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In the mood for...
Apr 19th
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1. Hi, I'm looking for fics where WWX is drunk/high and LZ noncons him @thehappyyellow
the sweetest dream would never do by honeyandviscera (E, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Dark LWJ, Somnophilia, Non-Consensual Somnophilia, Body Worship, Breaking and Entering, Drugged Sex, Stalking, Come Eating, Unreliable Narrator, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat)
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2. Hey, hope you guys are well. For itmf, any opwwx! recs? Preferably completed please. Thank you for your time!! @tinyfoxpeach
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3. Helloooo Just came here jajsjs I'm desperate, lately I was thinking about some caveman! Or prehistoric ice age wangxian but I could not find something like that :( any rec? (Tysm for this page)
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4. more fics like lwj's big dick agenda? or just fics lwj being possessive. thanksss!
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5. Love your blog!!!!thank you for the hardwork!
Would love some disabled/chronic health issues wei wuxian pretty please 💖💖
🔒 the thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break by RoseThorne (E, 91k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Soulmates, Self-Esteem Issues, Fix-It, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, PTSD, Handfasting, Panic Attacks, Getting Together, First Time, Aftercare, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, /Referenced Torture, Scars, Chronic Pain, Golden Core Reveal, First Time, Switching, sex-related injury, LWJ Stays at the Burial Mounds, LSZ is a Wèi, Good Sibling JC, Dissociation, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Disability, Scheming NHS, Disabled Character)
🔒 a star called sun by thelastdboy (E, 120k, wangxian, SL/XXC, JC & JYL & WWX, JYL & LWJ, WWX & WN & WQ, JYL/JZX, Canon Divergence after Xuanwu Cave, Fall of Lotus Pier, But worse!, Power Imbalance, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Not Everyone Dies AU, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canon-Typical Violence, Sunshot Campaign, Miscommunication, Heavy Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, Major Character Injury, Loss of Limbs, Chronic Illness, Seizures, WWX’s Three Months in the Burial Mounds, Wēn Remnants Live, Wēn Remnants Deserve Better, WWX Creates a Sect | Yílíng Wèi Sect, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, Hurt/Comfort, Selectively Mute LWJ, Service Animals, Crows)
The Darkness Before Dawn by PsycheStellata707 (M, 113k, wangxian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, BAMF WWX, Attempt at Humor, PTSD, Oblivious WWX, WWX-centric, Blind WWX, Sentient Burial Mounds, Everyone Lives AU, Except Those Who Deserves to Die, Oblivious Pining, Not Canon Compliant, WIP)
🧡 the river brought you here by chilianxianzi (Not Rated, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, POV Outsider, Amnesia, Past abuse, Strangulation, Found Family)
please don’t let me be misunderstood by sysrae (T, 3k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, getting hit by cars, Past Child Abuse)
some foolish thing I've done by sysrae (M, 4k, wangxian, Modern, College/University, partial hearing loss, Past Child Abuse, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, the real OTP is everyone x therapy)
🔒 how to make your dad fall in love with your high school teacher in five steps; the complete and bulletproof guide by ravenditefairylights (T, 90k, wangxian, modern, coffee shop au, nonbinary LSZ, hurt/comfort, trauma, past abuse, past domestic violence, healing, hurt WWX, found family, hospitalization, therapy, single parent WWX, pining, teacher LWJ, unreliable narrator, chronic pain, queer platonic relationship, genderfluid WWX, autistic LWJ, fluff & angst)
🔒 some things go forward by everythingispoetry (T, 73k, WangXian, Modern AU, Hospitals, Teenage Drama, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Happy Ending)
Cure by Yukirin_Snow (M, 100k, WangXian, XiCheng, XuanLi, Modern AU, Hurt/Comfort, Sick Character, Cancer, Medical Procedures, Medical Jargon, Romance, Eventual Smut, Fluff and Angst, Love at First Sight, possible trigger warnings) Wwx has cancer, happy ending. It's a really good fic. I love it.
Rest is Resolution series by MarbleGlove (T, 32k, JC & WWX, JYL/JZX, JZX & JGS, LQR & LWJ, wangxian, Fix-It, Post-Sunshot Campaign, this might be crack, Niè Cultivation, BAMF NHS, BAMF JYL, Canon Divergence, Madam Lan Backstory, Getting Together), but especially the first one, Elder, an Aesthetic It's WWX without his golden core leaning into needing assistance
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6. Hiii! For the next itmf, I’m wondering if anyone has read fics inspired on creative reality shows? I’d love to read about wangxian having to team up for something like baking impossible or blown away. I hope y’all are having a great day, thanks!
❤️ Knight Hunt! Phoenix Mountain by travelingneuritis (E, 51k, wangxian, modern, dating show, Modern Cultivation, but in the silliest way possible, Reality TV, the juniors are interns, Smut, Illustrations, low-stakes pining)
Wangxian Strictly AU Series by Selenay (E, 135k, WangXian, Modern: No Powers, Dance, Strictly Come Dancing Fusion, Ballroom Dancing, Dancer!WWX, Violinist LWJ, Pining While Dancing, Oblivious WWX, Gratuitous Costume Descriptions, Gratuitous dancing descriptions, Slow Burn, Ballroom dancing, Established Relationship, Romantic Fluff, [Podfic] Falling to the Rhythm by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))
Previously, on LEGO Masters by trippednfell (M, 55k, wangxian, Reality TV Show Contestants/Judges, Modern, Mutual Pining, Forced to compete together, strangers to reality show contestants to lovers, there's only one bed, Platonic Cuddling, Autistic LWJ, WWX Has ADHD, Grief/Mourning, Wangxian miss their moms, so much pining, More Pining than LEGO in this LEGO fic, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, POV Alternating, Lego Masters AU, Not YZY friendly, Dysfunctional Jiang family dynamics)
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7. Do you by any chance know if there's any fic about the kid playing hanguang-jun role and the kid playing to be the yiling patriarch of that bunch of kids playing to be cultivators? As they have no names idk where to start looking. I'm in the mood for something wholesome 😌 Thanks in advance!
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8. Itm A) miscarriage fics where it causes problems in wx marriage.
B) girl dad wwx
C) cat dad wwx
Please find all of them in >20k or atleast 10 k. Please. Thankyou.
Rise of the Divine Oracle by BlakSalt (T, 291k, WangXian, Boy Love, Hurt/Comfort, Romance)
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9. hi! :3 itmf junior-central fics :) can be any combination of the quartet. ship fics are fine but no sizhui/jin ling pls bc they are cousins in my heart. thanks!! @monstergreentea
🔒 blue flies buzzing by RoseThorne (T, 2k, JL & LJY & OYZZ & LSZ, JC & WWX, wangxian, LSZ & WWX, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & LXC, Gossip, Rumors, Mentioned Wen Remnants, Sect Leader Yao Bashing, JC & WWX Reconciliation, NHS is a Little Shit, POV LJY, POV Third Person, Threats, Justice, Cultivation Discussion Conferences, LWJ is LSZ’s Parent, LJY Being LJY, Podfic Welcome)
🔒 hills and rivers are waiting by LtLJ (T, 15k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, Family Feels, Canon-Typical Violence, the family that hunts demons together stays together, and doesn't murder each other, Case Fic, BAMF WWX, Mojo's post)
💖A Dramatic Reading by pupeez4eva (Not rated, 5k, wangxian, post-canon, humor, public confessions, curses, getting together)
❤️ Tragedy is Not the End by Hobbsy3 (T, 358k, wangxian, Time Travel, Torture, Hurt/Comfort, Golden Core Reveal, Canon Divergence from Qiongqi Pass, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Yunmeng sibling bonding, good dad wwx, good dad lwj, JZX Lives, JYL Lives, Junior Quartet Dynamics)
Would You Come Home? by s6115 (Not rated, 46k, WangXian, Junior Quartet Centric, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Junior Quartet Dynamics) Might work, though it's a little more Sizhui centric, but it's a very lovely showing of their dynamic in a low stakes setting
❤️ grow by cafecliche (T, 14k, WangXian, Age Regression/De-Aging, Character Study, Post-Canon) link in #12
You Bring the Colour by fuddy_duddy (rainier_day) (G, 12k, wangxian, art school, art restoration)
🔒 Yearning by Sanguis (T, 9k, WangXian, LingYi, Modern AU, Professors, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Bunnies, Pre-Relationship Secrets)
climbing up that coastal shelf by Sour_Idealist (T, 15k, JC & JL & WWX, JC & JL, JC & WWX, JL & LSZ, JL & WWX, Post-Canon, Mutually Unrequited Forgiveness, JC & WWX Reconciliation, Family History, Generational Trauma, Discussion of Canonical Abuse, Awkward Attempts at Communication, mentions of past JC/WQ, Fairy is a good dog)
history by tongzhi (T, 16k, LSZ & WN, JC & LSZ, LSZ & WWX, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & Wen Remnants, LSZ & Juniors, LSZ & MM, Post-Canon, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Hopeful Ending, LSZ gets angry, LSZ and JL refuse to take their family's trauma forward, jiujiu is the best, Character Study, MM abolitionist queen)
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10. itmf any pregxian fics! thank you for your hard work admins :)
Reluctant partner by sacrificial_fawn (G, 31k, wangxian, LXC/JGY, Modern, Mpreg, Family Reunions, bonding over your shared trauma, Reluctant Bonding, Married Life, Supportive LQR, Past Miscarriage, LXC's excessive use of kaomojis, Male Lactation, non-graphic birth, LQR tries to be a good uncle but he doesn’t know how to, Intersex WWX, JGY can hold the baby as a treat, LWJ can have words and verbs as a treat, Slight OOC) very sweet imo, it has a bit of Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian friendship, it's also a teene tiny bit sad
All I Want by Selenay (E, 47k, wangxian, Modern, Mpreg, Post Holiday Romance, Consequences, Reunions, Idiots in Love, wangxian attempt to be sensible adults about it, they are very bad at it, Teacher WWX, Rating earned in later chapters, Handwavey Biology)
Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, wangxian, canon divergence, communication, established relationship, sunshot campaign, mpreg, canon typical violence, WWX has new golden core, canonical character death, happy ending, fix-it of sorts) He's not pregnant for a large portion of the fic, but it's not an insignificant amount of time.
Impermanence, Transience, Permanence by Best Bepsy (BepsyGray) (E, 39k, wangxian, canon divergence, unplanned pregnancy, mpreg, gore, sunshot campaign, assumed miscarriage, medical procedures, childbirth, golden core reveal) I'd be surprised if you haven't already read this one, but it's one of the few ones of the genre that I like.
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11. Hi!! For itmf, is there any fic where Lan zhan and wei ying personality swapped? It only temporary but the chaos cannot be contained @chibiizzy
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12. hey admins, any fic recs on wei ying getting injured or sick and lan zhan takes care of him or just anyone who gets very worried about him?? thanks <3
🔒🧡 rain falls and soaks into the earth series by RoseThorne (T, 57k, WangXian, WIP, Near Death Experience, Attempt Drowning, Madam Yu Bashing, Recovery, No war AU)
Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller (Not rated, 63k, wangxian, JL & WWX, post-canon, Protective WWX, Protective JL, POV JL, JC & WWX Reconciliation, eventually, Reluctant Matchmaker JL, this kid is doing his best, Pre-JL/LJY if you squint)
How to Treat Your Injured Yiling Laozu by merakily (T, 3k, wangxian, Chronic Pain, Whump, Love Confessions, Literal Sleeping Together, Burial Mounds, Golden Core Reveal, LWJ has a lot of feelings about WWX being in pain, Hurt WWX)
hunters seeking solid ground by Attila (E, 23k, wangxian, Canon Compliant, discussion of canon character death, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Getting Together, Yearning, Literal Sleeping Together, Really Excessive Amounts of Hurt/Comfort)
something left to save by androids_fighting93 (E, 57k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, No Bloodbath of Nightless City, JYL Lives, Not Everyone Dies AU, Hurt/Comfort, single dad wwx, Sick Character, Golden Core Reveal, the lightest d/s dynamic if you squint, handjobs, Anal Sex, Canon-Typical Dynamics)
Heart of hearts series by apathyinreverie (M, 40k, wangxian, WIP, Dark LWJ-ish, Not Cultivation World Friendly, Amnesia, WWX gets to be Not Okay after the BM, Recovery, Possessive LWJ, Possessive WWX, Protective LWJ, not nearly as dark as the tags make it sound, Golden Core Reveal, Hurt WWX, Caring, WWX Goes to Gusu, ridiculously self-indulgent, Canon Divergence, Amnesia, some definite manipulation, but not everything is as it seems, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It, Domestic WangXian, Fluff, WWX happily atticwifing away, Sunshot Campaign, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ)
❤️ grow by cafecliche (T, 14k, WangXian, Age Regression/De-Aging, Character Study, Post-Canon)
What's Wrong With Him? by GrapefruitSketches (G, 2k, JYL & WWX, JYL & LWJ, JC & WWX & JYL, wangxian, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt WWX, Pining LWJ, POV JYL, Canon Compliant, Oblivious WWX, Unconscious WWX, Concerned JYL, JYL Knows Everything)
let the yoke fall from our shoulders by occultings (microcomets) (G, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & WWX, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Character Study, Mentions of Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Gusu Lan Juniors Dynamics, let capricorns cathart agenda, Happy Ending, Family Feels, Established Relationship)
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13. Itmf serious fics. Where wwx has personality like he has in 12 moons n a fortnight, he's so mature there uk. Ik that fic has funny and crack moments too, but it's mostly feels and serenity there, more fics where wwx is like that please?
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14. Hello. Thank you for all the hardwork.
For the next itmf I'm looking for fics whe WWX is not the only one to be resurrected.
Or where he is resurrected in other people bodies (I have seen the fic comp here ).
Thank you once again @anime-trash-parody
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15. itmf,,, a fic where wwx atracts the supernatural, the divine, the eerie,, like he has a connection with the burial mounds or the dead in general, they like him, they are atracted to him; spirits and deities like huli jins or like the fliwer maiden are also atracted to him or interact with him,,, does what im saying even make sense?
Ad Oblivione by Baph, HikariNoHimeWriter (M, 70k, WangXian, Time Travel Fix-It, Temporary Character Death, Canon-Typical Violence, POV Multiple, Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Identity Reveal, Golden Core Reveal, Cultivation World Critical, Not JC Friendly, Abusive YZY, Angst with a Happy Ending)
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16. itmf any fics where they actually end up meeting baoshan sanren when going to or while doing the core transfer
Can't Tell Me Nothin by natacup82 (T, 35k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Everybody Lives, Family Feels, Communication, BAMF Women) They don’t meet during the transfer so it might not quite be what u have in mind but she does do something about it.
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17. Would love some genius modern wei wuxian extra if the juniors are involved thank you 💖💖💖💖💖
💖 One Can Keep A Secret (If He Does Not Know It’s There)by H_Belle (T, 5k, wangxian, NHS & WWX, modern w/ cultivation, inventor WWX, secret identity, identity reveal, YLLZ WWX, rogue cultivator WWX, pining LWJ, WWX pov)
living in my memory/living in my mouth by tardigradeschool (T, 32k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, reincarnation, college/university au, hurt/comfort, sharing a bed, light angst, nightmares, epistolary, pining, friends to lovers)
🔒 care by everbrighter (T, 35k, LSZ & WWX, wangxian, modern w/ magic, resurrection, family bonding, getting to know each other, past character death, pining)
🔒 The Second Jade of Lan's late but incendiary sexual awakening by KizuKatana (E, 41k, wangxian, First Time, LWJ's Horny Grip,LWJ does not know what hit him, and yet somehow he still realizes it before WWX, canon wangxian dynamics, college AU, LWJ starts off annoyed at WWXBut quickly discovers both his competency kink and a caretaking kink, Genius WWX)
i really want to know (who are you) by Stratisphyre (M, 19k, wangxian, LQR & WWX, Modern with Magic, Golden Core Reveal, Single Dad WWX, Reasonable Authority Figure LQR, Allusions to violence and murder, Hospitalization)
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Third writing masterpost
Because Tumblr hates me by having a link limit
First masterpost here
Second masterpost here
Newest to oldest!
CR era WangXian get hit with a horny curse
Cold feet - Modern AU, WangXian see a wedding planner
Where is our little girl? (in the plot of land where you buried her) - there's something wrong with Jiang Yanli
All grown up - the kids aren't really kids anymore
Working hard (and hard at work) - LWJ is busy and WWX is so not helping
Assisted suicide - the "it was all a dream" trope but terribly angsty
No simping in the Cloud Recesses!! - The Lan juniors simp over WWX
Marital surprises - LWJ comes home to find his husband wearing something surprising
My Xue Yang writing era - collection of angst ficlets in which various people die
Moods - Lan Wangji is horny for his husband
Joint efforts - Yiling Wei sect AU, sect leader Wei organizes a night hunt and Hanguang-Jun is being thirsty about it
Fluff requests list - always open
White lies - a Lan Wangji and Nie Huaisang fake dating modern AU (+ a side of NieLan)
Practice - the juniors take a parenting class
Slug adventures - Lan Zhan is drunk and has feelings about slugs
Boredom - Wei Ying is bored waiting for his husband to wake up
In the 5 am light (you carry my fears as the heavens set fire) - what if WangXian slept together at the beginning of the book
A ficlet about veils
Missing you - Cloud Recesses era after Wei Wuxian left and Lan Zhan's feelings about it
Pit of vipers - Nie Huaisang gets new pets and Jin Guangyao narrowly avoids the consequences of that
Home - Lan Zhan stays
Afterglow - part 2 to the "what if LWJ could be even hotter actually" AU
Thank you - Jin Ling forgives his da-jiu
Debt - Nie Huaisang owes Wei Wuxian, and his brother
Dancing through the night - Wei Ying teaches his husband how to dance
Lightning strike - the "what if LWJ could be even hotter" AU in my mind (not JC friendly)
Sip the gossip (drink till you choke) - the juniors go to a bar and defend their seniors' reputations
Cursed - Lan Jingyi takes a hit for his best friend. Things don't go as planned... not at first, at least.
Aphrodisiac foods - Wei Wuxian eats strawberries and Nutella and Lan Zhan wants to eat him
Lan Sizhui records his memories and his dads have feelings about it
Dirty mind - Yiling Wei sect AU, sect leaders Wei and Lan settle a treaty. Lan Zhan has a massive competence kink.
Prophetic - Qin Su receives a message from the future
New recruits - Yiling Wei sect AU, Wei Wuxian receives two new disciples
A-Yuan asks where auntie Qing and uncle Ning have gone off to
A series of university events - Lan Jingyi and the juniors going through some of my funniest university memories
Chain smoking - Wei Wuxian shares his worries over a cigarette
Women's business - sect leader Wen Qing and sect leader Qin Su discuss things and flirt during
The language of flowers - Wei Wuxian loves flowers... and nothing bad happens
No recollection (part two linked there) - an AU in which Wei Wuxian reincarnates with no memories of his past life... well, almost.
You're enough - Canon-with-A/B/O AU, non-explicit
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MDZS moaning headcanons
Because I can. And also because I found screenshots of a 3-month-old convo with a friend about the topic and got inspired. Enjoy!
Wei Wuxian: heavy breathing and gasping at first, then the more pleasure builds up, the more vocal he becomes (and the less coherent in his dirty talk). A lot of name- and title-calling and a lot of swearing. An oh! rather than ah! person. Dirty talks like 80% of the time, even if he's struggling to speak and moan at the same time. In general, he moans in a really sexy and enticing way, and gets louder and louder the more he approaches orgasm, but he silent-screams through it. Lwj u lucky bastard
Lan Wangji: heavy breathing for the most part and the occasional low growls/groans from the back of his throat. Likes to listen rather than vocalize so he's pretty quiet but he shows his enjoynment in other ways. Does get a little louder if he's drunk, and under the right circumstances, may even whine. An mmh! person. Dirty talk is pretty rare but very, uh, precise and effective. Lord help me
Lan Xichen: vocal but mostly in terms of dirty talk. But he's not vulgar about it, he's actually quite elegant with what he's saying, praiseful of his partner and also describing how much he's enjoying himself thanks to them. An ah! person, and when he's close, he does this string of ah-ah-ah!s that's orgasmic (ha) to hear. May swear occasionally if he's feeling a little too good. Or if there's edging involved. And when he's really on the precipice of it, he speaks really, really fast and he sounds like he's running out of air. What a treat to the ears.
Jiang Cheng: swearing. So much swearing. And a lot of very vulgar and descriptive dirty talk, generally on the degradation side. A lot of heavy breathing between, but it sounds almost like it's been punched out of him, like he struggles with it. He doesn't make more sounds than that, but he draws out the final syllables of words the closer he gets to release.
Jin Guangyao: surprisingly quiet, doesn't really like hearing himself making sounds, but likes praise-degrading his partner. His voice gets a bit higher-pitched when he's feeling really good and may let out some little mmh!s and ngh!s between words. Doesn't really swear unless he's in a mood. Can get loud if he knows whoever he's with likes it.
Jin Zixuan: Surprisingly noisy. Everything gets a whine or a moan out of him, and he has a nice voice for it so it's a treat. Moans somewhat melodically, it's very cute. Tries not to get too loud, especially near orgasm, but fails at it spectacularly. Everyone can hear what's going on from behind the doors of his bedroom. Likes dirty talk, the very vulgar but praiseful kind. Is definitely an ah! person and swears a fair amount.
Jiang Yanli: her moans sound more like mewls. She sounds really pretty, and she likes calling out the name of her partner a lot. Has only sworn once during orgasm and it was very surprising, even to her. Likes to praise her partner and encourage them, especially if her voice is a little broken and wobbly from how good she's feeling. Can get pretty loud but only if she's confident there's nobody around to hear.
Wen Qing: so quiet. Her breath hitches every now and then and a tiny noise may leave her but otherwise she doesn't vocalize much (she's more of a facial expression kind of girl). However she can do a mean dirty talk if she wants to, or her partner is up for it. Somewhere between degradation and praise. Keeps a level voice most of the time and it's impressive.
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reileinaxiu · 2 years
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MDZS Fanfic Pet peeve: Drunken sex
I don't like it when people write WWX and LWJ having drunk sex and then WWX immediately regrets it later and runs away because he thinks he took "advantage" of LWJ's inhibited state . The pining angst is just downright painful to read sometimes, and the separation period afterwards even more so.
(see chapter 232 of the manhua or Exiled Rebel Scans Chapter 98 Longing(6))
In the manhua, (basing this mostly in the manhua.) WWX was perfectly fine snuggling and kissing LWJ in his sleep.
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It was LWJ who visibly rejected WWX at that moment when WWX said "Thank you" LWJ thought WWX was thanking him for the physical intimacy (which LWJ did not want their relationship to be just about give and take) instead LWJ misunderstood that thanks when WWX was about to confess!
Only then did WWX spiral into a depressive mood thinking he took advantage of LWJ, furthering the misunderstandings by saying that it was "normal" to do things between friends to spare himself of his feelings that he thought he misplaced.
The same could be said about LWJ. I recall some fics that portray LWJ regretting his drunk escapades thinking that he took advantage of WWX during his own drunken state. Then he too would run away leaving WWX. Making WWX think that LWJ regretted what happened between them and we're back to square one. Again, in the book/manhua LWJ was half asleep content and aware to be in WWX's arms I don't think he suddenly just got sober that instant WWX said thank you.
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So yes, if it ever came down to a drunk first time sex WangXian would have gotten together much earlier if it wasn't for LWJ's misunderstanding not just WWX's. Give my Sunshine Boy a break he is obviously thrilled to share intimacy with LWJ in any context as long as LWJ physically shows to be accepting and reciprocating afterwards. People who are thinking of writing a drunken first sex scene between WangXian please don't make it anymore angsty than it should really be. It was fun to read once but now it's a little too repetitive and almost everywhere.
Oblivious!LWJ tag should be more common than Oblivious!WWX. But in truth they are neither oblivious. They just have piles of misunderstandings between them in canon. So this tag really shouldn't exist unless people really like giving them this personality trait.
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sortablue · 1 year
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Favorite Lan Wangji moment?
(P.S. you should eat something. Even if it’s small. I like to keep small easy things on hand for days I forget or don’t want to eat. Yogurt is my go to since it’s very low effort)
Yeah; I walked down to the convenience store and got some stuff. Still sad, trying my best not to take it out on people. Hopefully food will help. In a very “eat my feelings” mood rn
Hmm…. My fav lwj moments are def the ones where he is being (debatably) unreasonably stubborn. or just, like. sassy.
What immediately comes to mind is the “I left you alone for one hour” or whatever he says to wwx when they meet up after jc catches him.
Or when drunk wangji makes wwx play tag with him for licking privileges.
If we’re talking like. Powerful lwj??? def his introductory scene in the donghua. Just such a powerful image!
I am woefully bad at recalling such things on-demand however. I’m sure in a couple hours remember more, bigger moments and be like!!! how could i have forgotten that!!
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restingdomface · 3 years
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Wei Wuxian: *putting together some Frankenstein monster* Hey, I’m all out of skin, does anyone wanna donate?
Half the cultivation world: *insanely threatened by that question*
Jin Guangyao: *already super mega tired of being in the Jin clan, subtly points to JGS* Idk man, dad’s got some loose skin he hasn’t told anyone about.
Wei Wuxian: I didn’t ask about his dick but I’ll accept the donation, thanks.
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theuntamednarrator · 4 years
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you know as much i love drunk lwj he really distracted me from remembering how tender this episode is. like, wwx literally telling wen ning "who wouldn't want such a priceless treasure?" and falling to his knees in front of him? the whole "I have my regrets/what regrets/at nightless city i wasn't by your side" exchange?? like damn okay you did not have to go this hard all at once.
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wangxianficrecs · 3 years
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I’m in the mood for a fic where…
Hullo darlings!  Here’s another one to test the limits of your recall!  I still have about 10 requests in my inbox that didn’t make it onto this post, so be patient if you don’t see your Ask here.
[My ko-fi.]
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1. Hello! I hope you or your readers can help me find a particular kind of fic: I'm looking for modern AU Wangxian stories, but what I'd really like to see are scenarios that can show the modern equivalent of the great Hanguangjun (or THE Chief Cultivator, y'know, for CQL) going all soft because if this one person and indulging him in everything even publicly. I go feral for this super important and respected person showing all his love for his dearest gremlin, without shame or restraint.
take yourself home by ribena (M, 27k, wangxian)
❤️the best of you by sysrae (E, 42k, wangxian, my post)
always on my mind by sami  (E, 38k, wangxian, lan wangji/others, jiang yanli & lan wangji, series in progress)
how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by Anonymous (T, 55k, wangxian, my post)
For Safekeeping Purposes by ChilianXianzi (M, 3k, wangxian, WIP)
Care and Feeding by mrsronweasley (E, 17k, wangxian)
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2. Hello, recently I read Crack Me Open, Pour You Out by Tenillypo where LWJ is cursed to say everything out loud. (Spoiler: in the later part the curse worsens and LWJ's inhibitions are lowered and he starts to do things like sniffing WWX and touching him without shame). Do you know any fics where LWJ has specifically for some reason lowered inhibitions? I read fics where he gets cursed to have to say thoughts out loud or need to touch, but not specifically dealing with lowered inhibitions.
beneath six layers of silk by darkredloveknot (enheduane) (E, 13k, wangxian, my post) - also a talking curse
drunk lan wangji:
i know who i want to take me home by ScarlettStorm (E, 17k, wangxian)
10 Things I Hate About Dating at Gusu Academy by KouriArashi (T, 28k, 3zun, wangxian, jin guangyao & nie huaisang, lan wangji & lan xichen)
Being Known by dragongirlG (M, 43k, wangxian, series in progress)
Playing Nice by deliciousblizzardshark (T, 11k, wangxian)
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3. Aaaa I just read Secretary Lan series. Did you guys know any bottom!lwj fic but NO CONFLICT JUST PURE FLUFF, no pwp too it's rainy in my town so I just need some fluffy dovey Wangxian. Thank You Mojo 😘
as thou wast wont to be by cqlorphan (E, 13k, wangxian) ... and many others by this author have bottom lan wangji
And They Were Quarantined by thunderwear (E, 50k, wangxian, my post) - teeny bit of angst b/c lwj is touch-starved and has a panic attack
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4. Hey Mojo! Do you know any fics where wei wuxian is a well acknowledged bamf while in yunmeng jiang that aren't time travel?
Tumblr Fic by @shanastoryteller (link is to part 3, but has links to parts 1 & 2) and also 
Another tumblr fic by @shanastoryteller​
​ ❤️Magical Marriage Ribbons by starandrea (M, 505k, wangxian, my post)
❤️Gentians in bloom by teawater (M, 251k, wangxian, my bookmark)
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5. Dear Mojo, thank you so much for your blog! (You've inspired me to make a few fic rec lists of my own ;)  [Excellent!  There is an insatiable hunger for rec lists!!!] Of late, I've been in the mood for canon divergent fics where Lan Sizhui grew up as a Wen or where he grew up in the Burial Mounds. I'd love to see writers' interpretations of how he would change if he hadn't matured in the Cloud Recesses.
kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, wangxian, jiang siblings & lan wangji friendship, my post) - actually gives you a side-by-side comparison, since A-Yuan is twins
Bury My Heart on the Lonely Mountain by TrappedInCabinets (M, 7k, wangxian)
Dark Wen Yuan AU tumblr comic and fic by @pakhnokh​ that inspired the story above
The Murder of Crows by cerbykerby (M, 108k, wangxian, series in progress)
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6. do you know AUs where YZY severed WWX's hand?
❤️Love made visible by Moominmammashandbag (M, 31k, wangxian, my post)
from the other side of sorrow by Sour_Idealist (E, 128k, jiang siblings, chengqing, wangxian, sangli, xiyao)
a star called sun by thelastdboy (E, 53k, wangxian, songxiao, jaing siblings, WIP) 
The waters and the wild by SecretStorm (T, 62k, wangxian, WIP, FANART)
in payment, a hand by justdoityoufucker (M, 11k, wangxian, 3 works, series in progress)
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7. Сan you recommend post-canon fics where WWX and NHS became friends again? like and so falls the fan by b_ofdale?
a grain of millet drifting by RoseThorne (T, 4k, nie haisang & wei wuxian, WIP)
Attached to shadows by LtLJ (G, 4k, nie haisang & wei wuxian, wangxian)
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8. hi, i love what you do!! thank you so much for your work!!! [Thank you!] i was wondering if you had any fic recs for something like a redemption arc for wwx but for the public? basically, something similar to The Absolutely True Story of the Yiling Patriarch: A Manifesto in Many Parts, where people learn about what really happened to wwx? ~ @celestialsilhouette​
The Full Form of Press by Vamillepudding (G, 13k, wangxian, my post) - i feel like this one also turns around wwx’s reputation?
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9. Thank you so much for what you do! Could you please give me a rec for something where people talk about Yiling Patriarch in front of WWX right in front of him before they realize he's the person they're talking about? Thanks again!
This Is Not The Senior Wei We Know! by SilverBells (T, 13k, wangxian, juniors, WIP)
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10. hey hey momjo!! I was wondering if you knew of any good dark sizhui FICS, like if sizhui grew up learning demonic cultivation with wwx instead of going to the Lan clan. much appreciated ❤️❤️
Foundling by ecorie (G, 41k, wangxian, lan sizhui & lan wangji, series in progress, my post) - he’s still a Lan, but uses demonic cultivation secretly towards end of series
Bury My Heart on the Lonely Mountain by TrappedInCabinets (M, 7k, wangxian)
Dark Wen Yuan AU tumblr comic and fic by @pakhnokh​ that inspired the story above
The Murder of Crows by cerbykerby (M, 108k, wangxian, series in progress)
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11. I have been seeing a lot of lwj angst lately and now I want some wwx angst. (11a) Do you have any fics where wwx is feeling hurt by something lwj did but it’s all a misunderstanding? Maybe thinking lwj is in a relationship. It could be anything as long as no one is bad. I want a happy ending hehe. (11b) And do you have any fics where lwj hurts lxc, like accidentally. Or lxc being miserable, alone. And kinda jealous of lwj. No lxc/wwx tho. You can see I have been hurt from what i’m asking for lol [Aw, baby!  *hugs*  And also, let’s hear it for the catharsis of fanfiction!]
11a
my age has never made me wise by idrilka (E, 63k, wangxian)
your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily (E, 44k, wangxian, my post)
the heart of a bear by sasamelons (T, 18k, wangxian)
Bite and Bruise and Bind by ReformedTsundere (E, 5k, wangxian)
Tempo Rubato by Spodumene (E, 108, wangxian, my post)
it's your soul by syriala (G, 3k, wangxian)
could you find a way to let me down slowly, if you're leaving baby let me down slowly by ravenditefairylights (M, 37k, wangxian)
11b
And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami (M, 139k, xichengqing, wangxian, my post) - other works by this author also have alone/lonely/isolated/a little jealous LXC
Utterly Inevitable by sami (M, 20k, xicheng, wangxian)
For Both Of Us (And Time Is But A Paper Moon) by sami (E, 65k, wangxian)
so hot out the box (can we pick up the pace) by sami (E, 20k, xicheng, wangxian)
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12. hello mojo! i'm looking for scifi fics with Wwx as the robot/android/cyborg/AI, do you know any?
when we end the war by spookykingdomstarlight (E, 41k, wangxian)
do androids dream of lan wangji? by DizziDreams (T, 28k, wangxian)
lwj as the android:
A Cyborg's Three Laws by FairyGardenCorgis (M, 123k, wangxian, nielan, WIP)
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13. Hi, I have a request for your next (or your next next next-, whenever you get around to it it's fine, don't worry💖)  [I finally got here!!!]   in the mood for post. Do you or anyone know any fic where wwx holds guest lectures? Like in the series The Same Moon Shines and in Silver bells and cockle shells, or even where he just teaches juniors like in Joy In the Midst of These Things. (No modern au pls) Thank youu✨✨✨
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14. Hi Mojo, how are you? First of all thanks for doing this amazing job. Do you know any fics where wangxian have a-yuan through surrogacy? I just want to see wangxian taking care of teeny tiny baby a-yuan
❤️in case of fire, break glass by Jenrose (T, 65k, wangxian, my post) - has WQ as surrogate, but develops into an AO3 tho’ she’s mostly asexual, but is more epic than just a kid fic
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15. Hi! Im in the mood for a fic where lwj is a warprice for the yiling patriach. Like wwx fight the war for them and he demands Lwj to marry him. I just love those fics. Sorry for my bad english 
❤️Fated by LtLJ (G, 31k, wangxian, my bookmark)
Imperfect Memory by xantissa (E, 62k, wangxian, my post)
❤️spider lilies to sunflowers by cicer (E, 33k, wangxian, my bookmark)
❤️tie a knife with a ribbon by iliacquer (E, 6k, wangxian, my post)
the shadow of a name in skin by iliacquer (E, 9k, wangxian, my post)
hot necromancer singles seeking dom daddies in your area by Mikkeneko (M, 19k, wangxian, my bookmark)
Possession by trickanery (M, 52k, wangxian, WIP)
for our love is a ghost the others can’t see by sheepwell, snackmon (sashimini_central) (M, 23k, wangxian, WIP) - courtesean lwj offered to general wwx
love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, wangxian, my bookmark)
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16.   if anyone has any emotional fics with the first siege and wwx putting a-Yuan in that tree and then dying (or not 😝), gimme gimme 😭 ~ @angel-loving-star
The Massacre of The Yiling Burial Grounds by scifigeek14 (T, 5k, wangxian, my post)
death either way by thelastdboy (E, 22k, wangxian, xuanli, wei wuxian & wen qing, a-yuan & lan wangji & wei wuxian)
Who is to Say What is Black, What is White? by TrappedInCabinets (T, 2k, wangxian)
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17.  (Quietly sends in a kofi with my request bc u work so hard-)  [Wow, thank you so much, you’re such a doll.  I’m gonna feel real bad if this one never gets any suggestions.] i was wondering if for your next In The Mood For post you could see if anyone knows fic where after wwx reincarnates he goes back to lotus pier instead of with lwj? Maybe juang cheng has already forgiven him or figured out abt the golden core? I read By Any Other Name and i just loved the yunmeng bro dynamic!!! Thank u!!!! ~ @yamibakuraofficial​
The Amazing Adventures Of Jiang Xiaolian And Family by bumbledees (T, 63k, wangxian, series in progress, my post)
Through The Abyss by bluesloth (T, 21k, wangxian, WIP) -  both is and isn't what OP asked because there are two wwx waking up in mo manor, but I thought to link it all the same
❤️ to arrive late is better than not to arrive at all by Moominmammashandbag (M, 35k, wangxian, my post) - au after Sunshot but JC & WWX have a great relationship and banter.  Most of her fics have good jiang sibling dynamics.
your refuge in the bitter cold by foreverkneeld (T, 50k, wangxian, my post) maybe???
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18.  Do you know any fics where it the juniors see wei Wuxians real power/potential or like see the past to the yiling laozu. Basically just a fic where they see his full power and why people are scared of him. Thank youuu you’re very helpful and idk what I’d you without your recs 😭 [Aw, thanks!] ~ @love-yourself112​
❤️The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, lan jingyi & wei wuxian, wangxian, my post)
Trust by FlyingMachine1 (G, 8k, juniors & wei wuxian, wangxian) - author says, ‘I wrote it because I wanted the juniors to be in awe of and collectively fanboy over bamf wwx.’
❤️Tragedy is Not the End by Hobbsy3 (T, 358k, wangxian, my bookmark) - juniors go back in time and try to fix things w/the adults
hills and rivers by LtLJ (T, 56k, wangxian, my post)
Of Swords And Scabbards by Etharei (E, 7k, wangxian, my post) - maybe?
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19.  hello!! i was looking for fics where lwj is disabled (maybe his leg didn’t heal from the wen’s attack), if u could rec me some that would be great, thanks!
every star in the sky by bluecottontail (VOlympianlove), VOlympianlove (G, 22k, nielan, wangxian) -  Lan Wangji is in a wheelchair after the attack on Gusu
❤️no new age by everythingispoetry (M, 146k, wangxian, my post) - permanent injury from whipping
love some littler things by shipyrds (G, 18k, wangxian) - no golden core
❤️the heartlines on our hands by occultings (microcomets) (E, 47k, wangxian, my post) - final third covers lwj’s lashing injuries
of buried things by Sanguis (M, 31k, wangxian) -  lasting injuries and chronic pain from the lashing
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20.  Hi! I hope you have a good day!!  [You, too!]  I’m in a mood for hurt/comfort and and was wondering if you could rec me some fics !! I’m looking for fics like WWX seeing LWJ with someone and going through all that ‘he’d be better off with them’ feelings or just fics with WWX being self-deprecating and LWJ assuring/comforting him.  If you could rec some fics that would be great !! Take care ! (^-^)
Just As Much by Gemiblu (E, 24k, wangxian, my post)
ghost out on the water by twigofwillow (T, 15k, wangxian, my post)
❤️put your heart where your mouth is by protos_metazu_ison (T, 20k, wangxian, my post)
❤️ Resolutions by incendir (E, 204k, wangxian, part 4, my post)
See #13 on this Mood For post for many, many more insecure wwx options
The Proposal by LFMH021 (T, 93k, wangxian)
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thedoubteriswise · 4 years
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okay so. I am a smart adult with many important responsibilities. I have good taste and care about things that matter. for this reason, I’ve been trying to identify where in cql canon wangxian manage to fuck.
because they definitely do; I like a good post-canon getting together fic as much as the next guy, but it’s just not realistic.
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allow them. it’s already been so long.
(just like this goddamn post turned out to be, let’s do a cut)
right. so initially it looks like you could place this right after the time skip in episode 33, because it shows us that wwx is with lwj in cloud recesses. we know that he spent the night in the jingshi because he wakes up there the next morning before he goes for a nostalgic tour of his old school.
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and also visits the cold spring, where lwj is mostly naked. nice.
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but wait! wwx is surprised by the scars on his back and chest. that seems like something he would have known about if they’d already been naked together the night before, so I’m going to say they did not fuck immediately upon wwx’s return to cloud recesses. okay, fine, they’re taking things slow, that’s cool.
maybe they could work it into the next night, then. oh wait, lqr is injured and... staying in the jingshi? for reasons?
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I don’t know why. he must have his own house in cloud recesses, and it’s probably at least as comfortable as lwj’s, but here he is. he lives to stop his nephew from getting laid, I guess.
the next day they do some Q&A with the kids and determine that they need to head to qinghe to figure out what’s going on with this sword thing. great! we love a romantic road trip, plenty of alone time. but they also have to do their jobs, and then jin ling needs to get rescued from a wall of dirt, and jc is unfortunately there being himself, and then they have to grill nhs about his tomb full of angry sabers, etc. etc.
with all that going on, their next obvious chance is at the inn immediately after interviewing nhs. this evening has already included:
wwx gazing lovingly at lwj from afar
lwj carrying wwx on his back
lwj pawing at wwx’s robes trying to deal with his cursed leg
lwj helping wwx up the stairs, serving him wine, fixing his flute, and generally being at his beck and call
a very sexy and homoerotic duet
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and now they’re alone and drooling over each other as usual. this seems like a plausible spot, right?
it does! but no. after they go back to the nie basement o’ swords and hear the backstory on nmj’s death, we see them walking in yueyang and lwj asks wwx how the curse mark on his leg is doing. wwx says it’s almost healed, which may or may not be a lie, but his inner monologue says:
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he’s more concerned about the wound on his arm from the sacrificing curse, which lwj doesn’t know about, because wwx won’t tell him and they still haven’t been naked together.
also, this silly teenage shit doesn’t make much sense unless they’re still dancing around each other.
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you guys love the sound of opportunities as they go flying past, don’t you?
right after this, lwj gets drunk. I’m aware that Stuff Happens in the novel scene that inspired this bit, and they do incorporate some of that into the show by having lwj commit petty larceny and admit that he “likes rabbits” as part of the softest and most loving conversation in human history oh my god
but lwj goes to sleep right on time, and the next morning, wwx is laughing and reassuring him that nothing happened.
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after this, it’s time to go on a fucked up field trip with the kids in yi city, so they don’t really have any time alone for a few episodes until they’ve finished that and everyone is back at yet another inn. I wonder if they learned something about wasted chances and poor communication from this miserable songxiao story?
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maybe! look, they’re being cute and domestic. there are currently no material barriers preventing them from having sex, nor will there be any specific evidence later on proving that they didn’t.
but they’re still firmly in mystery-solving mode and the juniors and lxc are floating around. the vibe isn’t quite there. if I were to pick the most solid reason why I think they’re saving room for jesus at this point, it would be the tension that happens when wwx again asks how lwj recognized him. lwj asks why his memory is so bad, and wwx replies that he wishes he had a bad memory. even though they’re comfortable and happy being together, there’s still some fundamental distance remaining. there’s no sense of romantic resolution. that was actually a point against all their previous opportunities as well; they’re all very sweet, but none of these feel like the place in a story where the romantic leads Officially Get Together.
okay, off to koi tower! shit is getting extremely real. everyone’s busy insinuating that they recognize wwx, but no one is saying it explicitly. wwx isn’t supposed to be here. the guy he’s pretending to be also isn’t supposed to be here. he and his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s brother are trying to figure out if his boyfriend’s brother’s boyfriend is a murderer. no one is comfortable and the political intrigue leaves no time for fucking in front of anyone’s salad.
I guess there’s plenty of time to make dozens of armed guards and like half the people they know wait while they have a romantic moment, though.
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could they be more in love? And that sure feels like a romantic resolution that might be followed by narratively-earned sex.
ah. no, unfortunately wwx gets stabbed again. this certainly sucks, but it does have the helpful consequence of making lwj take him back to cloud recesses, where they are mostly alone and as safe as they can be in the circumstances. now there’s even more tenderness and also some plot-justified touching and skin exposure. plus, lwj just made a very public declaration of love.
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too bad wwx has probably been unconscious since he started coughing up blood in the forest near lanling. he’s also still visibly in pain. fresh abdominal wounds tend to kill the mood.
but hey, the injuries on this show are only as serious as they need to be to move the plot forward and facilitate gentle h/c scenes, so by evening he’s looking perfectly healthy and walking around under his own steam like nothing’s wrong. I guess that problem can be ignored moving forward.
lxc then offers the the most devastating highlights of lwj’s backstory, like, all at once. it’s nice that he includes a flute solo to give wwx a second to process this mountain of terrible information. what the fuck.
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there he is! the most devoted man in the whole world! turns out they can actually be more in love after all.
and then the following scene... look, I’m lazy and I don’t know how to make gifs, but screenshots cannot properly convey how good it is. you all know. the hesitant way wwx approaches, the slow and gentle piano version of wangxian, the two of them watching the snow together, it’s. ugh.
remember how I was talking about how the last scene with no material barriers was an unlikely candidate because of the lack of romantic resolution?
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well, here’s wwx still being cagey at the beginning of this conversation.
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and here they are in the middle of this conversation, having some epiphanies about the course of wwx’s life - I love this shot for a lot of reasons, but I extra love it because it shows wwx out in the snow, with lwj as the safety and warmth waiting behind him, god this show goes hard, holy shit
they both recall their vow to live with a clean conscience and internally say some very corny things about each other because they are both So Much, and then,
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ah, what the hell. he can say it out loud after all. romantic resolution accomplished.
and then the camera slowly pulls away as wuji plays.
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a slow zoom out? swelling music? listen, I am a connoisseur, I know a tasteful fade-to-black indicating a sex scene that won’t happen on camera when I see one. at last, we have a winner!
now you may think this post is finally over, but I actually have one more piece of evidence for you - the next scene shows the two of them the morning after, meditating behind a screen in the hanshi while lxc is waiting for jgy to show up.
before wwx got de-cored, he was a pretty powerful cultivator, right? the chances that he’s just bad at meditating or that he can’t stay focused on this task seem slim to me. so why does he keep falling asleep?
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well. he had kind of a late night.
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kurowrites · 3 years
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tatice Plot idea: wangxian modern AU: 5 times LWJ proposed when drunk and 1 time when he wasn't. Bonus point if it started with mutual pinning
Uuuuuuh. Let’s see if I actually make it to 5? Hahaha.
This is Part I.
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I. The First Time
It wasn’t exactly news that Lan Zhan was a bad drunk. No, Wei Ying had known that intersting little fact ever since Lan Zhan had accidentally drank some mystery alcohol when they had been in the first year of university, and Lan Zhan had ended up behaving very badly, indeed. Lan Zhan might not remember much of that night, but Wei Ying surely did. 
So, Wei Ying had known that they were in for an interesting time as soon as Lan Zhan’s lips had touched the rim of the glass. What was new, though, was Lan Zhan, half curled up in Wei Ying’s lap, his arms tightly curled around Wei Yings waist, his face sloppily pressed into Wei Ying’s stomach. He was mumbling something, but Wei Ying had no idea what he was saying. He looked over at Nie Huaisang a little desperately, hoping at least for some sympathy, but the traitor only shrugged and took another sip from his own wine glass (who used wine glasses at a dorm party, really), apparently uncaring of Wei Ying’s current predicament. 
“I think it’s time to bring that one home,” Nie Huaisang said, the tone of his voice clearly implying that it wasn’t going to be him who was going to bring Lan Zhan home. 
“Fine,” Wei Ying huffed, sending Nie Huaisang a sharp glare. “Let’s see if I ever help you out again when you’re on the verge of failing your classes.”
He shuffled around to get his legs under him, and rose to his feet with the added weight of a drunken Lan Zhan hanging off him like a limpet. 
“Come on, big boy,” he said as he balanced them both precariously. “You gotta stand on your own feet, I’m not going to carry you out of here.”
“Mn,” Lan Zhan replied, and finally decided that standing was a thing that he was still capable of.
Wei Ying’s relief was short-lived. Lan Zhan only used the chance to cling to Wei Ying all the more tightly, and Wei Ying had to fight a blush when Lan Zhan stuck his face into the nape of Wei Ying’s neck. (He! Blushing! What a thought!) 
With a sigh, Wei Ying left Nie Huaisang behind (rude gestures were exchanged in the process). He shuffled towards the entrance, shouting at Jiang Cheng to go home on his own as he passed him by. 
He could technically return to the party after bringing Lan Zhan to his room, but he wasn’t feeling it. Not to mention that he didn’t think that leaving a drunk Lan Zhan on his own was a good idea. Not after he had experienced drunk Lan Zhan once already, anyway. 
So he dragged Lan Zhan to the elevator, and dragged him all the way back to his room. He was nice about it, too. He was nice enough to carefully fish out the room keys out of Lan Zhan’s jacket, and then, once they were in Lan Zhan’s room, he stripped off Lan Zhan’s jacket and shoes, and guided him to his bed. 
Lan Zhan flopped onto the bed like a sack of potatoes, but he forgot to let go of Wei Ying in the process, and so Wei Ying ended up being pulled down, falling face-first onto the soft covers of Lan Zhan’s bed next to Lan Zhan. 
Before he even had the chance to complain, Lan Zhan had already wrapped himself around him like an octopus. 
Wei Ying wriggled experimentally, but no dice; Lan Zhan did not seem to have any plans to let him go anytime soon. 
“Lan Zhan,” he whined. “I’m not your teddy bear.”
“Nn,” Lan Zhan disagreed. “Mine.”
Wei Ying gaped. 
“Lan Zhan,” he gasped. “What the hell?”
“Wei Ying should be mine,” Lan Zhan declared. And then, “Sleep.”
Lan Zhan promptly followed his own advice, falling asleep almost instantaneously, Wei Ying still stuck in his embrace. 
Wei Ying stared at Lan Zhan with a dumbstruck expression that probably looked ridiculous. If Wei Ying had had any plans of sleep soon, they certainly wouldn’t be happening while Lan Zhan was clinging to him. Wei Ying looked at Lan Zhan’s suddenly still, relaxed face, and tried to make sense of Lan Zhan’s words. 
He must have meant that Wei Ying should be his friend. Wei Ying had made a habit of bothering the hell out of Lan Zhan ever since he had first laid eyes on him, but it had taken them quite a long time to become proper friends that deserved that label. And even then, they had never even talked about it. About being friends. 
Yes, that must have been what Lan Zhan had meant! He was finally able to acknowledge them as friends. Which was really great. 
Wei Ying waited in the half-darkness of the room until he was absolutely sure that Lan Zhan was deeply asleep and relaxed, and then carefully extracted himself from Lan Zhan’s hold. 
He should go prepare some painkillers for Lan Zhan. If he was such a lightweight, it might be enough for him to get a horrible hangover, as well. And he had to look for the blanket and pillow that Lan Zhan usually got out for Wei Ying whenever he stayed the night. 
And maybe, he should also attempt to reduce his heart rate in the meantime, after being in such close proximity with Lan Zhan for such a long time. Looking at a handsome face like Lan Zhan’s always made Wei Ying feel a little woozy if he did it for too long. 
It was an extremely handsome face, after all. 
“Good night, er-gege,” he murmured over his shoulder, not quite daring to look back, and went off to look for those painkillers. 
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When Wei Ying finally woke up the next morning, Lan Zhan was already awake. Clearly, he had kept himself busy by preparing a nice little breakfast for the two of them. 
“Mh, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying murmured when he spotted the food on the little table in Lan Zhan’s room. “That smells so good. How are you feeling?”
“I do not remember us returning to my room yesterday,” Lan Zhan replied. “I have inconvenienced you. I apologise.”
And then he actually made a little bow. 
“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying sighed, because Lan Zhan was never an inconvenience. If anything, it was the other way around. Wei Ying was the inconvenience. “I’m just glad you’re well. Don’t worry about remembering. It wasn’t that exciting, I just made sure that you returned to your room safe and sound.”
He tried not to feel any disappointment. It was better that Lan Zhan didn’t remember, honestly, because his behaviour yesterday would only embarrass him. 
There was absolutely no reason for doing that to Lan Zhan. 
So he reached for the food on the table, and opened his mouth to let out a stream of inconsequential chatter, and hoped that Lan Zhan couldn’t read the strange mood he was in. 
Of course Wei Ying was going to be Lan Zhan’s friend. Regardless of whether Lan Zhan himself remembered.
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Restless Rewatch: The Untamed, Episode 01
(Masterpost) (Next Episode)
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Warning: This is **FULL **of spoilers, not just for this episode but for the entire series. If you haven’t finished all 50 episodes, please don’t read it! 
Intro: 2020 continues to be much much too much while also being incredibly boring, and Im done with Shen Wei’s Lewks, so now I’m doing a deep meta dive into the Untamed. Let’s roll! 
Prologue: The Battle of Mordor
The Demise of our Protagonist
Unlike some other shows I won’t name, The Untamed kills its suicidal queer protagonist immediately, rather than waiting four seasons, so we know what we're in for. 
This is Wei Wuxian, who is about to yeet himself off of a cliff. He is having a bad day. 
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Note: if mouth blood bothers you...C-Drama might not be your thing. 
Reasons for mouth blood: a sampler
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Anyway...cliff time
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Note: if (fictional) suicide bothers you...C-Drama might not be your thing. 
To be fair there are hardly any suicides in The Untamed. No more than ...five? As long as you don’t count the entire population of the Wen Corporate Headquarters in Yiling or those wall bandits in Qinghe or Madame Yu or all those Wens who supposedly threw themselves into the mud puddle or that Mo guy who broke his own neck. Plus watching Wei Wuxian’s cliff drop several more times from multiple angles. So, you know. Hardly Any Suicides. 
This is Lan Wangji, who is about to have his first losing encounter with physics. He is having a bad day.
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In fact, if it is possible to have a worse day than the guy who is currently falling to his death, Lan Wangji is having that.
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This is Jiang Cheng, who is feeling extra stabby from this camera angle. He is having a bad day.
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Camera operator: why you gotta take it out on me? 
(Much, much more after the cut!)
The Amulet Situation
This is the Stygian Tiger Amulet. Yes, by all means, (Netflix) subtitles, let's use a 12-dollar word, “Stygian,” that every English speaker who is not a Shelley/Byron shipper will have to look up. Let’s not use a normal word like "deathly" or "corrupt" or you know... "Yin" which is clearly what they are saying on screen.
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Why does this tiger amulet look like a chameleon crossed with a remora? Wei Wuxian can paint photorealistic bunnies on a flimsy lantern while sitting in a field having distracting teenage lust, but two months of meditating with super magic gets him a tiger that looks like a chameleon. And don’t try telling me this is a traditional-Chinese-art vibe because this jade tiger from frickin 1000 BCE is way more tigerish than Wei Wuxian’s attempt. 
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Try harder next time, Wei Wuxian.
This is thousands of cultivators having a battle.  What do you mean, it looks like about 40-60 dudes?
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 Any time someone in The Untamed refers to a number of people, it is like when you do your high school play and look off into the wings at nothing and say “Hark, A Ship Approaches!” and everyone’s parents nod indulgently.
Jin Clan Mountain Hunt:
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*viewership nods indulgently*
This is Captain Blowhard, over on the right, courtesy name Clan Leader Yao. His job is to talk smack about Wei Wuxian and stick up for whoever is the biggest asshole in any given scene.  
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He represents mainstream cultivation-world values so here he is shanking one of his allies to take the deadly amulet of evilness.
The Present Day
Spilling All That Yiling Laozu Tea
Down at the Exposition Tea Shop, the Lan juniors are chilling and listening to Tea Dude tell the story of Yiling Laozu. 
How did they get permission to take this field trip? “Principal Qiran, we want to go downtown to hang out with the local rabble and learn about your favorite person, Wei Wuxian.”
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Waiting in the wings is the man with a fan and a plan, Nie Huaisan(g), who is paying tall loot to get these stories told.  
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...Why? Is Mo Xuanyu having tea here and listening? Or is Wei Wuxian being summoned back by hearing all this smack being talked about him? *Shrug.*
Gank Your Soul
Drunk flag guy out here talking about spirits. Wikipedia tells me that In one school of Daoist thought, a human being has a collection of physical souls (魄 pò) and ethereal souls (魂 hún). Drunk flag guy is saying “hún ” at the moment. 
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The many types of souls don’t translate well into English, where spiritual vocabulary has always been shackled connected to Christian beliefs, and is too limited for this context. So when the subtitles have conversations like “Is it a soul eater? No, no, it’s a spirit taker!” just roll with it. (Speaking of hún, if you have any interest in linguistics, do yourself a favor and go read all the wonderful meta @hunxi-guilai​)
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The spirit-carrying flag looks a lot like Raava and Vaatu from Korra which...probably doesn’t mean anything.
The Demise of our Trill Host
Suicide #2 happens about 8 minutes in. 
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Mo Xuanyu is that hippie roommate with the annoying wind chimes and bead curtains and blood spatter.
He is super mad at his terrible family and also at Jin Guangyao, who sent him home to his terrible family. I wonder if Fan Man Nie Huaisang influenced Jiggy’s decision-making there. Mo Xuanyu’s choice to die for revenge might be excessive, given how easy it actually is to murder the Mo family.
Being Alive Is Fine I Guess As Long As I Get To Fuck WIth People
Wei Wuxian starts his new life by splashing a little water on his face, which instantly makes his hair go from this
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to this. 
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He looks at his reflection and wishes he was dead, which--mood--but he gets over it as soon as he finds someone whose day he can fuck up.
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And he is ALL in on being crazy. 
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OP wishes she had the Wei Wuxian kind of crazy instead of the kind she actually has. 
Meanwhile, this is the sane Mo cousin:
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This asshole is wearing one of the best fabrics in the whole show, incidentally. Asshole.
My favorite bit of Wei-Mo craziness is when Wei Wuxian does a meaningless 360 all the way around this dude before ducking in the opposite direction, which is like when I make 4 right turns around a whole block to avoid making a single left across traffic.
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Perhaps I Do Miss One Thing In This Life
Wei Wuxian has pining thoughts about Lan Wangji, so he plays WangXian on a fucking blade of grass well enough for Sizhui to recognize it from his dad's guqin jams. 
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Wei Wuxian is a better flautist than even Inspector Gadget BeatBoxing Flute Guy (Google it).
Our Many Many Spirit Lure Flags have Lured A Spirit, Oh Shit
Lan Clan has a Plan and Wei Wuxian is a Fan
Having one single lure flag stuck in Wen Ning’s torso caused spirits to basically eat him alive, so to catch one evil spirit, 6 disciples holding flags on the roof plus 8 more flags on the ground seems like a good amount. Wei Wuxian is like “yep, a single one of these will lure every spirit for five miles, carry on, younglings.”
Baxia Does the Heavy Lifting
Wei Wuxian is supposed to kill four people because of this curse situation, and in the course of the series they all die, and he kills exactly zero of them. The curse on Wei Wuxian’s arm should be called the scorekeeper curse. 
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Baxia’s spirit pinballs around the Mo clan, rapidly killing three people on Mo Xuanyu’s list plus a couple extras for good measure.  Who's a good blade? Baxia is! Yess you are! Yes you are!
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This here is the exact point in the show where your friend, who has listened to you squee about The Untamed for three months and finally agreed to watch it with you, will say “what the fuck am I watching?” and try to get up off the couch. Tackle them! 
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This also the point where we all realize that the prosthetic and practical effects in this show were probably not made by the people who made the clothing, because the quality is...variable. The white eyeballs are pretty good, but the glove of death is ridiculous.
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Camera operator: why you gotta take it out on me?
While Baxia goes to town on the Mo clan, the Lan Clan babies...watch? And tie up the various victims after they are already goners. 
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Narrator: Her son is dead.
Meanwhile, 
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Wei Wuxian, you motherfucker. You’ve been alive for like 7 hours and you’re already building a new zombie army. No wonder you don’t want them to call Lan Wangji.
Hanguang-Jun Cut It Up One Time
Lan Wangji shows up and very slowly kicks zombie ass with his guqin. If you are used to Hong Kong action speeds, you will find The Untamed very peaceful.
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 All of the baby Lans fan squee up at Lan Wangji like he's the cultivation world's David Bowie and...they're not wrong. Jesus Fuck, he’s charismatic.
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Lan Wangji is soft boi when he discovers this murderous sword full of dead-bastard energy, because it reminds him of his true love.
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Like the talk about souls, the conversations about the nature of the murderous entity really don’t survive translation into English.
Servant: it’s a ghost! 
WWX: it’s not a ghost, it’s a spirit
Babies: It’s a spirit
LWJ: it’s not a spirit, it’s a [...] ghost
Our Protagonist gets the FOH
Wei Wuxian is soft boi when he sees Lan Wangji, but not so soft that he considers actually, like, sticking around. 
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Wei Wuxian is also clueless boi, noting Lan Wangji’s white clothing and thinking, as in the past, that he looks like he’s dressed in mourning. The term he uses is 戴孝, which google tells me means the type of outfit worn by Jiang Yanli after Wen Ning rips her husband’s heart out someone who is in mourning. 
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Actually, Wei Wuxian, you dumbass, he is in actual mourning, actually, for you. Dumbass. He probably packed away all of his blue outer robes 16 years ago and only takes them out occasionally to reminisce about that nice date you had on your mountain of corpses. 
On his way out the door Wei Wuxian manages to find a red ribbon for his beautiful hair, so things are looking up. 
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Where to go next...hey I know, how about that one haunted mountain with the killer statue, you know, the one that all my executed friends and child came from? That’ll be fun and a great way to put the past behind me!
Episode 02 Restless Rewatch is here!
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1. Hiii! Happy new year!!! Wish y’all the best! For the next itmf I’d like a fic where wangxian meets madame Lan, could be time travel, through inquiry or as a ghost! Thank you<3333
Every Mother's Son by Chrononautical (T, 11k, WangXian, Madam Lán Lives, Madam Lán Deserves Better, Madam Lán Leaves Cloud Recesses, Madam Lan rescues women from abusive husbands in feudal Japan and honestly that's so valid of her, mentions of rape/non-con between Madam Lan & Qingheng-Jun)
The Dreams of Youth by sami (E, 86k, wangxian, time travel, fix-it, family, not lan sect friendly, canon typical violence & gore, childhood friends to lovers, hurt/comfort, mothers who live, some people live/not everyone dies)
For Both Of Us (And Time Is But A Paper Moon) by sami (E, 65k, wangxian, JC & WWX; JC & LWJ, LWJ & LXC, Canonical Character Death, Mentions of Rape, not explicit but definitely referenced, Time Travel, Not Everyone Dies au, Canon-Typical Violence, Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort, WWX/babie tendencies, WQ is a queen in any reality, Healing, Yunmeng Shuangjie, Canon Divergence, Asexual JC, First Time, Getting Together, BAMF JC, BAMF LWJ, WWX finds new ways to be oblivious, seriously it surprised even us) lwj & jc time travel fix-it. lwj manages to save his mom & later get her away from the lan entirely.
Though I'm Gone (Still Think Of Me) by sami (M, 7k, wangxian, JC & WWX, LWJ & Madam Lan, Crack Treated Seriously, Crossover, WWX/WWX (kinda), honestly what did you expect, Chaos Gremlin WWX, Yunmeng Shuangjie, Asexual JC, JC & WWX reconciliation) involves an lwj whose mother died like in canon meeting his au still-living mother who was saved by time travel fix-it au. may make more sense if you've read "For Both Of Us (And Time Is But A Paper Moon)", but if you really just want lwj getting to hug & cry on his mom again you don't need more context than the fic contains.
if i had the strength by agloeian (M, 16k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Post-Sunshot Campaign, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Fix-It, somewhat of a case fic, Heaven Official's Blessing inspired gods & ghosts, No Spoilers for Heaven Official's Blessing, Mild Alcohol Abuse, Mental Health Issues, WWX is not in a great place for a lot of this fic, He Gets Better Though!, this fic is all about learning to give yourself the help you give others tbh, Baby LJY, recovery fic, Accidental Baby Acquisition) wangxian meet ghost mama lan
All Exits Look The Same by Ahlai (T, 14k, LSZ & LWJ, LXC & LWJ, Madam Lan & LWJ, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Madam Lán Lives, Family Feels, Healing, Grief/Mourning) lwj banished from the lan with a'yuan instead of getting whipped and winds up meeting his mother.
pale shadows of forgotten names by Chrononautical (T, 56k, wangxian, Madam Lán Lives, Madam Lán Deserves Better, Good Sibling LXC, Badass LXC, He gets there in the end it just takes a while, Not particularly JGY friendly, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Canon-Typical Behavior, Unresolved Sexual Tension, the universal fear of growing up to become one of your parents, Canon Divergence, Everyone Lives AU, Except WN but he's very polite, Arranged Marriage, Forced Marriage, Imprisonment, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, not between wangxian, Drunk LWJ, to lighten the mood, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Traumatized WWX, though he will not admit it, Taking time to heal, canon-typical communication skills)
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2. itmf wangxian double penetration fics, preferably with wwx bottoming but no strong preference. 3rd person can be another lwj/wwx or other character!
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3. This is an IITMF ask! I was looking through the shapeshifter tags and the comp on this site and I couldn’t find many wangxian stories where both WWX and LWZ were both dragons, and the ones I could find were very short. So that’s the quest, give me some recs where both of them are dragons. Long fics would be amazing, but any length is wanted. @omgnectarina
🔒 Dragons of Cloud Recesses Series by Vrishchika (E/M, 50k, WangXian, Dragons Dragon LWJ, Fantasy, Explicit Smut in Last Chapter, Pining, POV LWJ, Canon Divergence, Immortals, Deities, Canon-Typical Violence, Dragon WWX, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Mpreg, Sort Of, Tenderness, Non-Explicit Sex, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, supportive families, Not JC Friendly, Noodle Babies)
💖 Magical Marriage Ribbons series by starandrea (M, 1M, wangxian, ongoing, animal transformations, weddings) kinda?
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4. ITMF: animal whisperer wei ying? And/or baby whisperer Wei Ying? Idk I just want animal or babies to love wwx and come up to him or something. Doesn't have to be main point of the fic, or it can be. Please suggest log fics.
Baby Whisperer Wei Wuxian by Preludian_Staves (T, 15k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Not Jiang Clan Friendly, Arranged Marriage (eventually for reasons), Parent-Child Relationship, Soft WWX, Pining LWJ, Good Parent WWX, WWX Is Good With Children, Single Parent WWX, Fluff and Angst, Developing Relationship) it's not long but Wei Wuxian: Baby Whisperer is good. Maybe also Wei Wuxian's Home for Lost Creatures
Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures by Stratisphyre (G, 22k, WangXian, Fusion, Fluff, Single Dad LWJ, Near Drowning, injured animals, First Meetings, Falling In Love, Modern with Magic)
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5. Happy New Year, mods!!!
For the next ITMF, can you guys recommend some complete fics::
A) wwx and xue yang being bros, close, or related to eo. B) wwx is not a cultivator or any similar to this. C) lwj being vocal? like he knows and voice out his opinion/needs/wants.
5A)
a bird in your teeth by Eevee (ChaosBitch) (E, 61k, JYL/XY, wangxian, Let XY have nice things, Let JYL get some good dick, (sorry JZX I know you did your best), Past JYL/JZX, Past JYL/MM, All of the sex in this fic is consensual, But one of the participants IS a fierce corpse, JYL POV, Minor Character Death, I feel like this fic turned out surprisingly soft, but XY still does some onscreen murders, Implied/Referenced Torture, Mention of JGS's canon behavior, Mentions of XY's canon behavior, Also Wangxian is not the main pairing, but they're definitely here and stupider in love than ever, Angst, past XY/JGY, Hopeful Ending) WWX & XY are sort of awkward brothers-in-law in this
🔒 necromancy is a valid career path! series by coslyons, Skadiseven (T, 41k, WWX & XY, WQ & XY, WN & XY, WWX & WN & WQ, LSZ & XY, LWJ & XY, Granny Wen & XY, wangxian, Modern with Magic, Seattle, Necromancy, Found Family, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Gardens & Gardening, Mathematics, Running, and other crimes against Teenagers, XY is a shitty teen, sometimes a family can be, three mildly feral twenty-somethings, and the extremely feral teenager that adopts them, Growing Up, The Mortifying Ordeal of Realizing Your Pseudo-parents are People Too, Big brother XY, A-Yuan is a little gremlin, WWX is a much larger gremlin)
It's Wife Cake, Wei Ying by stiltonbasket (G, 3k, WangXian, Modern AU, Bakery, Baker WWX, First Meetings, Soft WangXian, ft. feral teenager xy, POV LWJ, Happy Ending, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Love at First Sight)
5B)
Copying Scriptures by chiyukimei (E, 31k, wangxian, graphic depictions of violence, Genius WWX, Palace, canon wangxian dynamics, Angst with a Happy Ending, LWJ Bites, LWJ is the baby of the Lan Clan, Good Uncle LQR, WangXian are parents, Fluff, Blood and Injury, Self-Harm)
As well as WWX's half of the Non-cultivator Wangxian comp
5C)
Respectable, Decent, and Quiet by Theotrix (E, 5k, WangXian, Porn with Feelings, Post-Canon, repressed lwj, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Loud Sex, Emotional release) Does being vocal during sex count?
Astilbe by moonflowers (E, 24k, WangXian, Minor NieLan, Developing 3zun, Canon Divergence, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, No Golden Core Transfer, No Sunshot Campaign, everyone is in their thirties, LWJ is a Confident Gay, Past LWJ/Other(s), Those are off screen though, Oblivious WWX, Compulsory Heterosexuality, LWJ & NHS Friendship, Besties in fact, Spring books, erotic art, Getting Together, Fluff, Humor, POV Alternating, Drinking, Masturbation, WWX Has a Bisexual Awakening, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, the smut is brief)
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6. Hi! Happy New Year! ✨
I was reading for sixth (or more) time "And time is but a paper moon" by sami, one of my favorite fics Wangxian and I thought, I need another confort fic like this.
Sth fix it, happy ending, all lived except the bad ones, Wangxian is together soon, you know, sth all confort.
So that's my ask for my first ITMF of 2024: sth all confort, canon divergence or time travel, Wangxian center if possible.
Thanks! ❤️ @wangxiansgirl
❤️ in case of fire, break glass by Jenrose (T, 65k, WangXian, Time Travel Fix-It, Post-Canon, Canon Divergence, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, unless I hate them, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, Genius Inventor WWX, NHS Finds His Calling, No Women Die)
Family by Quiet_crash (G, 57k, wangxian, Time Travel Fix-It, Grief/Mourning, Loss of Parent(s), Established Relationship)
❤️ Hope series by RoseThorne (T, 57k, wangxian, WWX & YZY, WWX & JFM, WWX & JYL, YZY/JFM, JC & WWX, LQR & WWX, LXC & JYL, Madam Jin & YZY, LQR & JFM, LXC & LWJ, Transmigration, Time Travel Fix-It, Illnesses, Family, Scars, Memory Loss, Angst, Crying, Music, Nosebleed, Fear, Recovery, Nightmares, Sharing a Bed, Flirting, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Good Parent YZY, Referenced Sexual Slavery, Blood and Gore, Monsters, Sexual Tension, betrothal, Arranged Marriage, Grief, Adoption, POV Third Person, POV Alternating, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Good Parent LQR, Clairvoyance, Butterfly Effect, Kid Fic, Epistolary, Food, Secrets, Resentful Energy, Cultivation Sect Politics, Character Death)
A Bell That Tells Us to Rise and Fight by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (T, 120k, WangXian, ChengQing, XuanLi, SongXiao, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Everyone Needs A Hug, Women Being Awesome, BAMF Women, Minor Character Death)
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7. Hello, could you please suggest some fics where wwx is transported (time travel/incense burner/...) in the time where lwg was mourning him and consoles him? Bonus points if lwg's still recovering from his punishment. Thank you for all the wonderful works you find!
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8. First time asking, but do you have recommendation of mdzs characters watching but instead of the untamed/novel/manhua their reacting to fanfictions or alternate universe? That's all thank you.
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9. Itmf fics where wwx is raised/from a different sect or clan or common family other than the 5 great ole sects? If u could find long fics please?
Copying Scriptures by chiyukimei (E, 31k, wangxian, graphic depictions of violence, Genius WWX, Palace, canon wangxian dynamics, Angst with a Happy Ending, LWJ Bites, LWJ is the baby of the Lan Clan, Good Uncle LQR, WangXian are parents, Fluff, Blood and Injury, Self-Harm) (link in 5B) As well as WWX's half of the Non-cultivator Wangxian comp (link in 5B)
the fic where WWX was raised by the He clan (I forgot the name)
every world, every universe by glitteringmoonlight (T, 5k, wangxian, HS & WWX, Canon Divergence, WWX is in Tingshan He, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, (not that he was in canon but I digress), Fix-It of Sorts, Genius WWX) WWX is the He sect head disciple in ' every world, every universe' by glitteringmoonlight
what builds a home by Stratisphyre (T, 45k, WangXian, MY & WWX, Canon Divergence, Adopted WWX, POV Multiple, warning for JGS behaving exactly as expected, child endangerment, Brother Feels, Minor Character Death) meng shi leaves the brothel and winds up raising wwx and xy alongside my
Become Tomorrow by ShanaStoryteller (Not rated, 39k, wangxian, BSSR/LY, Alternate Universe, a story full of tragic pining gays, and one chaotic gremlin, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, WWX is BSSR's disciple) wwx raised by bssr
Cartwheels In Cloud Recesses Series by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 23k, WangXian, CSSR/WCZ, CSSR and WCZ Live, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Cloud Recesses Shenanigans)
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10. Hi! Happy New Year. I'm in the mood for a fic in which the juniors find wwx really attractive. Wangxian endgame, whether they are already together or not in the beginning doesn't matter. Also a-yuan is wwx's son, and the juniors are his friends or classmates. Whatever timeline the story was set does not matter to me. I just find it funny that a-yuan is so done with his friends simping over his dad. Thanks in advance!!! @yunshenlianhua
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11. Hi! Thank you for all your work running this page! I've found so many great fics here, your compilations are awesome! For my first ever ITMF ask, I'm looking for fic where WWX and LWJ get to fall in love and get engaged and/or married during the CR study arc. I love seeing them able to get together early and tackle things together instead of being separated for so long without talking things through. Can be time travel, canon divergence, fix-it (my favorite!), anything except modern AU, and the closer to canon setting the better, because butterfly effects are so fun to read! (I've already read all of sami's Paper Moon stuff, for example) Thank you again, hope you have a great day! @queerlyloud
🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 742k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement) Canon Divergence AU during CRSA where WX get engaged & later married
I Have Arranged to Tie You to Me by xxxMiaHikarixxx (G, 47k, WIP, WangXian, Lan protective team, Time Travel, Past, LWJ oriented, Arranged Marriage, Boys In Love, Soulmates, Fix-It, Jiang siblings, not jiang parents friendly, JC is slowly becoming a good sibling, Soft LWJ, Protective LWJ, Genius WWX) maybe I Have Arranged to Tie You to Me which is a WIP with an early betrothal after Lan Zahn time travels.
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12. ITMF: Hello! I am looking for modern aus where cultivation is studied scientifically/academically, especially if WWX or LWJ is used as a lab rat. Similar fics to “The Shade of Old Trees” by Kryal and “Truth Will Out (when caught on video)” by KizuKatana: currently loving these wips!! Thank you so much! @gloriousclotpole
Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy (T, 87k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, modern cultivation au, Kind of academia AU, Music, Kid Fic, Action/Adventure, To An Extent, Original Character(s), Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending) The fic mentioned but not remembered for #12 might be Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy / for 12 I know there's a fic about LWJ and WWX working together to rediscover musical cultivation from the old Lan texts, but I can't remember the title right now
💖 One Can Keep A Secret (If He Does Not Know It’s There)by H_Belle (T, 5k, wangxian, NHS & WWX, modern w/ cultivation, inventor WWX, secret identity, identity reveal, YLLZ WWX, rogue cultivator WWX, pining LWJ, WWX pov)
but his smile never dimmed by Stratisphyre (G, 9k, LQR & WWX, modern cultivation, College/University, WWX's canonical self-worth issues, Reasonable Authority Figure LQR, depiction of panic attacks, no plot only feelings, Parenthood, JFM's A+ parenting)
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13. hiiii, thanks for your hard work! itmf some fics that have humor with wangxian or maybe even with family, thanksss @aquiver-heart
❤️ The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, LJY & WWX, LJY & LSZ, wangxian, possession, cohabitation)
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14. Hi itmf
Can I please get any fic of wangxian as parents just helping their adopted kid out of a bad mental phase ? Or any mdzs character?
Ik it's difficult but please it will help a lot
Thicker Than the Water of the Womb by bubblebubblebubbletea (M, 31k, wangian, JL/LSZ, WIP, Past Rape/Non-con, found family au, WWX is trying to give them the life he never had, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, LWJ has asd, WWX Has ADHD, WWX Has PTSD, Depression, Anxiety, Autistic Character, Selectively Mute LWJ, JYL is the best mother ever, Homophobic Language, minor homophobia from background characters)
a thousand fragile and unprovable things by theLoyalRoyalGuard (G, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Trans Male Character, Trans MXY, MXY Deserves Happiness, Best Dads Wangxian, Handwaving The Legal System With The Power of LWJ, A little bit of angst, mostly soft, Happy Ending, Gender Happiness, Let LWJ Wear Skirts Agenda, Additional Warnings In Author's Note)
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15. Hello! For your next ITMF, could you please add an ask for some good canon-era SongXiao fixits or HEAs? Doesn't have to be the main focus, in fact I'd be fine if it's just a small piece of a larger Wangxian story, it's just that I've been listening to the audio drama and it gave me some major Yi City blues. No Songxuexiao, please. Thank you! @ladysalieri
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16. hello!! hoping to find 30k words+ fics about wgxn and their post canon shenanigans :]] preferably as close as possible to their canon selves!! thank you :D nsfw is fine no nfsw is fine mainly just looking for 'extension to the story'!!
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17. fics where lqr or the juniors r so tired of them being ridiculously in love just silly little short stories
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If you didn’t get an answer to your ask here, don’t forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme and MDZS KINK MEME on Dreamwidth. Authors actually do use them for ideas. You may get what you order!***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink! Fluff, crack, whatever - it’s all good!***
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sarah-yyy · 4 years
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oooo i do have a potential prompt for rp verse! a wangxian wedding (if we're in a fluff mood) or some mild sads "lwj: you stopped calling me by my name" or like council of elders summoning wwx and being dicks to him about the marriage (😒) either way the choice is up to you!! i hope these prompts fit, if not no stress! i will be happy with whatever rp verse update you bring 🥰
OKAY bear with me for a hot second, i started out writing the rp verse wangxian wedding, but midway through it turned into........wangxian wedding if the war hadn’t happened in the rp verse, and lwj and wwx weren’t in love yet, so i guess this is an au to the rp verse, but i had to write this TWO WHOLEASS TIMES because i command+w the first time as i was almost done, 没有功劳也有苦劳, so i hope y’all at least like it a little sdklfjdgfdkjhg
Lan Wangji stills his steps the third time he sees Wei Wuxian sway on his feet, limbs loose from the wine that Lan Wangji knows he was stealing sips of all throughout the ceremony. 
They are still a few minutes’ walk away from Lan Wangji’s chambers, and the quickest route back involves several turns through the various pavilions in his manor. It will not do for Wei Wuxian to run into an accident on their wedding night; the Jiangs, Jiang Wanyin in particular, will take offence, and think that Lan Wangji is trying to get rid of his newly-wedded husband. 
He quickens his pace when he notices Wei Wuxian about to walk into a pillar, and scoops him up into his arms instead. 
Wei Wuxian blinks up at him. “Er-dianxia, is that you?” he croaks out. “Am I...drunk?” 
“Mn,” Lan Wangji affirms. He adjusts his hold on Wei Wuxian. “Do not throw up on me,” he tells Wei Wuxian, and then begins walking in the direction of his chambers. 
Lan Wangji’s plan has always been to marry Wei Wuxian, and bring him into Lan Wangji’s household, and still try his best to maintain a separate life from the other man. Neither of them had a choice in this marriage, but Lan Wangji can at least ensure his own comfort post-marriage. Lan Wangji’s manor is large, and he has ordered for Wei Wuxian’s chambers to be set up far away enough from him that he would be able to get away with not running into Wei Wuxian on a daily basis if he times his schedule well enough. 
He would leave Wei Wuxian to do whatever he likes, grant him whatever freedom he seeks; it will be the most he can do for Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian will be disappointed, but he will come to terms with it - after all, it’s not like Lan Wangji ever gave him cause to expect that their marriage will be anything more than what it is on papers. 
“Er-dianxia,” Wei Wuxian groans out. “Slow down? My head hurts.”
“Drinking is forbidden in the royal family,” Lan Wangji tells him, but he slows his pace, all the same. It is a cool and breezy night out. Lan Wangji thinks he might’ve played his guqin tonight, out in the garden where the peonies are blooming, if Wei Wuxian had been a little less inebriated, as a gesture of goodwill to the other man. Wei Wuxian had always wanted Lan Wangji to play for him when they were younger. “Tonight is an exception, but you should follow the Lan sect rules when you’re in the company of the royal court, now that you’ve married into the family.”
“And when I’m not in the company of the royal court?” Wei Wuxian asks. 
“Then you may do whatever you wish,” Lan Wangji says simply. He has no wish to impose rules on Wei Wuxian’s life for no reason, bearing in mind that Wei Wuxian, like himself, had little choice in the arrangement that led to their marriage. “Your life is yours to control.”
“You have no expectations of me?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Nothing you wish I would do, or not do, as...your husband?” 
Lan Wangji can feel the weight of Wei Wuxian’s gaze on him, but he keeps his eyes steadily ahead. “Do whatever you wish,” he says again. “Everything remains as it used to be. Nothing has changed for me, save for the fact that we have officially taken our marital bows.” 
Wei Wuxian tenses in his arms. “You’re so cruel to me, er-dianxia,” he whispers, and then doesn’t say anything anymore. 
Wei Wuxian’s words bring a tightness to Lan Wangji’s chest that he cannot explain. He finishes the walk to his chambers silently, with Wei Wuxian held snugly in his arms.
Back in the privacy of his room, he sets Wei Wuxian down on his bed. 
The servants have already brought him the tea that he usually drinks before he retires for the night. He pours a cup of the still-warm tea, and brings it to Wei Wuxian.
“Drink,” he tells Wei Wuxian. 
Wei Wuxian stares up at him. He looks a lot more sober now, and his eyes are-
Sad. 
“Your head will hurt more tomorrow,” Lan Wangji says, bringing the cup of tea closer to Wei Wuxian’s hands. The sadness in Wei Wuxian’s eyes disturbs him. He wishes he knew how to make it go away. “Drink.” 
Wei Wuxian’s fingers close over Lan Wangji’s wrist, and he brings the proffered cup of tea to his lips. “Not a jiaobei jiu, but close enough,” he murmurs, and downs the tea. 
Lan Wangji’s heartbeat quickens inexplicably, but before he is able to make sense of it, Wei Wuxian drops his wrist, and stands from Lan Wangji’s bed.
“I’ll take the floor,” he offers. “I don’t mind, if it’s just for the night.”
Lan Wangji hadn’t even considered this an option, before Wei Wuxian had said it. He had naturally assumed that they would share the bed. It would just be for the night, after all. 
“I will do it,” Lan Wangji tells him. “I sleep lightly, and I will wake if I hear the servants come in.” 
The corner of Wei Wuxian’s lips lift slightly, but that isn’t a smile on Wei Wuxian’s face. Lan Wangji has seen Wei Wuxian smile genuinely before, and he has seen Wei Wuxian force himself to smile before. This is a far cry from either. 
Wei Wuxian is sad. Lan Wangji has somehow managed to make him sad again. 
“Am I truly so terrible that you would rather sleep on the floor, than to consider the possibility of sharing a bed with me?” he murmurs. He takes a step towards Lan Wangji, and then another, until they’re pressed almost chest to chest. “Earlier today… I entertained the thought of being able to kiss you tonight,” he whispers. 
Lan Wangji freezes. He feels his ears warm.
“You’re always beautiful, Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian continues. “But even more so today. I wanted to kiss you. I still want to.”
There is little reason to refuse. Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are lawfully married. Wei Wuxian is his husband. It is not inappropriate for Wei Wuxian to ask for a kiss, or for Lan Wangji to want to agree to it. It will not be wrong for Lan Wangji to want to wrap his arms around Wei Wuxian’s waist, to draw him close, to bite down on the plump of Wei Wuxian’s plush lips. 
The force of his sudden desire startles him, and he drops the teacup in his hand.
The noise of the shattering glass seems to wake Wei Wuxian up. He takes two quick steps back away from Lan Wangji. 
“I overstepped,” he murmurs, eyes downcast. “I apologise, er-dianxia.” 
“Lan Zhan,” Lan Wangji says, after a long pause. Wei Wuxian had used it, just moments ago, and it was...pleasing to hear. It’s a selfish desire, he thinks, to want to hear his name from Wei Wuxian’s lips again. “You may address me familiarly, now that we are married.” 
Wei Wuxian shakes his head. “I’d rather not, er-dianxia. I’m afraid I’ll forget my place,” he says. His voice shakes. “I’ll sleep up on the roof,” he tells Lan Wangji. “I’ll be discrete. No-one will see me up there.”
Lan Wangji doesn’t stop him as he leaves.  
(buy me a kofi! // more rebuttable presumption)
* jiaobei jiu = 交杯酒 = lit. crossed-cups wine; chinese wedding custom where the married couple links their arms and drinks to their marriage
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今朝有酒今朝醉 
Today there is liquor so today we get drunk
- Luo Yin,  Tang Dynasty Poet
@fytheuntamed‘s Untamed Fall Fest. Day 31: Wei Wuxian and @mdzsnet‘s Mo Dao Zu Shi Fifth Anniversary Event, Oct 31: Wei Wuxian
Happy Birthday Wei Wuxian! I hope you drink all the booze you want and end up the happiest, most fun kind of drunk.
自遣  Diverting Myself [1]
- 罗隐〔唐〕 Luo Yin (Tang)
得即高歌失即休,I loudly sing at boons and ward off sorrows during losses.
多愁多恨亦悠悠。Despite much worry and hatred I remain leisurely
今朝有酒今朝醉,Today there is liquor, today we get drunk.
明日愁来明日愁。The worries that come tomorrow can be worried about tomorrow.
[1] Diversion, as in from bad thoughts or to pass time. I’m not sure which one is more accurate but it’s can mean both. 
[This translation is ROUGH. Apologies. I wanted to share anyway so you get a sense of what the poem is about.]
The mood of this poem is very WWX to me. we always hear he has a smiling face and see him smile. And he keeps on smiling though EVERYTHING. Even when he’s about to fling himself off a cliff he’s laughing in sorrow and then smiling in relief. 
I hope WWX can drink and be HAPPY on his birthday. I hope that the worries and sorrows of being WWX won’t be able to harm him. I hope LWJ spoils him with kisses and bunnies, with spicy food and good booze, and with music and words that make him protest his heart can’t take it. 
Happy birthday Wei Wuxian. Thank you for being in my life. 
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attilarrific · 3 years
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re the ask game, i very often think of the new year fic and jc saying “Please, for fuck’s sake, someone take pity on me and kill one of us. I don’t even care if it’s him or me” because it's so hilarious i had to laugh until i cried. and lxc calling wwx stupid and stunning him with it was priceless, their whole conversation was. and how could i not mention the cinderella fic where wwx tells lwj he makes him feel calm and safe and like he can rest, while lwj's heart beats wildly. it melts my heart
Ahhhh, thank you! Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen are truly just embodying the sibling mood of "no one in the entire world is stupider than my brother" in that fic. (Incidentally, while this did not make it into the fic, Lan Xichen wasn't actually at the Nightless City club when all that shit went down, so he is yelling internally, "Wangji, you didn't think to mention that he was practically passed out drunk at the time?")
And someone making you feel safe is truly A Thing for me, and that's definitely the fic where it shows up most obviously. That's Just Love, you know?
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