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whileurmine · 7 months
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@rennisaturate liked this for a dramatic lyric starter.
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"i, i just feel so lonely. i know and i'm not and i don't wanna be the boss of you, it's just that, care, love, it, it's good. you always leave, i mean, what if i fall for someone else? what if they fall for me? when you love someone you are supposed to cherish them."
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lyomeii · 2 years
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Maximilian Ashet with a pregnant darling
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->warnings: yandere theme, pregnancy,
->request by anon! hello <3 I hope you're having a good day :) if it's not too much trouble I wish yandere Maximiliano Ashet x reader pregnant to have triplets (all boys ;) who have a platonic yan with their mother reader :) thank you very much <3
->a/n: YEAHHHHH! I FINISHED IT :) i loved write this one but i admit that i was lazy to write and also because i am currently trying to write full fanfic in english :)
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-> he knew it that as the next emperor, he would need to have heirs but didn’t expect to have them now
-> hearing that you are pregnant with his children, made him almost faint, but he keep his cool and ask if you are ready for this and as he hoped, you are
-> the only person who knows about the pregnancy is his sister, who as on your side when max couldn’t, speaking how she would be the best godmother to ever exist and somehow max enjoy the idea
-> when the moment arrive and you give birth to the kids, max got nervous to see three baby in your arms, three little boys, all with his looks
-> he cried a lot, seeing you with the kids make him weak than he expected, he now have to protect not only you but the children
-> and let me speak, times fly that what he noticed, how the three little boys he could carry around in one arm are now taller than you, like you never hold them in your hands before
-> the older one is the most quiet of them, having heavier expectations to become the leader of the kingdom when the moment arrive,due to that, he can’t spend much time with you, but always make sure to spend at least one hour per week by your side
-> the middle one, know for his joyful attitude is the one who spend more time with you, whatever you go, there is a high chance he is coming with you, after all, he is the greatest knight to protect you, his precious parents
-> and the youngest, well recognized by his intelligent and easy to find in the library most of the time, most people believe to he being stoic but trust me, he goes crazy while telling you any information he learned, seeing you interested in his knowledge make him happier
-> Max love seeing you interact with boys, how you pat their heads ( also his ) and the sweet smile you have while you spending time with all of them, don’t matter if is just a dinner or party, you are with the boys
-> gosh! he won’t change anything for those sweet moment with you and his boys, in fact, would be bad if he says that he want to try for a girl with your looks?
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itsmariejanel · 1 year
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61. Halloween pt.2
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on this post we have gunther by @gunthermunch ; joaquin and sergio by @djservo + cas being mean to one of her sons 😩 ; don by @okruee ; oliu by @verthu ; gio by @moodnamars ; and ofc helios by @literalite ; also in the background the caliente sisters by @yekkiz <3
Mia - Hey Don. Don - Oh great, another Caliente woman… What do you want, Mia?Mia - Oh uncleach, Don. I come in peace. Don - Hm. Drink? Mia - Sure, why not. Don - Your usual? Mia - [nods] Thanks. Listen, I’m getting straight to the point. I can’t bear this weight on my chest anymore- My cousins told me what happened and I just wanted to make sure you and the baby are alright. If you have a place to stay, money, you know, everything you need to take care of a newborn. Don - Why do you wanna help me? Mia - Listen, what you did, what we did, was wrong. Hell, I know you were also fucking my cousins-  Don - Errr, you know about that? Look, Mia- Mia - Don, I’m not dumb and you were not that special babe Don - Ouch- Mia - I don’t care.You were my friend though, so I’m calling a truce. Don - Alright, truce. And hm, everything is fine right now, luckily Gunther took me and little Maximiliano in- Mia - You did NOT name your kid Maximiliano- Gunther - It’s ridiculous isn’t it?  Mia - Very. I can’t believe you’ve let that happen, Münch. Don - Maximiliano is a cool name- Gunther - Please, I need help. You should come by the house, I’ll make us some tea and we’ll discuss new names, maybe something less Don. Mia - Definitely! What the hell was he thinking? Don - I’m right here-
Joaquin - Damnnn Kiara babe, looking fine as hell, as usual. Kiara - [ giggles ] Sergio - [ sighs ] Of course he knows her… Jace - Hmpf, funny... I don’t remember Kiara telling us she’s dating someone. Do you?  Makoto - [ smirks ] Do I sense a ping of  jealousy, Jacey man? Jace - Pfff, no? Why would I be jealous? Of course not- Makoto - Hmhm, [ hic ] of course not... She isn’t though, buddy. Joaquin’s just an old flame if I can even call him that much. They hooked up once or something like that after Dustin. [ hic ] More of a rebound then I guess. Jace - That guy? For real? Makoto - Yeah well, she has a little “thing” for french guys- [ hic ] Cheers bro, you have my blessing.  Jace - [ laughs ] You’re so drunk, you don’t even know what you’re saying right now. Let’s go outside and drink some water maybe, yeah? Makoto - Water is a go [ hic ] good idea, yes.
Makoto - Hey there, little angel.  Helios - Hey devil man. Makoto - You look so cute like this, I’m not used to seeing you this angelic but it’s definitely very, very cute.  Helios - Angelic, you say? You say that because you haven’t seen what’s underneath. Makoto - Why don’t you show me then? Helios - You’ll just have to wait, won’t you? Makoto - [ whines ]
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bastardtrait · 10 months
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anyway the following day, baby was born! meet eloysius maximiliano lucero bocaiúva. or just eloy lol. if i have to have a long-ass name thanks to being born in a former colony of spain then so do my sims. okay.
I'll be honest, i was gonna have them have a second child. but they are so close to their adult lifestages, and infants added a whole other level of challenge (which I actually really like) so...i think it's more sensible to just stop here tbh.
thus, eloy is our heir!
Have 1-2 children
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la9unas · 3 months
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is   that   PEDRO   PASCAL ?   oh,   no,   that’s   MAXIMILIANO   ESQUIVEL   -   ISIDORA,   a   FORTY-SIX   year   old   OWNER   OF   ISIDORA   WINERY . . .
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*   ◟   : 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂 ﹗
FULL NAME: maximiliano raúl esquivel isidora NICKNAMES / ALIAS: max, maxi, maxito AGE: forty six GENDER / PRONOUNS: cis man / he/him SEXUALITY: pansexual ZODIAC: cancer sun , capricorn moon BIRTHDATE & BIRTHPLACE: july 14th 1977 & casablanca, valparaíso region, chile CURRENT RESIDENCE: his private estate on the isidora vineyard property EDUCATION: master's in oenology & agronomic engineering @ the university of chile SPOKEN LANGUAGES: spanish & english OCCUPATION: owner & winemaker of isidora winery
*   ◟   : 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈 ﹗
the   isidora   family   has   been   present   in   valparaíso   region   ever   since   they   established   their   presence   in   the   casablanca   valley   over   150   years   ago,   becoming   one   of   the   most   influential   families   within   her   region   that   established   one   of   the   first   wineries   in   the   country   (   they   Rich   Rich   ).   the   isidora   family   is   not   a   selfish   one   …   their   wealth   has   funded   the   beauty   and   prosperous   aspect   of   what   is   the   valley   today   and   they   keep   on   giving   !
maximiliano   is   the   second   oldest   of   five   children.   his   mother,   carmen   isidora,   and   his   uncle,   manuel,   were   co-owners   (   and   the   ones   that   were   fully   committed   to   the   making   sure   things   remained   organic   on   their   vineyards   and   the   best   at   making   biodynamic   wines   )   of   the   winery   until   maximilano   and   his   eldest   sister   were   old   enough   to   take   on   the   mantle.   his   sister   travels   across   the   americas,   doing   business   with   various   companies   throughout   the   continents,   while   max   remains   in   chile   to   be   more   hands-on   with   the   winemaking   process   and   overseeing   the   property   and   its   happenings.   his   father   and   carmen’s   third   husband,   martín   esquivel,   happily   lived   as   a   trophy   husband   for   his   wife   he   loves   v   much   JSKLDJS   he   comes   from   a   wealthy   family   in   finances   &   investments,   spent   a   lot   of   time   painting   with   oils   and   watercolor   that   are   displayed   throughout   the   buildings   
ANYWAY   !   maximilano   has   lived   a   pretty   privileged   life   …   attended   a   catholic   private   school,   went   on   fancy   yacht   trips   &   vacations   across   the   globe,   u   know   the   gist   
but   tbh   …   he   was   (   still   Is   )   a   bad   boy.   max   often   got   in   trouble   despite   being   quite   nonchalant   and   reserved   at   first   glance.   more   often   than   not   max   was   sitting   in   the   principal’s   office   or   the   family   lawyer   had   bailed   him   out   of   jail   in   santiago   for   a   bar   fight   .   hey,   he   never   starts   fights   …   just   finishes   them   !!   
if   there   is   one   thing   max   has   that   many   trust   fund   babies   lack   these   days,   it’s   ~PASSION~!   ever   since   he   was   a   little   boy,   he   was   often   wandering   the   property,   helping   the   workers   of   the   winery   or   his   mother   while   bugging   them   with   82930   questions.   so   he’s   always   known   he’d   be   taking   over   the   family   business   just   …   he   just   wanted   to   commit   at   his   own   pace,   y’know?   :P
eventually   after   a   stern   talking   to   by   the   elderly   patriach   of   the   isidora   family   who   was   approaching   his   finals   years   on   this   earth,   max   goes   to   college   and   receives   an   education   in   the   science   of   winemaking   and   engineering   of   agronomics,   and   also   some   environmental   studies.   don’t   be   fooled   by   his   Rich   Party   Boy   facade   he’s   an   ORGANIC   FARMER   NERD   !!!!   fully   committed   on   making   isidora   wines   innovative   and   sustainable   😤
maximilano   is   a   bit   of   a   celebrity   across   the   valaparíso   region,   but   doesn’t   let   it   get   to   his   head   (   unlike   some   of   his   younger   siblings   who   idek   are   doing   these   days   ).   at   the   same   time   u   can   see   him   working   his   butt   off   under   the   chilean   sun,   making   sure   his   property   is   taken   care   of.  maybe   nick   parker   from   the   parent   trap   vibes ?? u know what i mean ??
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darthnaderer · 29 days
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Mañanaland by Pam Muñoz Ryan
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Category: Tejas Star Reading List, 2021-22
Summary: In the fantasy country of Santa Maria, Maximiliano (Max for short) lives a mostly happy life playing fútbol with his friends, although he sometimes wishes his Papá would tell him about his Mamá, who disappeared when he was just a baby. What has also disappeared is his birth certificate, and in order for Max to keep playing fútbol, Papá travels to another city to get one for him. While he's gone, Max discovers a compass and is asked to help take his Papá's place as a Guardian to escort a young girl to the mythical Mañanaland that Max's Buelo has told him so many stories about. Max learns about the dictatorship in the neighboring country of Abismo and hopes that by helping this young girl he may also find his mother along the way.
Justification: This is a high-interest fantasy tale that supports bilingualism, often using Mexican-Spanish phrases during description and dialogue, which is why it made the Tejas Star Reading List. In Texas, it's important to have a bilingual or even multilingual book available for students who are ESL, who are learning Spanish and want to practice, or who are already comfortable with both languages. Representation matters, even in the language an author chooses to write in.
Evaluation:
Music in Language - Since her novel Esperanza Rising rose to fame, Ryan has been known for her lyrical writing. One of the phrases often repeated throughout the story is "Solo mañana sabe."/"Only tomorrow knows the answer." As the story progresses, this phrase takes on an even more powerful meaning. Mañanaland is not just a destination, it's the journey to a better future and neither the readers nor Max knows what it might hold in store.
Figurative Language (Allegory) - The entire book is essentially an allegory for those who help migrants and refugees enter a safe country when the borders are closed to them. It could easily have become didactic, but Ryan carefully toes the line between telling a fantastical story and a lesson about how undocumented immigrants are treated. Because of how it is written, students may relate to one side or another more clearly, or they may feel caught in the middle like many of the other characters inhabiting Santa Maria.
Pacing - While Ryan's writing is undeniably beautiful, at times there are tangents that seem to only contribute beauty rather than plot or character details. I feel like Max's character growth could have been more gradual, and that his arc was rushed. The ending also felt rushed. Perhaps Ryan was running out of time or needed to shorten the book. Either way, the ending was still powerful and had me asking, "Do you believe in happy endings?" 
Ryan, P. M. (2020). Mañanaland. Scholastic Inc.
Note: I read the original English version, not the one translated by Alberto Jiménez Rioja.
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petiolata · 4 months
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coming up with guy OC names is so hard. I have no sense of men's naming. 90% of guys IRL seemed to be named Matthew or Michael. Or some four-letter name like John or Luke or Paul. And you can't have every character have their name the same length :/
i'm sitting here like what's a suitable name for a guy?
Ezequiel? Maximiliano? Orion? yes I have been looking at baby names websites
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easthavenapps · 8 months
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[ pedro pascal | 45 | male | he/him ] Hey, look! It’s [MAXIMILIANO “MAX” DIAZ] at [UNEMPLOYED ]. Did you know they [WORK] there as a [ACTOR]? I guess they’re from [SAN DIEGO] and have been in town for [less then 1 MONTH], living in [MOUNTAIN VIEW TOWNHOMES]. I also heard they’re a little [SELFISH ], but also very [METICULOUS ] which definitely makes sense. . [ star | 29 | pst| she/her ] 
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Max was born in San Diego too his parents who had one older brother followed by another then last two twin sisters.  It was a busy household since his parents, siblings and grand parents all lived in the same home.  It caused his father to be gone a lot since he worked tow jobs and his mother had one too. As he was one the oldest to help care for the younger ones, and help with the grand parents. 
The family always got by but never was that well off, but he really had whatever he did need since his parents worked hard for it. But he was mad he wasn’t able to do as much as his friends and started to act out, some stealing and getting into trouble like fights and some slight dealing. His teachers noticed his changed and helped him out as much as they could and got into him drama class that he took too.
But being the kid that was a charity case to others never easy but he let his feeling out acting in school plays and some local productions. He moved himself to LA to try and live in the dream and it took a while for him. Indy movies, ADS on tv among other small projects. A few guest star roles and small parts here and there and he slowly worked his way up. He has yet to land a lead role but he’s still hoping to live the dream. During his time acting he met Summer on set one day and they hit it off starting to hangout as friends and soon more then friends. They started dating for a while and got married. 
He was happy with her, had a good time with her and loved her. But he landed one of his bigger movie roles nothing super major but helped get him noticed more. But he was paired with co-star on screen and they hit it off and started going around Summers back. it went on for a while till they got found out and Summer left him and left town. 
He stayed with her for a while he was happy, till she became pregnant. He was nervous but excited as he was getting older without any kids. But soon after the baby was born she admitted it wasn’t his she had been cheating on him with her ex. That shocked him and hurt him, he stayed in LA a while drinking a bunch before he tracked down Summer and now is trying his best to find her to tell her, he’s sorry.  
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biggslegacy · 10 months
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Millicent Moreno
Millicent was the granddaughter of Talia, and the daughter of Maximiliano and Zophie Moreno. She was the youngest of three sisters, and was single for a big part of her life, while her other sisters built families and moved out. Millicent stayed with her mother as she aged, and they moved into Talia’s old home on top of the hills of Strangerville.
When her mother eventually passed, Millicent grew depressed. She hardly ever left the house, and no one ever came over to visit. Having grown used to the paparazzis outside for her mother, she even started missing them when they were gone. 
One day, there was a knock on the door. Knox Greenburg, a green life advocate, was on the other side. He had a habit of knocking on people’s doors, offering them help around the house for free. He was used to getting rejected, but was happily surprised when Millicent stepped aside and let him in. Both seemed pleasantly surprised to find that they had a lot in common, and got along really well.
Long story short; they fell in love rather quickly. Both marriage and pregnancy came around shortly, and Camille was born. They loved their little daughter with every ounce of their beings, but learned quickly that Camille needed hearing aids. Millicent was told that her body handled pregnancies quite badly, and that another pregnancy could be at great risk for both her and the baby. Since both Millicent and Knox wanted more children, they decided to use a surrogate. Only a few years later, Caesar was born. 
Life seemed perfect for a while, but things would soon happen that would test the relationship.
Millicent and Knox had frozen some eggs and some sperm in case they wanted more kids. Without telling Knox, Millicent would get two kids via surrogate, Cecilia and Chloé. Knox, all while loving his kids more than life itself, was quite upset and hurt that this happened without his knowledge. Sure, they had talked about more kids, and both wanted it, but they had agreed to wait. Millicent was starting school, and Knox had a lot to do, juggling work with child care as he took the heaviest load so his wife could study. He would also do household chores. 
The kids grew distant to their mother. She was hardly home, and rarely hung out with them. When she did, she would be strict and lay down the law, and that for sure didn’t build any relationships. 
Knox held onto the hope that after school, things would be different. But then, Millicent would get so busy focusing on her career and promotions, that it almost got worse.
Eventually, on the day of her final promotion, he handed her the divorce papers. He still loved her dearly, but she was not the woman he had married, and not the mother his kids needed. He said that he’d take the two youngest, while she’d keep Camille and Caesar. He reassured her that they could visit anytime, both ways, and that they could hang out like they would usually. But at that point, Chloé, who was an infant, had been neglected by her mother to the extent that she would cry whenever her mother held her. 
Millicent took everything to heart. It was tough to realize how she had behaved, and that the love of her life saw no other way than to leave her, but it had been necessary. They had sleepovers all the time (including the parents), and Millicent would take the kids on vacations, and take days off from work. 
At the end of their lives, Knox and Millicent regained some of that love that they had lost, but they never got together, and they never married again.
Still, they share a spot in the family graveyard.
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chqads · 1 year
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THESE MUSES ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR MISSED CONNECTIONS:
PERCIVAL REIS  is looking for MULTIPLE ONE-NIGHT-STANDS AND/OR A FWB.
MALACHI DUBOIS is looking for HIS EX/THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY
LEILA ATTAR is looking for HER EX FIANCE.
ELIJAH WEBER is looking for EX/HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART.
MAXIMILIANO RUIZ is looking for FWB(S).
MAXIMILIANO RUIZ is looking for EXES.
SEBASTIAN RIVERA is looking for A CASUAL DATE.
ELIJAH LOOMIS is looking for HIS EX.
VINCE GAGLIARDI is looking for THEIR EX THEY STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR. 
BIANCA GAGLIARDI is looking for HER EX FIANCE/BABY DADDY.
MOBILE NAVIGATION. WANTED CONNECTIONS. APPLICATION.
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whileurmine · 3 months
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@th-angelical liked this for a lyric starter or two. character: maximiliano valladares. 47. baby. baby soft baby. baby soft baby angel with baby curly hair and baby heart. pls handle with care.
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"you don't have to keep pretending that there's nothing wrong. not to me. there is no prize for being the best at saving face, you know."
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maxdiaz · 1 year
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Hey, look! It’s [MAXIMILIANO “MAX” DIAZ] at [UNEMPLOYED ]. Did you know they [WORK] there as a [ACTOR]? I guess they’re from [SAN DIEGO] and have been in town for [less then 1 MONTH], living in [MOUNTAIN VIEW TOWNHOMES]. I also heard they’re a little [SELFISH ], but also very [METICULOUS ] which definitely makes sense.  
Was a but troubled as teenager but did clean his act up, but came from more lower class family. But his large family was always very happy. 
Acting out with him was getting into fights, stealing, ditching school and light dealing. But a teacher saw him struggle and suggested drama class.
He learned to love being up on stage, he loved the spot light and all eyes on him.
He moved to LA after he turned eighteen, going out for anything and everything. Extra work as first, TV adds, and more before he started landing some roles. 
He dreamed to land that big role, something that last him for years...that he still working on. 
Met and fell for Summer in LA both them trying to live the dream, it was fast and quick but he did love her no matter the age or them both struggling to act.
A few years into them he landed a good tv role and was paired with one of his co stars, they quickly started messing around off screen he cheated on Summer, he didn’t take long for Summer to find out and she left him and down.
He was with his co-star for a while and was happy she became  pregnant and after the baby was born she admitted she had been cheating and the baby was not his. Now he’s in New Haven trying to find Summer to fix things.
Max was born in San Diego too his parents who had one older brother followed by another then last two twin sisters.  It was a busy household since his parents, siblings and grand parents all lived in the same home.  It caused his father to be gone a lot since he worked tow jobs and his mother had one too. As he was one the oldest to help care for the younger ones, and help with the grand parents.
The family always got by but never was that well off, but he really had whatever he did need since his parents worked hard for it. But he was mad he wasn’t able to do as much as his friends and started to act out, some stealing and getting into trouble like fights and some slight dealing. His teachers noticed his changed and helped him out as much as they could and got into him drama class that he took too.
But being the kid that was a charity case to others never easy but he let his feeling out acting in school plays and some local productions. He moved himself to LA to try and live in the dream and it took a while for him. Indy movies, ADS on tv among other small projects. A few guest star roles and small parts here and there and he slowly worked his way up. He has yet to land a lead role but he’s still hoping to live the dream. During his time acting he met Summer on set one day and they hit it off starting to hangout as friends and soon more then friends. They started dating for a while and got married.
He was happy with her, had a good time with her and loved her. But he landed one of his bigger movie roles nothing super major but helped get him noticed more. But he was paired with co-star on screen and they hit it off and started going around Summers back. it went on for a while till they got found out and Summer left him and left town.
He stayed with her for a while he was happy, till she became pregnant. He was nervous but excited as he was getting older without any kids. But soon after the baby was born she admitted it wasn’t his she had been cheating on him with her ex. That shocked him and hurt him, he stayed in LA a while drinking a bunch before he tracked down Summer and now is trying his best to find her to tell her, he’s sorry.  
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itsmariejanel · 2 years
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Baddies in every single panel today, didn't even know where to look 🥵🥵🥵
Ps: please can we see the baby 👶
we apreciate baddies in this house ‼️ im glad you liked it 😌 also here's our bappie maximiliano
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genetics came from @/okruee's don and the woman who made everyone sign the nda
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jones7thavenue · 3 years
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For the Just One More Page Book Photo Challenge by @just0nemorepage, December 21: Hello, Winter.
Maximiliano, my firstborn, turns one tomorrow. He was conceived out of love, ten months + three days after two lost souls found each other in a food bank inside a church, whose cafeteria was used for lunch on Thursday afternoons in my high school days. A year ago, I was under a spell that was so strong I thought I would never live to tell the tale. But, a year later, parenting just snapped me out of it like a twig. This photo is not about a book. It's about the greatest thing I never thought I would be: A mom.
Happy birthday, Maximiliano. This is for you, son. I love you, son.
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karolinadeaen · 4 years
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Zola's algorithm is a program for choosing Insight's targets. What targets? Anyone who's a threat to HYDRA! Now, or in the future.
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shakesposting · 3 years
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BROOO FINALLY A HEADCANONS PLACE FOR SUPA STRIKAS!!! Question: What do you headcanon as the actual names for the characters?
i know! i’m hyper stoked doing this, let’s see how long i can keep this up!! lemme pull up some baby boy name catalogues real quick
who am i kidding this is going to take a while
okay so i’ve picked 5 of the lads: Shakes, Klaus, El Matador, Cool Joe, Big Bo
i think it’d interest you to know Shakes is his real name lmao, multiple sources say it’s Shakes Makena in Kenya, Mokena in South Africa; only region it’s a nickname is in Nigeria, where he’s Segun “Shegs” Okoro (and Skarra’s Aniekan) and in the show he’s,,, Shakes North?? the source linked isn’t the first i’ve seen mention this. anyway, since you’re asking, i would’ve named him Sipho because mans is a real gift
fun factoid: Klaus von Jurgen Ulf Gutentag--von indicates nobility, Ulf is “wolf” and “Gutentag”, good day? i’ve taken up German, and Guten Tag is a greeting after 11AM, after Guten Morgen or Good Morning. Walter Wolfie Goodday is honestly a vibe though, ja?
El Matador’s real name is Carlos if we can believe Wikipedia, though that might mean Big Bo’s real name is Bojack and i don’t think i’m ready for that. but if i were to name him i’d give him Maximiliano, or “greatest” because it’s what he’d want and i’m of the opinion that he should be given whatever he wants (also because it vibes as conceited and self-aggrandizing so the shoe boot really fits)
Cool Joe’s Joe Waweru in Nigeria, but he’s Brazilian so i guess we can go with what’s closest to the American Joe/a regional equivalent, José. Big Bo’s still Boniface in my book, because i still can’t give a shit that it’s English not American, and hey, it means “well-doer”, as in Big ol’ Do-Gooder
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