#autocorrect really do be my bestie rn

[snufkins-boot]

BATMAN AU PEOPLE

Damian is the only vigilante in Gotham. Like Bruce still has that adoption addiction, all the birds are there, they’re just not birds, so Jason never dies, Tim still has a spleen, you get the picture.

But can you imagine Damian saving Brucie ‘I collect kids like Pokemon cards’ Wayne, he’d be thinking “oooo this one’s around Damian’s age”

No kill rule? Out the window. Damian is standing over joker’s severed head while Bruce is trying to pspsps him like a cat not realising he’s already got this one and Damian just bolts because nuh uh. Not his dad. Not today.

Shit get the brothers in on it too.

Big boy Jason Todd letting this feral bird boy use him as a pirch and giving him cookies on patrol because why is a kid no older than twelve running around Gotham in spikey boots beating criminals within an inch of their lives? Where the fuck are this kids parents?? This quickly makes Jason the favourite.

Dick using his acrobat shit to catch up with this scraggly little emo cunt in the hopes of getting any information because holy shit this kid has big fuck off swords. He’s getting this one to Bruce. The weirdness is right up their alley.

Let Cass and Alfred be the only ones who know because shit does not get by them. They let him because as long as he is stabbing criminals and not Tim then they’re solid.

#I could go on forever with this one #once again I write on Tumblr when I’ve had no fucking sleep #autocorrect really do be my bestie rn #I know this probably isn’t original but I wanna put my bit on it #batman #robin #dc robin #damian wayne #dc #dc comics

[hockeyandhrsepwr]

Party Homies!

Luke Hughes x college vlogger!reader

Sup Homies! Masterlist

**I had another idea for this au so enjoy:) I'm a wee bit drunk so may be a mistake or 2 <3 Happy St Paddy's day!! ***

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lhughes_06 babe you are Irish

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Bestie you should know by now what happens when she drinks by now

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nolan_moyle aren’t you supposed to be smart?

shlotz_024 she’s been going for a few hours already, give her a break

jacobtrusscott_20 this comments section is wild

markestapa you can see the progression of y/ns drunkness in real time 😂

Luca.fantilli & Luke attempting to do damage control from another state 😂

Rutgermcgroaty not sure how effective it is tho

March 18

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Caption: for everyone wondering, yourusername did make it to Min, & only slightly hungover.

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[gallant-basilisk]

HEY, HELLO I wanted to ask if you can do and todobakudeku x Yandere!reader but if you have done this already plese tag me in it and also, I love your writing <3

TodoBakuDeku X Yandere!Reader

(First time writing yan reader, apologies in advance)

Here's a quick heads-up! I'm only finishing this half finished fic and I'm not doing any editing to what was already written, therefore you may come across grammatical errors and a sudden change in story-telling.

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"Good morning Momo, Uraraka!" You ran up to the two, tackling them in a hug. "Good morning, Y/N," Uraraka yawned and her lips tugged into a tired smile. "You seem unusually excited today. Did something happen?" "Ah, well.. no.. not yet, at least." "Ooh!" The brunette exclaimed with new found energy, "something's gonna happen today?" "I presume it's something good..?" Came Momo's addition and you pondered for a moment—what to say, exactly. "I actually have something to ask from you guys.. can we--" "Alright problem children, settle down already.." Aizawa's sudden voice made you jump slightly, and everyone quickly ran to their seats.

A few seconds after taking your seat you felt your phone buzz and checked it cautiously.

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The three musketeers GC

Momo

I'm sorry about earlier. But we can resume the conversation after class...?

Uraraka

There's nothing happening rn, lets just talk here. It seemed like you wanted it to be private anyways @Y/N

You

Yeah, ur right. It also feels more comfortable over text.

Is that okay @Momo?

Momo

If it's that important, then I can't argue. I want to make sure everything's alright with you, since you're my dear friend.

Uraraka

Aww, Momo!

You

Thanks Momo, Uraraka ❤️

Uraraka

Alright, shoot the question bestie

You

😂 Alright, alright

So the thing is..

Ilikesomeonebutidontknowbowtogjfabkuttconfessing

Momo

Uh..

Uraraka

You like someone?? 👀🎉

You

Well, yes

Multiple someones, actually

Momo

I'm not trying to insult you, but what happened?

Uraraka

Come on Momo

They're flustered and just speed wrote 🤭

Momo

I wasn't aware there was something like that 🤔

By the way, @Y/N

You

Yes?

Momo

Who are you talking about? Are they in our class?

You

.. perhaps

Uraraka

OoOoOO

Don't forget any detail!

You

What detail?

Uraraka

Who they are, how many, do you want help choosing between them, etc

You know, what friends usually asks dear friends

You

You guys really like the term dear friend, huh

But I don't want to choose between them

Momo

Y/N I hope you're not thinking about something bad

Uraraka

Huh, wym Mom?

Mom*

Mom*

MOMO

GEEZ

Oops, i mean geez

😵

You

Lol

Momo

Are you.. okay? 😅

Uraraka

Yes, just autocorrect :/

Sorry

Where were we?

Momo

Right

So what did you think about doing Y/N?

You

Ever heard of polyamory? 😐

Momo

How do you know these someones would be polyamorous? Btw, yes, I had

You

That's why I wanted to talk with you guys

You are close to them

Uraraka

Alright, but WHO

You

.....

@Momo

Momo

We can't exactly help if you don't tell us.. 😅

You

😄

Uraraka

😶

Momo

I don't mean to pressure you or anything, just...

You know

Help us help you

You

😥

Fine

Uraraka

Finally!!!!!

Momo

😅

You

So it's kinda awkward, but there's 3 guys

Just um.. don't judge , ok?

Itsmidoriyaandbakugoandtodoroki

Momo

Please type one word at a time

Or space them

It's hard on the eyes

😐

Uraraka

Um

Momo

"It's Midoriya and Bakugou and Todoroki"

Uraraka

OH

Oh.

oh..

Are you sure??

You

Yeah, very 🙈

Momo

Well, I think Midoriya and Todoroki might agree to a polyamorous relationship if they like someone, but I don't know how they feel about you

no offense!

on the other hand Bakugou....

🤔

Well, tbh I don't know him that well

Uraraka

Balugou def not gonna agree

He's the type o guy who keeps his partners for himself and "doesn't like sharing"

Momo

Especially not with those two, yeah.

But @Y/N

You

Hoo boy, here we go

Momo

What?

Yk whatever not gonna question you anymore

But how come you like them all?

I mean, they're.. kinda different, personality and appearance wise. 🤔

You

Yeah, but it's not like I have an exact type either

Momo

Do you ?

I don't remember ever getting involved with your love life

Prior to now, that is

You

Cause I didn't feel this type of intensity before now

🥰

Momo

I see, well

How can we help

...

Speaking of we, @Uraraka

Smth happen?

Uraraka

What no

Y?

Momo

You just acted a bit off

Uraraka

How?

Momo

You didn't bombard Y/N with questions

Uraraka

Still haven't thought of one

It's so sudden

I never even noticed y/n liked someone...

Momo

Well, you have plenty of time to think about questions to ask

But we should help Y/N now

Uraraka

How? 😅

It's not like i or you have any experience, especially with more than one person

You

Ouch 😔

Momo

😅

We can still think of something

No?

Uraraka

If you say so..

I'll chat with you guys once I thought of something

Momo

Alright..

You

Thanks, again

This means a lot to me guys

❤️

Momo

Np 🥰

Uraraka

Yeah

😅

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IRL

You turned off your phone and briefly glanced at Uraraka and Momo. The latter seemed to follow through the lesson without fail after turning her phone off, while Uraraka played with her hair anxiously and chewed her lips. "Heh.." You couldn't help your lips tugging up into a small smirk at the sight of her—hopelessly thinking. Just the sentence "I have a crush on Midoriya" threw her off so much, you wonder what would happen were you to go further.

But it's enough for now.

For now.

~

"Y/N.. Y/N..." "Mmm.. yeah..?" You murmured softly—with your head nested on the desk and covered by your arms—, and, after recognizing the oh so familiar voice, you sprung up from your seat so quickly you knocked your chair back. "Midoriya! Hi!" The words left your mouth in the form of sharp breaths. "Ahaha, hi." The flustered boy scratched his face and you quickly apologized for the jumpscare, even going as far as to bow down. Which earned you an embarrassed chuckle from said boy. "I didn't mean to bother you either, just wanted to ask for your help with.. something." Midoriya averted his eyes and you took this chance to quickly scan the classroom, only to realize it was only the two of you in the room. You were happy, but also a bit disappointed that no one could witness Midoriya's adorableness and flustered state, though you'll definitely carve out every bastards' eyes who stole a glance when you finally get the chance to. But your top priority right now was the flustered boy in front of you, with his soft locks of green-black hair partially covering his eyes that glanced up once in a while and an awkward smile resting on his face. The sight of him made you feel as it always did—you could barely suppress the urge to pull him into your chest and pepper kisses on every. single. freckle on his body. The way he'd whimper and needily grab onto you, starving for your touch just as much as you do. You wanted to spoil him, to spoil ALL of them. The way all three boys would gaze up at you with glossy eyes, impatiently waiting for your return when you leave. When they finally realize how much you mean to them they'd throw away any silly dreams or thoughts, like wanting to be the No.1 hero. They don't need to work to gain the fake appreciation of those good for nothing members of society. So long as they--

"As expected, it's unreasonable from me, huh.." What?- Oh, for god's sake, you got lost in your fantasy. Again. Now look at the boy—that adorable pout on his face that makes you want to cup his face and force his mouth open to-- alright, Y/N, get your head out of the gutter. "I'm sorry if I upset you." "No, no no no no no!" Before you could regain your composure, your hands shot out to hold Midoriya's. "..?!" Midoriya's sharp gasp was the one thing that pulled you out of your daze as you kept rubbing his hands, which were unlike his face—rough, scarred and full of experience. There's definitely no way you'd be able to take him on in a one-on-one combat. "So-sorry!" You blurted out, but still didn't let go of his hands. "It's-it's just that--that, you know--you have verynicehands!..." "Um." "I-I.. I'm sorry--that sounded incredibly weirdbutididntmeanitinaweirdway or anything--notthatithinkyoucansaysomethinglikethatwithoutsoundinglikeacreep--but-but--you get it right??" "To-to be honest, you were talking a little bit too quickly. Can you repeat it?" Midoriya flashed an innocent smile making you feel as if a thousand butterflies would burst out of you at any. moment. You sighed, and regretfully, let go of Midoriya's hands, already missing the rough texture of his skin against your own.

"Nevermind. To be honest..." You began, looking at Midoriya—staring back at you with a heartbreaking look on his face. "...It's--I'd love to--that, yes... I'd love that..." You cursed yourself mentally for not having the heart to admit you weren't listening to whatever he was asking you and can only pray that it's something you're actually capable of doing. You'd rather die than to disappoint him. But that can wait, you'd rather try to engrave Midoriya's beaming face into your memory. The way he squeezed your hands. The muttered "thank yous" and that warm laugh that classified more as childish giggle will forever be a cherished memory to you, only overwritten with even more intimate moments with him.

"Really, Y/N, you're really nice— I'm sorry for involving you in something silly like this." Midoriya bowed to you and, before you could say anything, ran off through the second door. And as soon as his footsteps faded away, the first door of the classroom slid open—Uraraka held the door with her head dipped so low she might as well been bowing down to you.

"Uraraka-chan!" You called out in a sweet voice, expecting a giggle or smile from the naive girl. "What's wrong? Do you need me to help with anything, dear friend?" Instead, she raised her head and glared at you—god, that annoying baby face really doesn't work in her favor, but it sure as hell makes your blood boil. The mere fact that she was here, most likely expecting to find Midoriya all on his own, to take him away from you even when you told her already how much you yearned for him, for Katsuki, for Shoto—It's obvious!— you are the only one who can have them. Yet, despite making it so clear to her, how they all belonged to you, she still can't give up on Izuku?

"Y/N." Now what, does she want to play the victim—to make you out to be the bad guy?

Probably...

"Yes?" The word escaped through gritted teeth wishing to brutally rip her throat out, maybe that, that would make her curse-like presence perish.

She gulped audibly and took a confident stance as if she was facing a fucking low-worth criminal.

The nerve in her..!

"Wait, no, before you continue..." You raised a hand and continued shortly after, "for how long did you eavesdrop on us? What exactly did you hear? If what you heard was the reason why you're... Mad at me, then you have no right to." "Wha--" "YOU were not a participant in OUR conversation, at the most, you were just stalking me or (my) Izuku and only happened to hear it—that does NOT equal being part of it. So if--" "SHUT UP!!" Uraraka shouted and held her head, tears prickling the corners of her eyes.

!?

"You knew it already, didn't you?" You cock your head, "what could you possibly be referring to?" Her lips form a straight line and the hurt in her eyes sells her out. "Oh, it's Midoriya. Well, I would've probably guessed that sooner or later." "You're so heartless.."

"You should stop, before something happens."

But she didn't.

"Seriously--"

/ Whack /

It stings... Your cheek stings and your ears are ringing..

Did...

Did she really...

She just slapped you...

SHE. SLAPPED.YOU.

You truly didn't expect for the dumb bitch to be this dumb. Not a single ounce of courage, merely stupidity.

"Oi." You slowly raise your head, only to meet with a truly horrified expression—all the blood left her face and she, mouth parted, made shallow breaths almost as if forgetting how to breathe, like a fish stuck on land. "I-I.." She stammered, robotically raising her hands in a defensive way, probably afraid you'd hit back.

Which you really wanted to. A lot.

But, alas, nothing goes according to your wishes.

Momo steps into the classroom with Todoroki by her side, and, judging by their expressions, they probably were witness to Uraraka's uncharacteristic melt down.

"Uraraka-san." Todoroki called out, but she didn't turn to face him nor Momo. "Y/N, are you okay?" Momo ran up to you and held your face in her hands, examing the red handprint that slowly formed on your cheek. Truth to be told, it wasn't anything more than a faint uncomfortable feeling and it's most likely gonna disappear after a while.

But.

"Hnn..Momo, did," you sniffled as small droplets of clear liquid trailed down your face and rolled down Momo's hands, "did I do so-something wrong??" "No, you didn't!" A golden opportunity was presented to you. She turned towards Uraraka, "We might've not been here the whole time, but I know that you wouldn't do anything bad intentionally. And so wouldn't Uraraka." Huh? "And I'm sure we can talk this out, right, Uraraka, Y/N?" "Momo..!" Uraraka smiled at Momo with shiny eyes, but you, on the other hand... You should just get rid of them already. They're only obstacles and they never helped you in any way. "Are you okay?" Todoroki's voice tore through the red clouding your eyes. Right. "I don't know why Uraraka-san would shout at and hit me." "That's--" "Why did you hit them?" Todoroki cocked his head and raised a brow, ever so slightly at her. "I..." Uraraka gulped and looked at Todoroki, then Momo. Then you. No. "Y/N's lying about me." "What?" Momo looked at you and Uraraka, a puzzled expression evident on her face. This is not. "Lying about what? You hit me! EVERYONE SAW IT!" "Y/N." Your name fell out of Todoroki's mouth, like a whisper. No. You hadn't prepared for this situation. And you're losing it. They're all looking at you. As if you're not the victim. And truth to be told, you weren't ever really good at acting, especially not under stress. This... THIS ISN'T RIGHT. What should you do...

"Is... Is this about our chat?" You put on your best pouty face and cling to Todoroki, peeking at Uraraka from behind him. "You're mad at me because you like... Midoriya?" "--Nnh...!" She grit her teeth and averted her gaze to the floor, clenching her hands so hard the nails dug into her skin. "Uraraka?" Momo stepped forward to stand before her. "Is what Y/N said true?" "No, I don't like him... I love him! But they knew!..." "Eep!" She pointed at you with a glare and you quickly hugged Todoroki from behind in an act of terror. He turned his head back, checking on you and smiled reassuringly. Aww, how cute. So caring. You almost feel as though you should get rid of Momo and Uraraka right now, before either of those idiots hurt Todoroki. But that's not right. Not yet. "Thank you, Todoroki." You try your best to put on a sad smile, but it's just so difficult when you're so happy. Even with the way things are, it doesn't matter as long as he only has you before him. Not those... Things.

But God does it piss you off how you can't just wrap your arms around him. Can't lock him up or tie him to you... Just yet.

Just a little more.

"This is a sensitive topic to both of you (I assume), so let's talk things out when we're back at the privacy of our dorms." Momo glances around worriedly and presents an uncertain smile, probably with the intention to lighten the mood. "Is that okay with you two?" Uraraka agrees to the suggestion without much hesitation, she trusts Momo's ability to find a solution for everything, after all. You, on the other hand, swallow every venomous word attempting to escape past your lips and begrudgingly nod along.

Your fingers twist the fabric of Todoroki's uniform tightly in anger, but the boy seemingly misinterprets it as fear— he turns towards you slightly and smiles. His hand twitched, contemplating whether he should comfort you with a reassuring touch, but to your disappointment he decided against it and settled with just a smile that turned awkward with uncertainty.

Momo releases a breath of relief and puts a hand on Uraraka's back comfortingly, and slowly leads her out of the classroom. But not before shooting a strange look to Todoroki that you can't quite understand, but you can guess it meant something along the lines of 'lets separate them' or... something, because the next thing you know Todoroki's walking out (in a different direction from the girls) and you instinctively follow him, still clinging to his uniform.

You don't say anything during the walk, and you only stop when you arrive to the entrance of the dorms and Todoroki turns around— forcing you to let go of him— and scratches his neck. "Y/N." "Yes?" You answer immediately, but it doesn't divert his attention from your intense staring. Though he doesn't comment on it. "...You like Midoriya?" "No! Yes– wait, um... This is a little more complicated than it seems." You huff and massage your temple, contemplating lying. Todoroki irks a brow, but doesn't speak any further.

Should you come clean? Todoroki's a rational person, plus he wouldn't judge you, right? Maybe telling him your feelings might provide a better solution than... Well, it's still a plan B, but you shouldn't jinx things just yet.

"So, let's say hypothetically I have a "crush" on Midoriya," you fiddle with your hands and avoid looking at Todoroki for fear of exposing yourself, "but at the same time— I have a crush on an another person too..... And one other. Hypothetically saying!" He doesn't say anything, but he doesn't seem to want to leave just yet, though you're still afraid from looking up and meeting his eyes, so you can't be sure. "What would that make me?" "... I don't know." He answers thoughtfully. "You like three people?" "Hypothetically only, it's a hypothesis! Like a "what if" question." You blurt out hastily, whipping your head up and finally meeting Todoroki's gaze. Fortunately or unfortunately, he doesn't seem to have an opinion formed, or he just doesn't show it with the stoic expression he's wearing.

"Okay." He says with a bit of a pause. "I'm sorry, I don't know what answer you want." "It's not– nevermind. Let me reword that— say, hypothetically, if you were the one I had a crush on... What would you do?" "One of the three?" "Y-yeah." You sigh and carefully examine as he raises his hand to his chin in thought, seriously contemplating your "hypothesis". "...What would that mean?" "What?" "If you had a 'crush' on me, what would that mean?" "That I like you? I really don't know what you're asking."

"Then I would say thank you." "....That's it?" "Yes... Was there something else?" "Sometimes I forget how annoying it can be to talk about certain topics with you..." You grumble under your breath, but you also know that no matter how dense Todoroki can be, he's still someone you genuinely love. Even if your love may be a little too intense..... sometimes.

"No, thank you for answering my hypothetical questions. But I have to go back to my dorm now, so see you later." You say dejectedly and wander into the building, and you feel a slight pang in your chest as you consider that Todoroki may be easier to convince under different circumstances.

~ At night ~

It's about time the bakusquad leaves for their respective rooms (and Bakugou will be alone), so you use your quirk to transform into a small cat and climb into his window to wait.

"...What are you talking about?" Your ears perk up to the sudden change in atmosphere, and you try your best to eavesdrop without being spotted. "Midobro! He told me he's dating someone." Kirishima exclaimed, flashing a toothy smile to Bakugou. "No way!!" Mina screeched, but even that ear-piercing noise couldn't deter your thoughts from wandering from what the redhead had said. "Are you sure it wasn't just a prank or some kind of test from the teachers??" "Kamibro, he was blushing and rambling the whole time we talked." Kirishima turned towards Bakugou for support, but didn't receive any. "The nerd's always blushing and rambling to everyone, besides, there's no idiot stupider than him who would date him." He grumbled, briefly raising his head from his phone, and quickly returned to it. "Man..." Kirishima groaned and looked out the window— you quickly ducked to the side, hoping he wouldn't see you—, then he looked around the room once more. "So you guys aren't interested in who's Midobro's date? Not even a little bit?" "No, dumbass. Because he doesn't have one. Tch!" Bakugou commented, not raising his head this time. Kirishima turned to the other two, receiving unsure grins. "I guess we should go to our own rooms already, it's getting pretty late anyways..." He pouts, and the trio leaves files out of the room, saying a brief "good night" to the blond, now laying on his bed and leaning against the wall.

"Mreow~" You quickly seize the opportunity and paw at the glass until Bakugou notices you, and opens the window. "You're early.." He says thoughtfully as you trot towards the soft bed, and curl yourself up next to the pillow. It's something you've been doing for a few weeks now, taking on the form of a small cat and hanging out with Bakugou late at night— the first time you were impatient, thus careless, and you almost got caught in your original (human) form inside his room. But a few days later, when you were on a walk you saw a young kitten and you got an idea— and to your delight, that idea worked out well and Bakugou allowed you inside his room, even petted you and allowed so many more things that would've been considered weird, or even creepy if you were to do it as a human. (Since then, you've also began visiting Midoriya and Todoroki in their rooms when they were alone, and when morning came you took something from there as a keepsake, of course being careful not to make them too suspicous).

He plops down next to you, but this time he lays on his back and pats his stomach. You happily climb onto him and nuzzle into his neck, purring and kneading as he gently strokes your fur. His lips tug into a small, silly smile and he sighs. You know how relaxing it is for him to pet you and you'd be lying if you said this isn't one of your favourite things to do. But in a few hours, after you made sure he was asleep you'd go to visit your Izuku and Todoroki, as you've been doing for the past few weeks.

Otherwise, how could you sleep peacefully, if there was a chance either one of them could be hurt or even worse... So you have to make sure they are safe, every night, even if they don't know, even if they never thank you.

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I really don't want to make this too long. I really didn't know how to end this, so this may seem abrupt.

Ps. I wanted a build-up, but it definitely turned a little awkward. I just didn't want to write the typical (and cringy) yandere falls in love and is immediately killing everyone who even looks at the subject of their love.

I might write another Yandere!Reader x The trio fic (that would be a 100% better) sometime in the future, but right now I'm just glad I got this one off my shoulders. Thank you for reading! ':)

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[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

"This is going to be hell isn't it?"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667 by GreyIsAWeirdo Peter Anthony Stark or Peter Benjamin Parker as he is more commonly known. See the thing is; he is Tony and Pepper's biological son but due to the fact that both of them are in the limelight, they gave him a fake identity until he is of legal age to decide what he wants to do. So Peter B Parker is an orphan who lives with his Aunt May. Peter A Stark however lives with his dysfunctional family of Avengers and Starks. Peter B Parker is a nerd who is shy and doesn't know how to stand up for himself. Peter A Stark is still a nerd but he's snarky and oh yeah he's Spiderman. His Academic Decathlon team are going on a field trip to Stark Industries aka Avengers Tower and considering that's where he lives Peter can't really keep up the shy, defenceless act, so the eldest Stark kid persona is coming out to play. Words: 2674, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of I like making Peter suffer :] Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Harley Keener, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Shuri (Marvel), Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pietro Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Avengers Team Members (Marvel), Guardians of the Galaxy Team Members (Marvel) Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Everyone, Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov Additional Tags: Gay Harley Keener, Bisexual Peter Parker, Established Relationship, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Sassy Peter Parker, Nicknames, BAMF Pepper Potts, BAMF Loki (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Peter Parker & Morgan Stark are Siblings (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Sarcastic Peter Parker, Loki & Peter Parker Friendship, Peter Parker & Shuri Friendship, gen z humor, Humor, Vines, Texting, BAMF Friday (Marvel), Cliche af, Harley is the Tour Guide, the avengers are embarrassing af, Author Is Sleep Deprived, peter parker is sleep deprived, Coffee Addict Tony Stark, coffee addict peter parker, endgame inifinty war and civil war can all fuck right off, Not Canon Compliant, Domestic Avengers, Swearing, Flash Thompson Being A Jerk, flash is a knob, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Pepper Potts's Biological Child, Crack Treated Seriously, sorry - Freeform, im so fucking sorry for whatever poor soul has come across this., Neurodivergent Peter Parker, im fucking projecting bc ik im neurospicy but idk how so peter can fucking suffer, kidding i love him sm, there might be a bit of angst bc im an angst writer and i rlly cant help it, autocorrect is my bestie rn, any trope i can fit in, may isnt actually his aunt sorry, mr harrington is a legend, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Peter Parker, mr harrington doesnt get paid enough for this., mr morita and mr harrington placed bets read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667

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[kattieisdead]

first&last?

hey.

idk where this will end up, maybe ill just post it on some random forum and leave. not sure yet.

anyway. my names kattie, 18 as of 26\8\2021. i live in england rn, northeast, but am supposed to be moving to uni in a few weeks. i keep worrying about if my roomates will be nice, if well get along, but im starting to think that wont matter anymore. not when they find out the girl who was meant to live in C2 killed herself before she moved in.

ive attempted suicide several times since the age of 15, the most recent being 6 days after i turned 18. i stayed in hospital alone all night. out of all of my family only my mother and sister know, and they didnt come. mam said she'd pick me up the next day, but i ended up leaving alone and we have never spoke about it since. jesus christ the lack of autocorrect sucks. so yeah, this will be number 6 i guess. 6th time lucky? hopefully. i dont even really remember why i tried the last times. i mean, i know, but there wasnt some big trigger like you see in films. theres a lot of built up trauma; SA at 15, several eating disorders, depression, general life suckery, but its not like some major event happened and then i slit my wrists an hour later. oh yeah that reminds me, sh too. but yeah, no major trigger. its more like, i just live life in this constant state of numbness (not really numb though, just perpetual sadness) and the thought is always there. ill make jokes like 'oh look at this minor inconvenience, omg im gonna kms' and friends will laugh along, but that thought, those ideas are always there. they just lurk at the back of my mind, and some days they stay back there, and other days they make themselves very, very known. i dont really wanna live like this. i mean i dont wanna live at all, but i think deep down, deep deep down somewhere, if i got help and seriously tried and did things that actually made me better, maybe id find something in life that was worth living for. i got a test from the gp after my last attempt. she reckons its pandemic induced and is only mild, something that would just go away after lockdown. whos gonna tell her huh? that rape from some random man i met online before school when i was 15... definitely did some damage. the eds? not healthy. probably had some issues before the pandemic sweetie. so yeah, i reached out for help and it did literally nothing. not doing that again. you know, with such a big family youd think someone, somewhere, would help, or want to help. i got drunk on a night out last week and fell over on my way home. had to be brought home in an ambulance. my sister didnt know what happened, but do you wanna know the first thing she said when i walked in? "why have you done this shit again" she thought id had another attempt, and even then, she didnt give a fuck. the only fucking thing she could think of was 'why does this bitch keep ruining everything' i didnt do anything, obviously, but knowing that she thinks me trying to kill myself is just an inconvenience really really fucking hurts. like a lot. and now im crying, great.

well i cant see coz of the tears, but i hope if you read this. well i dont know. i just wanted to rant, and knowing maybe someone, somewhere might finally know how fucking shitty life treat me makes me feel a little better.

be kind to yourself. you deserve it. some people are too far gone for saving.

i wanted to be a counselling psychologist. i cant help anyone now, but maybe this will strike a nerve with someone enough for them to reach out and seek help.

love you, take care, your worth the space you take up on this earth. if you dont like your life, change it. cut the toxic person out, eat that fear food, call that guy back. and love those around you. sometimes they need your care more than you could ever imagine.

your bestie, kattie <3

[shiro-0197]

Hello hello! Good night XD

AH I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, BUT CURRENTLY, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING— quarantine and zoom meetings are no fun and since I'm president of my club, it's just me prompting everyone to answer 😭 I miss the lively irl meetings. We'd be good friends, I'm sure. I'm so curious of your mannerisms and habits irl ://

sadly yes, not everything is meant for everyone and although that's sad to note, it's good thank you two are doing much better rn. Thankfully, all in the past, and I don't take things are seriously anymore so I find that absolute character development :D

ah yes she's cool! I met her on the first day of middle school but we only became friends around mid-year, because we never really thought we'd be friends as we're so different haha. Thankfully we did, and our personalities compliment each other, while still being as different as they get >.< She's more serious, quiet, and introverted, while I'm more... well, I guess you know how I am XD

AHH Shiro, ngl I'm blushing rn (because I'm so happy 🥺🥺) it makes me feel really special to know that, and I hope you know you're the best thing that has happened to me this year. I love you too, truly I do.

penis flytrap? Like Venus skdjsksk that's a humourous one xD but omg your friend sounds so cute, albeit a bit mischievous. Rocchan, huh? 😭😭Guys will be guys. and you sound so fond of him, that's just so precious, I like him already 💖💖

Oooh kuchuk!! That's such a cute word, thank you for teaching me. My other friend calls me shortcake, because I'm shorter than her (the audacity😭🤚 all my nicknames are about my height istg) tho i'm sure you'll still grow :D but even if you don't, your size is perfect the way you are.

Hold up, you cook? Alright marry me and I'm not taking no for an answer 😤🤚 jkjk, tho I'd love to try your quiche, and maybe I'll steam you some dim sum in return 👉👈💖

Good afternoon!! I hope you slept well, I couldn't answer earlier cuz I had a terrible headache and felt like I'll kill everyone is someone talks to me, sorry~

YEAH, THE ZOOM MEETINGS ARE ALSO SILENT, AND THE CLASS REP'S HELPER IS ALWAYS SO MAD AJJDJSJDJ it hurts to see

Same stuff happened to me and my bestie, she knew me but neither of us spoke, but then one day we both sat nearby and started talking about how we have no idea what's going on. Now she's one of the best thing that's ever happened to me:) a lot of wonderful people started talking to me randomly at times I didnt expect anyone (you included<3) and I already know when something good is gonna bloom:D

I'm also vv happy to know that I'm precious to you!!! You're a really good person, I love you so much<33

Yep, they made a mistake in typing venus and wrote venis instead, which lead the autocorrect to change it to Penis, and for some reason everyone thought the nickname would suit me well, so I just went with it:)

Yeppp, hes like that!! You can message him, @/kurokuro0197 on insta, or kuro0197 on tumblr but he isnt online often so oops xp

Yeah hes really important to me🥺 We went through a lot together and if he goes down, I'm after him without a second thought.

It's actually spelled as küçük, but I decided to spell it so it's easier for you to read, even though I just realised I could probably write both xD

SHORTCAKE that's so adorable 😭😭😭 very fitting as well considering how sweet you are

Let's go girl were getting married🤵👰💍

Ohhhh I'd love to try your cooking!!! I bet you're good at that hehe ~ if we ever meet, we should totally exchange foods we made

I hope you're having a good day!! I'm pretty exhausted today even though it's just started, but your message made me a bit better, thank you~♡

#Ari💕 #love you<3

[howlingbarnes]

40 Q's Tag

I was tagged by the lovely @purgatoan like forever ago

1. Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I'm not really confused rn tbh

2. What were you doing at 11PM last night? I was on probably Tumblr or writing

3. How do you feel about school?

I'm a girl with a GED and a give 'em Hell attitude

4. I bet you kissed someone last night, right? Nah.

5. You can drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Tea

6. Do you like hickeys? Giving or receiving? I have such a love hate relationship with them. I like how they look and feel, but I don't like having them and I think they're an unnecessary form of PDA on others??

7. Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

Not really

8. Do you always answer your texts? Yeah, normally

9. Last time you talked to one of your best friends? Literally an hour ago

10. Are you a silent or talkative person? I’m a bit of both, depending on where I am and who I'm with

11. Is anyone else in the room with you? My cat

12. Do you cry easily? Sometimes 

13. What is your family like? My mom’s a really anxious person. Not to be rude but I think I get my "negative/realistic outlook on life from her. She's also very sentimental and hardworking. My dad is awesome. He's either super quiet or just the life of the party. He's not very affectionate but he clearly loves his kids. My older brother is a family man, plain and simple. My older sister is a super motivated person but she parties too much for my liking. My younger brother is basically a gaming/star wars nerd that doesn't leave his room. My little sisters are both quiet and hold a great deal of innocence.

14. What was your last text message? "Sure thing"

15. Most embarrassing moment? I'm a walking embarrassment tb

16. If you had to choose between your boyfriend and best friend in a matter of life and death, who would you save? I...don't know? I feel like she would choose her husband so I'll just choose my boyfriend

17. When’s the last time you fell? I genuinely don’t remember. Maybe the time I dislocated my kneecap

18. Tell me three things you hate to do the most. I hate when people stare at me for no reason, when people walk slow in front of me and people with fucked up views on human and/or animal rights

19. Do you regret waking up this morning? No, what kinda question is that

20. Do you curse around your parents? HAHAHA I swear very casually. They started it and I'm grown.

21. Are you happy with where you live? No, I want to move back to Indiana tbh

22. Words you can’t spell half of the time? I'm sure there are many but I have autocorrect so....

23. What were you doing last night at 12 AM. I was on Tumblr

24. Do you cook? Yes, but I prefer to bake even if I'm not the best

25. Name four things that you wish you had. A higher paying job, a laptop so I could get some real shit done, a bunch more books and a better understanding of the world

26. Ever meet anyone you met on tumblr? No, not yet

27. Name how many tumblr mates you’re closest to- do you want to meet them someday?

OMG there are so many and of course I'd like to meet them!

28. Think back to the last time you cried - is it now funny to you or still hurtful? Still hurts

29. Are you fake around your fake friends? Or are you nice to everyone? I don't have fake friends but I do it with coworkers because I want to keep my jobs

30. Your opinion about your life so far - is it good or bad? IT used to suck but it's starting to get pretty good

31. Do you sometimes compete with your bf/gf’s ex? LMFAOOO, never 

32. What’s the most thoughtful thing your tumblr mates have done for you?

One friend that wants to remain unnamed once secretly sent me a hoodie that i'd been dying for. Also, my bestie had offered to let me move in with her when things were getting hard at home

33. Are you the Regina George at your school? If not, which of the Mean Girl’s character are you? I was definitely a Gretchen

34. When’s the last time you got busted for lying? I don’t think I know 

35. Don’t answer this if you already know it- just move on. What 8-letter word has one letter in it? I don’t know, man

36. What do you do when your mom asks you to talk to a relative you don’t know? I make a small talk until I find an out

37. Your saddest moment? So many, dude

38. The last time you had a birthday party. Was it fun or just plain boring? It was pretty low-key. I got to see my mom and sisters for the first time in five years

39. Are these questions uncreative and crappy? Nah

40. Now you’re about to tag others, do you think they’ll do it?

i'm a rebel and I don't tag people 

#not marvel #i've been tagged