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dominimoonbeam · 1 month

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Don't Touch My Stuff

Doing that thing where I publish books again. <3

Don't Touch My Stuff is a steamy contemporary romances about neighbors falling in love with a healthy dose of external conflict, danger, and hurt comfort.

Smashwords.

Amazon.

<3

#<3 #own work #don't touch my stuff #contemporary romance #neighbors to everything #dominimoonbeam #clover down #wallflower trying #romance

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nickgoesinsane · 1 year

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I can’t stop minors from reading my stuff, but all I ask of you is that you DON’T INTERACT. That means don’t leave likes, don’t reblog, don’t comment and don’t follow. Be invisible, don’t let me find you— because I will block you the second I find out you’re under 18, kid.

#: ̗̀➛ nick talks !#n/sfw #n/s/f/w #dom reader #dom!reader #top reader #top!reader #sub character #minors do not interact #don't touch my stuff

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arbiterpirate · 1 year

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You know that feeling when you leave your desk and when you return you find that someone has move all of your shit.............. That's exactly how these polls got me feeling

#keep tumblr weird #i hate change #don't touch my stuff #meme #funny #memes #dank meme #dank memes #shitpost #pmseymourva

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azariyahavingacrisis · 1 year

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Now i have to hide my shit because people can't keep their hands to themselves. these people realize i'm going to snap one day, right?

its common fucking sense. don't touch my shit, if you HAVE TO and im not there to move it TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU PUT IT. So now my whole set of markers are in several different places, half of my pencils are gone, smudging stick is gone and the person who moved it has NO IDEA where they fucking put it.

JUST DON'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLES SHIT

#fuck #don't touch my stuff

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brytnoter · 1 year

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code words

like how i used to write "QB/kyuubi/kurama" instead of "i had a mental breakdown today" so that nosy people looking through my notebooks would not ~find out~

my family was the strongest privacy advocators you ever met, and this was actually from one time when I came back from a bathroom break at school to find my homework diary missing from the table, and the bully had it and was just leafing through it nonchalantly. now i had nothing in there but assignments and doodles but it horrified me so much that it just made a permanent change to the way i wrote things down 8|

#apple #banana #and other tags completely unrelated to the post #maybe i assumed #my god i haven't thought about that for a long time #i used to be very not okay #don't touch my stuff #especially if i already hate you #bully number 2287 #i don't even remember her name

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a-shrieking-cloud-of-bats · 2 years

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Social Media Break

it’s that time again

for those that haven’t been around for this before I’m not going to be on social media as you might expect because it’s making me want to jump into a lake

probably a week or two but we’ll see where it goes

I Will Almost Certainly Return

also if you got my discord or whatever it's fine go nuts

#don't touch my stuff #bats speaks

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your-quaint-little-categories · 1 year

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you know when someone takes an interest in one of your Things, and you're suddenly torn between the desperate need for them to love it as passionately as you do, and eXcUsE mE this is *my* fictional universe, what are you doing in it and why are you playing with my blorbos?

#i need approval but also i don't want you to know anything about me #don't touch my stuff #don't talk to my imaginary people #yes this is specifically about my other half watching doctor who #that's my blue box and my puppy in a leather jacket #worship them as i do but also get out of my world #doctor who #fandoms

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koraesdoodles · 2 years

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Don’t Touch My Stuff Chapter 2

Stan woke up with horses trampling across his skull and every inch of him covered in fire ants. Or at least, that’s what it felt like. His arms trembled when he tried to move them, sending popping aches through his limbs as the muscles woke up.

He groaned as he sat upright. “Didja get the license number of the truck that hit me?” He grumbled to Ford, but his brother didn’t answer. That’s right. He hadn’t spent the night at home. He’d stayed with . . .

Nope, not thinking about that right now. Man he must have drank Rick into the grave if he was waking up feeling this crappy. He rubbed his eyes, trying to clear the blotchy spots in his vision. The light was like a dagger stabbed into his brain but it turned out you could get used to anything if you were exposed long enough, and eventually everything swam into focus.

The room he was in was blazing white and as bare as a prison cell, but more concerning than that was it most definitely wasn’t Rick’s. Details were starting to return to his brain now. Going to the Stan-O-War, seeing his brother, a needle prick? Ugh, maybe that explained the headache.

There was only one door, which looked locked tight, the bed Stan was on, and a single chair. A chair with its occupant staring directly at him like he wanted to eat him alive.

It wasn’t a very comfortable feeling.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41365602/chapters/104116983#workskin

#Gravity Falls fanfic #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Rick Sanchez #Stangst #everyone's obsessed with STan #it's great #my fic #don't touch my stuff

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fraye-complex · 3 months

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wow huh whered your wallet go. weird. nothin to do with me--

About to touch more than just your ass while rifling through your pockets and wherever else I have to look for it

#If it could be tucked somewhere I'm sticking my hands in there #Going to also take the opportunity to see if you're ticklish #Or we could start playing with talons if you'd rather #Don't touch my stuff

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months

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got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not?#goddammit goddammit goddammit #'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it'#*cut to ten years later frantic googling*#fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term #google in general is useless #and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet #bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can #save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!!#keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm)#(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy)#(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key)#because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake #i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012

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dominimoonbeam · 20 days

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Don't Touch My Stuff