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The tripartite framework sounds cool but it's functionally useless to everyone but the Port Mafia.
The Port Mafia going from the nightmare of the city to its protectors in the dark, is a cool idea.
It fuels Mori's motivation, it plays a part in Chuuya joining and it's an interesting stand to take for a criminal organisation.
That's it.
The Government do not protect Yokohama in the slightest. They either do fuck all or make things worse.
Ango is the only one who got the memo, he's doing everyone's damn job and deserves a raise. Also Tachihara now, he's the real lynch pin in this.
Everyone else sucks.
The Agency is just doing their jobs and it's not like it existed prior to Fukuzawa.
Natsume didn't come up with the Agency, he had no sway in its creation other than providing a buisness licence.
Also I'd argue that other that it's never been fully completly in effect. Because while the Port Mafia and the Agency have aided this city despite being rivals.
Other than Ango and Tachihara the government haven't helped Yokohama in the slightest.
Also the timings are werid like the Port Mafia working in the night makes sense.... But Natsume tf do you mean for the other two?
Twilight is the period before sunrise and after sunset... Which is vague as hell and why is the Agency only operational in the day?
And why can't they work at the same time? Clearly cooperation is beneficial to everyone but you made each one "rule" a random part of the day.
And what Natsume inferred when the Agency and the Port were fighting in the cannibalism arc but not when 2 government spies infiltrated the Port Mafia?
Nor when the Agency and the Port Mafia ended their alliance.
It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
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bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed
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kyoukamybeloved · 8 months
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Everytime i remember that scene un stormbringer, this is all I can think about
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like they fully did this, coordinated and all, dazai was like yeah this is fair
creds: aka3kan on twitter is the artist
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pm game night - fuck marry kill edition
tachihara: okay!! chuuya-san, fuck marry kill, akutagawa, dazai, kunikida
chuuya: marry akutagawa
akutagawa: ew
chuuya: fuck kunikida
akutagawa: ew
chuuya: kill dazai
tachihara: fair enough
higuchi: what about u tachihara, fuck marry kill - akutagawa-senpai, weretiger, gin-san
tachihara: hmm marry gi-
akutagawa: RASHOMON
gin:
higuchi:
kajii: okkayyy higuchi!! fuck marry kill - lemon bombs, me, akutagawa
chuuya: you're playing it wrong! u cant say lemon bombs
kouyou: honestly, how crude...
chuuya: i'll go. fuck marry kill, akutagawa: the weretiger, higuchi, tachihara
higuchi, blushing: oh-
akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger
higuchi:
gin:
chuuya: ...that can't be healthy
kouyou, scoffing: fuck marry kill, dazai, tachihara, ranpo
chuuya: fuck dazai, kill dazai, marry da- oh
kouyou: exactly
higuchi: wait ! chuuya-san fuck marry kill, kunikida, ranpo, tachihara
chuuya: hmm
chuuya: fuck kunikida, marry kunikida, kill dazai
higuchi:
kajii: wait i get it now! akutagawa! fuck marry kill-
akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger
kajii: i didn't even finish
tachihara, finally waking up covered in blood: am i dead
gin, writing to tachihara: fuck marry kill, weretiger, higuchi, tanizaki
tachihara: hmm fuck wereti-
akutagawa: RASHOMON
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cheshire-writer · 7 months
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The Problem: Mori wants Dazai as his successor. The mafia wants Chuuya as Mori's successor. Dazai doesn't want it. Cannibalism stageplay revealed that Chuuya doesn't want it either.
The solution: They deal with is skk style. They flip coins, draw straws, battle it out at the arcade. Loser has to lead the PM for a week. Winner gets time off. A week later, rinse and repeat.
Yes, they cheat. Yes, they know the other is cheating. No, it doesn't stop them from trying to out-cheat the other. No, they don't miss a beat picking up right where the other left the work, no matter the codewords, operations, secrets, etc involved that they should technically be clueless about. No, they don't think that's strange. Yes, everyone else is screaming into their pillows.
(Bonus: Dazai spends his ill-gotten time off at the agency, working for the government for a given definition of Dazai-working at a job that pays less than 0.01% of the PM boss salary. He does it to be annoying (and also for mental health reasons).
Chuuya spends his ill-gotten time off attending classy wine-tasting events, writing poetry, and being lead singer for a rock band. He's got a healthy life work balance for the first time in his life.)
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mothonthewall · 3 months
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I was foolish to ask for so much
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joy division reference
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jounosparticles · 7 months
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whenever i remember dazai sometimes filled in as a “torture specialist” in the mafia i giggle a little because he was like fifteen-sixteen then.
imagine being kidnapped by the literal mafia and you’re terrified some like huge and scary guy with a dangerous ability is gonna come in and hurt you
but instead this fuckin teenager pulls up with his psp in hand complaining about how he didn’t have enough time to annoy the tiny redhead he works with because he has to torture you
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kiqilinn · 8 months
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monarchamos · 6 months
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do you guys think mori has to get the PM HQ's ceilings all laquered and polished bc of chuuya walking on the ceiling or do you guys think there's just a bunch of shoe marks on the ceilings
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miammey · 7 months
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Tecchuu meme because this reminded me of them
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mewos-box · 1 year
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New Anthology Comic
My translation is approximate cuz I do not speak Japanese and I used translator!!!
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fem 15 skk :DD
you'll have to tear this concept from my cold dead hands
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kyoukamybeloved · 8 months
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thought it was fitting
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@sunnikos
mori: i called you all here to discuss your unprofessional relationships with the armed detective agency
chuuya, wearing a too big black shirt w/ a red ribbon and a too big tan coat: what? people are having relationships with the damned agency? what the fuck happened to loyalty!
akutagawa, with atsushi still on his back fast asleep: i was wondering the same thing. the mafia and the agency are two worlds that should never mix
hirotsu already typing up an email to tell fukuzawa about this meeting, while also delightfully telling him how his kids and hirotsu's grandkids are all getting along: how highly unprofessional
kouyou, online shopping to buy kyouka a cotton candy machine because she expressed interest: you all should be ashamed
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hailstorm1816 · 3 months
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Daily reminder that chuuya said that the view of Dazai chained to a wall could rival a masterpiece worth ten billion dollars
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the-sunflower-room · 5 months
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✧akutagawa with a s/o who doodles on him ✧
akutagawa x fem!reader headcanons
☆note: i am a chronic doodler (art major moment, everybody point and laugh) and i was thinking about how cute it would be if akutagawa had a s/o who loves to doodle on him, so here it is! please enjoy lovelies xoxo
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-for starters, akutagawa is pretty much stoic and cold with 98% of the human population
-he’s just a serious guy with major rbf what can i say
-to the rest of the world, he’s the terrifying mafioso in black who brings death and destruction wherever he goes
-but to his significant other, he’s just her “sweet ryu” as she likes to call him
-in the privacy of their home he sheds his role as the mafia devil and takes on the role of doting boyfriend
-he has such a soft spot for her it’s crazy
-anyways
-she has this little habit of doodling anywhere and everywhere
-on her arms, on napkins, on corners of paper
-she’s always drawing little hearts or stars or characters—you name it
-whatever she’s feeling at the moment
-eventually she gets brave enough to draw a little heart on the back of akutagawa’s hand one day
-he’s just reading on the couch with one hand resting on his thigh and suddenly feels a pen pressing into his skin
-he starts to protest but she’s so focused and content while she’s working on it that he leaves it be and goes back to his book
-she expects him to humor her for a little while and then wipe it off eventually
-she’s pleasantly surprised to find that it’s still there as they’re getting ready for bed that night
-the next day he walks around the port mafia and goes about his very serious business with a little heart on his hand
-she notices how he refuses to wash it off and can’t help how giddy it makes her
-takes it as a sign to do it more often
-it becomes a therapeutic thing for both of them
-they’ll just be sitting on the couch, watching a show together or something, and she’s just mindlessly doodling on his hand or arm
-he tries sooo hard to hide his smile
-will prob turn away and cough into his other hand to cover up the stupid lovesick grin on his face
-totally denies it when she questions him
-he’s a feared member of the port mafia, of course he’s not completely enamored with the silly little drawings she’s lovingly inking onto his skin (yeah ok)
-she knows he loves it
-some days she’s feeling more ambitious and colors in some of her doodles with markers or colored pens
-“it’s like i’m giving you little tattoos! they totally make you look more badass” (she says as she draws a snake with a cowboy hat on his wrist)
-he secretly adores seeing all of the creative designs she comes up with
-when he walks around with the doodles on his skin it’s like he’s carrying a little piece of her with him
-if anyone in the pm catches a glimpse of his hands and dares to say something about the colorful ink, he immediately snaps at them
-“why don’t you mind your business and stop wasting air with stupid questions, you pathetic imbecile”
-this man is so whipped and protective ok
-like he hates pretty much everyone but her
-will defend his s/o till the day he dies and do anything to make her happy
-and i mean anything
-even if that means having a poorly draw cat peeking out from under his sleeve during a Very Important Meeting with mori :)
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