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amazingmsme · 1 year

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Wanna Say That To My Face?

AN: My first Glitch Techs fic! This was so much fun to write, I love these funky lil dudes so much! If you haven't watched the show yet I couldn't recommend it enough! I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do!

Mitch was being his classic charming self, and Five was so over it. Earlier that morning, Miko was gushing about some new game she was totally in love with, only for Mitch to waltz right by and spoil the ending. She was practically foaming at the mouth, and it took all the strength Five could muster to hold her back.

While hanging in the break room, Zahra was complimenting Five on another job well done. They were in the middle of discussing the glitches they caught when Mitch walked in, grabbing a snack from the fridge, pausing to listen to the conversation.

"Zahra, you got something right here," he interrupted, pointing near the corner of his mouth. The he leaned in and squinted, "Oh it's a pimple, my bad. Never mind." He shrugged it off, leaving Zahra's mouth gaping open in shock. Five was just as shook.

"I-I um, I'll talk to you later Five, Phil had asked to see me after my break. Don't wanna keep him waiting." She glared at Mitch, stomping his foot before storming off. He cried out in pain, hopping on one foot as he watched her leave, cursing under his breath. As soon as the door closed, Five snapped.

"What the hell? Why did you say that to her?"

Mitch just shrugged. "I really thought she had something on her face. It was my mistake, honest," he apologized, but the hint of a smirk proved he wasn't sincere.

"Well it was rude and uncalled for. Some people are really self conscious about their skin, and it's because of comments like that," he hissed, having been in Zahra's shoes more than once.

"Sorry, I just can't relate. What with my skin being so flawless and all," he bragged. Five scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Whatever dude." He walked over to the door, pausing before he left. "You should apologize." With that, he closed the door, glad to get away from Mitch. He sighed in relief, opening his eyes.

He jumped with a startled yelp when he saw a fuming Miko barreling towards him. "Mitch did WHAT?" she yelled, trying to shove her way past Five to the door of the break room.

Phil rounded the corner, smiling when he saw them. They both stopped squabbling and straightened up.

"Hey, just the two techs I wanted to see. Got a mission for ya, but you'll need back up. Where's Mitch?"

"Right here," he said, walking up from behind, startling the two.

"Perfect head over there and take care of it." When none of them made to move, he let out a tired sigh."Now please." They kicked it into gear and went to their respective vans in the parking lot.

Miko spent the entire ride complaining about the way Mitch had been acting.

"Seriously, justwhodoes this guy think he is? You NEVER spoil a game for someone!" she exclaimed, pounding her fist on the center console. "And then what he said to Zahra? He's lucky I don't shoot him with my gauntlet on the mission! Actually, I think I will," she huffed, crossing her arms and sticking her nose in the air.

"Miko,"Five half warned, half pleaded with her.

"What? Just a little accident. Friendly fire an' all."

"You really wanna stoop to his level like that?" he asked.

"Noooo," she whined, slumping in her seat.

"Look, just take your anger out on the glitch. Then we can finish the mission and try to avoid Mitch the rest of the day. How's that sound?" he asked, reaching for a compromise.

"Deal squeal, banana peel!" she chirped, giving his shoulder a playful punch. He chuckled, shaking his head as he put the van in park.

Needless to say, the mission didn't go as planned. The glitch was harder to beat than expected, and ended up flattening Five and Miko's van in the process. Mitch kept throwing himself in the line of fire, collecting as much XP as he could, as per usual. And he couldn't help but make snide, teasing comments at the other's expense during the fight. Miko poured all her rage into her attacks, but the nonstop brag fest and insult brigade just made Five tired.

Mitch delivered the final blast, sucking the writhing glitch into his gauntlet.

"Another job well done! For me. You two need to pick up the pace if you wanna keep up with me," he teased, laughing as he walked over to his van, hopping in the driver's seat. He was going to spout off another sly comment, but stopped short when he saw Miko crouching over the heap of scraps that used to be their van. She huffed, dejectedly kicking at it with her foot.

"This is just great, how're we gonna get back to HQ?" she asked, draping herself against Five dramatically.

"Quit your whining, you can catch a ride with me," Mitch offered. She crossed her arms, glaring him up and down.

"I think I'd rather walk," she said pointedly.

"C'mon Miko, let's just go," Five coaxed, already walking to the car. She reluctantly followed, throwing herself in the backseat with enough force to rock the van slightly.

"What's eatingyou,"Mitch snarked from the front seat.

"Oho that's rich! I could ask you the same thing!" she shot back. He narrowed his eyes at her.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means you've been a real jerk today! And Five agrees with me."

"Aaah, don't pull me into this please," Five said, eyes wide as he looked back and forth between the two. "But... she does have a point."

"Oh blah blah blah, spare me your lecture," he sassed, moving his hand so it mimicked a talking mouth.

"You know what? No. You've been really rude today, and I'm getting sick of it!" Five snapped. Mitch looked impressed.

"Alright, fine, I'm sorry, is that what you want to hear?" he conceded, not wanting to deal with this.

"Actually, yes. Was that seriously so hard?"

"Yes," he answered immediately, earning a stifled giggle from the backseat. He whipped around to glare at her, effectively shutting her up.

"Oh lighten up dude. It wouldn't kill you to smile," Five teased, reaching out to squeeze Mitch's side. His icy stare melted away as a startled giggly gasp slipped past his lips. His hand immediately snatched Five's wrist, his steely gaze now fixated on him. He wasn't phased in the slightest. In fact, he was beaming from ear to ear.

Mitch sneered, "Wipe that stupid grin off your face!"

Five smirked, twisting out of his grip to poke him in the ribs, earning a strangled squeak.

"Stop that!" he growled, slapping his hand away.

Five giggled at his outburst. "No way, you're ticklish?" he asked, more genuine than teasing, and that was entirely worse in Mitch's humble opinion.

"Hardly. But if youever try that again, I will see to it that your life is a living hell! Got that," he threatened. Miko, who was now right behind him and poised to strike, deflated and flopped back in her seat. He turned around, giving her the universal "I have my eye on you" signal.

"Dramatic much?"

"I saidgot it?"

"Yeah yeah, I read you loud an' clear."

"And you?"

Five rolled his eyes into the back of his head when he heard himself be addressed. "Yeah, sure, whatever you say..." he absentmindedly agreed, buckling his seatbelt. Satisfied, Mitch started to drive out of the alley they were parked in. Five turned towards the window and muttered under his breath,"Bitch Williams."

The car slammed to a halt, jerking them forward in their seats.

"What the-"

"What did you just call me?"

"N-nothing, I swear!"

"You sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure I just heard you call me Bitch Williams!" Miko silently watched from the backseat, not daring to make a sound. She didn't want to miss whatever was about to go down.

"Mitch! I said Mitch!" Five insisted. Mitch shook his head.

"I know what I heard."

"Well if you're mad about it, maybe you should stop acting like one. Then we wouldn't have to call you that," he deadpanned.

"Did you saywe?"

Uh oh.

"Did- did I? I-I didn't really mean it like that, it was more in the metaphorical sense-"

"Who else has been calling me that?" he hissed, invading Five's personal space. He shrunk in the seat.

"Just me okay! Sheesh," he admitted and Mitch finally backed off. "Look I'm sorry, but you've been a real jerk today. I don't know what it is, but you're more... Mitchy than usual," he explained.

"Excuse me, did you just use my name as an insult?" Mitch asked, jaw dropped to the floor. Five shrugged.

"If you wanna take it that way. Let's just get back to HQ, alright?" he asked, but the shadow that loomed over him hinted that wouldn't be the case.

"Oho no. If you think I'm just gonna let that slide, you're sorely mistaken," he purred. Five gulped nervously.

"W-what're you gonna do?" he asked. Mitch cracked his knuckles, then his neck.

"Something I should've done a long time ago." Five didn't know what that meant, but it couldn't be good. So he braced himself for the worst. The last thing he expected Mitch to do was grab his wrist and hoist his arm above his head before attacking his now exposed armpit.

"Ahahaha Mihitch! What're you dohohoing?" he asked, giggles bubbling up his throat and spilling out.

"Just giving you a taste of your own medicine," he quipped, reaching behind him get his other side as well.

"But Ihihi baharely touched yohohou!" he argued. His protest dissolved into shrill laughter as he curled up in a defensive ball. Mitch merely shrugged and continued the ticklish onslaught.

"Yeah, but you gave me the idea. Besides, I can't just let this slide. You should know better than to insult Mitch Williams!" he said, having to raise his voice to be heard over Five's shrill laughter. Because he already buckled his seatbelt, he was trapped in his seat, completely at the mercy of his cruel coworker.

"But you deseheherved ihihit!" Five argued through his growing hysterics. Mitch paused his attack to gasp dramatically before diving back in with renewed vigor.

"Excuse you, I don't deserve anything!" he shot back, not exactly thinking about how it would sound.

"You got that right!" Miko sassed from the back seat, hands on her hips but sporting an amused grin.

"Mihihiko hehehelp mehe!" Five pleaded. She was just about to spring into action when Mitch stuck his arm out towards her, stopping her dead in her tracks.

"Ah ah, you so much asthink about helping him and you're next," he playfully threatened wiggling his fingers at him. A small squeak slipped out as she settled back in her seat.

"Sorry Five, you heard him. But um, you're doing great?" she apologized, trying to sound encouraging but clearly not knowing what to say. Mitch gave a satisfied hum and went back to work. Five's arms flailed around in a lame attempt to swat his hands away. Mitch easily evaded his swinging arms, managing to find his most ticklish spots.

Five shrieked and sunk lower in his seat, giggles continuing to flow freely from his mouth. Mitch cackled along with him, though the sound was more villainous and threatening than mirthful. But it was playful and goofy, and so unlike the gamer, that Five couldn't entirely hate him for it.

"Mihihitch plehehease!" he begged, hiccups mingling with his infectious laughter. Miko couldn't help but coo at the scene, secretly getting a video on her phone. The opportunity was just too good to pass up.

"Please what?" he asked, feigning cluelessness. His skilled fingers worked up and down his torso, effectively turning Five into a useless, giggling heap.

"Hahahave mehehercyyyy!" he shrieked, shirt riding up from all of his squirming. Mitch took advantage of the newly exposed skin, clawing at his belly.

"Ohoho, when have Iever been known to show mercy?" he teased, raking his fingers over his ribs.

"N-nehehever!" Five admitted, realizing the pickle he'd gotten himself in. Mitch chuckled evilly, pinching at his side.

"That's right! So why would I show you mercy when I'm having soooo much fun?" he taunted. Such words coming from the older glitch tech's mouth would've sent him reeling if he wasn't so busy laughing.The Mitch Williams admitting to havingfun with his coworkers? Unheard of.

He latched onto Five's wrist, hoisting his arm in the air. His eyes flew wide open as he desperately tugged on his trapped arm. Nervous giggles bubbled up his throat and he leaned as far away as he could with the seatbelt keeping him in place.

Mitch wiggled his fingers in the air menacingly, inching closer until he struck. A shrill scream filled the air before it gave way to bright laughter. Five lurched forward in his seat suddenly, causing the seatbelt to seize. When he leaned back, the seatbelt made that dreadful clicking sound that meant you could no longer move, and Five knew he was utterly screwed. With his free hand, he reached over to unbuckle himself. He immediately pressed against the door of the van to get as far away from Mitch as he could.

Mitch was just about to crawl across the seat to continue his attack when an arm suddenly blocked his path, effectively clotheslining him. A choked sound escaped his throat as he shot a harsh glare towards the culprit.

"I think you've had enough "fun" for now. Poor Five can barely breathe!" she reasoned, gesturing at her friend wildly.

He weakly waved her off as he panted for breath. "I'm fine. Thanks Miko."

"See? He's fine!" Mitch exclaimed, reaching over to pinch his blushing cheek. Five swatted him away, making him chuckle as he settled back into the driver's seat. After making sure they both were buckled, he zoomed off, making it back to headquarters in record time.

Five couldn't get out of the van fast enough, Miko following shortly. They were walking through the parking lot when Mitch barged between them, hooking his arms around their shoulders.

"Oho man, working with you two just got alot more fun," he taunted in a low, menacing voice. He pinched both of their sides, eliciting a shriek and a squeal from Five and Miko respectively. He laughed to himself as he walked away with a bounce in his step.

"Man I hate that guy," Five said, crossing his arms. Mitch turned around to face them, walking backwards as he spoke.

"I heard that! And no you don't. 'Cause I'm Mitch Williams!" he cheered, turning back around and pumping a fist in the air.

Miko rolled her eyes dramatically. "I hate when he's right." Five let out a long suffering sigh.

"Yeah, me too."

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