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wkzbomfq9hik · 1 year
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02511213942 · 2 months
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after hours
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quibbs · 6 months
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she's the moment......
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xavier616 · 2 months
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"He's coming here this afternoon, to inspect me and the operations of my flock."
Dear Peggy || Season Four || Episode Ten
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anisespice · 15 days
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thinking of possessive!haitani brothers who’d only let those who can beat them in a fight shoot their shot with you.
Despite many suitors that waltzed into your life claiming they were better company, it always ended the same way—broken bones and broken egos. Tonight was no different as lucky number seven tried it while you were topping off your drink. Either of them would’ve done it for you no problem, but where was the fun in that? Especially with the shitload of looks you got during your walk from their section to the bar. Only a matter of seconds before some sorry sucker became the brothers’ entertainment for the night.
“Oi. Twelve o’clock.” Rindou nudged his older half, jutting his chin in the direction of the prowling gigachad. “Get a load of this guy.”
Ran sized up the guy from over the rim of his glass. Good physique, clean shaven, styled like some haughty movie star, straight teeth and flashy jewelry to subtly showcase how fat his wallet is, no doubt. This one could be considered a worthy opponent, someone they could take their time toying with when they eventually swoop in to shut him down.
He snorted, setting down his drink. “What’s our move?”
Rindou clicked his tongue, tilting his head. “Give it a good three minutes, tops. Let him butter her up, pay for her drink maybe. If she’s not feeling him, make our appearance and take the bastard out back.”
“Hm,” Ran hummed, nodding. Then, his grin turned sharp. “And if she is feeling him?”
They both watched intently as you giggled away at whatever the guy just whispered in your ear, playfully shoving his shoulder while he flashed you an award-winning smile. The two brothers clenched their jaws at the display, that familiar venomous feeling bubbling in the pit of their stomachs and clawing up their chests. Ran appeared unbothered, aside from the unreasonably strong grip around his glass, while Rindou wore his irritation out on his sleeve—Furrowed brows, curled upper lip, stiffened shoulders that shook with adrenaline—They were pissed. And they were thrilled.
Rindou cracked his neck. “We make her watch.”
Even though they were certain you’d be upset having to witness another violent display of their devotion, it would surely pass. This was merely a reminder that no one could take better care of you than they could. It was a necessary evil, something they knew riled you up in the best way—Why else would you continue entertaining these bozos, right in front of them?
Ran nodded once more, releasing the glass that now sported a small crack on the side. “Couldn’t agree more, otouto.”
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avengerlevelthreat · 2 months
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Peter: all right first question. are you the killer?
suspect: no
Peter: really?
suspect: yes
Peter:
Peter:
Peter: killersaywhat
suspect: what?
Peter: got em! we got em!
Tony, banging a gavel: guilty! guilty!
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sophieeee0105 · 6 months
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I love the timing on this so much. Gem opened the portal at EXACTLY the right time
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freeoftheground · 4 months
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I am pleased to announce that the Gävle Goat of 2023 has been declared "destroyed by Jackdaws".
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The goat's fate has largely been accepted by the people of Gävle, who were amused to see the birds eat the straw, even before they were finished setting it up. The general consensus amongst the town was to leave the goat alone and let nature take it's course.
So once again, tradition has been vindicated. May the Gävle Goat rest in peace, and may the odds of 2024 be ever in our favour.
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7cfc00 · 7 months
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glenn close's total lifetime blackjack earnings is negative $7000.
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lawfullyandlovely · 6 months
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Can we all agree that Yoichi Isagi is like the most boyfriend material out of all the BLLK boys? Like all the guys would be wonderful boyfriends, but there’s just something particularly special about sweet, darling Yoichi. Get a man that will carry your purse, be the first one to compliment your new haircut, immediately sniff out a new perfume you’re wearing, give you his credit card without be asked twice, rub your shoulders when you feel stressed, plan study dates, movie nights, give you fuzzy blankets + his jersey, etc.
Minors don’t click down below!
But have you prettily plastered on the bed, your legs shaking from the severe amount of orgasms Yoichi milked out of you. Your cunt dripping with a mix of both your cums, pouring out into a thin river of white onto the stained bedsheets. Your clit overly sensitive from being suckled on, the same harsh treatment Yoichi has done with your hardened nipples. You whimper as you feel the bundle of nerves between yours legs fire electric bolts of pleasure and overstimulation throughout your body. You’re too tired to even do anything, not to mention, you found out the hard way pleas for Yoichi to slow down don’t work. Once he has the same gaze he does when he plays soccer, his focus is unbreakable. You can call it body worship if you please. Markings and scratch marks on your thighs, sloppy cunt kisses and moans of desire filling your entrance as Yoichi eats your pretty little pussy again and again. Yeah, you could see it that way. Isn’t your Yoichi just the sweetest? Giving you as many orgasms as he you wants
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emlovessid · 3 months
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@wolfstarmicrofic january 24, simple, 200 words
They’re lying side by side on Remus’ bed, when Remus says with a laugh, “You reckon James and Pete got caught?”
Before Sirius has a chance to answer, Remus lifts himself up onto his elbows, leaning over Sirius to pick up the map on his bedside table. Sirius isn’t sure what comes over him, but Remus’ face is right there, hovering over him, and it’s all too simple for him to tilt his chin up and press a soft kiss to Remus’ jaw.
They both freeze at the same time as the shock of what he’s just done hits him. It’s not until Remus pulls back his arm and settles back on his pillow beside him that Sirius allows himself to breathe.
“I – um. Sorry, I didn’t mean to make that weird,” Sirius says, eyes fixed on the curtains above their heads.
He’s surprised by the feeling of Remus’ fingers against his chin, turning Sirius’ face towards him. He’s even more surprised when, fingers holding him in place, Remus leans forward to press their lips together.
And suddenly it all makes sense – the way Sirius craves his touch, seeks it out – because nothing has ever felt as right as this.
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lyravellas · 6 months
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Murph getting croissanted at the LA live show tonight lmao
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space0crusade · 6 days
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Diane's right-hand in court and the bane of jaywalking Toons, it's the Bailiff!
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markantonys · 7 months
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niinnyu · 11 months
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How do you plead?
Higuruma I drew for a friend because they sent me their amazing banana bread recipe mmmm
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"Gavel of the Ordinator"
Art for The Elder Scrolls: Legends
Art by Opus Artz
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