Think clearer!
Is there a vampire bite version of post nut clarity?
Amaranth, wondering why Astarion thinks a cleric would need a stake to kill a vampire:
Also, Amaranth Two Days after the First Bite-Night:
*Storms over to Astarion's tent late at night*
Amaranth: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!
Astarion: [utterly bewilder, he's starting to question her intelligence] Yes, I know Darling. We discussed this? You let me bite you?
Amaranth: I'm a cleric! Shadowheart and I have been healing you!!!
Astarion: [still not catching on] And I appreciate it?
Amaranth: That's technically radiant energy! And what do you think I normally use to kill undead with, you dummy?? You think those undead skeletons in Wither's crypt just dropped because I bared my fangs at them ?! I could have killed you! Without a stake! That was some need to know information, Astarion! Luckily, the tadpole protects you. Please, for my peace of mind, be more forth coming with any bodily conditions from now on, or I might accidently put you in a grave you won't be crawling back from.
Astarion: Yes ma'am.
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