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aflawedfashion · 1 year

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Maura & Jane | Rizzoli & Isles 1x05

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dubiousculturalartifact · 5 months

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do you ever think about how darcy's perspective of the visit to rosings is just... a completely wild time. so like. he and his favourite cousin goes to visit with his weird aunt, and ends up running into this hot girl, that he's really kinda increasingly into? she's staying in the area for a while with her bestie. so like. he was expecting a boring social obligation visit & getting pressure into marrying his other, less favourite cousin. instead, he watches the hot girl hold her own with his aunt in conversation. she banters with him over the pianoforte and they have a Moment™. he keeps going over to the house she's staying at, just to awkwardly chill there, even though he doesn't like the other people there. has a whole conversation with her about how she wouldn't mind living far away from family, as long as she could afford the travel. he extends his visit so he can keep seeing her. when he runs into her on a walk, she makes a point of detailing the exact route she prefers to take while out walking, clearly encouraging him to join her, so he does. he has a really nice time on these walks, they spend a lot of time in companionable silence, but he manages to flirt a little by implying some stuff about the future & what their married life could be like, and they have some conversations about that. and sure, she has some family baggage, but none of them are around so it's a lot easier to ignore, y'know? so eventually he just can't take it anymore, and he shoots his shot. she clearly values honesty so he explains his scruples as well, but he thinks she's been dropping some favourable signals, so he's got a good chance, right?

and then not only she turns him down she ROASTS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. she insults him. she insults his honour as a gentleman. she flips the fuck out about... oh yeah crap the sister thing, turns out his cousin blabbed, and then I'M SORRY YOU SAID WHAT? ABOUT WICKHAM? THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING WICKHAM, MY FUCKING NEMESIS? HE FUCKING SAID WHAT ABOUT.... OH MY GOD. oh fuck. I've fucked up so badly I need to reevaluate my entire life & risk sending a letter to an unmarried woman who hates my guts, just so i can explain shit. fuck.

#jane austen #like #pride & prejudice #adaptations really downplay how much darcy was genuinely flirting with elizabeth for like half the time #and she was just. clueless #wait no that's emma #she was not perceptive #but they’re well suited because darcy?#also not perceptive #(shhh it’s the Autism)

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sea-owl · 3 months

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You know what era of romcoms I miss? It's the early 2000s teen romcoms that were based on classic literature. They were some of my favorite ones, and yeah, some were loosley based, but they still hit those important bases, and they were so much fun.

We had:

Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew - 10 Things I Hate About You

Shakespeare's 12th Night - She's the Man

Snow White - Sydney White

Cinderella - A Cinderella Story, What a Girl Wants

Little Mermaid - Aquamarine

Jane Austen's Emma - Clueless

The Scarlett Letter - Easy A

Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet - Warm Bodies

Shakespeare's Midnight Summer's Dream - Get Over It

Pygmalion - She's All That

Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor - John Tucker Must Die

Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility - Material Girls

I might be missing some, but I remember just having fun with these. One of my English teachers also showed us a few of these movies while studying Shakespeare to show how pieces of literature can change over the years and inspire other's own takes.

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invisible-pink-toast · 6 months

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Top 20 Romantic/Comedies where the girls should’ve ended up together

20. Mean Girls - Janis and Cady

19. The Breakfast Club - Allison and Claire

18. Bring It On - Missy and Torrance

17. Whip It - Pash and Bliss

(if Bliss comes out as trans after the film like Elliot Page did, then these two will still be one badass queer couple!)

16. The Wedding Planner - Mary and Fran

15. Pitch Perfect - Beca and Chloe

(would probably be higher up on the list if i wasn’t bitter)

14. Princess Protection Program - Rosalinda and Carter

13. Clueless - Cher, Tai and Dionne

12. Legally Blonde - Vivian and Elle

11. Frances Ha - Sophie and Frances

10. Stuck in the Suburbs - Brittany and Natasha

9. John Tucker Must Die - Carrie, Beth, Heather and Kate

8. Ocean’s 8 - Debbie and Lou

7. Calamity Jane - Katie and Calamity

6. Bring It On: All or Nothing - Britney and Camille

5. Ice Princess - Casey and Gen

4. She’s the Man - Viola and Olivia

3. Almost Adults - Mackenzie and Cassie

2. Miss Congeniality - Cheryl and Gracie

1. Bend it like Beckham - Jess and Jules

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anneslovegood · 4 months

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“classic literature is so boring, why do high schools never change the reading requirements for kids? how can these books still be relevant?!”

oh, honey, if you only knew the amount of teen romcoms based on classic literature

#classics #classic literature #shakespeare #george orwell #jane austen #literature #text post #teen movies #romcom #romantic comedy #emma jane austen #clueless #she’s the man #twelfth night #the taming of the shrew #10 things i hate about you #easy a #the scarlet letter

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dreamgirledward · 2 years

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i love you pride & prejudice 2005 i love you sense and sensibility 1995 i love you emma 2020 i love you bride & prejudice 2004 i love you fire island 2022 i love you clueless 1995 i love you emma 1996 i love you bridget jones's diary 2001 i love you persuasion 2007 i love you mansfield park 1983 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022 i hate you persuasion 2022

#<3 #anyway!#jane austen #pride and prejudice #pride & prejudice #bride & prejudice #emma #mansfield park #persuasion #bridget jones's diary #clueless #sense and sensibility #fire island #sammy.txt

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frazzledsoul · 10 months

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#jane austen #pride and prejudice #emma #sense and sensibility #clueless #bridget jones diary #bride and prejudice

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thatlovegoodgirl · 3 months

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Emma is Clueless

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mondlevan · 6 months

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aflawedfashion · 19 days

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In 2x09, Jane makes sure Maura knows she has the traits Maura finds attractive. And Maura likes it.

In 2x10, Maura tries to book a hot air balloon ride for them, but Jane turns it down because she doesn't have any interest in a balloon ride.

Jane, please, it's not about the balloon. It's about the romantic gesture.

#as far as I see it #this was follow up on jane's flirting #but jane is just too clueless to realize that #and maura gets her a present that jane thinks she likes better #only because she has no idea she turned down a date for it #clueless jane #rizzles #rizzoli and isles

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sketci · 2 years

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I need to stop posting today.. but I'll be taking a break so...

Has this been done yet??

#eleven stranger things #stranger things #eleven hopper #jane hopper #vecna #henry creel #one stranger things #vecna/henry/one #she probably never understood what was happening.#she's so clueless to the point eleven even forgot who vecna was #i just keep thinking about it #stranger things crack #cursed image

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thebleedingpearl · 4 months

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I am FINALLY reading Pride & Prejudice (English is my second lenguaje so old English is hard as fuck to understand) and im loving it but i want to know WHY DID NO ONE TOLD ME IS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD???

like darcy knowing he’s attracted to elizabeth but thinking that if she wasn’t such a poor loser he might be in danger of actually falling in love with her?

It’s like reading the best mexican telenovela (i would know im mexican) rip jane austen you would have loved teresa

#pride and prejudice #jane austen #mr darcy is such a clueless fuck #elizabeth is honestly a vibe #i whis i could turn it into a daytime telenovela

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saficc · 1 year

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90s and early 2000s icons

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age-of-moonknight · 10 months

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“Memory of a Killer,” Moon Knight: City of the Dead (Vol. 1/2023), #1.

Writer: David Pepose; Penciler: Marcelo Ferreira; Inker: Jay Leisten; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight: City of the Dead #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Scarlet Scarab #Layla el-Faouly #Ma’am #it is an absolute honor to have you here #I literally just had the worst thought about what if this just ends up devolving into petty love triangle drama #between Layla and Greer with Marc being clueless in the middle (even worse if the creators somehow drag Marlene into the fray)#but I am banishing that thought from my mind #I will draw from existing evidence (Mr. MacKay’s Mary Jane & Black Cat comics) and cling to the hope #that two female characters (even with a technical love triangle existing between them) can simply #exist and be equally cool in a comic together #it’s what they deserve and I hope to the heavens that comics have progressed #a little farther than my worst fears would have me believe and we’re at the point where that can happen #and shoot we’ll see if Layla even gets picked up in comics outside of this series (here’s hoping she does)#in the meantime !!! Scarlet Scarab in the comics!!! Heck yeah!!!

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rexscanonwife · 22 days

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(Shitty screenshots from mobile bleh) I rewatched the powerprof. episode and I'm ACTUALLY gonna throw up

THE WHOLE THING STARTS CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE TOO BUSY HERO-ING TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM 😭😭 they come home to find he waited up for him and they just fucking curl up in his arms like this and pass out I'M GONNA FUCKING 💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖

THERE'S A WHOLE LIKE TWO MINUTE SEQUENCE OF JUST THEM PLAYING AROUND AND MESSING WITH HIM AND HE MESSES BACK AND THEY'RE JUST SO FUCKING

#jane journals #🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬#self insert talk #BARK BARK BARK GRRROW BARK #I CANT WITH THEM THEYRE LITERALLY JUST A FAMILYYYYY 😭😭😭#HE IS SO SWEEEEEEET 💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖💖💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖#AND HE HAS ALL THESE CUTSIE SAPPY LOVING NICKNAMES FOR THEM!!!!!!!#every petname in the book!!#(maybe he'd be the same w my s/i what who said that 0//0)#AND NOW IM REWATCHING THE ONE WHERE HE'S DOWN BAD FOR SEDUSA IN DISGUISE #hes so fucking clueless all stuttering and shit #im gonna make a wife out of this man

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ceaselesslyinlove · 9 months

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#let's continue this poll game of mine :P #emma #jane austen #emma approved #clueless #aisha #i've never seen aisha but it did come up as an adaptation so there you go #polls

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