#defensive-reigns

[jazzy-tzw]

Solo ain’t tagging with him ever again😭

#roman reigns #solo sikoa #nigga really started crying like boy get up and play some defense😭😭

[codypunk]

#sorry for always making suicide jokes about cody but in my defense youve seen the boy #cody rhodes #cm punk #seth rollins #drew mcintyre #jey uso #roman reigns #wwe #soapbox

[mubthemoff]

Idk how to feel because someone abso-fucking-lutely knew and everyone is so mean to him

#mubart #Shockwave #fall of Cybertron #Wfc Shockwave is like. the autism stereotype. #He's also the punching bag jesus #The autobots steal the energon reserved for his lab #Starscream calls him an idiot and sabotages his defenses #Genericons call him a nutcase actually somewhat understandably though with some misplaced anger because he has reign over #what may be the last energon reservoir and is holding it up from being used to supply energon rations to bots- #but yea he never really gets the chance to defend himself on anything and Grimlock eats his hand #he's like. I don't want to fix world hunger I want to turn people into dinosaur while being extremely Hollywood neurolodivergent

[pinayelf]

Nine people you'd like to get to know better

tagged by @shivunin <3 Thank you!!

last song: signal by TWICE

favourite colour: pink!!!!!!!!!!

currently watching: borgia, not the showtime version, the one by canal+ (i morally cannot recommend it lmao, the borgias r my historical hyperfixation rn smh)

sweet/savoury/spicy: a mix of these, i love mixing these flavors together. my favorite combo is salty/sweet whether that be for desserts or savoury meals

relationship status: single and vibing

current obsession: coral island!!!!!!!! but da always lol it's always an underlining obsession that i'm never going to be over sorry to be cringe

last thing you googled: the borgia tv series bc i was trying to remember what channel it was on lol

#in my DEFENSE i have a vampire story and the main vampire lived during pope alexander VI's reign lol #i am planning to actually get a few books from the library tho #but i fear i'm not impervious to trashy historical tv

[halfyearsqueen]

she’s not a feminist by our standards but her unwillingness to step aside represents a level of that in her world

#like that’s ? recognition that her claim has equal value to her brother’s #and that she shouldn’t NEED to step aside because she can do the job better #and shouldn’t be forced to bc she’s a woman #her relationship with her own femininty is a confidence found through defiance #like ? and given how much shit she’s faced purely due to the fact she’s female #the insecurities of how prevalent male primogeniture and male superiority is through the viciousness of the patriarchy in Westeros #would eat her alive #but she’s also been in politics and been surrounded by politics since before viserys named her heir #she knows how to play the game #and how to act to progress and move throughout court settings #to placate the lords who arent eager to ? lose the power that might not be theirs with absolute primogeniture #when like setting up the foundations of it WAS the plan for her eventually #during jace’s reign as king and hopefully the reign of his daughters #she’s very conscientious of the uncertainty of her position prior to her regency #and how she needs to demonstrate that quiet strength #while also knowing just when to snap in her own defense

[ufolvr]

My issue is that I can anthropomorphize anything. The parasitic monster who's nowhere near human and would definitely kill me for sustenance because it's an animal and I'm meat? No it's fine, it's my bestest friend in the world ^_^

#this is ab the host of influence from vita carnis and hollow from scavengers reign #in my defense. hollows species was made for me. its so cute and fucked up looking like a freaky fetus animal #and if u talk to me for 3 minutes youll know i love fetus #📡 incoming transmission 📡 #self insert #selfshipping

[biggest-bara-tiddies]

I think Celine is my least favorite design in all of fire emblem, it has like 5 absurd elements all combined into one character. There’s her big cumbersome wire frame ball gown which is already a weird choice for battle and just daily life (how does she fit through doorways??). Her top looks like she’s just wearing a bra and forgot the rest of her outfit. Her hair looks like it would constantly drag on the ground and she would be cleaning leaves and dirt out of it constantly. She’s wearing platform shoes. Her arm and leg warmers just look stupid, I literally thought they were gloves and socks until I looked closer. And to top it all off she has a ridiculous crown overflowing with flowers. It’s like as she was running out the castle she was like “We’re being Invaded? Hold on, I gotta get my worst outfit”

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe17 #FE Engage #Celine is a pretty good example of why you need to tell character designers to reign it in occasionally #There are plenty of other bad designs in the game but her's is by far my least favorite #don't even get me started on the overly quirky design of Alear #at least the game is good so far #if you're gonna come to her defense don't bother you can't change my mind

[fluffypotatey]

if mk, mei, and red son were squires for the knights of the round table, who's squires would they be?

OK OK I THINK I GOT IT (anon forgive me for my late reply, I wanted time to plan this out)

with Mei, I can see her being a squire to Percival bc she would love training that’s focused on strength and wearing sleeveless uniform, OR Gwaine bc chaotic man meets chaotic girl and goes “ah she was just like me” (Also they do share being children of the wealthy but desiring to be separated from that or have the freedom to be themselves without the restrictions that come with nobility/wealth soooooooo!

Red Son I feel is super picky and would not be a big fan of Gwaine (who would join Mei in teasing him), so imma go with Leon and:or Elyan because Leon is a by the book knight and Red Som seems like a type A kind of person. however, I also say Elyan because while Elyan is someone who would take squire training seriously, he wouldn’t say no to having some fun and might approach it better than Gwaine or Lancelot (man’s too noble for his taste and also the duality of him freaks Red Son out)

MK would be Lancelot’s squire (Wukong can never know, the jealous little shit). both guys have a goal to protect and be good and both have a very black & white outlook on morality (meaning, swk saved the townspeople from dbk and is therefore a hero, or Merlin used magic to help aid me in defeating the griffin therefore he proves magic can be a force for good)

ngl MK would internalize all of Lancelot’s teaching about honor and the code but also he would be a great encourager and be patient enough to help walk MK through areas he isn’t that good at. also, Lancelot is great at giving advice (something MK always craves and yet receives the bare minimum— tho good advice he DOES get is ignored by him), so he can also help there

#lmk #lego monkie kid #bbc merlin #lmk sotrt au #traffic light trio #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk red son #lmk qi xiaotian #we’re also going to incorporate my SotRT AU bc I said so and the traffic light trio would get along so well with them :) #Mei and Roland should never be placed in the same room. Chaos reigns free if they are left to scheme #Red Son would be the only Nathan apologist until Nathan opens his big mouth and suddenly Bors is trying to quell the fire in Nathan’s #hair while Andred and Dagonet die of laughter #Roland and MK would find kinship in having mentors who give vague teachings (I’m Merlin’s defense magic is outlawed; swk is just… #SUPER new with handling a mentorship #also in this crossover au Merlin and swk are pen pals #bc i said so #mk only knew where him & his friends were was bc of swk being Merlin’s pen pal (imma just say they get portaled or something into bbc merli #lmk would be ‘modern times’ whilst bbc Merlín would be ‘ancient times’ #asks #anonymous #squires of the round table #SotRT

[coinsandmedicine]

Tressa: One day your parents picked you up for the last time and never picked you up again, and you don’t remember it.

Therion: That’s not tr- wait.

Alfyn: I think I do?

Cyrus: Falsehood. I remember perfectly.

Ophilia: Pray tell, Professor. What happened?

Cyrus: I was three. My mother picked me up and into her lap. She died a week later, and my father never bothered.

Tressa: Ouch. That sucks.

Alfyn: Wait. Your father never picked you up.

Cyrus: No, never. Honestly, on some days, I wonder if he ever even loved me.

Olberic, internally: I think the Scholar might have more to his past than he lets on…

#In my defense Cyrus has no info to his past so I get free reign to angst backstories #tressa colzione #therion #alfyn greengrass #ophilia clement #cyrus albright #olberic eisenberg #mod-lola #headcanon

[luciphe-r]

me two years ago: haha no i dont drink

me now at 17:36: i wish i had a drink in my hand rn

#is this an issue?? i dont want it to be an issue #in my defense i havent been able to get a refill for my sertraline in like a week or smth #so im chemically fucked up #but also i havent drank shit in months so maybe thats part of it too #its hard to be a social drinker when you have no friends in the new city you moved to #and by social drinker i mean someone w ocd and a proclivity for addiction who has recently discovered the pleasures of no reigns #and is in chemically induced mental distress due to a late refill #still havent drank so its fine #alcoholism #alcohol tw #tw #addiction #fun how my tumblr url was anacoholic-grantaire like five years ago #how the turntables indeed #i sure am closer to canon now

[infamous-if]

looking at some of the asks it's so clear that G and V are just not compatible with each other at all, no wonder they have issues 😅

Ah...yeah, but they can work through it ! (or not...)

To be fair (to V), G isn't a very easy partner to deal with. One has to put up with a lot of shenanigans with them. And G is very much aware of this but instead of trying to make it easier for the people around them, they just continue to vibe and make life harder for everyone lmao

#g reign #victoria valentine #in defense of g thats just their personality #they cant really turn it Off #inbox

[ringsidedishes]

i still can't believe despe won

(this will be the only thing i'll talk about for etc etc)

#dishesrambles #the way he won too #like he looked so strooonnggg #it reminded me a little of his match vs akira last bosj which altho i havent made a moty list 2023 yet that one would be on there #catnip for me #i could watch it another few times and not get bored of it #ive been fantasy booking him ofc. wanna see him vs titan and robbie. hope he keeps the belt until after bosj and also wins bosj #and he'd win in the finals against hiromu ofc how else #is that asking too much? perhaps!!! #i was just super convinced this would be a dope match but hiromu would continue and maybe get that record defenses he wanted #altho i also wasnt too excited about his title reign (tho i really like how he used it and went just about everywhere with it) #(also tbf i kinda wanted to see hiromu and naito both with belts and then do the match they were gonna do in 2020 but couldnt bc covid) #i still can't believe it. also didnt think it'd set my brain on fire like this. that match was so sexy #so excited to see where this goes with him #'the wrestler makes the belt' and theyre right bc DESPE HAS THE BELT #ahem anyway ny dash today with DESPE WITH HIS BELT

[stackslip]

as a south african who does not really care about rugby usually i am fucking gutted rn omg. literally what the fuckkkk 😭 but i think ireland played v well, they deserved that win. and at least we didn't lose by a humiliating margin ...

ireland was exceptional and the thing is south africa did really, REALLY well in so many places and COULD have won were it not for all these fucking missed kicks!!!!!! like do you not have kickers??? de klerk and libbok are excellent players and are fucking terrible at kicking, and why the fuck do they keep letting attempt to transform when he misses every time!!! he's good at other parts but he drops the ball (literally and figuratively) on that one every fucking time!!!! the bokke must have missed eight points in total, more than enough to beat ireland....... legit fucking gutting, what an excellent match that's sullied by the springboks not having covered an essential and basic role in rugby.

#like legit south africa played like what they are: the currently reigning world champions #kinda fell apart by the end but also they were clearly at their limit #exceptional defense too #eli talks #rugby

[daydreamerdrew]

Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandoes (1963) #13

#oh I love this #Steve having to reign Bucky back in when he’s getting defensive on Steve’s behalf #fits in well characterization-wise with the ‘Now now Bucky’ and ‘Settle down Bucky’ moments I’ve enjoyed in the past #which was about general excitement for missions or inclination towards rough-housing #but now this includes Bucky’s great deal of respect for Steve #and I love Steve and Bucky being a well-functioning team #but then Bucky being concerned for Cap at the end and Nick having to briefly comfort him #marvel #steve rogers #bucky barnes #nick fury #my posts #comic panels

[maxthetrumanmoved]

ever since having my revelation that gale/cal is boss/attack dog i cannot stop thinking about it

#cal being the attack dog #cal at the beginning of their dynamic. a la this writing im working on #untrained angry dog #cal in relationship #perfectly reigned in attack dog. no less bite than he had before. but now the bite is targeted in defense #and i am sure gale the wonder that he is. is thrilled with it. something something power something something #txt

[probablygayattorneys]

Lin-Manuel Miranda who?

#layton mystery tanteisha #ernest greeves #SHE'S TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REIGNS #MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS #KATRIELLE!!!!! #okay sorry my musical fan will stop now #queue takumi defense squad