#but of course i will be. everyone is.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[delisocks]

i hope i die for real just like hit with a bus regina george style

#so much work to do. so little time until i have to go back to school... hgh #it's like weekends and ends of day don't even register anymore #i go to school from 8:00 to 3:30 every day and then i come home and do more school #if i'm lucky maybe i can get thru an episode of tv or a little bit of plague inc in a half-delirious haze before i fall asleep #and then BANG! radar alarm ringtone. do it all over again bitch #i'm convinced time isn't real why does the public school system hate teenagers so much #i have settled into the routine of an unmarried middle-aged accountant at 16 and i am not okay with that #on fridays i let myself buy a pint of ben & jerry's but it is naught. for the grind continues. 5 hours of the grind for #like #20 minutes of cherry garcia + danny gonzalez #my mom says depression is recognizing the futility of life but what is it when your life really Is that futile. it's all this for 2 1/2 mor #years until college and then it's maybe not this bad anymore but still like another. solid 4 years #maybe more like 8 if i go for the doctorate #which it feels like you really have to if you want to get anywhere anymore #plus fucking student loans. i don't want to be in debt before i'm 20 #but of course i will be. everyone is. #boomers are always clowning on teenagers for being “addicted to screens” and “not having hobbies” #but hey! it's not like we have any public spaces!! it's not like we have fucking any #free time!!! the phone is the most easily accessible thing #i'm so done. fuck my stupid baka life etc etc

[xekstrin]

RE: talking to conservative parents, I’ve found a good method to de-worming their brains is to not get riled up, just act a little bored and remind them “the news cycle only shows salacious stuff. They want you to be mad and scared because it makes you easier to control. Think about it for a second. Do you REALLY believe everything they have to say?” Or “you can’t believe everything you read or see on the internet. Remember, they earn money every time you click on their video.”

And especially when my dad starts getting huffy about Prices or Artists He Doesn’t Like, I tell him “that’s the beauty of capitalism. they have a product to sell and the freedom of expression if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”

Might not work for everyone but dad’s KRYPTONITE especially is saying “but dad that’s capitalism! You LOVE capitalism!” And he either has to stop complaining or admit capitalism is bad and so far I haven’t lost

#idle raccoon thoughts #Of course this is easier for me because I live on my own now. #the trick is to not get into a debate #just change the subject #to something you both like #everyone started being super annoying about this post so im locking jt

[xbuster]

#bishoujo senshi sailor moon #sailor moon #usagi tsukino #ami mizuno #makoto kino #color corrected gif #i color corrected everyone's favorite scene #ikuhara directed this episode of course

[bwooom]

ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?

personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.

#i tried to engineer this question so ur not stuck on like #oh well id stop xyz awful tragedy ofc #like oh yeah everyone would of course. but it doenst tell me anything about u

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa wants to meet Glamrock Bonnie..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #glamrock bonnie #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #SHE DOESNT KNOWWW #GLAMROCK BONNIE (finally) MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #it's been a bit but l've finally wrapped back to this mini plot line! #of movie Vanessa meeting all the Glamrocks #I always planned to do this comic but I paused for a bit to do some other comics for a bit #movie Vanessa I like to think likes Bonnie the most #bunnies being a soft spot for her in general SO OF course she'd really want to meet Glamrock Bonnie #seeing she's seen everyone else and met the newbies etc #though unlucky for Vanny she knows meeting Bonnie isn't that easy.... #and now she somehow has to explain that to Vanessa oops #maybe sometime Vanessa can meet Glamrock bonnie! #just have to wait and see 🩵🩵

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia #and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed #et cetera and so on you know the rest #i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels! #oh meleanor my beloved #of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense... #everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh #well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess #i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this #lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this #down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly #up some kids though! #(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on) #they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now #if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com

[buggachat]

remember when miraculous ladybug finally decided to do an "adrien hangs out with The Guys" episode, like how we get scenes of marinette hanging out with The Girls all the time, but i guess the writers decided that the only way adrien would fit in an environment with a bunch of guys was if they were in a gay night club, and the night club was adrien's bedroom, and they were throwing around rainbow glitter and kissing each other and blasting The Village People so loud that it almost killed his already dead mother and

#everyone come get your bi-weekly ''buggachat thinks about Party Crasher'' post #''there is no canon evidence that adrien is LGBTQ'' yeah well try to explain the existence of party crasher to me #like why else would they write it like this #nino: hey dude let's throw a party at your house. GUYS ONLY!!!! #adrien: i dont understand the gender distinction but can we blast The Village People? on my special edition rainbow record w rainbw glitter #adrien: and can nathaniel and marc kiss me? #nino (nodding along): yes. of course.

[peanuttoffee]

if things on Geonosis played out a bit, well, differently

/watch me spin out of control and draw each character i appreciate in sw universe, which is far too many/

#welcome to my new hyperfixation everyone💅 #it has grown far beyond Kestis oho far beyond… #sith obi wan #yes of course with a mullet #the lighting situation in this shot was VERY menacing i had to do it #star wars #sw fanart #obi wan kenobi #obi wan star wars #obi wan fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

[olldolldraws]

Quirkless support course deku my beloved <3

#deku #todoroki #tododeku #tddk #tddk fanart #ochako #izuocha #iida #mei hatsume #bnha #mha #support course izuku #quirkless deku #he gets to be a hero minus the trauma #and the bone shattering #also everyone is in love with him bc why not #i mean look at him #my art #olldolldrawsart

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Funny how things sometimes need only a spark to spiral further than you ever thought it would

Did you know that song was written in 1892

#that song been stuck in my head for a while #and given the context of course i had to draw it #this took me like 22.5 hours so i very much hope you enjoy it this took my entire will to live but im happy how it turned out #i think they deserve some soft hours as a treat #before i get back to shitposts again #anyway Emily is also there say hi everyone thats probably like the second time i ever post a drawing of her #Perky's come a very long way to get to where they are now #immortal au #dca au #dca fandom #dca community #dca fnaf #dca sun #dca moon #oc #sunshine draws #doodles #comic #immortal au art 🎨 #the sillies #the most platonic of all tags #SoundCloud

[silvermoon424]

I'm so fucking sick of amatonormativity dude. Someone on Reddit left a comment that was basically like "the majority of people need a romantic relationship to be happy, it's how we're wired" and I responded saying that I disagreed and that more and more people (especially women) are finding fulfillment in other relationships and are happy being single.

I got heavily downvoted.

Of course most people like being in a committed relationship, but you don't have to be aromantic or asexual to enjoy being single. Maybe more people would like being single if we as a culture stopped pushing the narrative (especially on women) that being single is lonely, horrible, and depressing and that you need a romantic partner to be a complete person.

#amatonormativity is so insidious and prevalent and most people don't even realize they've fallen for the propaganda #like of course having a life partner is very important to a lot of people #but can we PLEASE stop acting like almost everyone is 'wired' for a monogamous romantic/sexual relationship #and people always fall back on 'well humans are social creatures we need to have relationships' #bitch I have my friends and family and colleagues what relationships am I lacking #amatonormativity #aromantic #aromantism #arospec #aspec #asexual #aroace #aphobia #1k

[keekry]

been obsessed with tasuki ever since reading hell's paradise, and so of course i had to draw mizu going through the motions. for educational purposes. of course.

I used this video as reference: https://youtu.be/qs6y2gOfQfI?si=c9qt9oC4jHlw-dYP

#blue eye samurai #mizu #fanart #suffice to say it has been an educational evening! #went a bit harder style wise on this #as you might glean from the ridiculous size of that curl #ikemen mizu? #more likely than you think #i think everyone has a very convenient break when mizu ties their tasuki #and while the body rests so must the eyes of course

[bittwitchy]

abigail and sams reactions when you start dating seb!!! no his family do not give a shit lol

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #sdv spoilers #1.6 spoilers #1.6 update #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv 1.6 #i love the implication that seb told sam and sam immediately told everyone tho #rly kind of sad robin at least didnt have a reaction #i'd understand maru to a point #i definitely understand demetrius #i do NOT understand ROBIN not having a reaction #maybe i just dont have it yet tho but all she talked abt was dem setting the house on fire #even tho its raining #bc of course he did #1k

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #De aged dan #de aged ellie #dad danny #mom danny #Fuck it make this a Hazmat Au too with a hint of eldritch Phantom form #Hence why no one realizes Danny Fenton & Phantom Dark are different people #No Danny is not ghost king he's just a little shit #Jazz is in Metropolis & Danny is around depending on where the “field trips” are #Sometimes he's in Gotham because Scarecrow or Ivy offers a lecture #Most of the time they're in Central though because it's safest for the baby villains in the making lol #Danny is taking classes for both medical stuff (thx Frostbite) and engineering #A couple of time travelling villains ADORE him and his kids lol #“So u a monsterfucker?” “What” “I mean I saw that ghost hero & I'm just sayin that's not human y'know-” #Tucker stop laughing at him #Tucker and Sam and Val are also in the same villain school but taking different classes #Save for Tucker also being in an engineering class #Sam is fighting for that Ivy internship #Val is in the specialized Anti-Hero course that focuses on teen heroes who are done with that bs #She got in by telling them (not lying) that she's going to take down a branch of government even if she has to blow the whole thing up #Evil College Au #Danny made a mistake & now everyone thinks that he Val Sam AND Tuck were in a relationship with Phantom at some point #Eveery other student now refers to them as the Petty Exes #memes #meme

[duckytree]

somehow i ended up on horrid henry twitter after years of forgetting it existed and i remembered how messed up his home life is. true british suburban horror

#horrid henry #art #fanart #rude ralph #duckytree #it’s like anti caillou #when i was a kid i thought he was the worst cause everyone in his life said so #and then i rewatch it as an adult and im like #oh #that kid has behavioural conditions and is gaslit into thinking he’s the worst #of course he’s going to lash out