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thegreatwicked · 5 months

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Enjoy some of my favorite stories I've come across on Tumblr! Seriously, I LOVE these stories and I reread them A LOT!

Please note: Virtually ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE SMUT. That means 18+ content, and you are responsible for managing your internet consumption. Minors DNI.

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DC Comics

Dance for Daddy by @matth1w LAWD. I love me some Roman Sionis fics and this one DELIVERS. Sexy, kinky, smutty I give it a solid Chefs Kiss.

Joy Ride and Let Me Make You Feel Good, The Intern by @littleredwing89 More delicious Roman Sionis one shots Joy ride is about teasing Roman as he drives and Let Me Make You Feel Good is about a sweet smutty cure for a hangover. And the Intern, a fuck buddies to lovers story, god yum. Reader inserts. Drool. Go forth read and enjoy.

Bait the Beast by @more-cardigan-than-womanLord help me, I found a new little gem. You cause a bit of a ruckus with Coblepot and Roman thinks you need a lesson.

Yours by @tarrenterror25set in the AO! Verse Roman is having some trouble during the holidays overcoming everything the Joker did to him, good thing he has you. Because he does. You're his now. Melt. Sorry about the mess.

Star Wars

Water and Rock by @split-spectrum I honestly cannot say enough good things about this story It follows Obi-wan/Fem Reader in the classic Master/Padawan troupe and it. is. SPICY. Up to twelve chapters which I have read MULTIPLE TIMES and it hits so hard. Go read this story it is sexy as HELL and gives you the feels. She's so damn good at writing Obi-Wan it hurts, but like in a kinky good way.

The Gift by @ladyinwriting18 I have already spoke at length about the fabulousness that is Lady in Writing and her amazing content. This one is a favorite! Its a Maul/Reader Insert and it is smutty sxy and kinky. Seriously if Maul is your fictional crush (Hi me too!), go read this.

The Three Princes Part One: The Oldest Profession by @thenightmarketofdathomir This writer is freaking legendary. I do not know the collection of words in my own language to describe the eloquence and sophistication this writer possesses. Just go. Go read this and you let me know if you're ever the same again. This gem stars our boy Feral and is a you/reader insert. Oh damn, this story makes me want things...

Birthday Wish, Romancing the Pages, The Write Seduction, To Create Life, by @jedianjakenobi Y'all, this author holds a special place in my writer's heart. She's a published author on Amazon and she's truly amazing. Her works are all Obi-Wan-centered and reader inserts. Birthday Wish is a birthday crush from your sexy neighbor, Romancing the Pages is a fake relationship/summer romance with a reclusive shy librarian (Ben) and a best-selling author, The Write Seduction is a professor Kenobi/writing student story and it is SPICY. And my favorite To Create Life is a Jedi Council green lights a baby-making program and who else is the reader paired with? Their good friend Padawan Kenobi. My darlings, my friends, if you like Obi-Wan smut then you are doing yourselves a disservice by NOT reading these.

Empty Me Out by @221bshrlocked reader insert/DOM Obi-Wan I'm tellin y'all this story NEARLY killed me. I've lost track of how many times I've readit. You're an entertainer and Master Kenobi needs information from you, so you give him what he wants and then he gives you what you want. Where it Wasn't massage therapy reader insert/Obi-Wan, do I need to say more? Pretty sure I melted into the floor with this one.

His Loving Satine by @waterlily707 I love reader insterT and OCs but these two Obi-Wan and Satine are a joy to read. Temporary paralyzed Obi-Wan at the "mercy" of a slightly dom Satine. Juicy, gorgeous, little bit of fluff. Love it.

Room 24 by @murdockussy Little angsty Obi-Wan/reader insert enemies to lovers in an undercover assignment-type situation. Spicy, dom Obi-Wan give. Me. More.

Tea with Lemon, Tea with Honey by @wickedscribbles an established relationship as a reader insert and Obi-Wan. If you want honey then you get to take care of a sick Obi-Wan and kind out you have a new kink, if you want Lemon then Obi-Wan takes advantage of said kink and whisks you away to another planet for some R&R under the guise of "work." Enjoy!

Actors/Characters

Ben Hardy

Hold Me Close, Don't Let Me Go by @stray-kaz God. This one shot is just sxy as hell, it's a Billy/Four fro, 6 Underground/Female Reader. Our boy comes home to one hell of an 'I missed you, I need you right now' welcome. GO read it. Right now.

Such an Experience by @rogermyreligionOk. Guys... FUCK, this is a hot little oneshot Roger Taylor of Queen/Female reader and OMG. Just go read it. I've officially stopped counting how many times I've read this. Smutty/Sexy. I'm dead.

Long Distance by @acciotwinzwinz. Y'ALL. Sit your asses down and read this Roger Taylor/Reader insert/You. It's fluffy, its sexy, its cute and the smut is -chefs kiss- Yes, I read this one a lot too.

For now, these are some of my favorites that I frequently reread because I love them. I'll probably be adding more, it's more than likely I've forgotten some...

#fic rec #ben hardy characters #star wars #dc comics #jason todd #roman sionis #all smut all the way #billy/four x reader #roger taylor #obi wan x reader #obi-wan smut #roman sionis smut #jason todd smut #darth maul x you #darth maul smut #Support writers content #My favorite fanfics

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tcfactory · 21 days

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a fun idea on the "im gay and pissed about it" is the concept of "what do you mean i share tastes with shang shidi". qinghua mentions offhandedly that the sect is full of very handsome men who are strong and muscular and have the AUDACITY to wear respectable layers of clothing in heat and filth when he could be looking at their chests. sj nods along absentmindedly then hEY WAIT. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT. AND WHY DOES HE AGREE WITH YOU-

I'm snickering, because he would be mega upset that he's in agreement with Shang-shidi. At least he can blame the gay thoughts on Shang Qinghua, thirsty shidi is infecting everyone with residual horny.

Also, the fact that Shang Qinghua's (future) husband does walk around with his chest bared to the world a lot of the time makes this so much worse. Number 1 reason to turn CQMS into a demonic sect: shameless demon fashion.

...you know, that would make for a good comedy oneshot I think. SQH convinces the Sect to convert to a 'demonic' path to avoid all the plot and get rid of the stress of having to hide MBJ all the damn time. YQY agrees because this way nobody can hold SQQ's background under Wu Yanzi against him, LQG doesn't care as long as he can go hunt monsters, MQF is fine with this as long as they can maintain their reputation as 'decent people' (bc mortals care more about that than jianghu politics), WQW gets a shitton of new customers from the demon realm... the only one who would be strongly against it is QQQ, depending on how the mortal emperors would view a 'demonic' sect.

He convinces SQQ by gesturing at MBJ and his chest-out fashion like "this could be YQY and LGQ if we converted" and that holds more appeal than SQQ would ever admit. (QiJiu reconciliation fueled by too many horny thoughts? And then YQY 'bullies' SQQ into wearing the new uniforms and oh, there goes LQG. SQQ has two hands and with one he has to keep holding onto stupid sexy Liu-shidi so he stops walking into walls.)

And what better way to convert the sect than get TLJ out from under the mountain and pledge their allegiance to him? If SQH pulls this madness off in time they might even have a chance to save SXY! (Which would placate QQQ, especially after the Old Palace Master's garbage comes to light - she will be one of the main advocates of throwing the man in a pit of fire ants and watching him die a slow, well-deserved death.)

So OPM's manipulation is all out in the open and HHP is going under and I guess that's just barely enough to put them as "not a righteous sect and not an evil sect, but a secret third thing (weird)" which sure is a reputation to have, but not a bad one as such. Anyway, TLJ is the emperor of a whole realm and he's bankrolling them, so it's not like they need to play nice with the rest of the jianghu if they don't want to.

That sure would be a fun scenario for Shen Yuan to transmigrate into, huh? Lands as a nameless OC disciple (17 and very sassy) who's joining CQMS after his native sect was destroyed by some random catastrophe and he's making up all these elaborate plans in his head on how to help LBH out in the sect, only to find out that LBH (also 17 and very spoiled) is head disciple of Bai Zhan, getting kinda-but-not-really preferential treatment because he's the son of the sect benefactor. Also for funsies please imagine a Moshang spawn there too, because SQH developed an unfortunate habit of falling into every wifeplot ever (it's the System's revenge).

Trouble trios Ning Yingying+Sha Hualing+Liu Mingyan vs Shen Yuan+Bingmei+Moshang sprog unintentionally trying to outdo each other on who can cause their respective Shizuns the bigger headache. Shen Yuan isn't certain why he ended up in such a wacky AU fanfic setting, but Binghe is happy and handsome and keeps hitting on him cooking him snacks to make him feel welcome after what happened to his old sect, so he's enjoying his time too much to complain (much).

#this is all the silly I'm sorry #sy would be doomed #too many thirsty thoughts about lbh even he can't outrun them all

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writing-frenzy · 7 months

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It's the things you don't see (That can be Misunderstood)

@werinia

You have probably seen that idea somewhere. Evil sqh. He is not going to change tragic moments. They are the best part of his book. Porn can disappear but these would stay. So if butterfly effect is going to destroy a tragedy or an important plot moment he will save them. SQQ & YQY tragedy and SXY&TLJ tragedy were saved. When LBH stuck too far away from where he should stop. SQH took him and brought to Washerwoman. She decided that he is a father of a child, so SQH named himself Luo Feiji. He was helping Washerwoman with money, which could let her to stay alive but… LBH didn't want to leave from his adopted mother so SQH killed her. LBH swears to find his 'father'.

AN: Huh, this is my first time seeing this idea... hmmm, this idea plot goes against all my Airplane!Shang Qinghua characterization on how I have him. Even at his evilness in my brain, Shang Qinghua is more about going with the flow, inaction, apathy, but occasionally spiteful sabotage against those who fuck with him or mess with his ideas and plots. (Still very much he who wrote Binghe, it just takes... a lot to open that side to him)

So, I'm gonna take this idea and probably mangle it beyond recognition. Sorry, I'll try and incorporate as much as possible. (Hope you still enjoy it)

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There were many ways a certain An Ding Peak Lord found himself waking up on some days. On the rare, like finding a once-in-a-never-before-seen-treasure if you weren't the protagonist or Author god of this world, Shang Qinghua could actually wake up fully rested, no dreams to torment him or anyone but birdsong to wake him up. Otherwise, it was a random pick of if someone was knocking (well, more like banging) on his door with a 'sect emergency' of sorts. On others, his King could sometimes come for a morning report instead of his nightly one, bringing with him an uncomfortable chill and frozen feet for Shang Qinghua to welcome the day to.

But if there is one thing Airplane hates waking to, it must be the System's ungodly screeching alarm.

!WARNING: WORLD COLLAPSE IF PROTAGONIST DIES!

"I heard you the first fucking time damn it." the brunet transmigrator curses, dressing and disguising himself more akin to a shady merchant than the actual Peak Lord he just so recently became. If he's going where he thinks he is, considering all the drama that happened with a certain Head Disciple and Demon Lord, and a Protagonist in trouble, that can only mean one thing.

Something happened at the Luo River; just great, just what he needed right now. Of course he wants to spend his night looking for a baby in an icy river, thank you world so much for that.

Grumbling, Shang Qinghua goes down one of the many secret tunnels in An Ding, with it twisting and winding down into a deserted valley, where he is soon off like a shoot on his sword.

As he spends most of his night with the system blaring an alarm in his ear, constantly having to cast a life-detecting spell, Airplane truly curses the fact he had to have little Binghe born when it was so damn cold; sure, his cultivation helps him keep out the worst of it, but it does not stop the fucking fact it is still cold enough that he can literally feel the chill from his sword to his feet. Nature can and still is the biggest bitch out there, no matter what.

It is with no little relief that he finally gets the ding he wanted from his spell, showing a human life finally.

Getting little future Demon Emperor from his basket, Shang Qinghua sighs in relief seeing the baby is just really cold, something the Peak Lord can easily fix with his abilities. Eyeing the basket, Shang Qinghua struggles a bit with himself before sighing, he places one of his emergency coin purses in it, something he knows will at least help out and hopefully not get him anymore System Alarms for a while. After getting himself and the baby situated as he stands above the water, he then casts an invisibility spell upon himself, settling in to wait for a certain washerwoman to finally come so he can direct a basket down her way... Not realizing in his drained and tired state it didn't work like it should have.

(Years later, Binghe listens to his mother as she swears to anyone that will listen that it must have been his father's spirit that must have pushed the little baby over to her washing, waiting, willing hands. After all, how else could a healthy little baby survive going down the stream on one of the coldest nights of the year? Even as she weakens, she could never forget the barely there, almost more an outline of fog then man that had directed a basket down her way, and the relief in brown eyes when he saw her take him before he disappeared in the dawn's light.

Binghe grows, knowing if nothing else, at least one of his birth parents must have loved him, if they even defied death to ensure he could live with his poor, but ever so loving mother. It makes him wonder at times, about his origins, makes him want to find out more about his history and his first parents.

As it is, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky spends the day after his little rescue working through a migraine and the mother of all colds.)

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SQH gets Binghe to his Mother: Check

Washerwoman sees him and thinks it's Binghe's Father: Check

Shang Qinghua provides funds: Check

Binghe grows up knowing about a 'Father' and wants to find (more info about) him: Check

I can say I kept to the spirit of it at least? Hope you liked this, sorry it came so late.

#airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #svsss #scum villian self saving system #mxtx svsss

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dokidreaming · 2 years

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zhuzhi-lang? :3c

snake boy!!!!

favorite thing about them

he's so SO. toxic malewife material. he's very obsessive and loyal and just does things without asking because he thinks he knows what's best for you? he's such a fun mirror for sqq because of that. he just DOES things and even when told "no thank you" he does it anyways because zzl knows Better. amazing. love him. he's my little pudding cup, I want to wife him.

least favorite thing about them

please see the above response 😂 the thing I love most about him is also his objectively worst values. also the fact he dies is my least favourite thing

favorite line

RE: what I said above about the toxic malewife thing, this exchange is just wonderful

Zhuzhi-Lang looked like he had been stung. In a flash, he said, “I only wanted to be good to the people who helped me. Is there anything wrong with that?”

Shen Qingqiu said, “The problem is, you think the things you do are good for me, but I don’t feel the same.”

SQQ you really have guts to say that... anyways ZZL being such a "helpful" good boy is great

brOTP

it's not exactly a brotp but I do love his and TLJ's interactions a lot. I want to know more about them. additionally I'd love to see him interact with sxy

OTP

my biggest rarepair for svsss is zhushen (zzl/sqq) like I just think they would be neat together. SQQ's adoration for weird and cool monsters, his easy acceptance of demons, their extremely (and possibly horribly) complementing personalities... his snakes LOVE SQQ and crawl in his clothes!! I want it, I crave it, there's not enough content for them.

nOTP

I don't really have one? none of the ships for him I've seen make me go "ew"

random headcanon

he grows more snake-y when very stressed, teeth elongating, tongue growing forked, skin growing scales - that kind of thing!

unpopular opinion

I think it would've been great if he wifed up sqq during the time he had him. is this unpopular? is it just my shipper brain talking? who knows

song i associate with them

another song I like <3

favorite picture of them

there's like,,, no content of him in canon SO instead this time I'll just rep a commission I got of him and sqq

#ask games

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phoenixtakaramono · 3 years

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So I'm here to say that I really love your Bingyuan fic! The research you do for it and share with us is just amazing! I also have a q regarding LBG. From SV we know that he felt admiration for his Shizun so do you think that if SJ wasn't cruel to him LBG's admiration would've grown into love and attraction like it did in LBH's case for SY? Which then also raises a question: would LBH/LBG fall in love with any Shizun who was kind to him? Or was he just drawn to SJ's type of personality. WDYT?

Hi there, Anon! I’m glad you’re liking the Untold Tale! Thanks for reading! I think it lowkey helps when the story I’m writing (in general) is from a culture I’m familiar with and that I know some of its language nuances (just general Mainland dialect; I’m unfamiliar with Shanghainese, the Beijing dialect, etc etc). So fortunately for me, as someone who is Chinese but was born in the Western side of the world speaking Mandarin to family and friends, emulating the Chinese aesthetic and atmosphere in TUT comes a little bit easier to me than someone who did not grow up with this culture. I bet if I had been raised in China, I would be able to write something even more multilayered and deep but, alas, the youthful rebellious me of the past hadn’t taken my pinyin and Chinese character writing lessons seriously so I can only communicate verbally and understand audibly 😫. It’s very special for us writers in fandoms to be able to write a story of a culture that we actually know and can identify with. But high key it’s been immensely fun injecting some references of things I’ve come to notice from watching period C-dramas and the C-novels I’ve read, and I’ve come to learn interesting things about Chinese history and mythology even I didn’t know! So the story really writes itself.

Shen Jiu (OG!Shen Qingqiu)

To answer your question 🤔, to be honest this is why the SVSSS fandom is great—because there’s so many interpretations of the original source material. That’s why we have our headcanons and fanfictions to explore these many different possibilities. So for me personally, I can see it happening both ways: *1) LBG does develop a crush/falls in love with SJ, or 2) no matter how SJ treats him LBG regards him respectfully or coldly. I think Possibility 1 is more likely, since SY transmigrated into SQQ and we saw what happened with “Bunhe.”

Now, mind, for Possibility 1 to be more likely to happen, the SJ in PIDW will have to undergo a massive personality change/ a change of heart/ develop a good conscience and will need to clean up his image aka clear up the massive misunderstandings from PIDW canon (like him being mistaken as a pervert for Ning Yingying, visiting whorehouses, killing LQG, etc). It’ll be difficult though considering who Airplane has changed SJ into for his stallion harem novel (reading through SVSSS, my impression of PIDW besides it being the harem stallion novel is that it sounds similar to a “dog blood plot,” where audiences tune in to see how the villains are brought to justice). I literally have a line from TUT in a future chapter where SY says this about SJ since I will resurrect SJ and bring him into the story for closure:

People like Shen Qingqiu naturally had a set of deeply-rooted values. If one wanted to change them, it’d be easier to just have them reincarnate. (—TUT, ch???)

At his core, he’s a flawed man (which makes sense with the underlying cycle of abuse theory, considering his upbringing and backstory). He’s jealous and petty and prickly. His image is that of a proud and cold immortal. In Chinese terms, he’s the type of character archtype who I can see being àojiāo (definitely not canon characterization; this is just a stray thought that amuses me) in a romantic relationship.

LBH will have to recognize that^, or be in a position where he finds SJ’s caustic side endearing instead. He will also have to be extremely patient with him (although, since the joke in SVSSS is that LBH is an incurable M, it shouldn’t be that hard).

A fun thing about OG!SQQ is that he’s the cannon fodder scumbag villain of PIDW. He’s the reason LBG blackened from a white lotus. And, as you know, villains aka antagonists aka bad boys resonate strongly with people for a reason. That’s why we see a lot of Enemies to Lovers tropes, etc. It squicks me to use this phrase but “the allure of dating a ‘bad boy’ is strong.” SJ is that type of bad boy we could identify as a “fixer-upper project” (ugh, that phrase)—even with the red flags and warning signs—especially for those said to have a troubled past with rejecting neglectful parental figures/ family members/ friends and have have not outgrown their wish to convert that sort of person into a loving, accepting person. When we want something we can’t or shouldn’t have, our desire for it grows exponentially. In fanfiction this is a concept writers and readers can explore safely in a world of the imaginary.

From a Meta Perspective

Although, if we look at it meta-ly, the cold and proud and/or knowledgeable Shizun (teacher/ master) character who comes to know love and “is redeemed” by whomever is the love interest (typically a cute and quirky girl who may or may not have started off as naive to the innerworkings of the Cultivation World and therefore needs an established and mature mentor to guide them) is a very well-known archetype for a reason in Chinese fan culture.

Seeing a terrible person change their ways and try to become a better person because of the influence of the one they love is also a popular depiction for a reason.

It’s almost like gap moe. The crueler and aloof one starts out as (arrogance is a staple), the more impactful the shift is when we see such characters soften their edges.

The draw of the sacred master/disciple relationship is that it’s taboo, so I think it’s fair to say that such a relationship in fiction is a popular trope precisely because of this aspect. From a writer’s perspective, the main appeal is to show that there is someone out there who can cause this respectful figure to lose control (undergo emotional change) and go to great lengths to protect his/her precious person. That precious person also has to fall into the “not like other girls” trope (so they can show the ML a different world he would not have seen the beauty of before). On the other side, we look forward to the point of the story where the love interest has their “Oh” moment and realizes their admiration has somehow shifted into love and attraction over the course of events.

Other Romantic Possibilities

It’s very likely. I personally like the fanon headcanon where anyone with Heavenly Demon blood running through their veins feels a compulsion to “obsessively fixate on one person” (TLJ —> SXY, LBH —> SQQ). Personally I don’t recall if this was canon or fanon, but someone had written something about LBH imprinting on one person in his lifetime on the account of his demon nature. And I like that theory (I think it’s likely more fanon than anything but it’s an intriguing idea full of possibilities!).

For him to fixate romantically on one person, I personally don’t think the prerequisite is just by being kind to LBH (but it probably adds to the person’s appeal). There’s probably other factors that go into this to capture the male protagonist’s eye, such as him finding someone attractive (or passes his own personal standards) and/or having good chemistry with that person. So I could see him being into other Shizuns and whomever else. Personally I also think there is appeal in the unobtainable. It’s one thing to have someone’s affection (see LBG and his harem of 600 wives who definitely aren’t shy about giving him affection), but it’s another to know you’ve earned the affections of someone you really like and respect (especially if it’s someone thought to be unobtainable).

As long as the writer can provide a plausible justification for me to suspend disbelief and they set up events to justify it, I can swallow just about any ship possibility. It doesn’t necessarily have to be SJ’s type of personality. (For example, I read a very good fanfiction before where the writer paired Luo Binghe with Ming Fan. Ming Fan, people!!! And they actually pulled it off! What a madlad! Mind, it’s Shen Yuan who had transmigrated into MF in that premise, but the writer set up events that showed how these two characters came to bond and develop a deep friendship which inevitably had LBH developing a crush on his shixiong. I use this as an example because this is the type of unexpected (crack)ship, but because the writer did their work trying to make it seem plausible, we can only admire their hard work and effort at pulling it off.)

As the saying goes, there are plenty of fishes in the sea! As the protagonist, LBH/LBG can have many OTP possibilities with just about anyone as long as the writer can make it plausible. It’s all about the character development and the story/ central themes they wish to tell with the ship!

(Note, these really aren’t hot takes, lol. I’m just having fun answering to this casually from the perspective of a writer. Thank you for your Ask, anon!)

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vermillioncrown · 3 years

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In the z!zzl au, what do they do when lbh arrives?

"that's my baby cousin, and i -"

z!zzl takes a closer look at him. and he really looks like a baby sxy/tlj

'i just gotta bully him. but gently.'

so lbh has this weird an ding senior being both helpful (incidentally, he's sure) and utterly infuriating (thankfully it's such a mix that lbh does not obsessively latch onto his cousin, jfc)

sy transmigrates in. just in time, too - z!zzl was contemplating assassination if the bad blood between sj!sqq and lqg kept on. z!zzl can't let their favorite piece of eyecandy highly respected shishu get offed.

while the main svsss is happening, z!zzl is taking more missions outside. the system is imposing a time limit on z!zzl's stay - cang qiong is the protagonist's stage, after all. they start encountering lqg outside of the sect ("what are you doing here?" "answering shishu, this disciple is facilitating transport of rare goods from the realm border. but..." "hmph. too weak." and they manage to have lqg help them the first time, and thinks to leverage lqg to cause trouble for any uppity demon clans thinking to take advantage of junshang's disappearance)

takes time hanging out w gyx to sabotage the huan hua territories, and z!zzl genuinely likes gyx a lot. by the time of the big discussion conference, z!zzl takes that time to fake their death near the abyss opening. the abyss is a long ravine in the earth, and where the sy!sqq and lbh bullshit is happening is further away from where gyx almost falls in, and z!zzl manages to save him at the cost of falling in himself.

(airplane-sqh mourns his most efficient disciple. lqg feels... disappointed, that the disciple he was mentoring is now... what a waste. gyx is inconsolable, the palace master gleeful about the end of a troubling coincidence.)

lbh meets z!zzl in the abyss, while he's agonizing over the shizun thing and his own half-demon reveal. z!zzl's appearance disturbs him yet reassures him that this aggravating and helpful senior remains the same, demon or not. z!zzl does not accompany lbh, but saves his skin on some occasions and gets in his way on others. they part ways when lbh gets a hold of Xinmo.

something something, z!zzl is definitely using lbh to ruin huan hua inside out, instigating more trouble for the rest of the human cultivators, drama drama blah blah (i have nothing here)

the reveal that lbh is related to z!zzl will come very late, when tlj is out and doing his thing and z!zzl's plans have come to fruition. supreme feelings of betrayal on lbh's part (none of his blood family wanted him) whereas z!zzl "o i knew i was forgetting to say something..."

lqg's feelings of betrayal, too - feeling like he personally needs to kill z!zzl to avenge his honor, but z!zzl is still so respectful and admiring towards him

#zyx au's #svzyx #z!zhuzhi lang #there's too many butterfly effect and i don't wanna put my brain here #this is all i got guys #Anonymous #inquiry

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touchmycoat · 3 years

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Mido, I'm crying - you regularly delete such genius? I am reading the three different set ups to the mmf dp fic and CRYING because each of them is so good and I am hoping at some pt you decide to recycle because I am so greedy for more trans!SY getting the body she wants but STILL so oblivious to how much LQG and LBH want her. The last especially: LQG desperately pining for her but so respectfully NOT TOUCHING and LBH so petulant about the intimacy of dping SQQ.. that set up is amazing!

akdsjflkjsdnflajsndlf darling you are far too kind i'm all a-blush ///// yessss me too i love trans!SY!!! If I do run with it though hmmmm let's see, I feel like instead of "coming out" SY would orchestrate some major encounter with a super ultra rare monster and "get transformed irreversibly" into a woman, oh no, but haha good thing her dao emphasizes how harmful a rigid approach to identity is, and this is really just nature's way of teaching her how to bring her cultivation to the next level, ahahhahaha! She's a woman from now on everybody, just accept it! She has! This is pedagogy at work folks, what a great teacher she is!!

then her whole thing is like, "ah this old woman, LBH fucks a lot of more mature ladies in the original novel but surely the grumpy old teacher is out of the question." She is still totally a milf (just like in canon nfjdnfjd) and goes kind of overboard telling everyone that she gave birth to LBH from her own womb, okay? That is her actual literal baby boy, never mind she's only like 6, 7 years older than Binghe, she has ADOPTED. That's why she's so fucking oblivious, all like "fuck did I shoehorn myself into the evil stepmother role ;;; i don't want to be a tired cliche."

(Also huehanya recced me My Next Life As a Villainness a while ago which seems very relevant to this??? Which I obviously have to binge now??)

LQG is still a Fool™ when it comes to romance and we obviously need more misunderstandings in there—probably she thinks he's tragically pining after YQY or something while YQY is into the original goods and that's why LQG and SQQ used to hate each other so much. And LBH...is still traumatized. Deep, deep mommy issues but hey, since I just came down from a Tianlang-jun fic, maybe we'll have more explicit and weird parallels bt SY and SXY!! lmaaaaaoooooo as LBH fights TLJ SY's like "what kind of oedipus bullshit is this?!?!?"

#anyways thank you kindly #trans!SY #is hysterical and makes me shriek #i'd love to write more lmfao #anon #asks

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udon't have to answer this but i noticed in scum villain mxtx shows some tecaher student relationships that start out as adult/minor as predatory or creepy like nyy and sj (even if it didnt happen it was supposed to be bad) palace master and sxy, how do u think this works with the main relationship

Hey anon. Thanks for reaching out. You're right, Shen Yuan does mention that in the original PIDW Shen Jiu pretty much has the hots for Ning Yingying and this is one of the many reasons that he envies original!Luo Binghe. And Palace Master is hella creepy, the way he tries to control SXY (but when he tries to do the same to LBH it backfires, rip to Palace Master, thoughts and prayers). Idk if that is a trope for the villains in stallion novels, to maybe have creepy crushes on the protag's girl(s) so the readers hate them even more + protagonist can look cooler. I feel like that trope is not completely unpopular in western media tbh. But if somebody wanted to, they could definitely write some interesting discourse comparing and contrasting those relationships. (I don't feel properly equipped to do so--it would be better coming from those more in touch with the Chinese side of the fandom. But yeah you may be on to something there!)

As far as the main relationship goes, I've made some small posts about it. I'm not crazy about the way it's set up. I wish it would have been handled differently. I have less of an issue with Shen Yuan, who I believe is a respectful teacher and a safe person in Luo Binghe's early life (unlike Shen Jiu is for any of his students basically, or the Palace Master) than I do with how readers will uncritically handle it or just be creepy about it on their own. Like it just bothers me that there are gonna be adults out there romanticizing (or worse) something that does happen to ppl irl. I'm not gonna shit on these particular readers, I'm not gonna tell them to feel bad about themselves, but I'm gonna be honest about how I feel--it bothers me. I could go on but a lot of why it bothers me is personal, and has to do with the way cis women typically do not perceive themselves capable of sexually predatory behavior and how basically everyone does not consider boys/men as being sexually vulnerable and capable of victimization. It just ties into a lot for me that goes beyond "I wanna prove this text/relationship is problematic or not problematic." It's like. Tied to reality for me, to things that really happened. Sorry this probably wasn't the answer you were looking for! Thanks for the q tho, I hadn't considered those parallels before!!! Very interesting point.

#ask #anon #csa mention #sort of?#like not really but still lol #i gotta tag something i guess #anyway if this shows up in the tags just block me or ignore me and go about your day

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notawhitespremacist · 3 years

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nyan Master of MechaBeeLandia

Chapter I

the Hollocaster Cowings of MechaBeeLandia.

Homus Pomus The supercool Awsome wisard of Awsome cool powers Sits 'pon his Throne. Then he stands up and starts to dance; he swings his hips forward and back, and his arms left to right, His dick floping about. His dance was so awsome he exploded into all the space manpigs, Lolipoli treepoes And hollocaster chum buckets of MechabeeLandia. all the hollocaster chum buckets started to begin cumjaculatinging hollocaster cowings who started kill eating all the other hollocaster Banbinis cumjaculated by the hollocaaster chum bukets. Meenwwwhile the space manpigsters starteed to build spacelazzers all over the sky of mechabeelandia. stone Bumbims started hatching from the loliploi treepoe fruits and they built little cmun villiges to liv in. they adopted nyan masters to pat, feed and worship.

Jonathan Bambino a grat poet raspponsibl for such fms works ass:"Nyan-Mastergirl Booty Anigel saga""Nyan-Mastergirl slut Mastercolection""Jumia the zuper sexy Nyan-mastergirl inslaver"... Jonathan Bambino sighs.

jonathan bambino: sigh man only if i had a sxy underage nyanmasergirl with huge badonges.

he glances around the roomie and notices his nyan master and says "a nyan master will do"

jonathan bambino: a nyan master will do

he Unbuckels his pants and pulls out his masive bumbim cock. He notices he is rock hard he aprotches the nyan masters cat pussie; she doesn't relise what is hapening until its to late. Thrust after thrust untill he cums dip in her nyan mster utarice making hr prego instantly. 7 moons later she give birth to aan awsome nyan master girl N0T. IT'S JUST ALITTLE BABYGRL. all the poem said that nyan mastergirls are born as jailbait But this Babu shit is just wy to much. But it gives him the chanice to groom child from vary birth. he gets nother boner but doesn fuck baby CUS juss no.but he does fuck cat cus that is fine. Nother purr-gency. this time THE prgancy lasted whole 7 years. This time Jonathan bambino wasnt alone in waiting the birth, his 7yo half nyan master Daughter Sabrina Bambino is their also she says oh ist not a bb its a DICK DRAGOn egy + 1xDickDRAGONeGG aqUIRED jonathbambino: eeeaaaahh nani wat is this UwU Within mins drgon egg hach into fully grown hot dragon wife fly away never to be seen again "Big DIck McNugets my drgn wfy fly away" sayed jonathan bambino the nyan master fucker

Sabrina:u Groom Me my whole life :( Sabrina: Im gnne run away bcum mayn character; meet lot cool ppl Jony: noo you will not run away i will stop you

But he doesnt and die decapitated bcus sabrina is smart soon she is found by jonatan's publishing company and they capture her in part to keeep jony's rep but also use sexy picture model when shee gro up. They trow her in a very smal roomie where shee live for nother 7 years of her life with her "cellmate" ;) Julia the space womanpig but its innocent cus still underage and make me feel iki.

Julia was there bcus alot of ppl seem to fetishise "exotic colture" of Space manpigs.Bumbin media often features space manpig characters but they lack much presonalety part from their race an are most never main characters. The way most Bumbins view space manpigs is as cold, calculated and unfuny; space manpig clothes are interprated as "sluty" tight space suits. that last one in particular makes space manpig acctors popular, most all bumbin blockbusters have to feature At least one. studios also get called progesive with out having to actualy represent space manpig colyure in any meeningful way. Theese characters aren't F0R the space manpig viewers ofcorse. but Starved for Any Real representatio space Manpig imigrants are also more likely to watch such movies.

Despite the fact that the Bumbin Federal Goverment has "laws" The police force does litte to regulate human traiking of space manpigs; Webrites dedicted to such thing often stay up for WEEKS even on clearnet. Any one With any kind of signifcant welf can pmuch own slaves without any risk of arest. thats What hapend to julia She was soled by her mother when she was too small to remember.She would do simple maintenance work untill she was old enough to"show on camera"

#fantasy #getting way to invested #dont know how hashtags work #writters on tumblr #shitpost

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