#fucking love you andrew garfield

[jakejeffreyperalta]

apart from literally being about a guy who got bitten by a spider and got superpowers the most unrealistic about the amazing spiderman was that NOBODY had a crush on peter. fym 2012 andrew garfield goes to your school, is a top student, skateboards, wears glasses and takes pictures and NOBODY likes him. LIES.

#AND GWEN ???? FUCKING HELL #do not be queer and watch that movie it WILL kill you #andrew garfield the man that u are i love you deeply #the amazing spiderman #the amazing spider man #andrew garfield #peter parker #emma stone #gwen stacy #spiderman

[tsnbrainrot]

How Did They Ever Make a Movie of Facebook? (2011) Andrew Garfield & Jesse Eisenberg

#me: rewatching the making of the social network will deal me ZERO psychological damages #whatever the fuck that is: SURPRISE BITCH #andrew garfield #tsn #jesse eisenberg #me: #ive connected the dots [between mid20s andrew garfied's needy personality and jesse eisenberg's bde] #everyone else: you didnt connect shit !!! #me: ive connected them #the social network #i love that tumblrinas are all the same and havent changed at all in the past 12 years #aka we’re all 2 sec away from a tsn rpf breakdown if we think about it too hard

[sincericida]

Andrew Garfield and your pirouette at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards (September 12, 2022)

#andrew garfield #and you pirouette #andrew garfield ruined me for the others men #and i like it #and i love him #so flawless #real dilfiness #dilf energy #i need him in my bed #why so fucking sexy #unholy thoughts #it's his fault #series #emmys 2022 #primetime emmys #emmys #emmy awards #under the banner of heaven #utboh #jeb pyre #tick tick boom #jonathan larson #peter parker #spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #the amazing spider man #sincericida #gif #my gifs

[tacoreib]

#hes so fine #i need him so fucking bad #i love him your honor #i need him biblically #andrew garfield #and my man thank you to my man #i want him to do very unspeakable things to me

[vesperscas]

DEANCAS⏤ MAKING A GARDEN/ COMING HOME

to love and to be loved is to rest, howelljenkins // andrew garfield's search for the sublime, gq magazine // snow and dirty rain, richard siken // oxygen, mary oliver // i can hear the world going on outside, sue zhao // tombstone, 13x6 script // andrea del sarto, robert browning

#destiel #deancas #web weaving #spn web weaving #just so you know the djinn dream screencap really fucked me up it was so oversaturated i could feel my eyes bleed #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural edit #this started with the andrew garfield quote actually #bro got me clutching my chest while reading it #anyways. its all about gentleness after violence #the love that is born out of pain #and also domestic deancas living in lakehouse core

[ghost-proofbaby]

alright i'm off to bed because i have to be up in about three hours to open.

this has all been very fun. i now have a divorce count of two. i wrote 3k words and the request one shot is still not finished. quite the productive night, if you ask me.

goodnight everyone <3

except roe and gia. i'll see y'all in court.

#as the great andrew garfield once said #lawyer up assholes #jk jk i love you both so fucking much #please no one ever take me seriously on this app #i come on here i cause chaos and then i retreat for several days to write nonsense

[liz-allyn]

Fuck you and fuck blaze

Ooh… is this a tasm peter prompt? I don’t take requests but I’ll give it a shot!

You own a small, quaint bookshop, researching ways to advertise (as your last effort, screaming obscenities at passersbys, proved unfruitful) when suddenly. you see him.

oh.

(See I gave you the acclaimed ‘oh’ because im an artist)

It’s Andrew motherhubbin Garfield

He walks into your shop, dressed head to toe in black, specifically comprised of a straight-fit jacket with notched collar and wide fluid trousers, by Saint Laurent, both in black and silver pinstripe wool, a “Yves” collar shirt in black-matte silk with a shiny stripe, a striped silk lavalliere, which is similar but more relaxed than an ascot, and finally Saint Laurent’s Vassili Chelsea leather boots, which feature a Cuban heel that marries nicely with his ‘reading poetry on a chill Thursday morning at 11am’ vibe.

“Hello he said I am Andrew Garfield. I am looking for poetry to read all this chill Thursday morning.”

 You were overwhelmed with shock. This was your favorite actor ever except he really hated the Spider-Man movies. You really hate all forms of commercialism.  Even more, you hated the Social Network. You hate anything that glorifies commercialism especially in a social context.  You also felt like Hacksaw Ridge was garbage, Silence was boring, Tick Tick Boom could literally suck a dick and die, and Under the Silver Lake was stupid, and although mainstream kinda got you, you hated it for being shown commercially in a theater.

“ wow that’s a lot”  he said.

 “Oh, I said all that out loud?” You say

“Yes,” he says, as he flutters his long lashes over his Amber golden eyes.  “You did. So do you have a book on poetry?”

“ Sorry, sometimes I just don’t know how to talk to people,” you said. “I spend a lot of time alone writing hateful messages online. It’s just that I hate commercialism, and I hate advertising so much, but more than anything I hate fire. Fire is bad, and it killed my whole family, which left me as an orphan.  Anything fire related is awful.”

“ wow he said “what an amazing story. I hope you don’t think this is too forward but I really think we should fuck.”

“ That is crazy” you exclaim. “People tell me I should get fucked all the time!” Then, as you sigh prettily you say, “I have Prince Harry’s memoir in stock, want to fuck on top of that?”

Andrew says “that’s edgy. I like it. But first, my friend Lin Manuel Miranda and I agre going to a basketball game snd he has an extra ticket. Would you like to go?”

“Omg,” you say, hyperventilating as you grin wide. “I hated Hamilton so much.”

Andrew laughs, “really no one says that. I’ve never heard that before.” You stare at his pouty cherry lips and his Greek-carved marble jaw and then you go to the basketball game with him. You sit court side, which is lame, because you’re right next to Lin manual and he’s next to tobey maguire, whose giant swimming pool blue eyes are distracting.

But it’s okay, you realize as Andrew grips your thigh. There’s nothing commercial about this at all so it can’t hurt you. Portland is the opposing team and it can’t hurt you in your safe space. And after this your gonna get railed. Not just by Andrew Garfield, but by the Portland Trail Blazers.

The end!

Thanks for reading anon!

#sorry lol #salty anon #salty fic prompts you never asked for #triggered? #youre loved #fuck me for testing out the system to see how it works #apologies to Andrew garfield #apologies to the Portland trailblazers

[djokeery]

just got home from watching tasm 2 in a theater for the first time in my life and everything is hitting me in layers

#i have an inside joke with that spider-man and he remembered it and MADE it the inside joke #the crowd laughed the most when peter said ‘god save the queen’ which was so random but go off i guess #the kendrick/drake debates in the hallway after the end credits #the last line in the movie being ‘there’s no place like home’ and andrew’s spidey getting shelved until No Way Home #the way that movie literally has at least eight different genres in it #that spider-man gave me a double high-five because he wanted to #i’ve met andrew garfield #what the fuck #how this entire movie is about time and the passing of it #how andrew’s spidey’s never been a natural all he does is try try try #gone gone gone #‘do i have to lose you too?????’ #how this entire film runs purely on hope #i could go on forever but i’m tired of writing tags #that was a canon event for me #seeing that on a big screen with a full audience was a canon event #and i might never recover #i love you andrew garfield #thank you for your service #the end

[willowquills]

Me, having a crush on Andrew Garfield for 10 years: nah I don't think I have a type

Joseph Quinn:

Me: OH

#andrew garfield #joseph quinn #you know i love a london boy #seriously its either gonna be a london boy or a girl #i will accept no less #men have been ruined for me in so many ways like fuck #willowthoughts

[allhappyandgay]

honestly if you ignore what mike is saying during the sbp monologue and just listen to the way he’s saying it plus his body language, it really is quite heartbreaking. he’s so scared for her and clearly has so many feelings he hasn’t spoken out loud that are rlly weighing on him. the “you won’t need me anymore” and “I can’t lose you” get me every time whether Im cringing at the circumstances or not. mikes been hurting for a while :(

anyway I hope we get double this next season he needs to get it all out n I wanna see it

#my mom said she hopes will cries less in s5 #and all I have to say in response is fuck the fuck you I hope he cries MORE #let will “he’s a sensitive kid” byers cry!!! let boys cry!!! as much as they need to!! #she also doesn’t like andrew garfield’s spider-man bc he cries so much. what is going on???? it’s a sad fucking movie ofc he’s gonna cry #a lot!!! everyone he loves dies!!!! lmao #mike wheeler #byler

[apollos-halo]

reason of uncontrollable crying tonight: that one tt audio which goes

“anything for our moony”

“anything for our moony”

“anything for *my* moony”

when i tell u it got me SOBBING these ai voices r getting out of hand

#you know which one #istg stop with the fucking ai voices #if i hear ONE more atyd quote actually read by andrew garfield im gonna cry #i love this fandom #but i hate it yk #marauders #wolfstar #atyd marauders #tik tok audios #ai #screaming crying throwing up

[pa-pa-plasma]

just watched Across the Spiderverse. literally cant stop thinking about Pavitr

#i know people love Hobie (& i do too) & Miguel (dont like that guy) but man is Spider-man India cool as fuck like hello?? #like they made the perfect man is what they did. they took a perfectly fine superhero & made him even more perfect #also why didnt anyone tell me it ends on a fucking cliffhanger to be continued. why would you do this to me #im over here hyperfixating on Spider-man for the first time since like 2017 & the movie ends on a cliffhanger tbc #you're killing me. i have adhd & you are killing me #anyway after saying all that i still want the next movie to come out in a long time from now when the ppl working on it are getting paid #i may have adhd & it may be killing me but by god if i have to keep rewatching the same shit over & over again then so be it #Andrew Garfield save me #im finishing the game. i wanna play the Miles Morales game so bad man #id get into the comics but. idk. seems to complicated. also cant stand the 'woman wearing body paint as clothes' ''artstyle'' #that like half of comic artists use for some fucking reason #if there's actually some good comics anyone recommends feel free to tell me. i'll be playing games & rewatching movies & tv in the meantime

[hanmegumi]

never feel dumb for wanting to talk bestie!! i'm here for you. hope this makes you feel better:

i feel much better now beloved!!! i also feel a little mortified that people dont have context

#I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IVES THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #NOT THIS PICTURE BYE. WE'VE HAD THIS FOR AGES AHDGJKAD #JESSIE HELP IM DYING OVER HERE HAKJGSD #inbox #lost letters from ives #ives tag #it was a normal edit but what's absolutely sending me is how andrew garfield is clearly not there

[sincericida]

This was such a motivational speech: H O P E

"The Amazing Spider-Man 2" (2014, dir Mark Webb)

#andrew garfield #andrew garfield you broke my fucking heart #peter parker #spider man #emma stone #gwen stacy #tasm 2 #the amazing spider man 2 #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #tasm spiderman #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #andrew spiderman #andrew garfield peter parker #andrew garfield spider man #video #morivation #love that speech #live action #movies #sony pictures #marvel #sincericida

[tacoreib]

#andrew garfield #i need him so fucking bad #hes so fine #my bf (real) #i love him your honor #hes so perfect prince #and my man thank you to my man #i need him biblically

[biolums]

HERE LIES JACE they had a good life….lusting over such unimaginable skrunkley men such as kurt from the netflix show about Social Media Is Bad and jisung from britain…..they contributed much discourse and in particular their dedication to those penguins from madagascar is unparalleled…..they will be missed forever ashes to ashes dust to kpop or whatever xoxo

#MEL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU THIS MADE MY DAY #absolutely obsessed with your description of spree ive never seen something more accurate #almost reminiscent of the fucking. the facebook movie i LOVED THAT SHIT #THE SOCIAL NETWORK. yes hr andrew garfield from the social network and kurt kunkle are making sweet love in my head as we speak #sorry about that tangent. ILY!!!!!!!!!!! #i want to print this out and frame it. its just so good #asks