#dairy of a wimpy kid rodrick

[kaicubus]

Dating Rodrick Heffley

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warnings ✩° : fluff headcanons, cursing.

pairing ✩° : rodrick heffley x fem!reader

authors note ✩° : this is so random but i was on tik tok and i saw an edit of him and i was slapped in the face with this idea!! yiPEEEEE!!!! this is the content i intended on posting when everything settled.

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Your parents are convinced that Rodrick is a bad influence on you, and they're right. Being with Rodrick has changed you for the worst and for the better, he’s seen you at your lowest and your highest. But he’s proud of you no matter what happens. In fact, he’s your biggest supporter.

Being over after school every day means you bond really well with his family, and they love you since you seem to have a better influence on him than anything else. I mean, ever since you two started dating, he’s actually been doing his homework and his attendance has significantly improved. That being said, you are definitely a celebrity to Rodrick’s little brother and his friend, Greg and Rowley.

Speaking of the two, you're like their saving grace when it comes to shielding them from the teenage angst that is Rodrick—or in their eyes, the biggest bully they've ever encountered.

There have been many times where Greg tries explaining to you just how bad of a brother Rodrick is, but he never gets farther than a few words before Rodrick slams the door in his face or spills some drink he’s holding onto him.

He’s not that open to listening to your kind of music (if it’s drastically different than the kind of stuff he would listen to) but in secret...in secret he kicks his feet and twirls around imagining you doing the same thing to all the lyrics. He’s a cutie patootie when he’s not being a resentful menace.

Despite that, you spend most of your after school days in Rodrick’s bedroom, garage, or his van just talking about things or listening to him play. He plays a kind of music you never thought you’d listen to before, but have grown to like because not only does he have CDs of all his songs burned into them, but plays other music similar to that genre.

He makes multiple efforts to teach you the guitar with you on his lap and the guitar pressing you both together, but all those times Greg comes in because he wants to try and get on your good side.

If you're not there at band practice, like how you normally are, Rodrick makes all these mistakes and fumbles with playing. Since you're the designated band girlfriend, it’s pretty much a necessity for you to be around him when he practices, otherwise he gets nothing done. Sometimes it’s a problem, but for the most part, you’re like his buff.

Rodrick’s banned from your house because he tried sneaking in your room through your window, but he ended up landing on your mom’s patch of freshly bloomed flowers. When she found out, she wasn’t happy, and even though she tried so hard to excuse his looks, his lack of direction, his rebellious nature, she just couldn’t excuse the sad death of her flower children. So she banned him. Now you guys have to meet in secret or at school or his house, just anywhere not near your house.

He still makes an awkward effort to get your parents to like him, but it never really works out. He either shows up late or shows up with half his clothes missing or drenched in strange fluids because of pranks pulled by his little brother on his way out.

“Mrs. and Mr. L/n—”

“Lime green paint...on my white porch. Can you believe it, honey?”

“Just go, kid.”

“Alright!”

He gives you rides to and from school in his janky ass van, but it’s your only form of transportation so you don’t complain. Everything pretty much happens in that van. Everything.

His form of PDA is wrapping an arm around you loosely and just walking with you, not so much holding your hand. He also really likes just resting his arm on your head or squishing your cheeks together to make funny faces even if it pisses you off sometimes, he thinks it’s cute.

Free band dates!! Meaning that, you get free access to Löded Diper gigs, and the best seats watching your boyfriend and his band mates thrash around. You also get free merch...teehehehehe...

Oddly enough, Rodrick ends up turning soft for you and doing things no one in his family would expect out of him. Like taking you out on drive in dates, or getting you flowers, or just smiling more. Not saying he’s emo or edgy, but he is pretty punkish and reluctant to show any sort of affection. It certainly is off putting to Greg at least. 

He asks you to do his eyeliner because you have an unlimited supply of it, and at least he doesn't have to use his mom’s anymore. People can usually tell when you do his eyeliner and when he does it himself; it’s pretty easy to differentiate.

If Rodrick doesn't want to be someplace and is dragged along by his family, the mere mention of you attending the same event makes him suddenly excited to be there. More excited than the planner. He’ll go on tangents about you, and it really doesn’t matter who’s listening. He looks all bad and mean, but as soon as someone talks about you, his face changes completely.

#kaicubus #diary of a wimpy kid #dairy of a wimpy kid rodrick #rodrick heffley #rodrick x reader #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick heffley x y/n #rodrick heffley x you #headcanons #rodrick rules #rodrick heffley preferences

[cat-girl777]

Rodrick ㊗🎧"

#killua #kittens #uwu #kitty #:33333 #cute gore #cosplay #lol #anime #dairy of a wimpy kid #rodrick rules #rodrick #lollll #lolz #🐭 #🍙 #🍚 #🌘 #🧭 #‼️

[wemwem]

Rodrick fucks

#and thats canon #rodrick heffley #dairy of a whimpy kid: rodrick rules #diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules #rodrick rules #rodrick #doawk rodrick #ive been saying this all day

[chaigirly]

C ai Character Catolog 2

The Quarry

Jacob Custos

You aint my friend

Don’t know shit about where I was made

And I sit on the curb

I don’t know what I’m doin’

Nick Furcillo

You said you had my back

Might want a kiss before the end of this song

Dylan Lenivy

And at night, turn into a monster

Max Brinly

Did you get what you deserve?

I know it’s not your fault

Kaitlyn Ka

For a girl who will never know it’s about her

Red Dead Redemption

Sadie Adler

She might let you stay but just for the night

I don’t want you to leave

Forget about your boyfriend

Run run runaway runaway baby

Arthur Morgan

Everyday is summertime with you

I know about whispers

I need you here to stay

Don’t waste your time, go home

Mary-Beth Gaskill

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

And she means everything to me

Javier Escuella

He’s down at your alter

I wanna show you all the finer things in life

Dutch van der Linde

I know you want me baby

John Marston

But I’m in the trees, I’m in the breeze

Abigail Roberts/Marston

Oh you would find her in a Polaroid picture

Lenny Summers

When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

Spiderverse

Miguel O’Hara

Clandestine meetings and longing stares

Yes of course I will my darling

DC Universe

Jaime Reyes

Am I allowed to look at her like that

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy

Look at me, look at me. You looking?

Five Nights At Freddys

Mike Schmidt

Hard not to fall for you

The Last Of Us

Ellie Williams

“She likes a boy,” I’m not a boy

How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay

I’m young but my mind is well beyond my years

Abby Anderson

Stop calling me your bunny

Dairy of a Wimpy Kid

Rodrick Heffley

When you said, “Hello.” I knew that was the end

Yes I was running far away

Take you downtown

One random night when everything changes

Call of Duty

Simon Ghost Riley

Oh I’m sorry, sorry that you love me

YouTube/Twitch

Caseoh

Welcome to my candy store

Oh who is she?

She met me on the tour

And it may seem like she’s crazy

Life is Strange

Chloe Price

Smoke cigarettes when she couldn’t sleep

Isn’t she lucky?

To me you’re all I am

Max Caulfield

Are you falling in love with a feeling?

Until Dawn

Matt Taylor

You think you’re cooler than me

The Boys

Homelander

It’s the way you walk, the way you talk

Disney

Dimitri

In love with the one who can break my heart

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark

She only wanted to lie beside me

Raised the kids the very best she can

Coriolanus Snow

You belong to me

She was a showgirl but that was 30 years ago

My hands on your knees, I’m Angelina Jolie

The Legend of Korra

Korra

I could do this all day

Eyes don’t lie, say you’re mine

Ghostbusters

Phoebe Spengler

I swear I fell in love right there

Don’t care about grades just call me your lady

Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS

How do we rewrite the stars?

#the quarry #red dead redemption #spiderverse #dc universe #resident evil #five nights at freddy's #diary of a wimpy kid #call of duty #the last of us #life is strange #c ai character catolog #the boys #until dawn #disney #the hunger games #the legend of korra #ghostbusters

[bealloon]

i’m getting rodrick edits from dairy of a wimpy kid in my for you page. idk if this is a sign i need more therapy or not

#chaos with juliette

[bunnymoon-hybird]

Rodrick vibes all day long

#flower moon hybrid #quarantine #bored #420 blaze it #plur #420babe #puff puff pass #edm #late night #lights #dairy of a wimpy kid #rodrick rules #rodrick heffley #devon bostick

[urartbro]

Non-Anime pngs! Free to use, but please credit me if you use Patrick or the fuck terfs Rodrick

#seinfeld #DOWK #dairy of a wimpy kid #rodrick heffley #spongebob the musical #patrick star #seinfeld edit #seinfeld png #rodrick png #patrick png #Edits #Pngs

[ytoccc]

Bro bro

#rodrick heffley #greg heffley #heffley brother #dairy of a wimpy kid #fanarts

[1spooky-dad]

I know this was like ages ago but you once posted that rodrick is gay because in the movie he was holding onto someones thigh when hid parents looked over.... its his own thigh, hes holding it because hes drawing löded diaper on his jeans

No it’s his boyfriend’s. I know cause I’m his boyfriend

#dairy of a wimpy kid #rodrick is gay cause I’m gay and want to date him

[punksakusa]

Is Dairy of a Wimpy Kid trending just because of Rodrick ✨feminist icon✨Heffley and International Womens Day?

Because that’s fantastic

#international women's month #feminism #rodrick heffley #rodrick rules #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk #doawk rodrick #penny for your thots

[storiesforallfandoms]

the girl next door ~ rodrick heffley;diary of a wimpy kid

word count: 1675

request?: yes!

waaaavyguurl “hey! could you do a rodrick heffley imagine where in rodrick rules the fem!reader has just moved in a house next to the heffley’s and she’s in maths class with rodrick. she’s kinda a genius, so he asks her to help him with hw and they start dating ?? maybe with an insert of greg who understands they’re together when he sees them dancing at the party ?? thank u <3″

description: in which rodrick falls for the smart girl next door

pairing: rodrick heffley x female!reader

warnings: swearing

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His mother had been adamant about the entire Heffley family going to greet their new neighbors just a day after they moved in. Susan spent the whole night making brownies, with Manny’s “help”, and had them boxed up and ready to go the next morning.

“What if they’re allergic to brownies?” Greg asked after Frank had to literally drag him out of bed.

“They’re made from scratch, so the only allergies in it are dairy and gluten,” Susan responded.

“Why couldn’t this have waited till tonight?” Rodrick groaned. “Give them some time to breathe before we scare them off.”

“If we wait too long we’ll look like rude neighbors!”

Rodrick rolled his eyes. He was sure none of the other people on the block had went to meet the new neighbors yet, but there was no talking Susan Heffley out of something once she set her mind to it.

She made the boys dress up in their nicest clothes, which for Rodrick was a pair of jeans without holes in them and a plain black t-shirt, before they made their way across the street. Rodrick let out an annoyed sigh as Susan knocked on the door and they waited.

A girl that looked about Rodrick’s age answered the door. Rodrick couldn’t help but stand up a little straighter as her eyes wandered over the family before her. “Uh...hi?”

“Hello!” Susan greeted. “We’re the Heffleys; I’m Susan, this is my husband, Frank, and my boys, Manny, Greg, and Rodrick. We just wanted to come over and welcome you and your parents to the neighborhood with some homemade brownies!”

“Nice to meet you,” the young girl greeted. “I’m (Y/N). You guys actually just missed my parents. They both work morning shifts, they won’t be home until sometime this evening.”

Rodrick held back his desire to tell his mother “I told you so”.

“Wait, so you’re here by yourself?” Greg asked. “That’s so cool!”

(Y/N) chuckled. “I appreciate the gesture none the less, and my parents will, too. I’ll tell them you stopped by, they’ll probably invite you guys back for dinner sometime.”

“That’d be great!” Susan said. “We’ll wait for your call!”

Greg and Manny were the first to break away from their parents, excitedly running back to the house to play video games and watch cartoons like they normally did on a weekend morning. Susan chased after Manny, telling him not to run across the street without her, while Frank just silently left. Rodrick stayed a moment, trying to think of something to say to (Y/N).

“I-I guess I’ll see you at school on Monday,” he finally managed to say, immediately cringing at the stupid thing he decided to say.

(Y/N) smiled at this, though, and responded, “Yeah, I’ll see you Monday. It’ll be nice to already know a friendly face.”

Rodrick smiled back and nodded. (Y/N) closed the door as Rodrick turned away, silently celebrating to himself before joining his family back at the Heffley household.

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That Monday, Rodrick tried not to seem too obvious as he looked around for (Y/N) at school. He couldn’t hide his disappointment when he couldn’t find her the first half of the day.

When she walked into his sixth period math class, Rodrick smiled widely and waved at her. She smiled back and quickly sat in the empty seat next to him.

“Hey! I finally found you!” she said. “This school is so big, and there’s so many people!”

“Yeah, it is pretty big,” Rodrick responded, lamely. “How have your classes been so far?”

(Y/N) shrugged. “They’re, you know, classes. I feel like I can’t form an opinion on anything yet.”

Before Rodrick could ask anymore questions, the teacher came in to start the class.

Math class always dragged on, but that day it felt like it was going at a pace even slower than a snail. Rodrick wanted nothing more than for the class to just end so he could talk to her more.

“The answer is six,” (Y/N) whispered to herself.

Rodrick looked over at her. “What?”

(Y/N) looked at him. Her face was confused at first until she realized she had spoken out loud. Before she could respond, the teacher asked, “Do you two have something to add Miss. (Y/L/N)? Mr. Heffley?”

The two exchanged a look before (Y/N) responded. “The answer to the equation is actually six. You mixed up on your second to last calculation.”

A snicker came from her classmates as the teacher rolled his eyes at her. “I can assure you my calculations are correct Miss. (Y/L/N).”

“I’m not saying they’re all wrong, just the second to last calculation.” (Y/N) rose from her seat and made her way to the whiteboard. “May I?”

“Oh sure, since you know everything.”

(Y/N) ignored his sarcastic tone and erased everything that was on the board except for the starting equation. Rodrick watched as (Y/N) rewrote the entire equation down to the last step, in which she changed the workings to equal six.

The entire room seemed to hold their breath as (Y/N) turned to their teacher. He had a blank expression on his face before letting out a sigh. “Okay, I see your point. Well done Miss. (Y/L/N), now go sit down.”

(Y/N) returned to her seat next to Rodrick, her cheeks tinted pink.

When class finally ended, Rodrick and (Y/N) left together. “That was so impressive! You’re, like, a math genius.”

“My parents have been teaching me basically since I was born,” (Y/N) explained. “They basically made me an overachiever since birth.”

“That’s cool, though. Maybe you could help me with my homework sometime.”

(Y/N) smiled. “Yeah! I’d love to!”

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Rodrick watched (Y/N) talk to some friends in the living room from his spot in the kitchen. He couldn’t help but smile when she laughed at whatever one of the girls had said.

(Y/N) had really opened up in the months following her moving in. She had gained a great group of friends and had opened up a lot to the people in their grade. She was no longer the shy new girl, but now the smart, semi-popular girl that everyone loved.

“How long till you tell mom and dad about (Y/N)?” Greg asked as he came to stand next to his big brother.

“Disintegrate child,” Rodrick hissed. “Wait, how do you know about me and (Y/N)?”

Greg scoffed. “Come on, Rodrick. You’ve never looked at a girl the way you look at her, among other very obvious tells. You are totally in love with her.”

“Whoa, whoa. Back it up little bro. In love is a strong word. I like her a lot at the most.”

“Like who a lot?”

(Y/N) walked up to the brothers and threw an arm over Rodrick’s shoulder. He felt his heart starting to race at just her close proximity, and he couldn’t stop the smile that spread on his face knowing she was there next to him.

Okay, maybe I love her a little bit.

“What lucky girl has taken little Rodrick’s heart?” (Y/N) continued with their “friends” bit.

“You can drop it. Greg knows about us.”

(Y/N) sighed with relief as she dropped her arm from Rodrick’s shoulder. “Good. There was no way I was going to be able to pretend that Rodrick liked someone else. I was sure I was gonna crack.”

Rodrick wrapped his arm around (Y/N)’s shoulder and kissed her forehead. (Y/N) leaned into his embrace, a dreamy smile on her face as she peered up at her boyfriend. Greg looked between the two of them, an amused smile on his face.

“I’m happy for you guys,” he said. “But, just remember (Y/N), you could do so much better than Rodrick.”

Rodrick untangled himself from Greg just long enough to feign a threatening punch. Greg took off as soon as Rodrick’s hand went up, disappearing into the crowd of party people around him. Rodrick shook his head and rolled his eyes as (Y/N) laughed.

“He’s smarter than you give him credit for,” (Y/N) pointed out.

“Don’t give him too much credit, it’ll go to his already massive sized head,” Rodrick warned her.

(Y/N) laughed before giving Rodrick a quick peck on her lips. “So, Greg has already figured us out. When do we tell your parents?”

Rodrick sighed as he pulled (Y/N) tightly against them. “Realistically, they’re the next step. I don’t need Greg having anything else he can hold over my head as leverage or blackmail. But...I really don’t want you to meet them. Not because I don’t think they’d like you, they already love you more than they love the three of us. It’s just...mom is super overbearing, especially with girlfriends. The last one I had that I brought to meet them, mom straight up asked her if she planned to ever have kids and get married after graduating high school.”

(Y/N) covered her mouth to try and stifle the laugh that came out. She had met Susan Heffley a few times in passing when doing homework with Rodrick, and even in the few times she had met Rodrick’s mom, she knew that Rodrick’s story was not an exaggeration.”

“Dad is just boring,” Rodrick continued. “He doesn’t do much besides work and collect figurines. He’ll probably ask you if you’ll talk me out of being in the band and actually doing something with my life.”

(Y/N) leaned into Rodrick again. “I won’t push you. You have your reasonings for not wanting me to meet them, and I understand those reasonings. But, just so you know, they’re not gonna chase me away from you. I’m in this for the long haul, Heffley. You’re stuck with me until you get tired of me.”

Rodrick smiled and kissed (Y/N) again. “I’ll never get tired of you, (Y/L/N).”

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley imagine #rodrick heffley x reader #Devon Bostick #devon bostick imagine #devon bostick x reader #Diary of a Wimpy Kid #diary of a wimpy kid imagine #imagine #one shot #request #fanfiction #fanfic #fandom

[waitimcomingtoo]

- “that’s not me”

- “that’s not you?”

- “no”

this reminds me of the scene from Dairy Of A Wimpy Kid with Rodrick and his dad lol

100% a reference to the most iconic scene in cinema. I rewatched all the diary of a wimpy kid movies recently and the hold up so well. That was the peak of cinema. Also Rodrick 🥴💜

[keitaiirenwa]

sapnap needs to cosplay rodrick from the dairy of a wimpy kid.

[ilajue]

I love it when people hire me to babysit based on their friends opinions of me alone because I know if these suburban mfs met me I would have no chance, I have pink hair and I dress like rodrick from dairy of a wimpy kid

#they meet me when they are about to leave and go Oh Hello 😟 #and then when im the only person who can wrangle their kids because they dont get enough attention #they have no choice but to hire me again #foolproof

[henqtic]

requesting rules and guidelines + who i write for.

characters i write for currently and plan on writing for

⌗ harry potter — golden era.

harry potter; ron weasley; blaise zabini; fred weasley; draco malfoy; theodore nott;

dean thomas; george weasley; luna lovegood; hermione grander; neville longbottom;

⌗ harry potter — marauders era.

sirius black; remus lupin; james potter; regulus black; lily evans; lucius malfoy

⌗ grishaverse.

mal oretsev; the darkling; kaz brekker; alina starkov

⌗ marvel.

loki laufeyson > maybe, it depends

⌗ outerbanks.

jj maybank; rafe cameron; topper thornton; pope heyward; sarah cameron; kei carrera; john b.

⌗ stranger things.

steve harrington;

⌗ dairy of a wimpy kid.

rodrick heffley;

⌗ bridgerton.

benedict bridgerton; anthony bridgerton; possibly collin bridgeton

⌗ wednesday.

xavier thorpe; ajax petropolus; possibly enid sinclar

reader will always be black ( because i am black ) !!

i’m open to writing for more characters than the listed ones 

i'm always open to expanding to new things, especially in terms of writing for different characters.

the main reason i don’t for some is because i either don’t know their character/personality well enough and then i hate how the fic turns out or, i just get 0 inspiration for them— so, still feel free to request for ones not listed above and i’ll tell if you i can write it or not :)

no nsfw/smut

i don’t write nsfw content or post/comment on them because i just don’t want to. i cant write a kiss scene without going to three different sources, let’s not push it. also i am a minor and i just don’t care enough to have a bunch of unnecessary drama on my blog :)

alsooo if one of my friends were to find this account, it’s one thing to write fanfic and it’s another to write smut — i’m protecting my peace 🐛 !

#⋆៹ read before requesting . #⋆៹ henqtics . navigation .

[lolliepops-rox]

Lollie, holding a rose: Alas poor Rodrick

Ultra: It's Yorick, Rodrick is the guy from Dairy of a Wimpy Kid

#shit as says