#bald bastard

[fionapplespiano]

The X-Men and Magneto all wacking Charles you love to see it

#x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #bald bastard #he was getting alien girl coochie while his students were being genocided #cyclops #Scott summers #rogue #anna marie lebeau #Magneto #Jean Grey #Storm #Ororo Munroe #Sunspot #Roberto Da Costa #Beast #Hank McCoy #Wolverine

[n4rval]

your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short

i know what you want anon dnw i got u

#artwork #inbox #wd gaster #gaster #undertale #deltarune #just in case i disappear. merry valemtines #oohh bastard gaster this evil gaster that / this silly grandpa: #hes a little creepy. a little spooky. more than a little crazy. but overall goofy and friendly yes #just a guy who wants a family so bad #do you care him #would you brush this egg #and polish his bald head until it reflects like a mirror #pat him pinch his cheeks squish him love him #show him hes deserving of all things great and wonderful and its never too late

[4mulaone]

WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH

#LOVE THIS BALD BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #charles leclerc #fred vasseur

[mandersie]

Recently came back from a trip and was having a very tough artblock; had a lot of trouble to work on commissions. So I made this warmup of Dad of War to get back in the drawing zone 

#my art #digitalart #fanart #god of war #god of war ragnarok #Kratos #I never imagined I'd be drawing fanart of Kratos #I used to really dislike God of War when I was younger #AND I REALLY DISLIKED HIM KJAHSDFKJASD #but then #last year #I watched the 2018 gameplay with him and Atreus and it just had everything I love in a story minus the gore im very squeamish kjahsdgkj #oh Kratos you beautiful mess how dare you make me cry #also this bastard was so hard to draw either bald older muscular men are difficult or im just incompetent

[padawansuggest]

Helix: *goes to help pull a halfway melted part of Cody’s blacks up so he could cut it off, and get smacked on the hand for it* hmmm…

Cody: *did not mean to do that just got startled while he was trying to do the same thing to his left ankle, isn’t actually hurt just annoyed because melted blacks apparently stick to your body hair* …!!!

Helix: You know. I once had a dream where you drank so much coffee your body started to shut down.

Cody: …???

Helix: Yeah. I guess it starts with paranoia, huh?

Cody: -_- I think it has more to do with the shinies that tried to wax me with my own melted blacks.

Helix: Keep telling yourself that.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #commander cody #clone medix helix #I wrote this for the body shutting down joke #but now I need you guys to know that I’m giggling like crazy #imagining Cody desperately trying to hide from a group of shinies trying to yank strips of melted kute off him to wax him #Cody is a paranoid guy and he’s even more paranoid about Obi asking him why he has bald spots in bed later 😔 #😂 the fucking disrespect of those little bastards you helped raise 😤 #this one better not flop this is the funniest shit I’ve ever written in my life

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Kong: "KEEP YOUR FUCKING FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SON!!!!!!"

#IT HIT ME THOUGH #DAD KONG SAVING HIS SON FROM THAT BALD BASTARD #I'M PROUD OF HIM #godzilla #kong #suko #skar king #godzilla x kong: the new empire #gxk #monsterverse #THIS PIC IS FUN TO CAPTION #ANYWAY #CAPTION THIS

[bylrndgm]

Stranger Things | 3.09 “The Battle of Starcourt”

#stranger things #st3 #stranger things gifs #stranger things edits #murray baumann #erica sinclair #lucas sinclair #mine #mine:gif #now for real. everytime i make a coloring that looks good on dark skin my heart fills with joy #erica is so snarky i love her #she's a queen #“IM TEN YOU BALD BASTARD” #dailystrangerthings

[willowwee]

Random thoughts are kicking in right now; do yall ever think albus ever smack hipswitch's bald head (I've been thinking of hipswitch bald head ever since Sensei mentioned hipswitch covering his bald ahh head)

#goodboyaudios #gba #goodboyaudios hipswitch #gba hipswitch #random #good boy audios #abt to drop a doodle of bald hipswitch #egg headed fr #gba bvz #bastard vs zombies series #rp asmr #rp audio #someone play his head like a bongo pls

[fionapplespiano]

X-Men 97 really thought we would be interested in a plot about Charles and Lilandra when the episode should literally be about Storm and Forge like they really thought they could sneak that on us

#I’m not interest #bald bastard #x-men #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #lifedeath #Storm #Ororo Munroe #Forge #Storm x Forge #Professor X #Charles Xavier #lilandra #death bird #shi’ar empire

[another-corpo-rat]

my favourite bastard done by the wonderfully sweet @theviridianbunny | Check out her comm info here!

thank you so much again Bunny!! 💕💕

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #Adam Smasher #art tag #gonna smack his bald head #after oogling this for the rest of the day #beloved bastard

[escuerel]

the comfort character meme is very silly and i adore it.

#escuerel's art #goro akechi #vanitas kh #kh vanitas #i have no idea how to draw a gun #also ive never drawn akechi before #and some would say i draw vanitas far too much #but also i love that fucking pensive expression portrait goro has #guy literally suffering. #its ok they can suffer together #teenagers with problems these two #you can choose whichever bald old bastard theyre talking about.

[anartisticdreamer0]

WHERE IS HIS SON QUACKITY. TELL THE MAN.

#GIVE THEM ANSWERS YOU BALD BASTARD <- q #THEYRE THREATENING Q STUDIOS #FOOLISHS TWO BRAIN CELLS ARE STRUGGLING #THEY GET AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION #PLEASE Q THE EGGS #qsmp #qsmp liveblog #the great brazil meetup

[crowleymoist]

god bro, the new guardians of the galaxy hit me harder than i ever expected it to fr. no spoilers just in case, but jesus CHIRST man. i went in knowing quite a lot abt the backstory, seeing it through clips and shit through tiktok and the like, but seeing it with the context, re-watching clips from the first 2 GOTG just DESTROYED me. Rocket Raccoon has got to be one of the most interesting and well rounded character in the current MCU and I absolutely adore everything they did w/ his character in the media. Especially changing the accent from cockney, to what im guessing is something closer to the north-east of the USA. Hearing this man say his name WAS ROCKET RACCOON absolutely blessed me. I can not wait to watch this trilogy over and over again.

#gotg vol 3 #gotg #marvel #mcu #rocket #rocket raccoon #rocket gotg #little mcu rant because this movie has been replaying in my head #fuck the high evolutionary. bald headed bastard. #lyla deserved better #teefs deserved better #floor deserved better #rocket deserved better #still great writing #james gunn #love james gunn's writing fr

[katyalesbo]

my pov of trixie’s favorite clip from the bald and the beautiful live pod in atlanta (extended cut)

#trixie mattel #katya zamolodchikova #trixie and katya #the bald and the beautiful #atlanta live pod #and by extended cut i mean trixie saying ‘fuck’ twice in my clip #then trixie asked ‘who did this to us’ and katya was like ‘ugh . homophobes! homophobes! youuuu bastard ! you bitch !’ #icons tbh

[irn-bru]

just started smallville. what the FUCK is happening

#was talking about superman and my mum told me she used to love the show (she's actually really big on superman. loves the films) #so now we're watching it together ♥️ #superman the animated series: here comes baby kal-el in his little spaceship! oh he's landed on the kents farm!! cute!! 😁 #smallville: this little bastard baby (who is actually a toddler) fucked up the ENTIRE town with his arrival and made lex luthor BALD #lmaoooo i think im really going to LOVE this show #smallville #superman #clark kent #beth.txt

[solradguy]

This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).

What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).

It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.

John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.

-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate

Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...

Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.

I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.

Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy

#asks #Among the death threats I got on Twitter for the Brisket <3 meme 1 year anniversary post were a bunch of transphobic insults towards me too #And at least two of them were insults about how I was gonna go bald because I'm a trans man lol #I felt kind of bad for the cis guys that left those comments because all the (cis) men in my family were hairy bastards well into old age #T on its own doesn't just make all your hair fall out. It follows genetics just like naturally produced T does #Some trans men will lose their hair and some won't. I probably won't until I am VERY old #So them making fun of me for that told me that: 1. They're very afraid of losing their own hair #2. They think everyone else is afraid of losing their hair too (or that everyone thinks it looks ugly. Which is untrue) #3. They think that trans men are especially susceptible to hair loss #I've had a mohawk for about 7 years now. I am very familiar with the shape of my skull and wouldn't mind just going full bald #When it gets that thin and I decide to buzz it off I'll be sad about it for sure. But it absolutely will not be the end of the world #I'll go full Rob Halford haha Going bald is a non-issue #Unrelated but I love Johnny's EN dub accent in Strive so much because 'watered down yeehaw accent' is the only accent I can do well lmfao