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erasawordsmithofsorts · 2 months
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this year has been SO weird. like what do you mean im meeting black veil brides this year? what do you mean 5sos is working on a new album at the end of this year? what do you mean new luke album? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASHTON IS RELEASING NEW MUSIC AT SOME POINT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
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chelleisamazing · 11 months
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You know that meme which goes "things that would send a victorian child into a coma" etc? Well, I'm a bayern fan til I die but sometimes I see the things we complain about in here and think some of ya'll would go into a coma if you supported any other 'normal' club
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swaggypsyduck · 1 year
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DORTMUNDS ON A ROLL!! LETS GOOO KARIM BRACE!!
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moonchild-writes · 1 year
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yes i am listening exclusively to BVB while writing this fic. it is causing me to make the chapters so much more angsty than i intended and i fucking love it. if i have to cry then so does everyone else.
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fieldsofbone · 1 year
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i have so many thoughts about this andy / ashley thing that i have to number them lmao
1. i briefly suspected that ‘devil’ might have been about ashley but admittedly didn’t give it much thought (i was more focused on how much of a fucking banger it is), but andy changing the lyrics to “come sell me useless bitcoin”, ashley’s response, and andy’s subsequent tweet + IG story confirming it make the lines “you left with a crawl / the end was worth the wasted days” so much more BITING? HELLO?
2. “farewell to vanished fraud / so here comes the fall / your blood has all been washed away” is of course pretty easy to interpret and understand wrt the situation with ashley and the band, but “your blood has all been washed away” is particularly compelling and poignant as black veil is now three years removed from any association with him and they’ve had three albums, multiple tours, live shows, etc. and have only grown in stature and audience since
3. ashley’s response is obviously pathetic and embarrassing, but him saying “i’m not surprised now why so many no longer listen to the band” is very funny when juxtaposed with the music video for ‘devil’, which is entirely made up of live footage of the LEGIONS of fans waiting in unbelievably long lines outside the venue, packing it to capacity, swarming the guys at the airport, and clearly ecstatic to see the band
4. i don’t want to be too tinfoil hat-like and/or assume or infer andy’s feelings about a situation i obviously only know a fraction about, but something i keep thinking about is how betrayed and exploited by ashley andy must have felt. i’m sure the wounds have healed, but how young andy was when he met ashley, how much older ashley was / is than andy, how initially integral he was to the band’s early commercial days (if even only to steer it away from andy’s vision), ashley’s personality in general, etc. must have made the friction and fallout especially painful, even if it was for the best and a clear relief for everyone in black veil. if i recall correctly, ‘throw the first stone’ and ‘devil’ are the only songs confirmed to be about ashley (though i think ‘the shattered god’ is heavily and rightfully suspected to be), so taking the aforementioned dynamics with these lyrics from ‘throw the first stone’… whew
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crimsonskies21 · 2 years
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The fact that I can pull together two fandoms onto one page is amazing💜
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theoniprince · 2 years
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Just came home.
☀️☀️☀️
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urjustapawn · 4 months
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knowing that i was the 45th top listener for the phantom tomorrow for 2023 is so funny to me
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theyluvkarolina · 1 month
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hi hi!!
i just read your lando angst fic. so good ahhhhhh😩🤌🏻
um.. and if your requests are open… could i request a max verstappen x manager! reader where she is real madrid’s or mancity’s social media manager or something and she’s sorta famous herself and has a really good relationship w her team. and max goes to one of the games and meets her and all the guys are teasing her (like how brothers tease their sister over things haha) and they get together after a while ?
sorry if that was so specific😅 love your works!! and i understand if you don’t want to do it!! have a lovely day <3
𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒
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· . ୨୧⭒๋࣭ ⭑ ` ` you break her heart, i’ll cut your dick off. ` ` ⊹ ‧₊˚
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ୨୧ Meeting a f1 driver at your job wasn’t on the bucket list. However, crushing and getting teased by your new team members as if you were their little sister makes this much more worse interesting.
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ୨୧ max verstappen x fem!reader
𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 ୨୧ none!
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ୨୧ GOOGLE TRANSLATED SPANISH!! I’M NOT AT ALL A SPANISH SPEAKER PLEASE BEAR WITH ME!, Y/n is a major fangirl for Max 😭, i made y/n a bit more… sassy? sex jokes again
𝐀/𝐍 ୨୧ i’d like to apologize for how long this took and that i definitely could have done this request better than this considering how happy I was to do this but my writers block has been out of control lately :( as for the teasing, i went the more “over-protective brothers” route. I hope that’s okay with you!
𝐀/𝐍 2 ୨୧ … safe to say i did NOT plan for this to be finished and come out on the one race max got a dnf 😭😭
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realmadrid ✔︎
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realmadrid ¡Al Real Madrid FC le gustaría anunciar a nuestra nueva gerente de redes sociales, la Sra. Y/N L/N! Nos gustaría felicitarla por esta increíble oportunidad y por su dedicación no solo al Real Madrid, sino también al equipo. ¡Bienvenido Y/N!
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Real Madrid FC would like to announce our new Social Media manager, Ms. Y/N L/N! We would like to congratulate her on this amazing opportunity and her dedication to not only Real Madrid, but to the team. Welcome Y/N!
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fabriziorom ✔︎ Who’s gonna win 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞? 🏆
𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐒 ⤵️✨
Atlético or BVB 🆚 Barcelona or Paris Saint-Germain.
Real Madrid or Manchester City 🆚 Arsenal or Bayern.
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username1 Real hardest matchup again
username2 Let's all laugh at vardrid we're going to see 5-1 aggregate again 😂
→ username3 bro thinks barça has been doing shit for the past 5 years 💀 → username4 at least we don’t rely on VAR → username5 at least we have 14 champion league wins
username6 Real Madrid revenge arc coming soon.....
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ WTF
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ guys i can’t do this
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i’m stressing
username6 someone check on Y/N rn
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ me because we are versing Man City in Champions League.
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judebellingham ✔︎ what is that photo of me.
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ art.
username7 DON’T REMIND ME
username8 girl aren't you supposed to believe in your team?? 💀
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ even it's okay to admit defeat once in a while. → judebellingham ✔︎ BE CONFIDENT BLOODY HELL 😭 → y/n_l/nmadrid IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WATCHING 😞😞
tonirudiger ✔︎ BELIEVE IN US 💪 💪 🔥
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i wish I had your positivity toni 🥹 → tonirudiger ✔︎ don’t worry y/n! we will win! 💪 💪 🔥 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i think you can stop with the emojis → tonirudiger ✔︎ 👍
y/n_l/nmadrid
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y/n_l/nmadrid you guys are in a crisis…. i’m on my way.
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camavinga ✔︎ jude has been influencing you too much.
→ judebellingham ✔︎ and? supernanny is a good show. → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ someone is jelly they haven’t seen peak british tv. → judebellingham ✔︎ it’s telly you fake 🙄
vinijr ✔︎ those headphones look familiar 🤔 🤔
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ shhhhh
username9 what even is the “crisis”???
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ man city. → rodrygo ✔︎ stop this rn.
y/n_l/nmadrid has posted a story 1 hour ago!
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realmadrid ✔︎
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realmadrid up up and away! ✈️ Onto Manchester 👊
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username10 i still forget it’s y/n making these posts for the team 😭😭
username11 i love how she does a whole 360 with the actual team insta posts than her own 💀
username12 WE DEMAND MORE LUKA POSTS!!
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ I WOULD BUT THE OLD MAN IS GETTING ANNOYED BY IT → judebellingham ✔︎ yeah because you have an entire album dedicated to him and then cry when you think about him retiring??? → username13 EXCUSE ME??? → username14 y/n crying because of modrić being close to retiring 🥹🥹 → username15 WHY ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT SHE HAS AN ALBUM DEDICATED TO HIM??? →username16 because who wouldn’t cry about him retiring → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ @ username16 is right → judebellingham ✔︎ @ username16 i second that → rodrygo ✔︎ @ username16 make that 3. → camavinga ✔︎ @ usernme16 4. → fedevalverde ✔︎ @ username16 5 😅 → lukamodric10 ✔︎ I’m retiring not dying 😓
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realmadrid ✔︎ Miss Y/N hard at work! What do you think she is writing? 🤔 ✍️
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username17 how to win against Man City
username18 how to not piss herself watching the game.
ardaguler ✔︎ she works?! 😧 😧
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ you get playing time?! → username19 SHOTS FIRED 😭 → ardaguler ✔︎ :( → username20 WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU 😭😭 → judebellingham ✔︎ be nice to the baby he hasn’t been here that long to know your harmless 😞 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ @ judebellingham don’t say that as if you haven’t been here for less than a year either. → judebellingham ✔︎ this is what you sound like: wah wah wah
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ congrats to my favorite boys!! onto the quaters! 🫶🫶
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username21 she’s actually so unserious 😭
pablogavi imgagine not believing in your own team
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ imagine being on a team that lost 7-2 in the champions league against bayern munich → pablogavi you won’t let barca live this down will you? → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ nope. 🫶
judebellingham now you believe in us??? 😒 😒
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ shush. be happy i even posted about you guys.
tonirudiger ✔︎ working hard! 💪 🔥
lukamodric10 great teamwork! 👏
toni.kr8s what a game 😮
username22 toni and luka are such parents 💀
y/n_l/nmadrid has posted a story 1 hour ago!
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judebellingham replied to your story!
judebellingham Y/N YOU ARSE LOOK AT THE GROUP CHAT PLEASE y/n_l/nmadrid … y/n_l/nmadrid should I be scared? Read at 5:32 PM y/n_l/nmadrid wowww okay i see how it is
mxverstappen1 has posted a story 5 minutes ago!
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f1 ✔︎ Max wins it in Silverstone! 🦁 An outstanding performance once again by the Dutchman! 👏
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username22 another day, another gp max ate.
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ NO WAY THIS IS THE MAN THAT KEPT ME COMPANY WHEN I WAS LOST
→ username23 no way homegirl didn’t recognize THE max vertsappen 💀💀 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ damn i’m sorry my entire sports knowledge is the one i work for 😞
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ lowkey… he kinda fine 🤭
→ judebellingham ✔︎ bloody hell → camavinga ✔︎ we need an intervention for her rn → fedevalverde ✔︎ euthanize her. → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ FEDE??? → usernme24 y/n gets the appeal → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ when you do work with men in sports your forced to see apeal.
username25 DU DU DU DU 🔥 🗣️🔥 🦁 MAX VERSTAPPEN 🏎️🔥 🗣️
maxverstappen1 ✔︎
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maxverstappen1 game of padel before race day!
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username25 f1 is just a jobby for him at this point 😭
username26 the goats and some guy named lando
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ is he single
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ that’s a handsome man right there 🥴
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ he can paddle me anyday 😊😊
→ username27 MA’AM ??? → username28 the Real Madrid boys are NOT gonna be happy → judebellingham ✔︎ WHAT IS THIS??? → rodrygo ✔︎ i wish i can bleach my eyes out rn. → camavinga ✔︎ tell luka to giver her meds now. → tonirudiger ✔︎ already messaged him! 🔥 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ CAN I THIRST IN PEACE???
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ fun trip to manchester and london!
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judebellingham ✔︎ we should have left you at the flower shop
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ but then who will make you guys do silly dances that the fans demand 😞
lukamodric10 ✔︎ moja kći ❤️
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ lukita 🥹 → username29 the day luka leaves is the day i die.
maxverstappen1 ✔︎ very pretty lady 🙃
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ 🤭 🤭
maxverstappen1 ✔︎ is she single by chance 🤔
→ brahim ✔︎ woah woah woah → aurelientchm ✔︎ what do you think you are doing? → vinijr ✔︎ back up dutchie → judebellingham ✔︎ away from our girl → tonirudiger ✔︎ no she’s not actually ! → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ yes i am very much single 😚 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ don’t listen to them!
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maxverstappen1 ✔︎ ; Date #1
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maxverstappen1 ✔︎ karting and fifa is my kind of date 🏎️ 🎮
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ ofc you use Barcelona 🙄 🙄
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ is it bad to support my favorite team? 😅 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ if you wanna be with me then it is 🤨 → maxverstappen1 ✔︎ noted.
toni.kr8s ✔︎ is this why you took the day off??
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ …noooo… → rodrygo ✔︎ she’s lying lock her up in the locker room. → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ no thank you i don’t need to smell you stinkers → camavinga ✔︎ okay we don’t smell THAT bad after a game. → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ 😬 about that..
username30 HELLO???
username31 the sports collab we didn’t know we needed
username32 this was NOT on my 2024 calendar…
y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ Date #2
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ busy trying to make a new Madridista 🤍
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maxverstappen1 ✔︎ you’d look good in blue and red 🥴
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i was going to agree until i realized what you were doing. → maxverstappen1 ✔︎ i don’t know what you are talking about.
username33 they are lowkey so cute
judebellingham ✔︎ why are you collaborating with the enemy.
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ he literally drives fast cars and is not a barca player?? → ardaguler ✔︎ that’s what he wants you to think 🤫
pablogavi ✔︎ why convert him if you can join him? 😉
→ vinijr ✔︎ get out of OUR pr managers comments. → pablogavi ✔︎ make me → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i’m literally gonna block both of you if you don’t stop acting like kids. AND THAT’S COMING FROM ME → vinijr ✔︎ …yes ma’am. → pablogavi ✔︎ 😶
rodrygo ✔︎ stop acting like a couple in the stands. it makes me wanna puke.
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WITH YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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maxverstappen1 ✔︎ Date #3
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maxverstappen1 my good luck charm 💙
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y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ stooopppp you’re making me blush 🫣
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ liefje 🫶 → vinijr ✔︎ ew 🤢 → maxverstappen1 ✔︎ sounds like someone is sad and single. → landonorris what’s wrong with being sad and single 😞
redbullracing ✔︎ wonderful job out there 👊 🔥
→ ferrari ✔︎ hey @ redbullracing ! please stop winning so some of us have a chance! 😊 → realmadrid ✔︎ no thanks @ ferrari! we like that the newest golden boy of the family i winning :) → judebellingham ✔︎ oh! → ardaguler ✔︎ :( → lukamodric10 ✔︎ since when was there a new golden boy?!
username33 DU DU DU DU 🔥 🗣️🔥 🦁 MAX VERSTAPPEN 🏎️🔥 🗣️
username34 it’s them against the world
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f1 Max Verstappen and his #1 Fan! 👫❤️
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landonorris ✔︎ okay maybe i am sad and single
→ ameliadimz ✔︎ ??? i’m right here 🙄 → landonorris ✔︎ your right my bad 🫶
judebellingham ✔︎ …fine i’ll let this relationship slide.
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ am i bellingham approved?? 😮 → judebellingham ✔︎ don’t get your hopes up mate. i’m doing it for her not you 😑 → y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ jude 🥹🥹
lukamodric10 ✔︎ ti razbiti ona srce, odrezat ću ti kurac.
→ y/n_l/nmadrid ✔︎ i’m
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ yes sir.
→ username35 ✔︎ HELLO???
→ username35 ✔︎ LUKA??
→ rodrygo ✔︎ i don’t know much croatian but i know that is not good.
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TRANSLATIONS
cro: ti razbiti ona srce, odrezat ću ti kurac.
eng: you break her heart, i’ll cut your dick off.
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lxndonorris · 11 months
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new heights - Jude Bellingham
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Y/N x Jude Bellingham Theme: Smutish, Teasing, Touching (Not explicit) Jude's new kit arrives in the mail, you ask him to put it on for you x word count: 1680+
When your boyfriend Jude was approached by Real Madrid for a possible transfer, both of you were excited right away. He's been talking a lot about his dream to play for one of the most iconic football clubs of all time. Having multiple Madrid jerseys himself, he immediately agreed to switch teams. Jude loves to play for BVB, but when he got the chance to expand his qualities and experience, he couldn't say no. Now, after a month of negotiations, the deal is finally done, and once the league is over, he'd transfer to Madrid this summer. Without you knowing, he prepared a little surprise for the two of you.
Now, the sun is slowly setting on a beautiful Friday evening, when you find yourself sitting on the sofa, inside of the arms of your boyfriend, with his arm around your shoulder, and the tips of his fingers run up and down your arm. Your head is resting against his chest, while he's wearing a navy blue shirt, black shorts, and socks. On the other hand, you're wearing a loose shirt, one of his favorites, and another pair of his shorts. Immediately once you got together, you'd claim his clothes as your own, of course, he wouldn't mind at all. Even though, at times, Jude tends to be more possessive about pieces of clothing, especially his kits. This would always make you smile, because, fair enough.
You're scrolling through your Instagram feed, liking a few pictures of your friends, and checking out a few fan edits. Even though it's not public yet, a few people are speculating that Jude would play for another team this season. Just then, the doorbell rings, and he jumps off the sofa, much to your surprise, catching your attention right away. This must be something important when he acts like that. Tilting your head curiously, you hear him talking to another man, most likely a mailman. They exchange a quick chat before the door closes with a soft thud. Softly, you hear his footsteps echo through the hallway as he's approaching the living room again.
Before he even enters the room, you narrow your eyes in suspicion. 'What is he up to?' You think to yourself when he finally enters through the doorframe. Jude is carrying a big package, and while he walks, he looks at it with a coy smile spread across his whole face. "What is that?" You say rather loudly, visibly snapping him out of his daydream. Jude flinches, stops right away, and lifts his head to look into your eyes right away. "Oh, uh, whaaat?" He says, blushing immediately. "That package." You nod towards that huge thing inside his grasp. "Oh, that. uh. Nothing." He stutters and tries to play it cool, making his way toward the bedroom.
Before Jude can close the door behind him, you follow him inside the room, startling him again. "Y/N. you scared me." He says once you stand right behind him, your eyes fixated on that package. "Do you have something to confess to me, Jude?" You say, slowly lifting your head to face him once more. He blinks a few times, trying his best to regain his composure, before he takes a deep breath. "Fine." Jude sighs, defeated before he puts it down on the bed, and waves for you to come closer. Grinning happily, you join his side and look closely as he starts to open it. "Is it something for me?" You say excitedly, watching his beautiful hands struggle a little. "Not quite, yet." He chuckles softly, and you pout. "Mean bean." You say softly, and finally, he manages to defeat that package.
"Fuck, that looks good," Jude says, and both of you look in awe at his new Real Madrid jersey, white, gold, and black. Most important, however, is the name printed on its back. "Bellingham 5." The two of you whisper in unison, and you can feel him getting more and more excited. "Jude! Why didn't you tell me!" You pout again, turning toward him. He turns his head, smiling brightly, and you spot a fiery spark igniting in his beautiful eyes. "It was meant as a surprise," Jude growls happily, the sound of his voice sending shivers down your spine.
"And what a surprise this is." You say, and lean in for a sweet kiss. Since he is a little taller than you, he bends down, placing a tender kiss right on your lips. Embracing him on yours, you kiss him again, once, then twice, before he separates himself from you, turning his attention back to the jersey. Proudly, you intertwine your arm with his, while placing your other hand on his firm chest, stroking him lovingly through his shirt. "It looks so good, with your name on it." You say, both of you admiring his new gear. "It does, doesn't it." Jude smiles even harder, as he takes the shirt out of the box. Lifting it right in front of the two of you, you get a better look at it. Unable to resist, you reach for it, feeling the fabric between two fingers. "It feels nice, too."
You giggle, and he nods in agreement. "It better be feeling good." He snickers, turning it around, back to the front, smiling like a child on Christmas Eve. Removing your eyes from the jersey for a second, you spot a pair of white shorts left inside the box. "Ohh." You say, drawing Jude's attention. "Yup, asked for the whole thing to show you." He licks his lower lip and watches you get the shorts out of the package. "It's so beautiful." You smile and notice him admiring his new jersey some more. "It is." He says, his voice is so soft, it's barely hearable. For a second, you're unable to stop staring at your gorgeous boyfriend, who's seemingly shining brighter than the sun outside.
"You should put it on." You smirk, and at the sound of these words, Jude turns his upper body toward you. "You want me to, babé?" He mirrors your smirk perfectly, giving you goosebumps. "Don't make me beg, please." You pout, wearing your best puppy dog eyes. Jude, instead of giving in right away, tilts his head. "But I like that." He smiles coyly, and you nudge him playfully. "Okay, okay." Both of you giggle. "You're very persuasive," Jude growls again, acting all shy and innocent. "You know me, babé." You say, imitating him flawlessly. Jude shrugs with one eyebrow, while you make your way to sit right on the edge of the bed, facing him.
He hands you the jersey, and without further ado, he starts undressing. His shirt is the first to drop to the floor, exposing his well-formed body, his strong arms, pecs, and abs. Admiring his strong physique, you watch him putting his hands behind his head, causing his muscles to tense and bulge. "Gorgeous boy." You smirk, causing him to blush slightly again. Jude then reaches for the jersey, and you hand it to him, your hands brushing over one another. Your eyes meet shortly, and you see that fire still burning behind his eyes. Jude bites his lip, trying his best to hide a mischievous smirk. Effortlessly, he slides into the white jersey, and it fits perfectly. It's flattering his physique in all the right ways, and you enjoy how smooth it seems to be, running along his big arms, his muscles, and his waist.
Still admiring his chest, you nearly missed him sliding outside of his shorts, and you hold back a deep breath when he is standing there just in his underwear. Jude is fully aware of how much you adore his thighs, and he approaches you now, placing a hand on your chin, to lift your head gently. "Enjoying the show?" He smirks, kissing you lovingly. "Uhuh." You nod, raising your eyebrows once you separate from each other. Without you knowing, he stole those white shorts right out of your hands, and with a wink, he puts them on. Blushing, you place your hands on your thighs, trying to regain your composure, but when he's looking like that, it's very hard for you to not want him more.
"Fuuuck." You watch him strike that typical footballer pose, hand on his hips, his chest firm inside his jersey, and his thighs exposed. "You look damn hot." You say, when he reaches for your hand, pulling you off the bed and right into his arms. "That good, huh?" He smirks again, and you just nod. Jude is looking so phenomenally good in this kit. It's flattering his body effortlessly. Not only the tight jersey but those shorts as well. It seems like it's been handmade just for him. Steadying yourself against his chest, you use this opportunity to stroke him, his chest, pecs, and further down to his tensing abs. "How does it feel?" You say, your eyes watching every move of your fingers before you manage to look at his face again. He, on the other hand, is looking at you the whole time, smirking.
"It feels amazing." He purrs contently, and slowly turns his body to one side. "How does it look?" Jude smiles, motioning for you to watch his strong back. "Very good. Especially with your name." You say, following every letter of his name with one of your fingers, and he shudders as shivers run down his spine. While your eyes wander down his back to his butt, your hands follow his spine, until you stroke the small of his back, sometimes his ass as well. Carefully, he turns back to face you, with you now hugging him tightly. "Do you like it?" Jude smirks again, his hands now stroking your back, and your waist too. "It looks amazing, thank you for this." You say, leaning in for another, this time, more passionate kiss.
Feeling his body against yours, engulfing you in a comforting warmth, you rest your head against his firm chest again. "I love you, Y/N." Jude growls, placing another kiss on your forehead. "I love you, too."
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judeswhore · 7 months
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I don’t know if you’re familiar with the Letterboxd app, which is basically made for you to review movies and give stars to say whether you liked it or not, so imagine asking jude to start using it too because you’re obsessed and wanted to talk about it with him, but at first he finds it boring and wouldn’t even know how to use it, but over time he gets the hang of it and ends up becoming a ritual between you both always after finishing watching a film the first thing is to discuss how many stars that film deserves and sometimes he gets super upset when you give few stars to a movie he loved
AND i think he would take the moment of writing a review very seriously, as serious as a film critic himself because I could see that in that podcast he participated in on the bvb channel when he talks about the films he likes most
ps: HE WATCHED PULP FICTION I’M WAS SO SHOCKED BY HIS GOOD TASTE <3
he wld definitely cause arguments with u if u ended up giving different stars/reviews and he’s so petty that he’d 100% give u the silent treatment. like u give 2 stars to his 4 stars and he’s like??? “it was practically a masterpiece” and ur all “i’ve seen adverts that are more engaging” and he’s so offended bc “i think i’m gna say it’s my favourite movie of the year” and that has u rolling ur eyes bc he said that abt the movie u watched last night. and then if u have something 4/5 stars and he gave it 1 he’d start telling u that ur no good at being a film critic bc “ur throwing stars around willy nilly! ur not even taking it seriously” but ur arguing the movie was amazing and changed ur life. wld just cause so many petty fights bc u both think u have the superior taste and opinion
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welllllllllllllllllll · 2 months
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I watched a bvb game from 21/22 vs mainz . It was on march 16th if anyone is wondering . But basically it was going fine but then in the second half , jude and this rival player go to head a ball and clash . Jude is 17 here btw . He literally crumbles to the floor , when he gets up he's literally stumbling , can't even walk straight . They let him come back on 5 mins later .
Yk we talk about how jude needs to learn when his body needs rest and stuff but this guy has been allowed to play through what genuinely could've been a concussion since he was 17 years . It's almost like he's been allowed to push himself to the point where it's normal for him to just play through injury or play even though he should've been taken off as a precaution . This is completely on the club staff that has let him do this for like 3 years now and has made him believe it's alright . It's just irresponsible
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Karim bringing all the moves │BVB-SCF │ 5-1 │04.02.23
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xaelia-au · 1 year
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blue drink - @karotland
pt. 1, pt. 2, pt.3, pt. 4, part 5
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this whole masterlist - @judeswhore
just perfection
jealous - @lqvesoph
You’re BVB’s physio, when one day your boyfriend shows up with ankle injury you have to inform your friend Daniel, of who Jude is not a fan at all 
misleading - @i4bellingham
he goes out to a club with the boys and a fan tries to kiss him and there’s photos on the internet.
lovestruck - @i4bellingham
in which you and jude reveal your relationship for the very first time during one of his games.
mi familia - @judewrld
after being with jude for almost six months, he decides it time you finally meet his closest friends on and off the pitch…the england squad.
merry christmas darling - @jusalle
christmas present from jude
shyness - @jusalle
shy reader and shy jude
i love you, i’m sorry - @i4bellingham
jude and the reader getting into a fight which results in the reader leaving the house
pleasant soulmates - @blueaetherr
the one where jude realises what's up with the reader before she does herself
the three words - @iluvshinytwink
You have a trouble expressing your love through words, Jude has observed the absence of saying 'I love you' throughout the relationship and with this he starts doubting if you truly loved him. Insecure and worried he confronts you about this, tears brimming his eyes. You take him into your arms, whispering sweet nothings and reassurance into his ears. :)
drunk kisses - @iluvshinytwink
Giving a drunk Jude kisses !!
wholly - @clov3sr
mean couple jude and reader
thrill and adventure - @blueaetherr
the one where they celebrate jude winning the champions league final by roaming around their hotel
silent treatment - @calistrae
 jude after a bad match can be quite different from his usual self
sleep stealer - @lovingmidnight
jude disturbing his gf’s sleep
i would do anything for you - @livin4mybabes
jude being the cutest and most caring boyfriend, helping you to take off your make-up.
a win anyways - @iguessweallcrazyithinktho
reader comforting him after losing the match
lies and truths - @i4bellingham
in which you and your boyfriend jude go through the lie detector test.
protective - @i4bellingham
jude being protective in a club
a trickle of change - @jdbellingham
 y/n and Jude’s lives take them on severely different paths, and the erosion change puts on their relationship forces them apart. but change is as unpredictable as the ocean, and it sends their paths colliding back together again.
luna amoris - @utdmoon 
in which jude and aria see the moon as an entity of love
when i look at you - @judewrld
when jude looks at you, all he sees is the future he dreams of having with you one day.
baby fever - @saintwyfe
you and jude visit your sister who recently had a baby, and he (unsurprisingly) is more excited than you to meet the newborn.
always with you - @corriganatheart
Your best friend Jude is tired of you getting heartbroken by guys, so he takes things into his own hands.
pt. 2
dreaming ‘bout you - @judeswhore
 jude cant help but find your over active imagination adorable even if it does leave him in your bad books
jude bellingham (2)
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miroslavcloset · 11 months
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yes yes and yES @scarlettpanda7898 LET'SGO (I finally managed to lift my lazy ass and do it)
Marc-André ter Stegen - Smash (He looks pretty good and those 187cm are attractive ngl)
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Bernd Leno - Pass (Just look at this cutie, this man is for giving him kisses on the forehead and caressing his face not for sinful stuff)
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Kevin Trapp - SMASH YAS (Look at this beautiful man. Serious question, are all Goalkeepers this absurdly good-looking everywhere or is this just a German thing?)
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Matthias Ginter - Pass (I really really like his menacing stare tho, let's go hate the world together, love)
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Thilo Kehrer - Pass (I liked him more with his Schalke hairstyle :c Nevermind, he's still good-looking)
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David Raum - SMASH (I know right now Leipzig are our enemies and all of that but I'm a hoe for those tattoos YES GIMME)
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Christian Günter - Pass ( OF COURSE he's very good-looking, but for me he doesn't have anything particular that catches my eye)
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Joshua Kimmich - Complicated xd (I LOVE JO MORE THAN ANYTHING OK? But he's our little menace, he's not much taller than me and I want to kiss his forehead. I love my small captain <3 Also, I cannot ignore his mustache phase, that was so cursed)
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Leon Goretzka - SMASH KISS MARRY LICK EAT WITH WHIPPED CREAM (No explanation needed, this man is the embodiment of perfection bye)
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Florian Wirtz - Pass (I still consider him a baby idk He's a future star and maybe in a couple of years will Smash lol)
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Mario Götze - Pass (He used to be one of my crushes but he hasn't aged as good as I would've liked him to SORRY HE IS STILL ADORABLE AND A CUTIE Is just that he doesn't awaken things in me anymore)
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Serge Gnabry - SMASH MARRY YES (Let's go to the fashion week together babe <3 )
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Timo Werner - SMASH (He is so Iconic I love him. Also, his fluffy hair makes me want to sleep there (? )
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Niclas Füllkrug - SMASH (I want to hug him, he looks extremely adorable I don't give a single shit about his teeth, definitely would smash and take him out of Werder Bremen)
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(If a player was skipped was bc they've had less than 5 international appearances or I already rated them in my BVB smash or pass post)
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inejschumacher · 3 months
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You actually have the nerve to tag Pedri while hating on him 😂
Did you even watch other teams aside from BVB or Madrid? Pedri played a huge part in making Barca win la Liga last season. Despite playing as a pure cm he was among the players who single-handedly won the most points for his team (12 points) just by his match-winning goals. Whenever Pedri was fit he was always one of the most consistent Barca players. I agree availability is the most important aspect in football. And this season Jude is currently the better footballer (just because Pedri was mainly injured this season and couldn’t stay fit long enough to prove everyone wrong). But no way in hell is he a better midfielder than Pedri - a better goalscorer yes but Pedri clears him midfielder wise. Jude doesn’t even play as a pure cm, of course he will always have more goals than Pedri since he plays more as an attacking midfielder/ second striker. Look at those stats analysing the amount of key passes per game and passes in the final third. Pedri is above Bellingham. Without goals people will soon realise that they were hyping Jude up too much, he’s a good player and an excellent goalscorer but he isn’t close to Pedri and Musiala when you compare them as midfielders. Having the highest rating when your team plays doesn’t mean shit because at the end of the day Madrid still lost and it just proved the point that one player can’t carry a team no matter how amazing he is. Jude can only shine because he is surrounded by good players that will enable him to assist and score. No matter how many chances you create, if you have no one to convert the chances it’s useless and you can’t look good. Pedri has to play in a dysfunctional where all his chances always get wasted. Put him in Madrid and you will see him already have 5-6 assists like Kroos. It is what it is. People are gonna hype up Jude until he doesn’t score in every game anymore and then they will realise who the higher ceiling has. Pedri has so much more talent than Jude. People disrespecting him and actually thinking he’s not a generational talent are just blinded. People are so focused on goals and assists that they don’t even regard other aspects that lead to the goal in the first place. Just as a little side information: In the el clasico Pedri had more key passes than Jude despite playing 60 minutes and not 90 minutes like Jude, yet Jude is the one that got away with an assist. If you only look at the stats then why are you even calling yourself football fan? Just say you’re only valuing rating apps. The eye test will always be on Pedri’s side.
And don’t tag Pedri when you hate on him. I just warn you because you will surely get a lot of hate. Hate on twitter because there are more blinded football fans like you who would surely love to hear your opinion on him.
I’m not reading all of this good lord
I tag Pedri bc it’s easier for me to navigate through that tag to track what I and others have said about him and Jude, in case there are some points I haven’t made clear or to build on something
Also, I haven’t been attacking Pedri, I just agree that Jude is a more complete player overall and the better player this El Clasico, and I’m excited to see who proves themselves better this season
I think Pedri is a great player and vital for Barca’s successes, and I really do enjoy seeing him play, so don’t think I’m a blind, uneducated hater (that seems to be you)
Btw, Jude has single-handedly won 9 points so far in just La Liga with game-winning goals (even against Barca omg) so clearly he’s not undeservedly being hyped up
And don’t pit Musiala and Bellingham against each other when both are almost equally great players💕
Anyways, Hala Madrid🤍💜
p.s. clearly I spoke too soon about peace in my inbox
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