always am #this made me cry 5 fucking times #its a lot #for a 2 hour movie

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scruffyssketchbook · 8 months

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how was old eevolves like?

It was written by an 11 year old. And it shows.

Shun had both Naruto and Avatar powers (he could bend all 4 elements and do Ninja Jutsu/control his chakra). And was a Mary Sue. I focused so much on Shun x May that it seemed like they were the main characters and everyone else was a side character. Eve’s dolls in ssec were in old Eevolves but Ruby owned them. Ofc, no June. Shun made them and they could talk because ofc they can. Sylveon wasn’t a thing when I wrote old Eevolves so Ruby liked Randy and there was no love triangle there. Max was never in the series cause him and his best friend Jax went away to learn ninjutsu from a Naruto ninja master. He wanted to get stronger so April will notice him. Which he did. Ex (or X) was an evil shiny Umbreon named UMBREON X and he was obsessed with Flora and he led a group of shiny Pokémon that terrorized everywhere, and ofc, Mary Shun had to stop him with his cool bad ass Naruto powers. Umbreon X also eventually got April Pregnant. Why April? She had nothing going for her so I thought it’ll bring her back into the story. It didn’t. :V She ended up hiding the baby from everyone. I forgot her son’s name. It’s probably Keith. Keith won’t be in New Eevolves and April is not getting pregnant either. Randy was a runt (like Vay is) and apparently it was Shun’s fault???? Idk. They had a big fight about it (with curse words and all) and Mary Shun with all his edge on display was like “ya…… come with me…….” “Leafeon……. It’s my fault….”. Randy is still oblivious as Ever with how Ruby feels about him, and only realizes when she heard her tell someone else. When he confronts her about this, she lists off the whole cast, saying the Eevolves main characters by their Eeveelution name but every other Eeveelution character by their actual name.

Mary Shun (who was Literally Black from ES but more Emo and Edgy) got super emo around May, so he leaves and May is heart broken for years until a kind Glaceon boy made her happy again and when Shun comes back against his will she still chooses SHUN AND NOT THE CUTE NICE GLACEON BOY WHO HELPED HER THROUGH ALL HER SAD TIMES. (The cute Glaceon character is in new Eevolves too, trying to find a name for him because I don’t remember his old name.) Speaking about Mary Shun, he at the ripe age of 12, had a mate and a child on the way, but both were killed by a Pokémon attack right in front of him (Ofc he killed the Pokémon who did it afterwards) and that is how he became edgy mc Edgelord. Also he borderline hated May and always told her to leave him alone and insulted things she liked. But OFC he had a soft spot for her cause she reminded him of his dead wife *eye roll* literal Tsundere. There is a picture I drew of him and said dead wife, they look like adults. Randy is playing a game with Ruby next to them and they look like literal babies. These characters are NOT THAT FAR IN AGE FROM EACHOTHER. Also ofc there are Eevolves kids too, they have their OWN drama. And one of them ofc is a Ninjutsu master at the ripe age of 4 years old. (Eevolves uses human aging, not SSEC aging btw). Everyone had dead or missing parents. Flora and Max’s parents died in a fire, April and May’s mom died and their dad was missing, Jet never knew his parents, Ruby’s parent abandoned her, Shun and Randy’s parents- are actually alive but Shun disowned them along with his older brother. So they were mostly living on their own. From a young age. No family or cousins or anything. Max evolved into a Jolteon btw.

BRO I JUST FOUND AN IMAGE OF MAY SAYING “WANNA BE THE SANTA IN MY SLEIGH” TO SHUN WUT LOLLLLLLLLLLL HELP I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 11

All of this ofc. Is changing.

I feel like the only thing not changing completely is Jet’s backstory, because HONESTLY. It’s the most grounded. I completely overhauled Shun’s personality, gave April more personality, changed everything with Max, gave them actual parental figures (well not Shun, his Parents stays borderline disowned, but the rest do have parental figures) and in general made the story like- not seem like it was written by a 11 year old.

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sweetbillwriting · 10 months

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Love Just Happens

A New Chapter - Part 7

Characters: The future's Bill Skarsgård and others close to him. The rest is my own characters.

Setting: This story is set in the future but because it's hard to say how the world is then (and it isn't that important for the story) the future is similar to our time now, even with fashion and so on.

Warnings: 18+, age difference, ageism, mentions about sex, jealousy, sexism, family problems, parental problems, possessiveness, pregnancy.

Note: The most of this chapter is from a 11-12 year old's perspective.

2028 - 2031

Bill's middle daughter had never really seen her parents in love. Happy, yes, together with her and her sisters. They could joke around sometimes, talk deeply with each other but they never seemed to be in love. Most often they seemed irritated with each other. She heard them fight just a few times but they bickered a lot. She thought to herself that maybe that was love. Maybe that wasn't anything weird but when they told the three of them they would separate it didn't come as a surprise. Yet, still she was sad, mostly to see her father move out, leaving holes in their home and making the future unwise.

Their mother found a new man after a year. She and her sisters didn't have so many thoughts about him, he was just there. He could be funny but often he didn't give them much attention at all.

It was different when her father told them about his girlfriend. It was very different. It was in the morning, as usual they FaceTimed with their father at an odd time so she didn't think it was anything important. He just wanted to check in, hear about school and give air kisses. Her dad smiled a lot with them but something was different with his smile then. His eyes were clearer and he licked his lips over and over. Then he said it; "my girlfriend". Her dad had a girlfriend. Someone that made him smile so big. She looked at her dad with a big smile and listened to him talk about her. It was even more of a shock when he told them who it was, Aurora Lou! And suddenly she sat there, next to him like it was the most natural thing. She loved Aurora Lou. Her music, her videos, her clothes. She looked at her with big eyes. Aurora's hair laid long and baby blue over her shoulder, her lips so glossy it looked like they shone while she moved. Her father also looked at Aurora while they talked, he had his arm behind her and looked down at her when she talked. She couldn't put her finger on why her dad looked different and why it made her chest glow with love. It was just something with his expression that she hadn't seen before and when she laid in bed at night she realized what it was. It was how her dad looked when he was in love. He was in love with the popstar Aurora Lou. His girlfriend.

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2034

They looked around in the big house on the island. It was Aurora's house but their dad would move there so that also meant they would. All three of them. Even if their dad had just gotten together with Aurora again. It was really a big house, mostly white but with many green plants.

"Do you like it?" Aurora asked while all of them were upstairs. Bill's middle daughter looked at his young girlfriend. She wore just a sports bra and leggings and played with her long hair while talking.

"It's amazing! I really love this house!" Said her older sister excitingly and looked in a room at the end of the hallway. It was a guest room, with similar luxurious interior as the other rooms. The house interior was nothing like they were used to. They were used to a much more modest style. Bill's eleven year old followed her eight year old sister into a room. It was the tower room. Round, with big windows from floor to ceiling.

"I want this room!" She screamed loudly and looked around. There was just a big, white grand piano in the room.

"No, I want it!" Screamed her little sister even louder.

"Hey, hey, hey. No screaming," their dad said and both of the girls became quiet. "It's me and Aurora who decide which room you get and this room… ehh…" He looked at Aurora.

"This room is my room. It's more or less my office. It's here where I sit to do my music," said she with a sweet smile towards them. They looked at Aurora then their dad disappointedly but nodded. He smiled a little but then took his chance to drag Aurora close to him and whisper something in her ear. His middle daughter looked at them discreetly. Aurora dragged her long nails with hearts on over her father's long sleeved t-shirt while his hand caressed the naked skin between her top and leggings. She looked away a bit embarrassed and gave the room a final look. She would almost do anything to get that room.

She got the room that Aurora used as a closet. She looked at the clothes and shoes being lit up by spotlight. It was a lot of pink and white. She could see Aurora liked short tight dresses and delicate materials like silk and chiffon. It was nothing like her mother's wardrobe.

"Of course, we will renovate it and my clothes… I think I have room for them in my other closet," said Aurora who smiled.

"Will all three rooms get renovated?" Bill's oldest daughter asked with big eyes.

"Yes, I've already hired a company that will fix it fast, after your liking."

The girls looked at their father, who scratched his neck a bit uncomfortable. It was just his fifteen year old daughter who realized it wasn't his idea and not he who would pay for it.

"But they don't need to do that much…" said Bill's oldest but his middle daughter looked down at the floor. She didn't want to live in a closet. Even if it was quite big.

"We will fix that," said Aurora and looked at her boyfriend with a smile. He smiled too and kissed her hand. While the grown up’s had a moment the girls looked at Aurora's clothes. She wore the same size as his oldest daughter and she pulled them out like she was on a shopping spree. Bill looked at her when she touched the silky dresses and corset tops.

"You know, you can borrow clothes from me anytime," said Aurora and Bill gave her a fast look and laughed uncomfortably.

"Really?" Said his daughter excitedly with a pink dress in zebra pattern in her hands. It had wires under the chest like a bra. Bill loved when Aurora wore such clothes but on his fifteen year old daughter? A big no.

"Not that one," he said and crossed his arms.

"No, I actually will wear that tonight, your dad wants to show me a sky bar."

Aurora smiled but then realized Bill didn't know she would wear that dress.

"...or your dad just doesn't like the dress." She looked at him a bit hurt.

"Not on a fifteen year old!"

"Oh, because I dress…"

Bill hushed Aurora while his daughters looked at them confused.

He dragged her out from the room softly, what they didn't know was that his two oldest daughters looked at them curiously. They saw their dad kiss his girlfriend's arms and hands over and over.

"I didn't mean it like that, baby… I just meant that… You dress really sensually and on a fifteen year old… She is a child."

Bill's oldest scoffed but not so the adults could hear.

"Okay…" Aurora sighed. "But can I wear the dress?"

Bill smirked and dragged her close to his body.

"I don't want anything else. You will be so sexy in that…" He whispered something the girls couldn't hear but his oldest could understand what kind of thing it was. She blushed heavily but smiled with disgust but also amusement.

"What?" Said her younger sister who had listened to the same conversation.

"Nothing. Nothing. They're just really in love, you know."

She didn't understand but nodded anyway and then moved so their father wouldn't see that they stood and watched them.

Bill's daughters stood in the hallway and put on their shoes. They would take the security company's boat together with their dad and his girlfriend into town where they would leave them to their mother while they would go out to that sky bar Aurora mentioned. The two youngest were disappointed they didn't get to go with them. His oldest had plans with friends but the other two also wanted to sit and watch out over Stockholm and eat lobster. It was something special being with their dad and Aurora. It was like their happy mushy feelings also infected them but it was also a mystery. They couldn't really understand everything, why they laughed or why it seemed like their dad seemed to both be more uptight and relaxed at the same time, but they loved trying to understand it.

Aurora stood a bit into the hallway, in front of a mirror dressed in that pink dress they had looked at before. She wore high white Mary Jane's and her hair laid long and blown out over her back. They had started getting used to Aurora's ways now and just gave her a little admiring look.

"Will the dogs be alone?" The middle girl asked Aurora when she came up to them.

"No, the dogs' sitter will come later."

Aurora smiled and fixed the girl's hair that lay messy down her shoulder. The girl smiled a little and got a bit warm by Aurora's loving touch. She would never be their mother, not even close to it but it felt good knowing she cared for them.

Bill came down the stairs dressed in a champagne colored silky shirt. The short sleeves hugged his biceps and they could see a bit of his tanned chest. He looked great, all three of his girls could see that but it was obvious it wasn't their attention he wanted. He just looked at Aurora with a bit of a smirk and she giggled sweetly.

"So does it look good?"

"It looks great, you look amazing," answered Aurora and walked to the stairs to meet him. He bent down to be able to kiss her and looked at her with thinning eyes. It looked similar to when he played shark in the water with them.

'I bought this shirt for your dad even if he didn't like it at first… But wasn't I right?" Aurora asked with a sweet giggle. His daughters smiled and nodded, like they could feel what Aurora felt but his middle daughter mostly felt left out by seeing them like that but she pushed it away. She shouldn't feel like that.

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Their mother looked Aurora up and down over and over while the youngest girl told her about their week with their father. It had been his week so they had lived with him in his apartment but that day, that Saturday they had learned that their father didn't live in that apartment any more but had moved to Aurora’s as soon as they had become a couple again. Now he wanted them there too and together they had visited Aurora. His youngest daughter told all of this to her mother while he and his girlfriend stood behind her in her mother's hallway.

Their oldest daughter had gone to her room but their middle daughter looked between her parents while her little sister spoke. She examined her mother's face, looked at her father holding Aurora's hand.

"Bill? Can I talk to you, just a minute?" Their mother said and pointed towards the kitchen. Her dad gave Aurora a fast look.

"Yeah, a minute then," he said and let go of Aurora. While they walked to the kitchen her little sister gave Aurora a guided tour of the apartment, the apartment they had lived in most of their lives. Bill's middle daughter followed them but listened on to what she could make of her parents saying. So did Aurora, she noticed, neither of them listened to her little sister full heartedly.

"Bill, I really want to be on your side, trust me. But… That instagram post she put up two days ago? It's not okay when you have young girl's in the family."

It was a photoshoot. Aurora had said she really loved doing it because it was so different from what she usually got to do. It looked like it was taken at a street race and all her outfits were in the theme, with short denim skirts, cropped tops and neon tube tops. In a picture she laid on top of a colorful car roof in a neon thong and an oversize white tank top that looked well worn and almost transparent. But she was gorgeous, in every frame and their father had just smiled when his daughters wanted to look at the pictures with Aurora. But clearly their mother had another thought.

"It was a photoshoot. They get that. It's not like she dresses like that otherwise," said their father bored.

"No? It looks like she is wearing just her nightgown right now."

His middle daughter could see how Aurora looked down at her dress. She looked uncomfortable and pulled on the hem. Clearly she understood Swedish better than they had understood.

"She just has fun. She loves fashion. And she's 27 years old. She looks like women her age do." It was quiet a moment in the kitchen. "Don't do that face. We all know she's younger and I don't need to hear more about it." Bill continued with annoyance in his voice.

"Fine, fine. But you should think about what the girls might pick up. Aurora is gorgeous, a beautiful girl. But much of it is fake."

She heard her father scoff.

"Everyone is a bit fake nowadays but I mean, she looks fake. That's another thing," Continued their mother.

"No she doesn't and you also know you…"

"I don't want to fight and I didn't mean to be mean to your girlfriend, I just mean that the fantasies she is selling to our daughters, they will never be able to buy."

Bill's middle daughter heard it all and looked at Aurora's discreetly wipe away a tear. She really felt bad for her even if she didn't really understand what her mother was saying. Clearly it was something meant just for her father to hear. She swallowed hard but pretended like she hadn't heard what her parents had said or that she had seen Aurora upset. She wished she hadn't seen any of it.

It seemed like Aurora did the same because when her parents came out to them she smiled big and just asked Bill if it was time for them to go. It was and his daughters said goodbye to the both of them. Bill's middle daughter watched her mother's face when they had left. She looked harsh and emotionless but a scream from the street changed that face. All four of them looked out the window where they could hear that weird scream again, it was their father, pretending to attack Aurora. Aurora laughed and let him lift her up but complained about her short dress. Neither she nor Bill knew that his daughters and ex watched them in their lovesick games. Two of the people in the audience were just happy seeing the couple so in love. But the two other viewers looked at each other. Bill's middle daughter looked at her mom's face. She looked sad and tired by seeing Bill and Aurora like that. Her daughter couldn't understand why but felt that joy for her father was not so pure anymore. She really didn't like to see her mom sad. Carefully she took her mother's hand and felt her squeeze it back.

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Their dad was home alone when they came with their mother to the big villa in the archipelago. Aurora was in Los Angeles for work, their father had instead just came home from a job in Croatia. He was tanned and was really fit after doing that part. The house was as much their home as their mother's apartment now, even better because of its size and cool things. Like Aurora's studio, the pink Smeg fridge and their luxury bedrooms. It had changed a bit since they moved in, probably for their father. It was much less pink and there were several pictures of their father with his fiancee, also pictures of the whole family. While the girls said hello to the dogs and looked through the pictures of their father's latest photoshoot that laid on the kitchen table, their parents walked to the living room to talk.

"They’re wondering why they can't come to the wedding," said their mom. Just outside of the room stood their middle daughter listening, she had learned how to eavesdrop on her parents.

"What did you say to them?" Asked their father. It sounded like he sat down.

"That they should talk to you."

Her dad was quiet a moment.

"I don't really understand either. They want to be a part of your life. They feel left out," continued their mother. She wasn’t lying, it had been a hot topic at their mom's house. Their dad had just told them briefly that it was a party for adults, but hadn't said more than that.

"You do understand. It will be a party. Not a place for kids. And I want Aurora to be able to relax on our wedding day, not feel that she must be good in front of my kids."

"What will you do actually? I heard something about Italy?" Asked her mother nosingly.

"Yeah." Said her father shortly. His middle daughter felt the bad feelings in her stomach. Her father and Aurora would have a fairytale party in Italy without them. They had been to Italy and it was so amazing. She knew Aurora had a house there, they had never visited it even if her dad had several times.

Her mother scoffed.

"You can't tell me more than that? We still have mutual friends, I will find out."

Her father sighed again.

"We will be at this vineyard, Aurora knows the owners. We don't really know much more than that because a group of our friends have instead planned the party. I think it can get quite wild."

A wild party. A wild party with actors, singers and rappers. It sounded like real fun. Why couldn't they just come? Even their grand dad was invited.

"It sounds fun…" it sounded like her mother also wanted to come but their dad didn't say anything. It felt like he just wanted to have that part of his life for himself.

Later that day he explained to her and her sisters that it would be a party for grown ups, that there would be things in their parents life that they wouldn't be a part of. Her sisters seemed to understand but she didn't. She just wanted to be with her dad and be a part of his and Aurora's life all the time.

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2035

Bill Skarsgård had just celebrated his 45th birthday. He did it with close friends and his pregnant wife Aurora Lou, in Italy. There were leaked pictures online, pictures of Aurora in a small red bikini and a big belly. The birthday boy on the beach sand in wet bathing shorts in the same color as her bikini. His hair was wet and pushed back while her hair was gathered in a big bird nest on her head. They looked sweet together. His hand on her belly, them kissing lovingly and even a picture of her patting his bum. Such pictures were never online of him before he met Aurora. It wasn't that often now either but when there was it most often the nature of such photos. They were so sweet but there were also many that thought it was too much. Some of his fans, some of her fans, some of his so called friends, some of her so called friends, their exes. But also Bill's middle daughter. Once again they were away without them. Just the two of them and their baby.

Their baby who Aurora wanted to give the round room to. The baby with Dior and Louis Vuitton clothes. Her father's fourth child but first and only child with Aurora Lou. The woman he had married.

She looked at the pictures of her dad. She would never tell anyone that she actually really looked at the sneaky photos of her father. There was a silent agreement that they didn't look at those things of their dad but she couldn't stop herself. She knew she was too nosy.

Her boyfriend, Algot, sat next to her in Aurora's studio. On the pink couch opposite the computer and her gold records. Algot just sat and enjoyed being in a real studio. He was one year older than her and dreamt about a career in the music industry. He looked at the pictures of Aurora's album covers but also a big picture of her together with her husband.

"Your dad has the best life. And like, you know he's like really hot for being so old?" Algot said to his girlfriend who scrolled on her phone. Algot thought back on when he was meeting her dad in the gym. He looked young, successful, fit and strong. Everything he wanted to be.

"And he has the hottest wife."

Bill's daughter looked up at her boyfriend.

"Ugh, don't talk like that! They are old!"

"She isn't old. And she is really really hot."

"Not anymore. She's really pregnant. Like, her belly looks all swollen."

Her boyfriend smirked and looked at one of Aurora's more revealing covers.

"She's still hot. Do you ever think about how she got pregnant?"

Bill's daughter made a disgusted face. To be honest she hadn't really thought about it. Of course she knew but she had probably blocked that thought.

"They probably have the best sex life. Like you can kinda figure that out in her songs."

She gave her boyfriend a pissed look but it changed slowly to an upset one. She didn't want to think about her dad like that, especially because there was one question that screamed in her ear over and over. Was it the reason his dad was with someone younger?

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"I've said so many times, Algot is an asshole. He just uses you to get close to dad. And Aurora," said her older sister. They were alone in the villa while her dad, his wife and their younger sister were out with the boat. She listened to her older sister but sighed with irritation. She was right but Algot was both cute and popular.

"But yeah, he is right. You're weird to never have thought about that dad and Aurora doing it."

"Have you thought about it?" She asked shocked and paused the series they were watching.

"Sure. Mom and dad also did it when they were a couple. I have even heard them."

"Mom and dad?" Said Bill's twelve year old daughter.

"No, thank god. Dad and Aurora. Gross as fuck but it is natural," said Bill's sixteen year old daughter with a shrug.

"You mean they do it when we are here??"

"Of course. It has been obvious since the beginning that they act like teenagers together or something."

"Do you think… Do you think dad is with Aurora because of that? That he like, feels younger?"

Bill's older daughter gave her younger sister a condescending look.

"Of course. Come on, dad was forty when Aurora and he met. She is young, gorgeous and they…" she made a bit of a disgusted look. "Like to be close to each other."

Both his daughters sat in disgust, the difference was that one could accept her dad was a man, not just their father, while the other one couldn't.

She thought a lot about what her older sister had said. She felt disappointed, grossed out but also some sort of possessiveness towards her father. She examined them when they were close. Her dad's hand dragging over Aurora's waist, how he moved her hair from her neck. She looked at Aurora when she sat down in his lap, dragging her hand over his chest and biceps. She even saw them kiss deeply, their tongues moving against each other. One day she saw them standing in the pink, round nursery, her dad lifting Aurora up on the changing table and Aurora's hand dragging down from his chest to the bottom of his jeans, she knew then she never wanted to visit them again.

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Thoughts on Battle of the Super Sons (major spoilers for the entire plot):

Grazer is great as Jon

Laura Bailey’s Lois is great

I don’t particularly care for Travis Willingham’s Clark. His Superman is fine, but his voice sounds wrong coming out of mild-mannered journalist Clark Kent.

Love the whole opening. Especially love the old comics-style (complete with benday dots) montage of Clark’s life up until Jon’s birth

Glad to see we’re skipping the complicated multiverse stuff

Jon immediately jumping to “cosplay” as the reason for the Superman costume under the bed has made my day

But also Clark why was it just under your bed. Presumably while you were on a League mission for two weeks.

“I don’t care that you’re sorry! I just want you to be here!” OOF

The child is very sad, but at least the cat’s alive!

Jon feels like an actual kid, constantly excited by all the superhero stuff

They mentioned Kon!

Oh wow this movie has blood in it. I’m a bit surprised, even with the age rating

Tom Kenny Penguin! Haven’t heard that since 2004

Troy Baker doesn’t really sound like he wants to be here

It’s not Super Sons if Damian doesn’t make me want to punt him out the nearest window at first

Damian continues his bad habit of pushing kids to their deaths in the Batcave.

They did not make Jon an uwu soft bean, and for that I am grateful. He dishes out sass equal to or greater than Damian’s.

Also Griffo really sold how Damian felt about being rejected by the Titans. Really solid

Griffo’s Damian voice sounds like Damian’s trying to copy Batman’s gruff voice. I like it

Why is Damian the only person in this movie who says Jon and not Jonathan?

BAT-COW!!!!

Using two members of each main young hero team (Teen Titans, TT2003, YJ Animated (not the ‘98 version bc of overlap with TT2003)) for the Teen Titans is an interesting idea

Kind of surprising that Ollie and J’onn are the only other League members we get to see on the Watchtower

Blue Beetle and Hawkman (and I think the Atom?) were also shown on Starro’s hitlist, so it’s weird that they’re nowhere to be seen

I still need to get my hands on a hoodie like Jon’s

Those students have really low standards for insults

Bruce Don’t Beat Up Your Son Challenge (success on technicality of mind control)

Also, really effective body horror for something so bloodless

Damian you big softy

More body horror. yay

I dunno why i’m surprised Damian suggested killing Lois

Yo they made Krypto scary. Nice

Jor-El why did you send them to the watchtower if you thought they were probably gonna die

Lois continues to be awesome

Nice to see you, J’onn. Too bad you don’t get to do anything.

The dynamic between Lois and Lex is always fun to watch

Interesting Starro design. A bit too spiky for my tastes tho

“I’ve eliminated all human-based problems on your planet.” “You’re going to eat the planet!” “Correct.” Love that

Aw, poor baby demon brat

Oh, I never thought I’d see the day that Lois Lane used a DIY flamethrower on Lex Luthor. Incredible

I question the decision to include two green-skinned shapeshifters in the same fight scene

Speaking of, that’s a really cool effect they’ve got on J’onn when he’s burning

Jesus. No punches pulled on the sons v dads fight

Batman got punched out by an 11-year-old farmboy. He’ll never live that down

Man, this evacuation scene is wholesome

“I don’t know” *pushes all the buttons*

This whole Starro burning scene is very visceral, I gotta say

Jon and Dami are adorable, even when they think they’re about to die

Superdad to the rescue, with Jon looking like he’s about to cry with relief

Bathug! (they’re so awkward lol)

Starro covered in charred flesh? No thanks, I’m good

I think that lake water might be one of the few 2D animated things in this movie

Even with the character development, Damian’s still a demon brat (positive)

Aw, he’s so excited to go to Jon’s game

“Gotham’s Billionaire Prince Bruce Wayne Spotted With Son Damian at Middle School Baseball Game in Smallville, Kansas”

“Still can’t fly” *pained groans can be heard from the ground below*

They really didn’t mention any of the other Bats, huh? That’s surprising.

I’m guessing, since Jon can actually control his powers, all that stuff with Kathy and the milk hasn’t happened here

Battle of the Super Sons was a ton of fun! It has good writing, good humor, good emotional moments, and is consistently nice to look at. Shame it’s only got a 6.7 on imdb. I honestly might prefer this over the original Super Sons comics run

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