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ziv-art · 2 years
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I really couldn't help myself.
JKblue's geisha disguise Kakashi from Life as a Nukenin on Ao3. This fic brings me such joy.
#lifeasanukenin #jkblue #archiveofourown
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talesoffiach · 2 years
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i’ve been really sick for a month and a bit--the only thing that brought me comfort was reading kakashi nukenin fics LMAO. i decided to sketch out (my interpretation) of JKblue’s (on Ao3, from “Life as a Nukenin”) Kakashi. In a few of the chapters, he dons a geisha-like disguise. the second version is just flat colouring (no rendering and no lineart) because i literally have no strength *is booed off stage*
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eddiecabbagee · 4 years
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they’re kissing
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li-daubs · 2 years
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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years
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I’m writing fic and I’m planning on having Gai and Kakashi go to a teahouse on a date and got stuck in the loophole of researching tea houses. Did you know there’s two different types? One is a chashitsu where the whole experience is just Tea and the other is an ochaya where guests are entertained, generally by geisha. The idea of these two in an ochaya and engaging in conversation with trained artisans is sending me hELP
AHA I see you have fallen down THE RESEARCH RABBIT HOLE
let me know when you find yourself on the feathered starfish wiki page at 2am with 0 clue of how you wound up there
(but also that's so cool to know!! and Kakagai teahouse date... 🥺 PWEASE)
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ao3feed-bnha-girls · 2 years
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A Hundred Peach Blossoms
a hundred peach blossoms by ElianSolaria
A civilian at the wrong place, frozen in terror and resignation— She saves him It leads her to her bleeding out on his lap— He's just a kid. “What's your name, kid?” Momo never gets to hear the answer.
Yaoyorozu Momo fights. Yaoyorozu Momo dies Reframe: this is the end (Except—the story doesn't stop here)
A new-born baby is found on the doorstep of a whorehouse on a stormy-day. They name her Haruno Momoka— Haruno for a bastard born in Land of fire, and Momoka for the vivid crimson of her hair, a colour reminiscent of peach blossoms. It changes everything.
Words: 1115, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of imposters, or what to do when whoever up there yeets you into another universe
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakuro Replaced By Haruno Momoka, Original Characters, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Shisui, Other Naruto Character(s), BNHA Cast Mentioned, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Past Platonic Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakura & Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura & Nara Shikamaru, Haruno Sakura & Hatake Kakashi, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 & Haruno Sakura, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Starring: Yaoyorozu Momo As Haruno Sakura But Named As Haruno Momoka, Yaoyorozu Momo-centric, Haruno Sakura-centric, Haruno Sakura Has Issues, Haruno Sakura Needs a Hug, Haruno Sakura is So Done, BAMF Haruno Sakura, Strong Haruno Sakura, Mokuton User Haruno Sakura, Protective Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Kakashi Is Trying, Protective Uzumaki Naruto, Protective Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru is a Good Friend, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Red Light District- Geisha Elements
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38481118
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sazzafraz · 3 years
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whatever its free
almost all of that doc is unsalvageable as in its just my notes to self which are. uh. not a narrative
She picks her coffee up and shifts the plate aside. The paper underneath is dirt smudged and barely legible. Sakura takes a sip of her coffee and contemplates what it would like to be truly surprised by the shape of the new world. 
The paper is old, she would have been fourteen when she saw it last, and it has not aged particularly gracefully. Underneath the official Konoha header is the tight scrawl of the jounin commander and the messy script of her shishou’s hand. Underneath that is Sakura’s own handwriting. The strokes are timid and rushed, like a little girl being scolded for stealing her mother’s lipstick. Sakura wasn’t quite a child when she signed her name to the bottom of the page but she wasn’t far enough away from ribbons and cupcakes to truly understand. 
I, Haruno Sakura ID: 012601, shinobi of Konohagakure and citizen of Hi no Kuni under our Daimyo, the 23rd of his title, do solemnly swear to never reveal the details of mission 123-575-889b. I understand that in signing this oath I agree to-
Well, a lot of things. Underneath all that, in a neat box that Sakura has never once seen filled out, is a small red stamp that says Redacted.      
And to think it was going to be such a nice day. 
so the thesis of this was going to be the thin line of sakura’s duty and morality as well as what kunoichi are in terms of ‘shadow work’ (the non pagan kind) and like. the set up was after ‘history has its eye’ which i WISH i’d finished because its conceit is necessary to most of the extended ntfs universe but, here: 
danzo is taken to trial by a jury of his peers in Oto and Konoha, considering the length and breadth of his crimes Uzumaki Karin is called in to way judgement as part of a good will diplomatic gesture. concurrently tsunade is trying to keep konoha steady while wave after wave of black ops missions are being redacted and the whole shinobi world is being forced into an awkward position by the sharp difference in values between it and the civilian populace. in the past uzumaki mito deals with becoming the wife of a very famous, very powerful man who can and does skirt the necessary politicking of ninja bullshit, accidentally setting precedents that would echo forward to danzo’s trial. along with managing her brother in law, who is absolutely NOT perfecting a jutsu that raises the dead and harvesting organs to sell on the black market in between creating humane policy, and her husbands ex, who just committed treason and is slamming bijuu into each other like its a game of paddywack and is also sometimes right? infuriating
we follow these three storylines until on the second day of his trial, after it becomes clear that the cultural differences are too wide to safely gap (the shinobi look like they want to go easy on them, the civilians are setting a precedent that will be real hard to roll back) Danzo stands up and is like ‘i have the’ wisteria papers’ of most of the people in this room hmu if u want ur secrets exposed’ and everyone just loses it
hennyways our bodies possessed, the sakura fic, was about one of these redacted missions that takes place when sakura is about 14, new to her apprenticeship and a target for assassination by danzo, tsunade plays a game of keep away sending sakura on a dangerous mission in T&I which involves her learning how to do ‘honeypot’ work. she and her instructors, a multi time failure of the jounin exams and a clan member with opaque interests, journey to what will eventually become kuebiko hospital. long story short, tsunade plays a sharp hand, danzo is nearly assassinated and sakura becomes a queenpiece in espionage, her poor disposition for it aside
and the meta story was going to be me thinking about then-11 years in this fandom and all the good work and the poor about sex in the time of shinobi. i’m not gonna name names but important here: consent. i am the most boring person on earth about this but how consent both narratively and meta-narratively has been reconstructed heavily in the last nine years or so. i started reading naruto fanfic in 2005. no one warned for anything. maybe explicit content and seme/uke nonsense but apart from that? no. and while i’m not going to get on a soapbox about this, because it doesn’t matter much, a bulk of naruto fic was written before a03, which means a bulk of its trends were too. back to consent, the concept of duty to village and a shinobi way already blurs consent. did kakashi actually consent to receiving his sharingan for example, that's a life long body alteration. can you truly consent to die and kill for your country blah blah. where this intersects with sexual consent is......wide ranging. i remember how often ‘sex training’ was part of harem fics and teacher/student dynamics and while i practice a YMMV mindset i found the inclusion as a natural outcome of being a shinobi really weird? sex work is not easy. full contact sex work is not easy. you can’t exactly train for it and while there’s certainly the idea of geisha (gross western ideas) the place that they take up culturally is not synonymous with sex. the kind of sex work exemplified in these fics again, would not be something you would want a career soldier for, too many tics and nics. and i don’t really believe the market for it is going to be so large that a dedicated team makes sense. especially when a normal sex worker would probably do fine? so this weird combination being stuck together as a realistic outcome is just baffling.
so i put sakura in it. proud sakura, who wouldn’t bend to anyone. virgin sakura, who cared about her body in a way that a kunoichi shouldn’t. and finally emotionally hurt sakura having lost her whole team to outside forces in the position of having to learn intimacy and sabotage as a form of violence. it was never going to be detailed but the point was to draw lines about the body and what it does. the female body specifically. and the problem immediately became that like, she would have to be vulnerable to do it. it became an examination of what women where willing to ask other women to endure. what sakura had to construct to be able to do it. i’ve pretty much maintained my position that of team 7 sakura is the only one whose actually good at her job. i realise now that this sounds darker than it would have been. i can’t say it was all like, current day ideas of consensual but no one would have said shit in 2008.        
tldr: sex workers as information gatherers is mildly realistic, shinobi as sex workers just generally? not so much.  
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aineirisha · 3 years
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Treachery
Kakashi x reader
Summary: No one like you to fake love. No one like you to make others believe what they wanted to believe. It was nothing but a job for you. Until you're teamed up with Kakashi and... things get complicated.
Disclaimer: Geishas are not expensive hookers, Geishas are artists. But for the purpose of the story we are gonna go with the occidental vision. 
You woke up next to him. The sight of his maskless face was way too much to handle. You sighed and rubbed your head at the memory of last night, at the memory of him between your legs, of his breath on your neck, his kisses down your belly. Your folds were still wet and your chest was starting to ache with guilt. 
Kakashi?! Really!!?? 
You had to be some stupid bitch to do something so senseless. 
He was sleeping peacefully next to you. You contemplated him and resisted the urge to cuddle him for a little longer and press kisses on his scar.
NO. 
You stood up from the bed, grabbed your things, and left. 
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Later that day
"Hokage-sama," you bowed as you entered the office.
"Y/n-san, I have a mission for you," Hiruzen said. You took a deep breath. You already knew what this was about. Whenever he had a mission FOR YOU, it only meant one thing, "The fire Daimyo has heard rumors that his cousin is trying to overthrow him. Apparently, he is very dear to him, so the Daimyo doesn't want to make a move unless he is absolutely certain of his cousin's treachery."
"So you want me to seduce him to get the information," you completed. 
"Correct," the Hokage nodded. "You'll find the rest of the information inside this folder. You know what to do."
You grabbed the folder, "I'll let Genma know we are leaving-"
"-This time, Genma won't be going with you, he is out on another mission, and won't come back in time. Kakashi-san will go with you instead." The Hokage said as he pointed at the silver-haired standing, hands in his pockets, in the corner of his office. 
You felt a tight knot in your stomach.
You both looked at each other from the corner of the eye. Worst moment to be teammates in the worst type of mission.
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"I woke up and you were gone," Kakashi coldly said as you two walked out the building.  
"I'm sorry, I just..."
"I know, it was a stupid move."
"Yeah, we shouldn't be that foolish," you said. He grinned, he was thinking the same thing. "I was having fun and got carried away but first and foremost-"
"-We're shinobi," he finished your sentence and nodded. Great to know that you were on the same page. 
It was settled. No need to talk about it or bring it up again. "I also had fun," the copy-nin added.
"It was good." you smiled. 
"So... Genma, right?"
"Yeah, he's usually my partner."
"How can you deal with having someone like him as your partner for seducing missions?"
"We are actually a pretty good team," you chuckled, "Who would've thought, right? ...the infamous pervert to be a great partner for the expert seducer," you completed your sentence and shook your head at the irony. "But it makes sense if you think about it. Genma has a way of seeing sex that is... relieving. The way he laughs at it like it's no big deal... it helps." 
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A few hours later at the gates of Konoha after you both had packed. 
"So what's the plan, Taicho?" Kakashi asked. 
You looked at him and awkwardly smiled. "Don't call me that way is weird. I'm not your Taicho here." Especially not after all the things you did to me last night.
"Well, you are the one carrying the action. I'm just here to protect you." He was just trying to be respectful and look professional as he figured out a way to get the image of your sweet breasts out of his head.
"Ok. So I'll fill you in the details. First thing first. What do we know about this guy?"
Kakashi took out the folder with the information and started scrolling over the pages. "So Akihiko-sama is the feudal lord's younger cousin. He's 35 years old, likes horses and bets. Is an archery expert-"
"-Do we know if he has a type?" 
Kakashi looked at you, confused. 
"A type, you know... What kind of women he likes... I'm imagining he likes women since I'm the one to do the job," you laughed sarcastically. 
"What if he didn't?" Kakashi looked at you with a wide stare wondering about what that could mean for him. 
"It wouldn't be a problem," you giggled, "I can still handle it, but it may complicate things a little."
"It says here that... he likes spending time at Ochayas, the Geishas' tea houses." He shrunk his shoulders.
"Ok, that's a start. Seems like a very generic nobleman with little responsibility to me."
"If you say so."
"But is there anything about the physical appearance he goes for?"
Kakashi browsed through the report. "I don't think so."
"Crap! That's gonna take us longer. Very well then, the first thing is finding out his type. What's the name of the Ochaya he goes to most?"
"Ichiriki-Tei."
"Ichiriki-Tei it is."
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Kakashi discreetly looked at you over the fire. The orange light created shadows on your skin, giving you a mysterious appearance. 
How would the rest of your naked skin look under the crackling light... 
He shook off the image. Your eyes were fixed on the fire but he could tell your mind was somewhere else.
"A penny for your thoughts." 
 You blinked and looked at him, he did break you out of them. 
"Nothing, I'm just... going over our options."
"What are they?"
"First, we need to find a way so that I bump into him. Clearly, I can't pass for a Geisha, and I need to get into the palace so we're gonna have to come up with something else..." you sighed, "I need Akihiko-sama to be the one to casually take me in. That way he'll never suspect I'm a spy. I just wish we had a map of the palace, that would make both of our lives easier."
"How is it that you became the 'Expert seducer'?"
You chuckled. "Well, my ability to change my looks comes in really handy."
"I figure... but that doesn't necessarily make someone...-"
"-An expert seducer?" you smiled at him, "No, but I... I'm... clever? I guess?" you sighed, "It started about seven years ago, I was sixteen and getting ready for the jounin exams, when I bumped into this foreigner and helped him with a few things. About a month later the Hokage called for me saying that there was someone that had required my presence. This man wanted me to escort him from point a to point b (I don't even remember where we went). He spent the entire journey trying to seduce me. At the beginning I refused but one night I overheard something about him selling kids and... well... that got me SO upset..." your brows frowned, "you can imagine the rest."
"You played along and got him. And the Sandaime congratulated you for succeeding at a mission that no one knew existed."
"Exactly... It's funny, you know... I never thought the shinobi life would be like this." your gaze went back to the fire. "I always figured it would be dangerous but... not like this."
Kakashi detected a hint of sadness in your voice, "Do you regret it?"
"No. Never. I saved those kids' lives, and it comforts me to know that I've saved many others, I just... sometimes I can't tell the difference between being a shinobi and a hooker. Not that there's anything wrong with hookers but... it's not my favorite thing to... you know, 'let in' people I don't precisely like. I basically get paid to get into other people's beds." You let out an awkward laugh.
Sometimes you did regret it. You did regret you had lost your virginity to a malicious man that traded with kids lives. You did regret how terrified you were of falling in love with anyone. You were so used to not letting anyone into you heart you didn't even know how to open the doors anymore. You did regret it sometimes cause you felt how others saw you, a slut. And who would dare to love a lying woman? Everyone wanted you but no one really loved you. And if they ever did, it was only the idea they had of you.
But you'd rather not think about all those things.
"Why don't you just say no?"
"Can we?" you looked him in the eye. He looked up to the sky.  It was full of stars. A beautiful night. He turned his eyes at you again. 
No... we can't. After all, life wasn't exactly PG-13. You were once more lost in your own thoughts. 
He didn't get it that night. He didn't get what you meant when you said it had felt like a first time, being with him. He didn't get your joy. He had thought you were just drunk and happy, and he felt proud he could please you that way. You, one of the most beautiful humans he had ever laid eyes on. He had felt so happy being inside you, having you in his arms, your legs wrapped around his body.  He barely knew you. But those few moments he got to spend time with you, whether it was the two (now three) missions you'd teamed up or on the training grounds, he had fun. He even remembered feeling envious of Genma getting to spend that much time with you. But you two hadn't ever really spoken until that night. That night you practically jumped into his arms. He wasn't gonna say no. He was drunk too.
Now he had to protect you. It was his mission, but it was also his will to keep you safe. 
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"Ok so, what did you find out?" you asked Kakashi as you both walked away from the Ochaya. 
"I..." He turned around to take something out of his backpack, "Found this. The record book." he opened it and browsed through its pages. You gave him a judging look. "What?" he shrunk his shoulders, "I'll put it back tonight before anyone can notice." you turned your eyes to the pages. "So according to this, his favorite Geisha is called Sayuri." You both stared at the picture of the girl. 
"Excellent. You know what? Since you're going back to the Ochaya tonight..." you're eyes were shining wickedly, "Maybe you could have fun."
"What are you suggesting, Y/N-san?" every time you gave him that look it meant you were onto something. 
"I'm not the only one that'll be doing the seducing here," you smirked and crossed your arms over your chest. 
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That night outside Ichiriki-Tei.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" he whispered.
"C'mon Kakashi, don't be a coward." you taunted him.
"I'm not a coward I'm just going over the options. What would Genma do in this situation?" he said as if he was asking himself.
"He usually talks his way out of everything. You know, the perks of having charisma." You chuckled. "But fear not, my friend. You are quite sexy yourself. I'm pretty sure she'll fall for you in an instant." you said in a playful tone, "Here, have the money." 
Kakashi took the money and placed his other hand over his hitai-ate covering the sharingan. 
"Relax Kakashi, you're the one with the money so you're the one giving orders."
"I'm not nervous." he defended himself.
"Great, cause you shouldn't be. Now go."
"Is your com already on?" 
You nodded. 
Kakashi entered the Ochaya. An old lady, dressed in a beautiful Kimono welcomed him in. 
You laughed to yourself. Truth be told, this step was completely unnecessary cause you were not trying to become the exact copy of someone else, but you wanted to know how Kakashi would act under the situation. 
You already knew what it felt like to have him inside you and it was amazing. But that night, there wasn't really any seducing from either of you. You were just drunk and partying.
 And you had been into him for quite a while so you wanted to know...
The things he whispered to your ear that night between groans... 
You wanted to know if he said the same to everyone, if he did the same to everyone... 
He didn't. At least not to Sayuri. He didn't make love to Sayuri the way he made love to you. He didn't whisper to her ear how beautiful she was, how amazing the touch of her skin felt, or the sound of her moans. He did not ask her to cum for him. He did not groan with her the way he groaned with you. 
A tiny smile drew on your face, satisfied. 
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He found you waiting behind a building reading Icha Icha. As soon as he saw the book in your hands he searched for his own copy, but he didn't find it because... it was in your hands. 
"I took the liberty of borrowing your book to, you know, find inspiration or something," you laughed. He smiled at you. He couldn't decide if you took your missions too seriously or just had a very dark sense of humor. 
You stood up. He walked towards you and hugged you. Your heart stopped for a moment. 
"You're gonna have to adjust your height a little," he teased you and grabbed the book from your hands.
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The room of the hotel you were staying at was very cold. Kakashi got up to close the window and went back to bed, turning his back towards you. He closed his eyes. The memory of your naked body on top of him, your head tilted backwards moaning in pleasure, the sight of your breasts bouncing as you fucked him, and your...
You have to keep it professional Kakashi!!
He closed his eyes again trying to fall asleep. The sound of your breathing distracted him. He turned to see you. You were peacefully sleeping. Your lips were parted and a strand of your hair was falling on your face. 
He took a deep breath. You had already been through god knows how much and you still had to go through so much more. He was keeping it professional. He didn't want anything happening to you. 
Let's hope the guy is not a prick.
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The next morning, after you finished your breakfast you stood in front of the mirror and started undressing. 
"Uhm... Y/N-san, what are you doing?" he blushed and looked away. 
"Time to get to work. Does it make you uncomfortable?" you teased him, "C'mon, it's not like you haven't seen me."
"No, I was just-" he stuttered.
"-Anyways, I'm gonna need your help," you were getting professional, "So please don't get flustered cause it'll make it awkward."
He exhaled and nodded, "What am I good for?"
"I need your objective advice," you looked at him through the mirror, "What should I do to my breasts?" 
Yes, he had promised not to get flustered but... it was hard!! Having you naked in front of him, he just wanted to run the tips of his fingers over your skin and,-
"Kakashi," you said adamantly.  
Right, the mission. He took his thoughts down a different path to stop the already half boner from happening.
"I, I... I'm sorry YN, I don't get what I'm supposed to,-"
"Should I make them bigger, smaller? What do I do with my nipples? Is the shape right? Does he likes them more pointy or round or...-"
"Ok, ok, I get it," he looked at you, inspecting the nice breasts standing in front of him. Damn it!!! Focus, you idiot!! 
Once you finished with the breasts you followed with your butt, your legs, your abdomen... you were too toned to be a civilian so you had to adjust that too, and then with your face. After you were both satisfied you released your hands from the seal and memorized your appearance. 
"One more thing," Kakashi pulled you into his arms again, making your heart beat faster, "adjust your height up to here," he signaled his shoulder. You nodded and avoided eye contact. 
The heat of his body... The smell of his skin... 
You were pretty sure your face was getting red so you took a deep breath to ease the rhythm of your heartbeat and repeated the seal. 
He distanced from you to get a better look. 
"Now you don't look like yourself. What a convenient power, Y/N-san."
You winked at him. 
"Now, we need to get me other clothes."
"You already have a plan, don't you?" he smirked as he asked.
"I... have an idea."  and smirked back.
He smiled pleased. 
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You had been spying on Akihiko-sama for a week. The report the Hokage gave you wasn't useful enough, so you had to proceed in the old-fashioned way, which happened often to be honest. But it was weird doing it with someone that wasn't Genma. Genma and his snarky comments, Genma and his mocking tone. Genma and his pervy observations. "Look Y/N-chan, he's got a cute ass. You'll be well fed this time... Lucky you."
Kakashi was much more serious and silent. But still tender. 
He watched you get ready in front of the mirror. "I had heard rumors of you," he crossed his arms.
You turned your eyes to see him. "What kind of rumors?"
"About what you can do... Genma once said that a man asked him for your hand in marriage."
You giggled. Oh, that time Genma passed for your older brother...
"Have you ever been married?" he was genuinely curious.
Genma talked about you so much it raised men's curiosity over the years, turning you into a sort of legend among his friends. Ebisu once placed a bet on the table on who could seduce the seducer, but it didn't proceed because immediately afterwards Genma punched him so hard he sent him flying across the bar.
 "Where is this coming from?"
He shrunk his shoulders "Just preparing mentally for what will happen. You have a very interesting approach to seduction..."
"You think?" where are you trying to get, Kakashi...
He nodded. "Very strategic." 
"Well I have to be careful, I'm playing with the feelings of others." 
He reached you a pair of shoes. You shook your head, "I'm going barefoot." you finished fixing your face. "Foot fetish is pretty common so it's always a safe bet." 
He put the shoes back. He could always trust someone that considered every single detail.
 "How good of an actor are you, Kakashi?"
"I can manage."
"Cause I already have a plan..."
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The peasant dress you had chosen for the role you had to play wasn't precisely a comfortable one to run in, but you figured you could use it to your advantage. 
At the precise moment, Kakashi screamed at you, "Stop, you little bitch!" He was running after you and you knew he was holding back to give you the time you needed. You crossed in front of Akihiko's carriage and made the horse go crazy. You fell backwards pretending to be completely scared. 
One of the guards shouted, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" 
"This woman was stealing from me!!" Kakashi screamed furiously, pointing at you. You were still lying on the floor, your hair smoothly loosened over your shoulders and on your face, a few drops of sweat on your forehead. 
The guard grabbed you by the arm aggressively and stood you up. 
"You know what the punishment for stealing is, little thief!" 
At the exact moment Akihiko-sama looked out the window of the carriage to peek, you turned your face, your gaze 'accidentally' falling on him. 
And the game started. You made sure you let your dress slip down your shoulder enough to show your cleavage but a little bit over your nipples. Your breathing was heavy, your chest was moving consequently. 
Akihiko stared at you. You were looking at him with fire in your eyes.
Your hair was falling softly over your collarbones and your lips were parted letting all the air in as you breathe. 
He opened the door and went out, "Guard! What is going on?" 
The guard bowed, "Akihiko-sama," he said with an apologetic voice. "This THIEF jumped in front of the carriage-"
"-I’m no thief!" you shouted, putting your dress back on your shoulders. 
The Daimyo's cousin stood in front of you scanning you from your feet to your face. You turned your eyes to meet his while bowing your head with a compliant look. He grabbed you from your cheeks to get a better look at your face, tilting your head upwards. He ran his thumb over your lips...
"Pay this man what she owes him," the nobleman ordered to the guard, without taking his eyes off you. 
Kakashi and the guard bowed again. Akihiko turned around to get in the carriage. 
"Thank you, Akihiko-sama," you said in a submissive tone as you kneeled. 
"Get in," he ordered. And you did as commanded. 
You saw Kakashi from the corner of your eye taking a deep silent breath. You did too. You picked up your dress to get in the carriage. 
The game was on. There was no turning back now.
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Pt 2 Pt 3
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awintersrose · 4 years
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235) Thunder Storm (for OroTsu/missing their Third?)
From this prompt list.
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As the heavy wooden door clatters shut to the banquet hall, the inauguration ceremony is complete. Konoha’s best and brightest remain in attendance to celebrate the rise of the Sixth Hokage, Hatake Kakashi, but Tsunade instead finds her escape with a pilfered bottle of sake. 
She makes for a surreptitious figure, running among shadowed paths and darkened alleys, skipping rooftops toward the forest, heading toward the one place she knows she won’t be sought out. That locale is just outside the village, and happens to be the new holding quarters of her former teammate - quaintly appointed the ‘New Otogakure.’ 
The last long stretch of the walk is lonely, it always is, and the scent of ozone hangs in the air. Tsunade recalls that it is meant to rain this night, and she absently considers that she could be caught in a downpour at any moment. Serves Shizune right for forcing her into this kimono.
It’s fortunate that she makes her way past the Jounin on duty just as the first raindrops begin to fall. 
The facility is rather modern, which she knows suits Orochimaru well. It still surprises her that he has found a form of contentment here, but then again, there are a great many things that have surprised her of late.
A beeping sound accompanies the automatic doors as they open before her - she has scarcely had the chance to press a single button, but it seems she doesn’t need to. His eyes glimmer, cat-like in the halflight, as if he has been waiting for her.
“I could sense you on your way at a hundred-fifty paces, Hime. What brings you to my humble abode?” Orochimaru crosses his arms, then gazes at the bottle in her hand. “I take it the inaugural celebration was not to your taste? Come in, then.”
She follows his fluid steps down brightly-lit corridors, giving into the knowledge that his company is the only one she can stand on a night like tonight. Now that everything is finally at an end. 
Now that her service is over.
They play cards and drink, and it’s obvious that the sake won’t be enough, it’s never enough. Her spirits are far lower tonight than they have been since the war ended. Tsunade should feel relieved to be passing along the hat, but by her own measure - her legacy came at far too high a cost. 
“Did you hear me?” Orochimaru snaps his fingers to regain her attention as he lays his cards on the table. “I’m about to rob you blind, Hime.”
“What?” She sets her saucer down, peering and blinking bleary-eyed at her own hand. Perhaps he might be fooled into believing she can even read the suits and values at the moment.
“You’re not nearly drunk enough to be losing on purpose. What’s the matter?” he asks, head tilting to the side as he studies her. 
He already knows her scent has been radiating discontent and her pulse has been erratic from the moment she crossed his threshold, but like him, Tsunade has never liked thunderstorms. Since her arrival, the skies opened up, and have poured forth pure wrath, barreling down upon the building with heavy force. The silence amplifies the sound, and it’s simple enough to blame her nerves on the environment, yet there is more. Because even he feels the edge of it.
Once they had comfort on nights like these. Too-warm, sun bright comfort, with laughter like booming thunder and the name to match, his arms big enough to fit them both in his embrace. Jiraiya.
Now there’s only an empty space where he should be, and the only thunder present is that which crashes amongst the clouds.
“Don’t you go crazy here like this?” she demands.
“Don’t I? Hime, I think the village established long ago that I am ‘crazy’, what a question,” he smirks, shuffling the cards.
“Stop that, you know what I mean. Alone in the silence, thinking about things.”
“What good is it to think about such things? I find my distractions. And I find them well,” he sighs. “I don’t know what the point in playing is anyway, it’s not as if I can win your money and use it… Not for anything I truly want.”
“Ugh, Oro - behave.”
“Hime, you know very well I have been the model of perfect decorum and plan to be exactly that for the extent of my time as such an honored guest of my homeland.” His words drip with honeyed venom, and his golden eyes flash with a bit of understated discontent, but she knows him well enough to know he means what he says.
“You only say so because you know good behavior will get you the privilege of the equipment and requisitions you desire.”
“Just so, Hime-dear. A reciprocal balance.” Orochimaru rises to walk towards a small cabinet, where he withdraws a dark bottle.
Tsunade’s eyes sharpen. “You old snake! I didn’t know you were hiding alcohol here.”
“I wasn’t. Suigetsu-kun pilfered it and left it here. It’s a decent quality umeshu - not your drink of choice, but one I find more palatable than your choice of sake. Who made the ordering decision for the ceremony, anyway? The quality was dreadful. You don’t care because you drink like a fish.”
“Shizune - cutting costs as usual. But that doesn’t matter - open the bottle and get over here.” Tsunade  waves him over, just as a particularly close peal of thunder rolls and lightning flashes through the high-slitted excuses for windows. She practically jumps in the air.
“Hime…” Orochimaru approaches, abandoning their usual distance to sit a bit closer beside her as he works the bottle open.
By his movements, Tsunade realizes just how formal this aspect of their interactions has become. Not their words, no, those have never been formal - could never be formal at this point in their lives. But when was the last time they touched with true intention, let alone affection?
She supposes the avoidance was a safety measure at first, to appease the council and prying eyes. It’s not as if she couldn’t subdue him on her own if he really were a threat. Even so, feeling him closer, so close that the silk of his haori brushes her arm as he moves, makes her aware of an emptiness she thought she’d reigned in long ago.
Despite movements that are as graceful as a geisha serving a favorite customer, Orochimaru’s pour is generous and he pushes the cup into her hand. “Drink.”
As she takes the cup and quaffs the overly-sweet liquor, all she can think about is how his biting, corrosive chakra should have always been accompanied by the solar warmth of another.
That absence is eating away at her, has been eating away at her with every toast to each accomplishment, each success of her rule as Hokage, the Allied Shinobi Forces’ victory at war… 
Her gambles always have a way of fucking her over in the end. All the idiot had to do was come home.
Orochimaru takes a sip of his own drink and turns golden eyes on her, dark lashes dipping low. “I miss him too, Hime.”
“How did you even…”
“Do you remember what we used to do when it would storm like this during monsoon season?” he swirls the small amount of umeshu in his cup, contemplating the amber hue of the liquid in the dim light.
“It didn’t matter because we were together.” Tsunade shifts back and pulls her knees to her chest just as a deafening thunderclap echoes through their hearing.
With the flash of accompanying lightning, the room is plunged into darkness as the power to the building goes out.
Perhaps it’s the reminiscence, perhaps it’s the proximity, but Orochimaru finds himself caught around the waist by arms stronger than iron as he blinks into the encroaching darkness. It should feel startling and foreign, but he’s always known Tsunade better than anyone else ever could. That includes the feel of her against his form, whether in joy, or sorrow, or fear.
After all these years, her skin still smells of vanilla bath oil, even if it’s laced with rice powder, cosmetics, and the tang of old sake rising from her pores. She’s been drinking more than usual at night, it seems. Anything to chase the memories away. 
It’s not as if he can blame her. 
The distant hum of a motor indicates the activation of a generator, and the eerie green of emergency lights flicker along the floor as mechanical bolts lock into place at all doorways. Emergency protocols - no one wants their pet prisoner escaping during the raucous chaos of a blackout.  The sensor Jounin know exactly where he is and exactly where he won’t be going.
As if he would while here with Tsunade anyway. The sound however, startles her enough to make her utter a sound, her arms clamping around him even harder. It’s out of character for her, especially at their age.
Out of character or not - how could he deny her? His arms slip around her in turn, and she feels smaller against him that he remembers. Deceptively fragile.
This woman is anything but, at least not physically. 
“Remember how we’d used to spend those days at his flat? He’d make that spiced hot chocolate his mother used to fix when we were kids, then try to make us laugh when the storms picked up?”
“If the power went out, he’d get lanterns and a flashlight and make dumb faces…” Her voice is tentative, as if afraid of the words it speaks, the images it conjures. “We’d have to get him to stop.”
“I was never cold when we were together like that.” Orochimaru settles his chin upon her shoulder, solidifying the embrace. It goes unsaid that he’s been cold for decades since.
Neither Jiraiya nor Tsunade ever knew the depth of who and what they'd always been to him, nor why their abandonment of Konoha destroyed an already fraying mind in the end. It took an age for Orochimaru to admit it to himself. 
It was why he found his purpose in his work. It was why every attempt at a bond made elsewhere was an ephemeral thing, even when attempted with another who chased immortality.
For his clan, a mating bond, once established, was near impossible to break.
In another life, they might have been a family twined out of three matched souls. But he failed her when it mattered most, and the life lost also cost him any dream of a future. And so he paid a life for a life as he handed Tsunade her brother’s necklace. Eventually Jiraiya paid his own price in turn. 
Now she's here in his arms, trembling in the dark with the ghosts of lost loves so near and all Orochimaru wants to do is chase that pain away. Isn't it too late?
It's never too late until you're dead. A jovial baritone echoes in his memory, so close that he could reach out and touch the heat of Jiraiya's presence. 
Her lips taste like plum wine and sake, smeared lipstick and leftover spices from her shared meal at the ceremony. Kissing her may be a mistake, and certainly against many rules, but all pretense of good sense is out the window and melted away in the rain. 
Good sense is a trifle he will leave the young to pursue; they’ve had their fill. The Densetsu no Sannin are relics of the past, forgotten and stricken from history, but the two that remain now stand reunited in the one place they have left to call their own. 
That place has never had walls or a stone foundation. It lies between breaths and heartbeats, in the echoing desperation of Tsunade’s voice in his ear, pleading in nonsensical tongues. It is in the heat of her skin, scarred and soft and perfect as he kisses away the salt of her tears. 
He can only see her in shadow and the second subtle glow that his senses lend him, of her chakra, her heat signature, both things that he would know anywhere no matter the surroundings. Her lacquered nails tear at clothing, eager to get to the flesh beneath, and they fall together, side by side on a makeshift bed consisting of her kimono and his discarded haori. 
The raucous drumbeat of rain and crashing thunder accompany the rising hunger, the echo of the aching emptiness both seek to fill. What rises between them is not gentle, could never be; much like the storm outside, holding the potential for creation or destruction. 
Lightning flashes, illuminating her in all her splendor as Tsunade meets him pleasure for pleasure, and Orochimaru is wholly overcome. Self control gives way to the long lost years of denial, of cravings locked behind steel bars of heartbreak and vengeance.
Decades have passed and she still has the power to render him undone. 
He loses himself within the clutch of her body and too quickly, euphoria finds them with a furious violence that borders on pain. It’s nowhere near enough to quell the ache of old wounds torn asunder, the need awakened anew. Hardly a breath is caught between them before they are set to chasing the same high yet again as the storm rages outside, and Jiraiya’s spectre lingers in their hearts, their collective sense memory.
Peace may never be fully within their grasp, but a tenuous comfort is found in the afterglow, where Tsunade drinks down Orochimaru’s every gasping breath. The heat of his touch radiates over her flesh as if he’s marked her for keeps, their bodies still united. 
The electricity kicks on and the dim lights flicker to full brightness, revealing the beauty of his form just as she pins him down to rest beneath her. What’s been lost is found again, however inconvenient it may be. 
All she knows is that she refuses to let it go. They’ve earned this.
When storms come, they’ll weather them together - as it always should have been.
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uintuva · 5 years
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A year old gif I did for a wip fic.
Kakashi - Geisha robot that gained sentience when Tobi(Obito) hacked him.
The gif's a transformation from Kakashi before and after sentience.
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kagettbayo · 4 years
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Naruto smirked quickly packing his things, he was supposed to leave with Master Jiraiya today. He didn't really rest much that night only because of all of the excitement. He was going to learn so many awesome things from this guy and the fact he actually WANTED to take him was the best thing that could have ever happened to him at this point. The boy's heart sped up already having had a few lessons with the old Perv; the man was awesome as far as Naruto was concerned despite his appetite for women. 
Naruto's heart raced as the boy carefully selected his items balancing it against his other things for the sake of weight. He was told he pack wisely because they only carry but so much or it would slow and weigh them down. Thankfully, Naruto saved his money all of the time for the future and therefore had the funds to take in case of emergency. Naruto spent hours giving it thought not even sure how long they would be gone. As reminder he constantly told himself that whatever he chose he would have to carry whatever he took. 
The life of a nomad was fast paced and not too often did they carry much in their travels.He had already learned one lesson, not to let Jiraiya know what he had in monetary value for the sake of his masters "research". Tucking some coins and bills into the frog he quickly shoved it into his pouch on his back. Smirking to himself, Naruto knelt down crossing his legs pulling his foot to him with a smirk. Taking the hem of his pants he slit the bottom stitches of orange with a smirk placing two strips of plastic inside it to build a foundation inside the cloth making sure they were thin enough to hide but thick enough to protect the money. He rolled up majority of his funds up sliding his fingers over it to smash it together perfectly so it was flat wrapping it into a thin sheet of plastic to protect it in case he got wet. When he slid the money into place in his pants he sewed it closed covering it with a patch on the backside of the orange cloth with double cross stitches to secure it. 
When finished Naruto lifted his leg into the air satisfied studying his pant-leg to make sure it was undetectable not only to his Sensei but also to anyone they would come in contact with. Upon approval, the boy jumped up tugging his jacket on turning while zipping it closed finally finished with his checklist.He didn't even take time to use the door his breakfast cup of ramen secured between his teeth. Taking a deep breath he looked at himself in the mirror reaching down to pull his bag onto his pack. After carefully tying his headband into place he took the ramen into his hand careful not to spill it on himself with too much movement.
 He only posed for a few seconds cautious not to waste too much time Jiraiya seemed the type to leave, and Naruto would then have to spend all morning trying to catch up as his first lesson. Sliding his bag onto his back he slid the window up quickly darting out while kicking backwards above the window seal. Naruto didn't wait for the click that came from the wood falling back into place; the latch locking over it securing his place. Naruto had tested it so much he knew it worked. There was no point in questioning if he had locked the door if he never used it to began with. 
Making his way along the rooftops the blond tilted his bead back downing the rest of his ramen with paced steps so not to slip on the tiling lining the rooftops. When he finished his meal, he gripped the gutter swinging down tucking his legs to land perfectly before darting off again leaping up to climb the next structure with four timed jumps. Tossing the cup into the trash Naruto continued sliding down the panels landing in front of the merchant shop for his first pit stop. He was late for sure but the boy could make up the time on foot, Naruto knew the village better than any and the shortcuts were favored when he had somewhere to be quickly. Every corner and alley Naruto knew all too well having explored Konoha either out of boredom or while fleeing from one of his pranks.
 Naruto moved as fast as his short legs would carry him leaping back onto the rooftops balancing out with his arms having missed the landing because of timing resulting in a quick stumble. He had to work on those landings or he was going to end up making a fool of himself one day that way. As he picked up pace he counted the seconds, compensating for the time. He paced his breathing to not to tire out quickly. 
Distracted Naruto's fingers worked on the brown wrappings tying the strings around it growing frustrated every time the entire thing almost slipped off. Finally the kid gave up rolling up the gift in the paper tying the string around the ends with four loops securing it in a knot satisfied. He had seen it a few weeks earlier but thought nothing of it until he met his Sensei. It wasn't the wrappings that mattered anyways it was the gift and thought. Using his teeth he jerked off the price tag he had almost forgotten spitting it out with no attempt to catch the paper as it flew behind him.When the white locks came into view Naruto mentally cheered pushing harder finally catching up. 
Naruto felt drawn to the old toad and it was more than just the lessons he could learn from him, he honestly looked up to him. When within feet, he finally called out waving his arms back and forth his wide grin on his face hoping that the old man had not changed his mind. Naruto knew he had not because Jiraiya Sensei was still waiting for him patiently, a feat only Iruka and Kakashi had done. Naruto grew excited this man was waiting for HIM; things definitely were changing for sure. The thought brought a loud fit of laughter the blond halting to a stop in front of the Sannin dust kicking up under his feet. 
Both hands gripped the bag handles as Naruto leaned forward bending his knees slightly greeting his new Sensei. Without warning the small scratched hand pushed out towards the elder, a poorly wrapped gift was extended towards Jiraiya. He waited patiently for Jiraiya to realize Naruto had done some research and found out it was his birthday.
 The Uzumaki had bought the old man a gift because his Sensei were all very important to him simply they had chosen to be in his life. A wide grin crossed his whiskers the boy hoping that the Sannin would like his gift. When Naruto bought it questions were raised until he offered to pay double for it. The questions of age was quickly shoved aside presenting Naruto a very happy shop keeper.
"Happy Birthday, Ero Sannin, I got you the perfect gift and I know you'll like it, 'ttebayo!"
In the village there was a young Geisha that was famed for her beauty and she allowed herself to be painted by a customer who in turn sold it because of value. In their customs the Geisha women were very discreet and high class bringing the value of the painting up but Naruto didn't know that fact. All he saw was a naked lady painted on a scroll and figured the old pervert would like it. He didn't understand the world enough to know why it was famed but he knew his master would like it if nothing else. The boy didn't really ask too many questions with his objective even when the shopkeeper inquired what he was going to do with it. Shaking the gift with wide eyes Naruto dropped it into the elders hand turning from him with a wave.
A part of him was worried if he left he would loose his  friends that he did have in the village but he was still more than ready to leave. He was excited he would be able to go with such a powerful Shinobi and to make for time. He didn't really give thoughts to how hard the training would actually be. It didn't matter because Naruto was willing to go as far as it took to be able to protect those he cared for it was his Ninja way. He would return and Sakura would be happy and then he could focus on becoming Hokage. It was a innocent mind with tunnel vision but who could blame him. The shadow of the village crest cast over them shifting with the rays of the sun as he passed under. Blue orbs moved to the large doors that were being pulled open under direct command. He looked up to the guards and could see quick flashes in between the trees moving to position only because of a trained eye. 
Naruto assumed them to be Anbu. The village was under tight security and the gates were even more guarded especially when opened. The village was under guard because of the loss of their Hokage in which Naruto was also sad for despite his opinion of the old man. The biggest fear echoing out was who the next Hokage was and would they be able to name them before the other villages found out their weakness. The thought brought worry to him but he was certain with his Kakashi Sensei and others they would be safe for sure. He grew excited the more he thought about the awesome training he was going to get. The energetic boy half cheered darting out past the gates with loud yelps of glee. Stopping in a skid he did a little dance before rushing back to stop in front of Jiraiya with round pleading eyes.
"You gonna teach me somethin' awesome while we walk. What are ya gonna teach me anyways cuz I'm ready to learn all sorts of awesome Jutsu. Which one you gonna teach me first?"
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eddiecabbagee · 4 years
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kakaobi geisha!au
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+ kakashi’s just chillin’ with his dog
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ao3feed-kakairu · 5 years
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I See Fire
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2K8NMDV
by drelfina
In which Iruka is back at work in his Geisha House several months later, and oh, he's been assigned his first maiko.
Good luck Iruka-sensei.
Who would have thought being a geisha was so hard?
Title from: I See Fire, by Ed Sheeran. Chapter titles from various other songs, including Over the Misty Mountain Cold, the Last Goodbye, and at one point, ABBA.
Words: 249, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of the Geisha Network
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Umino Iruka, Yamato | Tenzou, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Itachi
Relationships: Umino Iruka/Yamato | Tenzou, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka/Yamato | Tenzou, Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Shisui
Additional Tags: Team 7 makes a brief appearance, Hello Shisui you looking fine today, surprise! Guess where this is going, Alternate Universe - Geisha, geisha au, Worldbuilding, super fucking slow burn, this is so fucking slow guess when they finally get into the same room, curly haired Umino Iruka, Wavy Hair Uchiha Shisui, non-standard hair types, Love Language, see how many kinds of love language you can spot in this, a hint of gore if you know anything about Uchiha, cameo appearance of someone cool at the end, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, No angst here, just screaming about slow burn
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2K8NMDV
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tipsyraconteur · 6 years
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The Old Razzle Dazzle, Part 4
Pairing: KakaSaku Rating: E (SOON) Word Count: ~1.9k Read on AO3 – Read on FF.net
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 5
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Sakura took a steadying breath as she paused outside the hotel room she’d been sharing with Kakashi. It had taken all of twenty minutes for the nearby ANBU patrol to come and take away the three missing nin from the club, and the trip back to the hotel hadn’t taken very long—certainly not long enough to process everything that had happened that night.
It wasn’t seeing Kakashi in drag that had her in such a tailspin. Sure, she’d gotten to see him in a dress, which was hilarious. But that wasn’t what was occupying her thoughts.
She and Kakashi had had undeniable chemistry. More than that—they’d flirted. But the question that Sakura couldn’t get out of her mind was, did Kakashi only flirt with her as part of his act as ‘Setsuko’? Or had he started to see her in a different light, just how she’d started to view him differently?
Steeling herself, Sakura turned the doorknob and pushed open the door, only to have it hit an object on the floor. Looking down, Sakura saw a large, red, sparkly heel lying on the ground, its mate strewn haphazardly beside it. Pushing the door completely open, Sakura’s eyes followed the trail of Kakashi’s discarded drag outfit as it led to the bathroom. She identified what could only be shreds of his pantyhose and grinned to herself, wondering if he’d used a kunai to cut himself out, or if he’d just sliced through them with his fake nails like some sort of sparkly beast.
The bathroom door was wide open, the mirror inside still coated with steam. Moving further into the room, Sakura reached out to swing the door shut, and with it out of the way she could finally see Kakashi.
He was lying on the bed with his feet on the floor, one arm thrown over his face, wearing the same low-slung black pants as earlier, his masked undershirt discarded next to him on the coverlet. Sakura probably would have found this curious if Kakashi hadn’t chosen that moment to sit up. Still wet from the shower, beads of water stood out on the lean muscles of his chest and abdomen. A drop of water slid down the cut of muscle by his hip, slowly sliding down beneath the waistband of his pants. She watched its fascinating journey, unable to stop herself. That feeling she’d had had all night—that feeling of undeniable attraction—returned in full force.
"Sakura!" Kakashi's tone was annoyed and brooked no insolence. Finally snapping her gaze up to his face, Sakura choked.
The makeup he’d been wearing, undeterred by the regular soap she assumed he’d used in the shower, had chosen to smear all over his face rather than actually come off in any way. His eyes were black, sparkly pits, and his mouth and the skin around it was stained bright red. Jerking a thumb toward his face, he growled, "How the fuck do you get this shit off?"
Maybe it was the fact that he looked like some sort of crazy raccoon clown, or maybe it was the fact that she'd heard more foul language from him during this mission than she had in the entire time she'd known him, but Sakura couldn’t stay composed. She collapsed into laughter, sagging back to lean against the vanity by the bed as she clapped her hands over her mouth. It didn't help—the unimpressed look he gave her just made his face even funnier, and she ended up covering her eyes instead, in an attempt to make herself stop laughing.
"At least you managed to get the lashes off," she managed after a moment, fighting off another round of laughter.
He stood and stepped forward in a way that might have been menacing if his face hadn't made him look like a geisha on a walk of shame. She bit her lip in a failed effort not to grin as he stared at her and repeated, "How. Do you get. This off."
Sakura finally took pity on him and pointed toward the chair in front of the vanity. "Sit down. I'll help you."
He slouched into the chair with a long-suffering sigh, and Sakura turned to face the vanity, grabbing her bottle of makeup remover and a bag of disposable cotton pads. Wetting one of the pads, she turned around and hopped up to sit on the vanity. When she waved him closer, he scooched the chair toward her until her feet were dangling on either side of his knees. Acutely aware of how close he was, Sakura ignored the fluttering in her stomach as she took his chin in her hand. She began to wipe at the black mess that surrounded one of his eyes, a wide smile still on her face.
“I’m glad you’re enjoying this so much,” he sulked, closing his eyes.
“Aww, don’t be in such a bad mood,” she cooed playfully. Wiping the mess from his eyelid, Sakura watched as his scar was slowly revealed, continuing in a faux pouty voice, “I miss Setsuko. She was much more cheerful than you.”
The eye that wasn’t being cleaned opened, peeking at her. “Too bad. She’s gone forever.”
Discarding the cotton pad she’d been using, Sakura grabbed a fresh one as she teased, “I don’t know, I bet she’s still in there somewhere.”
Kakashi’s lips twitched lightly, his eye shutting again as he mused, “What about Momo? You should bring her back out. She was saucy.” His tone implied that, by comparison, Sakura was not saucy.
Sakura straightened, offended. “I can be saucy.”
Both of his eyes opened, and there was a mischievous glint in them. “Prove it.”
“I don’t have to prove anything to you!” Sakura aimed the toe of her shoe at his side and he laughed, catching it in his hand and keeping it away from his vulnerable ribs. Wanting to put him back on the defensive, she archly continued, "Besides, sometimes saucy is a bad thing. Look how over-the-top Setsuko was."
Kakashi let her foot fall back toward the vanity, but his fingertips lingered on her ankle, sending little electric bolts over her skin as they dropped to slowly slide her shoe off her foot. He had a knowing look in his eye as he let it drop to the floor. “You liked it.”
An embarrassed flush crept over Sakura's face. “Shut up.” Her mind was racing—she’d halfway expected their flirtation to end the second he’d shed his role as Setsuko, but that didn’t seem to be the case. Knowing she was probably turning pink as possibilities filled her head, she busied herself with switching to his other eye, having cleaned all of the makeup off of the first one.
Kakashi easily switched so that he was peering at her from the freshly-cleaned eye instead. There was a slightly wolfish quirk to his lips as he continued, "You liked it so much you let a low-rank ninja deck you like a rookie because you were too busy checking out my ass."
Putting Kakashi on the defensive had definitely not worked—and it was hard to focus when she could feel the warm, rough pads of his fingers tracing up the back of her ankle. Swallowing, she tried again. "Well, what about you?"
He lazily raised one silver brow. "What about me?"
Sakura wiped at the last of the sparkly black smear around his eye. "You sure seemed angry at that missing nin," she said suggestively, remembering the thunderous look he'd gotten when he'd seen Jin’s hand halfway up her skirt.
"I didn't like the look of him," Kakashi said casually, his expression unchanging, even as his fingertips crept higher.  
Sakura scoffed, as if her pulse wasn’t racing. "You didn't like him touching me," she corrected.
His palm was smoothing over her calf now, bold and unhurried. He held her gaze, his grey irises looking softer now without all of the makeup around them. "Maybe I didn't."
At his admission, a slow grin pulled at the corners of Sakura's mouth. Kakashi smirked at her expression, adding, "Don't look so smug. I'm still better at fighting in heels than you."
“Shut up!” she said again, kicking out with her other foot, which he caught as easily as he did the first one. An ankle in each hand, he tugged her toward the edge of the vanity in retaliation, and she had to part her legs a little more to make room for him. His fingers slid her second shoe off, letting it thump to the floor. She could smell him now: shampoo and soap and man.
“At least I don’t have lipstick all over my face,” she finally said in a voice that was embarrassingly breathy, and not challenging like she’d intended. Knowing from experience how bad makeup remover tasted, she grabbed her bottle of coconut oil instead. Taking a fresh cotton pad, she began to clean the red smears from around his mouth, all of her attention focused on the way his lips parted slightly to help her as she worked to remove the lipstick.
Kakashi actually stayed silent while she worked, and to Sakura the air around them felt heavy with anticipation. When she finished with the last cotton pad, she murmured to him to keep still while she took a face cloth off of the vanity and wiped the remaining oil and lipstick from his skin. She smiled at him when she was done, and he smiled back.
“Speaking of my heeled fighting prowess, you can add that to the list of things that you will never tell anyone about this mission,” he said in a casually pleasant voice, like his hands hadn’t found their way to the tops of her thighs.
“I don’t know,” Sakura began in a playfully doubtful voice, trying to keep her breathing steady, “I couldn’t keep something like that from my Hokage.”
Reaching up, he curled his hand around the back of her neck and pulled her down toward him, his voice low as he said, “I was planning on convincing you to keep it to yourself.”
At the feel of his lips against hers, Sakura’s eyes fluttered shut and she melted into him. The tension that had been building between them was finally set loose, and she was eager to give into it, but Kakashi was as unhurried as ever. The soft brush of his fingertips across the nape of her neck sent tingles down her spine and she parted her lips, letting him angle her head to deepen the kiss. The slightest touch of his tongue against hers was enough to make her pulse rush in her ears, and she held back a whimper.  
Kakashi slowly broke the kiss, lingering as he looked at her with heavily-lidded eyes. “Are you convinced yet?” he asked in that same low voice, that was just a bit rougher than before.
“Not even close,” Sakura breathed, lying through her teeth.
Both his hands moved to her hips and he abruptly pulled her off the vanity and into his lap. She felt his arm curl around her waist as he pulled her against him, and she shivered as his warm breath curled against her ear.
“I was hoping you would say that.”
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ID= What if Naruto and Sasuke weren’t the main protagonists of the show? Enter the “New” team 7, also known as the “Four Fears” (Sakura-Ino-?Tamari?<find sub or excuse. Tenten?>-Hinata). These group of deviant ninja are bad to the bone and are not going to change any time soon. Naruto’s a little femmy sub who Hinata and Sakura take turns doing, and Sasuke is the real man that Ino and Sakura fight over. Of course to make a badass team you have to have a badass leader (it had to be kikashi, it had to be=) ). Pretty much the storyline revamped and centered around these four. Possible futa (more prehensile tentacle that comes out of veginal canal or a pair of them) but gonna keep that on the down low, make it one of those ‘Forbidden Justus’ (an entire village got corrupted and had started attacking other villages). So massive femdom and yuri with strap-ons/feel-does.
 Timeline:
Warring States Period
First Shinobi War (‘not long after the construction of hidden villages after warring states period’)
Second Shinobi War (20 years after first war)
Third Shinobi War (10 years prior to series beginning, approximately 10-8 years after Second Shinobi War)
 (Naru)- Would need to break up and re-order the teams since Team 7 is all together new.
(Naru)- Regular uses of natures can be used (all can be open to an experienced or prodigy user). However, a Kekkei Genkai is a specific marker that allows the user to MERGE two natures or more into a "new nature" (ice, lava, magnet, storm, wood, mud, etc.). While these are rare they not inherently exclusive to clans only that they appear more often in certain familial lines. Hence ice-release is a thing only heard of in the Yuki clan. In all technicality ANYBODY can inherit a Kekkei Genkai (or more than one) so long as they are of the five natures (fire-water-earth-wind-lightening). Hiden techniques such as shadow jutsu of the Nara or the size jutsu of the Akimichi are not Kekkei Genkai; but rather technique secrets passed down orally between chosen family members.
(Naru)- Will make a few OCs to fill in some characteristics and story arcs (since Naruto is not the main character and the original storyline is not going to be the one presented (only as background story). Will have to make a few new villains and story arcs as well.
(Naru)- If Naruto and Sasuke went with another (yet unnamed ninja student) to escort the bridge builder, who would be the leader of their team? (chunin/jonin character <cannon or oc>= Urushi? Tsuzumi Sarugaku? Iwashi Tatami? Kabure Tokisuki? Tsubaki!?!) And what would the other Team 7 be doing in the mean time? (have to make up a mission)
(Naru)- Any absorption and correct use of natural energy/chakra is senjutsu or sage art. as seen being used by the snake and toad sanctuaries, and also by Hashirama Senju. the later using a form of sage mode not seen by the others (wood sage?). in this way one could theorize that using natural chakra, while difficult, is applicable to all forms of jutsu that use chakra. So anything between genjutsu and ninjutsu could utilize natural energy and could form a 'sage mode' so to speak if one is talented enough.
(Naru)- Fire, earth, and wind combine to form Dust release. Fire, earth, and lightning would be something between magnet and steel release.
(Naru)- Prisma release (alt light release) would be a combination of fire and lightning kekkei genkai, though what exactly it is would be the better part of the question.
(Naru)- Thunder release (wind-lightning)? I saw another label as 'sound' but neither seems quite correct.
(Naru)- Alt names for wind+lightning kekkei genkai: sky release, thunder release (probably going to have to be this one), sound release,
(Naru)- Lightning+fire release would be either ignition, discharge, flare, spark, burn
(Naru)- possible alt food that SHOULD be in univers
·       Udon or Soba noodles
·       Miso soup
·       Nabe hot pot
·       Onigiri
·       Sushi
·       Tofu (fried, dried, etc.)
·       Takoyaki
·       Rice porridge
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  <taijutsu will be labeled as hand-to-hand combat as well as proficiency of weapons and such>
<Character specialties will be listed after bio in order of proficiency, greatest to least. Though some of these may be equal depending on character>
  <New Teams of the Hidden Leaf>:
Team 6
·       Hoshokawa Imari (leader)
·       Sasuke Uchiha
·       Naturo Uzumaki
·       Ichida Naba
Team 7 ‘four fears’
·       Kakashi Hatake (leader)
·       Sakura Haruno
·       Ino Yamanaka
·       Hinata Hyuga
·       (tenten/temari)
Team 8
·       Kurinai Yuhi (leader)
·       Shino Aburame
·       Jagen Koyasu
·       Akamaru (dog) and Kiba Inuzuka
Team 10
·       Asuma Sarutobi (leader)
·       Choji Akamichi
·       Shikamaru Nara
·       Kyudo Yamanaki
Team Guy
·       Might Guy (leader)
·       Neji Hyuga
·       Rock Lee
·       ? (tenten joins after temari?)
  (Original characters to replace relocated ones):
Hoshokawa Imari (Team 6 Instructor/Jonin)- slightly OCD but more worrying type. Tries to be stern (and can be when it counts) but often is seen as bluster. Ninjutsu water release user? (would be cool if he wielded a spear or nagata or something).  Be of average height, maybe a little more muscle than average (compensating or as a stress relief). Probably has a huge appetite (also stress relief). I'm going to say brown hair (actually dyed from blond so highlights tend to show original color), green eyes, and wears headband as a bandana (kind of).
Ichida Naba (Team 6 alt student to replace Sakura)- Slightly timid/insecure and indecisive (someone has to be). Has tendency to wear baggy clothing with lots of pockets and fanny packs, etc. Over prepared would be a good word for it. Does tend to panic and/or overthink things, making simple problems more complicated, but is generally okay. I'm going to say brown hair in a tail, brown eyes and somewhat ruddy complexion. Shows promise in genjutsu and some ninjutsu (what nature release? earth?), pretty decent taijutsu but seems to be at a loss with any weapon other than throwing stars, kunai, and paper bombs (even to the point of not understanding how to counter them).
Jagen Koyasu (Team 8 -kurenai- fill in)- Jagen as in (rock-paper-scissors)?
Kyudo Yamanaki (Team 10 -asuma- fill in)- A young but prospectively capable ninja from the famed Yamanaki clan. He forms up with the rest of team 10 so that the ino-shika-cho trio is complete. Despite not being as gung-ho as Ino, Kyudo balances it with being a persistent force between the three of them. Kyudo will persist until Shikamaru does something or Choji
Naga Uchiyama (Team guy fill in for tenten?)- Combines earth ninjutsu techniques with taijutsu, but still has trouble keeping up with the other two. Fills in for the long range Tenten. Bit exuberant but not as much as Guy or Lee. Tends to side with Neji given the chance.
   (Original) Characters: (by village) (Can be allied or enemy)
Amayha- Orphan who inherits the sharingan of the Uchiha but due to impure blood cannot manifest mangeyko sharingan (anything lower than is fair game). Lightening-wind natures but has talent for coping almost any other nature technique. Because of wandering/solitary nature and nomadic/mercenary lifestyle Amayha has gathered a number of skills and techniques. One such technique is the ability to use one handed signs that is born out of a means for survival rather than studied learning. Is a very 'learn by sight' person and is self-taught in almost all aspects. Her preferred weapons are kunai, shuriken (throwing stars) paired with wires, smoke bombs, and paper bombs. She also has an intricate Tanto-type knife she keeps sheathed at her back in her belt, but tries her best not to use it. The blade is special and leeches chakra with every strike. Handle and sheath appear as one in dark lacquer wood oval shape. Old script runs down the length of sheath and handle in some sort of enchantment. Amayha's favorite dish is Onigiri in variety (any combination of rice ball with other ingredients). She views them as a combination of favorite snack and surprise present. Also, for one such as her portability is your friend.
·       Ninjutsu (lightning + wind release main_ copy any other nature technique), taijutsu (and proficiency of weapons, poisons, etc.), genjutsu, summoning jutsu, sealing jutsu.
·       Apparel- Often wearing a conical hat or sugegasa (菅笠) (in Japanese).
Ichika Hanako- (see: naruto___yakuza_x_loli_x_yanki_by_momoko_kawase-2) Perhaps the only person Amayha could call a friend. She is technically a ninja herself but works at a lowbrow pub/geisha house (mix of strip joint and bar, hooters basically) in the land of fire, though she is originally from the hidden waterfall village. Dark blue hair cut short (pixie cut?) makes, kissable lips, and her casual attitude makes her seem like a flirty tomboy. Often wears dark colors for her eyes but rarely lipstick. She often wears short shorts, a (Sports? Wind breaker?) jacket (Akatsuki style), tight-weave fishnet leggings (thigh-highs), and an expensive looking lace bra (blue-purple of course) to hide her rounding bust (mature for her age, perhaps C-cup?). Around her back, arms, and sides is an intricate tattoo of red cherry blossoms on branches and golden koi fish swimming in a feather-edged cloud of dull blue-violet. Usually wears a hair pin, a red hydrangea with yellow center. Has a secret shibari fetish; prefers to be the one tied up rather than the one doing the tying. In this way she has a strange attraction to powerlessness. Amayha is one of the few people she trusts to enact the sexual fantasy with. Though it’s more than just sexual. Deep in her psyche is a longing to be bound, tied up and held at the mercy of ropes that constrict around her form to the will of another. Binds not even a ninja can escape. Aside from these, she’s quite talented as a ninja. Her ninjutsu is on par with most jonin. The specialties of fire and water release are at her disposal. Her taijutsu is also very good and she prefers kunai or throwing stars with wires (perhaps something she picked up from Amayha, or vis versa). She can only do simple genjutsu, but after practicing with others she is adept at dispelling it. Her summoning jutsu is okay, the animal/thing being a
·       Ninjutsu (water + fire release), taijutsu (prefers kunai and shuriken with wires), genjutsu (little but good at dispelling), summoning jutsu (?)
Yuko- A Yuki clan member in hiding and is Bogo's younger cousin. The more effeminate Yuko resents Bogo for his misuse of power and brash attitude that could endanger the many other Yuki clan members still in hiding. Like Bogo, Yuko is a ninja of the mist but is not rogue. He has mastered wind and water (as well as ice), but can also use fire nature to some efficiency. Resembles 'Haku' to some extent.
·       Ninjutsu (wind + water release +kekkei genkai ice release + a little fire release), taijutsu (weapon proficiency, poisons, etc.), summoning jutsu
Ryukin- A prodigy able to wield all nature releases. She is also able to wield the lightning-wind Kekkei Genkai. The young but keen minded Ryukin is an able student of the ninja arts, dabbling a little in each. She spends her free time studying and practicing other jutsu as well as learning how to counter them. Ryukin aims for being an Anbu member or a ninja scout. She has both the fortitude and the strategic mind to do so. She hails from the mist village under the new Mizukage (Mei Terumi).
·       Ninjutsu (All nature releases + lightning-wind kekkei genkai), genjutsu, taijutsu (proficiency with weapons, poisons, etc.), summoning jutsu, sealing jutsu
Nobu- One of the Hozuki clan who is able to transform his body into water. And like others of his clan he has a shark like appearance. Is a water user with a penchant for taijutsu and bojutsu.
·       Taijutsu (specifically staff oriented techniques; other weapons, poisons, etc.), ninjutsu (water release)
Naga- A girl from the sand village who is a wind release user. She specializes like temari but also uses a few genjutsu techniques with her ninjutsu and taijutsu. Instead of on large fan, Naga carries a multitude of smaller fans that she also uses for her own genjutsu techniques. Is slightly haughty but comes off as cold. Inside she is actually quite caring and does not want to fight others. She specializes in spy missions and as a scout.
·       Ninjutsu (wind release), taijutsu (specializing in fans; weapons, etc.), genjutsu (a little; incorporates fans), summoning jutsu (similar to temari’s but different)
Yahiko- A rogue ninja from the shirogane puppet clan of the sand. He is of a nobler breed than other of the mercenary type. He often uses his techniques to put on elaborate puppet shows for children and any who will come to watch.
·       Puppet jutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, summoning jutsu, sealing jutsu
Sanaka- Yahiko's adopted little sister who was found as an orphan by the sand ninja during one of his plays. The girl is of the thought to be extinct senju clan but does not have the capability of wood release Kekkei Genkai. Her earth and water releases are still powerful when she uses them; and she has a green thumb as homage to her senju roots. Trained by Yahiko in the basics, Sanaka had to learn ninjutsu by watching others or picking up the occasional lesson from other ninja. Yahiko managed to convince some of his old friends in various villages to teach Sanaka ninjutsu and genjutsu techniques. His reasoning being that the pair would need skills to defend themselves and each other should a price be put on their heads.
·       Ninjutsu (earth + water release + some other natures but minor), genjutsu, taijutsu (weapons proficiency), specialty in poisons and medicinal healing (not chakra)
Ragna- Fire and earth release specialist. Utilizes genjutsu and ninjutsu to attack long range. Though he is young, Ragna has a level head on his shoulders. He is too shy/scared to take over and is best with a good leader.
·       Ninjutsu (fire + earth release), genjutsu
Matsuken- Blade master from the village hidden in the rain. Matsuken is a deadly assassin with S-rank and A-rank missions over several villages. She is a master of any ninja weapon, combining them with her skill of wind and water release. Matsuken went rogue after the last shinobi war ended, choosing to live a life of solitude rather than go on feeding the darkness that haunts her dreams.
·       Taijutsu (proficiency in weapons, poisons, etc.), ninjutsu (wind + water release)
Rengen- Lightning wielding girl from the leaf village with a quick temper and a quicker fighting spirit. Feisty with a hint of teasing. Though she can be competitive at times, Rengen does not find pleasure in demoralizing her rivals. Instead she finds it better to challenge them and encourage them. As such she’s kind of a tsundere when it comes to her own feelings. Rengen uses her lightning abilities to amplify her taijutsu (similar to the raikage) and creates effective ninjutsu specializing in close quarters blitz techniques.
·       Taijutsu (amplified by ninjutsu; weapons proficiency, etc.), ninjutsu (lightning release)
Uraiha- A wind and lightning release user, one of the few able to enact the Kekkei Genkai of such natures. He also wields fire release but to a much lesser extent. Uraiha is a leaf village ninja (what age?) and has an honorary disposition. Is strategic but also a merciful opponent. This can get him into trouble sometimes as his opponents are not so gracious or trustworthy.
·       Ninjutsu (wind + lightning release and kekkei genkai wind-lightning; some fire release), taijutsu (weapons proficiency, etc.)
Yui- Wind release user from the village hidden by the waterfall. Yui is a woman accustomed to the hardships of life and bears the scars to prove it. She travels abroad to monitor other lands and see how the political tides of other nations flow. Yui is not a spy so to speak. She is rather a watcher who catches the usual information (commerce, construction, military, and such) before reporting them back to her village.
·       Ninjutsu (wind release), taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.), summoning jutsu
Kyusha- An odd ninja from the village hidden in the grass who has taken to mercenary work. Though in reality it is more like tame bounty hunting as he only takes offers to keep himself afloat and always brings them in alive. Never the less Kyusha is a talented earth release user with combination of all jutsu (gen-nin-tai).
·       Ninjutsu (earth release)-Taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.)-Genjutsu (all equally capable in proficiency)
Lyi- A girl specializing in ninjutsu and genjutsu similar to Konan's own origami based ninjutsu. Lyi hails from the village hidden in the rain and it is probable that she may have seen Konan battle, thereby influencing her own ninjutsu/genjutsu.
·       Ninjutsu (specialized origami type similar to konan’s + wind release), genjutsu, taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.)
Hidden Rain Village Team=
Tenha- A specialist in weapons and creator of several unique ninjutsu. He specializes in ranged combat. An assassin and scout by trade, Tenha is a capable leader with several A-rank missions under his belt. He hails from the village hidden in the rain.
·       Ninjutsu (unique techniques + ? release), taijutsu, summoning jutsu
Rhokan- Water release type specializing in ninjutsu. He is a sensory type and often employed as a scout. Rhokan hails from the village hidden in the rain though he has no loyalties to Pain or the Akastuki.
·       Ninjutsu (water release + sensory type), taijutsu
  Grey-Neutral Characters (Allies-Enemies depending on chronological events):
Hitomi Higashi- (see: img-thing) Sultry and seductive Kakashi look alike. She’s got the spikey white hair, half-mask, muscled figure (though a lot curvier), and even an eyepatch to match. Her chakra nature also matches Kikashi’s lightning. But that’s where the similarities end. Hitomi hails from the hidden mist village and was in their academy during the dark times (bloody mist). She made it through with quite a few scars (all mental) but out none the less. She mostly works as a mercenary loaned out to other rulers and countries for good will purposes. Any low value intel she gathers is sent back to the homeland but Hitomi is not an active spy. Her clothing is a pit odd but fitting of her personality. The headband she wears around her neck is black clothed and loose. Torn mesh top (tight weave nylon? Might have been a shirt at one point or a one-piece) is “reinforced” by a strapless tube top that is WAY too tight on her D-cups. Likewise she wears tight leather pants and long gloves that reach to her upper arms. The eyepatch she wears is studded though if she actually lost the eye, no one knows. Her mask is also tight along her face and she wears an additional one to hide her features if on a mission. Her clothing does little to hide her toned midrift and the swirling star-flower tattoo there. Hitomi also has a tribal tattoo of red-black along her shoulder and upper arm that resembles leaf anbu markers. But hers is broader and more decorative. Her main weapons of choice are inky black kunai she keeps.
·       Ninjutsu (lightning release), taijutsu (favored kunai), genjutsu, summoning jutsu, sealing jutsu
The Magician- A highly specialized mercenary who handles interrogation and investigation into chakra related matters. His personal jutsu of choice is a wide array of genjutsu as his ninjutsu is lacking and taijutsu is nigh none existent. The Magician also uses powerful barrier jutsu, chakra flow and absorption, fuinjutsu (sealing jutsu), juinjutsu (curse seal marks), and medical ninjutsu.
·       Genjutsu, sealing jutsu, curse mark jutsu, barrier jutsu, medical jutsu, ninjutsu, taijutsu
Bogo- A wandering mercenary who was once a former ninja of the mist. He is secretly a Yuki clan member and has inherited the Kekkei Genkai of such. Brutal as he is arrogant. Bogo in only able to use wind and water natures as well as the ice release nature.
·       Ninjutsu (wind + water release + kekkei genkai ice release), taijutsu (proficiency of weapons, etc.)
Jorgen- A specialty earth type ninjutsu user that combines it with his taijutsu. Close quarters combat is his specialty and can be employed to assassinate targets with his hands alone. Known as 'the crusher'. He hails from the village hidden by rocks. Unknown to others he also specializes in water release nature.
·       Ninjutsu (earth release + lesser known water release), taijutsu
Nura- Genjutsu and ninjutsu user that specializes in long range as well as illusions. He is a rogue ninja from the leaf village that went off the reservation when Orochimaru left. His specialties are fire release nature. However, he focuses more on his genjutsu which has been used across the land to assassinate high targets.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (fire release), taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.)
Hidden Rock village team=
Ichigane- Loyal ninja from the village hidden in the rocks, Ichigane is torn between the cold-hearted nature of his job and his natural compassion for others. He is an earth and fire nature specialist, going so far as being able to enact lava release Kekkei Genkai.
·       Ninjutsu (earth + fire release and lava kekkei genkai release), taijutsu, summoning jutsu
Narugane- Ichigane's older sister who has a more cynical outlook on life 'a job is a job' and all that. She is somewhat of an odd ball in the fact that her ninjutsu is IMPOSSIBLY specialized. She is only able to use Kekkei Genkai Ice-release and Boil-release techniques. No water, fire, or wind natures (as individual natures) at all. It is theorized that she shares blood with the "extinct" Yuki clan but the possibility of such is slim.
·       Ninjutsu (highly specialized ice kekkei genkai release and boil kekkei genkai release), taijutsu, genjutsu (very little), summoning jutsu
Kagane- Affiliated and oftentimes matched on a team with the two above, Kagane is the youngest of the three. He is a sensory and genjutsu type only, no ninjutsu and barely any taijutsu (only the basics). Often seen or referred to as weak because he cannot withstand blows. As such he is usually a distance away from action and fights from a distance. Albeit with deadly efficiency. He is often employed when the village hidden in the rocks wishes to capture someone alive.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (only sensory type), taijutsu (only basics), summoning jutsu
Hidden Cloud village scout team=
Daito- Cloud village ninja who uses wind and earth release. He also tempters said releases with his specialty in bladed weapons, primarily of which is kenjutsu. Daito carries two short swords across his back and one at his waist in addition to the many kunai he carries. He is a Chunin who is often paired with younger ninjas who show potential.
·       Ninjutsu (wind + earth release), taijutsu/kenjutsu (weapon proficiency specializing in bladed weapons, especially swords)
Nanto- Odd ball ninja from the cloud village who uses poisons and bladed weapons. Is mainly a trap setter. He utilizes his weapons/taijutsu along with genjutsu to great effect. Nanto is playful but can be somewhat sadistic at times. His naïve façade masks a killer inside a boy's body.
·       Taijutsu (weapons proficiency and poisons, etc.), genjutsu
The Five Elements Sealing Combat Team= A sealing team under the direction of the five daimyos rather than the five kages. They do not operate as a kill team but rather as a capture or neutralization of a target.
Brashka Noama- Leader of the team, and tallest of the bunch. He specializes in lightning release from long distance as his taijutsu is distinctly lacking. However, Brashka makes up for this by combining ninjutsu with subtle genjutsu. Like all the others, he wields sealing jutsu.
·       Ninjutsu (lightning release), genjutsu, sealing jutsu
Nanoko Noama- Younger brother of Brashka and the earth release user. His distinct puppet jutsu combines with his ninjutsu and sealing jutsu. His puppets acting as conduits for his releases. In his way he can not only manipulate puppets but also use earth techniques, as well as enact sealing jutsu.
·       Ninjutsu (earth release), puppet jutsu, sealing jutsu
Karamoro- A new addition to the Five Elements Sealing Team, she is a good will liaison from the hidden mist village and wields capable jutsu. Her water release combines with both sealing and summoning jutsu (typically water animals but can be amphibious). She is from the Hoshigaki clan of the hidden mist.
·       Ninjutsu (water release), sealing jutsu, summoning jutsu
Kankura Nazamiki- Not the quick-tempered fire user. He is one of the team’s close-range fighters, specializing in ninjutsu and taijutsu before others. These make him the “shield” or vanguard that will act as the team’s main attacker while others hold back to deal long range damage. He’s the same age as Brashka and a deal wiser, making him the mentor of the group so to speak. Kankura’s sealing jutsu is not as good as the others, his genjutsu being a LOT better, but he is still capable enough to be on the team.
·       Ninjutsu (fire release), taijutsu, genjutsu, sealing jutsu
Hakujo Nomi- The hot head. Kankura’s accompanying partner in the frontal attach part of the team. The two combined make a deadly wind-fire combination along with their taijutsu while being supported with long range jutsu from the others.
·       Ninjutsu (wind release), taijutsu, sealing jutsu
Hidden Mist Sealing Hunter Team-
·       Genjutsu (short range?), sealing jutsu, ninjutsu (water release), taijutsu
·       Ninjutsu (water release), genjutsu (short range?), sealing jutsu
·       Genjutsu, sealing jutsu, summoning jutsu, proficiency in arms and poisons, ninjutsu (water release)
   Bad Characters:
Sonosu- Said to be hailed by thundering storms, Sonosu is a ninja without a nation. He appeared from the battlefield of the second shinobi war as a child and grew as blood fed the ground. Sonosu is war incarnate. He has no past, no present, and no future. All is endless slaughter and blood. Blood he must spill, blood he must have others spill, blood he will have all spill. There must be blood.
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (lightning release), adequate genjutsu, summoning jutsu
Karyuoh- An older rogue ninja with a rather unusual skill set. He is older than most, perhaps even going back as far as the second shinobi war, and with the mastery to prove it. His sole ninjutsu is yin-yang release as he is unable to invoke any other natures for unknown reasons. However, this amplifies both his genjutsu and taijutsu considerably to levels unheard of in average ninja. He plays the long game and has motives far beyond what others may understand.
·       Ninjutsu (yin-yang release ONLY), genjutsu, taijutsu, and summoning jutsu
Jorugumo- A rather sadistic ninja from the land of rivers that prefers to lay traps and ambushes. Just so she is very adept at sniffing them out. Drawing people in with genjutsu, Jorugumo then secures them with taijutsu (specifically poisons, throwing needles, and wires) and finishes them off. Her specific summon is a large spider (who in turn spawns more spiders).
·       Genjutsu, taijutsu, summoning jutsu
Suiko- The one who drowns in darkness and despair. A ninja from the village hidden in the rain who departed after the last ninja war. He is cold of heart and finds interest only in the last moments of other beings. Whether these last moments are by his own hand or from anothers it matters not. He will wrap his opponents in illusion or if unable to, destroy them with masterful earth and water techniques. His summons are leeches that suck out chakra for him. His only wish is to see death once again in the eyes of others. Again and again.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (earth + water release), summoning jutsu (chakra eating leeches)
Hamuria- Earth user from the sand village. Sadistic and uses traps to slowly kill his prey. Bears a grudge from the last shinobi war and is more than willing to act on it.
·       Ninjutsu (earth release), taijutsu, genjutsu (very little)
Enkon (The Bitter One)- A cast out ninja from the leaf village. He may have done something he was not supposed to or otherwise just a trouble maker. In any case he has turned rogue and bears a grudge against all leaf ninja. He will often take contracts (A-B) against the village to reconcile his want of revenge, but never ventures far into the territory as he knows there are others more powerful than him. And drawing that kind of attention would warrant his head.
·       Ninjutsu (fire and lightning release), taijutsu, summoning jutsu.
Gensho (The Blindfold Assassin)- One who wears constant disguise so the true identity of the person is scarcely known. Most often his/her targets are seemingly low profile until one realizes they prove invaluable in an unforeseen circumstance. The Blindfold Assassin utilizes weapon specialized taijutsu in close quarters but prefers to lay traps, cornering a target before showering them with unavoidable waves of weapons (somewhat like tenten's attacks). In this way it is part taijutsu and part summoning jutsu. He/she also uses genjutsu to slow or weaken the target; making it easier to finish them off. The Blindfold assassin has never been recorded as a ninjutsu user but others are always wary.
·       Taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.), summoning jutsu (weapons, etc.), genjutsu (potent but few have remained alive to detail exact data), ninjutsu (unknown)
Tetsuna (Will of Stone)- One from the hidden rock village, wields a unique kekkei genkai. A stone/rock release in addition to the regular earth release. Like Gara's sand techniques except more formative/solid and brutal. It goes well with strong offense types, of which he is one. Somewhat a loner and silent type. Is a killer and will turn into a cold machine when given a direct order. Nasty stuff. Loves pickled plums for some reason.
·       Ninjutsu (earth release and kekkei genkai stone/rock release), taijutsu (proficiency with weapons, etc.)
The Witch-  A deadly contract killer and alchemist (in reality a title passed from teacher to student). Always dressed in sultry female garb and wears mask bearing the mark of a hidden mist village. Thought to have originated out of the first shinobi war. Every witch uses the same techniques so there is a question as to whether they are related by blood or not. Their victims/targets are usually poisoned, cursed, or meet some unforeseen accident that seems natural. If unable to reach the victim/target or has failed several times, the Witch will resort to more direct methods as a LAST RESORT. The Witch wields extensive taijutsu consisting mainly of poisoned weapons and traps and tricks, genjutsu coupled with poisons and gasses, and incredible ninjutsu of unheard levels. Kekkei Genkai of the witch are Storm release (wind-lightning), Boil release (water-fire), Scorch release (fire-wind), and a unique Gale release (water-wind) that unheard of elsewhere. The Witch also has mastery of the five nature releases beyond Jonin level. Such a target (elusive, seductive, and dangerous) is up for bounty by only the most experienced ninja. (could be the 'psyche' of the first Witch is transferred from student to student since the first. their memories and techniques/kekkei genkai flood into the new blood and grow to infect their being until they are completely the Witch. voluntary of course. as each psyche is compounded into the original individuality is retained but the mentality becomes that of the Witch. prior individuality is kept in the psyches passed down sort of like a ghost 'possessing' the Witch. these can be brought to the fore or consulted at any time. however, the newest mind and the Witch psyche are always dominant.). Prefers to use senbon (needles), wires, and the occasional kunai if drawn down to weapons.
·       Ninjutsu (all five nature releases and sorm, boil, scorch, and gale <water-wind> kekkei genkai releases), genjutsu (few but effective techniques), taijutsu (weapons proficiency, poisons, etc.), summoning jutsu (centipede as personal summon), sealing jutsu
Nhi & Genni (bounty hunter twins, tag-team tactics)= Rogue ninja of unknown origin. They grew up as assassins and have remained as such. They employ a deadly combo, tag-team type attack as they utilize both taijutsu (specifically weapon attacks such as chains, sickle-chains or kusarigama, shuriken, and wires). (based off of demon brothers from anime)
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (earth release)
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (earth release)
The Crushers (Opposites Team)= A pair of mercenaries from the hidden stone village, rogue ninja. They together form a deadly combination of physical and mental attack. While one assaults the target(s) head on, the other hangs back to assault them with genjutsu and ninjutsu.
Shogo- The one behind the scenes. A tall and lean ninja with affinity for genjutsu and ninjutsu. He specializes in mind techniques similar to the Yamanaki clan as well as water style. With these and a smattering of taijutsu he is able to aid his partner from afar.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (yin + water release), taijutsu
Raigo- The warrior. Raigo is the brawn of the two, his taijutsu far surpassing most normal levels and is aided by his yang chakra techniques. With the aid of wind style he also is able to sharpen, harden, or quicken his moves.
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (yang + wind release)
(Earth?) Daimyo’s Personal Kill Team= Composed of specific ninja types as per the daimyo’s orders. They are selected from the many ranks of the Hidden Stone Village (Iwagakure) and have one thing in common, a proficiency in genjutsu. The team members can be old or young so long as they fit the criteria. If one member dies or is found no longer useful, they are replaced with a ninja with the same proficiencies. These members are bound to the daimyo alone and his word is law. They are never to be discovered exactly who they are besides Hidden Stone ninja. If anyone threatens their identity in any way it is a mark on that person’s back for as long as they live. These are the current members:
Nida Kogo- A sultry, green haired woman that wears an expressionless countenance. She is the team’s summoner.
·       Genjutsu, summoning jutsu
Shogo Urigehan- A young prodigy at sealing jutsu. The boy was barely out of the academy when he was seized up per the daimyo’s orders. Bleach blond hair and pail skin with dull blue eyes. A pathetic looking boy, but capable none the less.  
·       Genjutsu, sealing jutsu
Oshira Ryuojo- The old man of the group. He has been through countless battles and has the scars to prove it. Never the less he is not the leader. Oshira wields genjutsu and fire type ninjutsu with deadly efficiency. He participated in the second shinobi war but bears no ill grievance.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (fire release)
Nokoda Hamamochi- One of the team’s leading frontal assault people. A dark haired woman with dark eyes and sharp features. She’s not exactly unattractive but has a cold and unimpressed air about her. She combines subtle genjutsu with taijutsu somewhat like the gentle fist techniques of the Hyuga clan.
·       Genjutsu, taijutsu
Sushiha Jiada- Lightning release and long-range fighter. He hails from a family that defected from the hidden cloud village. His specialty is a combined kunai with wires and lightning so that a certain area in between becomes a kill field of burning electricity. His genjutsu also stems from the light/flash properties of his lightning techniques.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (lightning release)
Sanako Umika- Water release user whose genjutsu is centered around sound, specifically softer sounds like water (which is his specialty). Is a long range type with powerful, wide range attacks. He is often paired with Sushiha when in combat so their combined techniques are more effective.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (water release)
Jiraya Akasuna- Considered an ‘experiment’ as most puppet jutsu is used by the sand village. Certain children that were considered most appropriate and suitable to the methods were selected at a young age. They were subjected to rigorous training and tests over their lives, and many died in the process as they battled against others and each other. Jiraya Akasuna is the blood-paid brain child of this project. His dark eyes have sunk deep into his skull though his strength is never in question by his ripped physique. He employs a number of puppets and carries around scrolls to summon more if needed. Jiraya has also found how to transition normal chakra natures into puppets by making them out of certain materials, but only one nature at a time due to the stress and his on nature limitation.
·       Genjutsu, puppet jutsu, ninjutsu (wind-water-earth release)
Yokoma Hashana- The mind reaper of the team and perhaps the most feared. While Oshira is the old man, Yokoma is by far the oldest. How he has survived all these years on the team is a mystery. His genjutsu is only amplified by the incredible power of his yin release and stolen hidden techniques he has gathered over the years. Yokoma has a single sharingan in his right eye, a treasure from some past war or mission. It is something he guards with jealous ferocity. His yang release is also incredible as he is able to bend and bolster his own body as needed. Though he is not a front line fighter, Yokoma could be seen as the cavalry when a mission goes awry.
·       Genjutsu, ninjutsu (yin-yang release), taijutsu
Combo Kill Team (?)= Your traditional ‘ninja’ in black clothes and totally anonymous.
-Ninjutsu (lightning + water release), taijutsu
-Ninjutsu (earth + wind release), taijutsu
Rogue (as in rogue ninja) Bounty Hunter Group= A collection of rogue ninja of lower ranks so they tend to go around unmolested. They are not really in anybody’s bingo book save for their own nations/villages. While some are skilled, they are not as deadly as some.
Ogen- The default leader of the group and the second oldest. He participated in the third war with others from the hidden grass village.
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (fire release)
Taigen- Much younger cousin of Ogen. He is also from the hidden grass village and relies mostly on his ninjutsu as well as his taijutsu. Being young and hot headed is a bad combination.
·       Ninjutsu (earth release), taijutsu
Shiotastu Inoshi- Oldest of the group and most experienced as well as having the largest skill set. His fire release is the strongest and he is perhaps the most tactically sound of the group. A rather large man with long greying hair and scruffy beard, this one fits the stereotype of ‘sword for hire’. He is a defector from a minor ninja village (?) during the third war and has lived life as a mercenary ever since.
·       Ninjutsu (fire release), taijutsu, genjutsu (very little)
Boshi Umaki- From the village hidden in the grass, this young woman (30s) is the long range fighter of the group. She utilizes her wind-release along with throwing stars and kunai to score hits on their enemies and lead them into traps. In hand-to-hand she takes to flipping and spinning around while her opponent wastes energy. Her lithe body is well adept at this fighting style and is quite flexible. Sometimes she uses her long, blonde hair as a distraction or utilizes it with weapons attached.
·       Taijutsu, ninjutsu (wind release)
    Basic things:
(Naru)- Original teams (leaf village) were Team 7 (Naruto-Sasuke-naruto), Team 8 (Hinata-Kiba-Shino), Team 10 (Choji-Shikamaru-Ino), and Team Guy (Rock Lee-Neji-Tenten).
 (kamizuru clan-bee/insect users)
(yuki clan- ice release kekki genkai_haku)
(hozuki clan- waterbody/shark types)
(Chinoike clan- sharingan like eyes that control iron based liquids and able to wield powerful genjitsu)
(Fuma clan- genjutsu and medical jutsu users with powerful abilities and techniques)
(Kazekage Clan- wind release and rarely magnetic kekkei genkai release)
(Shirogane Clan- puppet jutsu clan)
(aburame clan- insect users)
(akimichi clan- calories to strength/chakra)
(hatake clan- kakashi's clan)
(inuzuka clan- dog/wolf users)
(kurama clan- powerful genjutsu users/kekkei genkai)
(lee clan- bushy brows . . . )
(nara clan- shadow techniques)
(sarutobi clan- fire release techniques and strength)
(senju clan- wood release kekkei genkai)
(uchiha clan- fire release and sharingan)
(uzumaki clan- sealing jutsu)
(yamanaka clan- sensory and mind techniques)
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Meta about paychecks and money income for Konohagakure’s ninjas
Born from a reflection I made on Skype about “Ok but what constitutes living wages in Konoha?”
We can assume that the missions get paid, on a sliding scale of pay depending on the rank of the mission, but there has to be a system in place for ninja to support themselves that allows for months when the missions are lean and not enough to employ everybody and that has considerations made for when a ninja is out of commission (which should fall under the purview of health benefits and all).
At the same time, you have to calculate different things into a paycheck, because an orphan like Naruto who has no family to support him and the dietary requirements of both a teenager and a jinchuuriki won't have the same definition of "living wage" (as in, a wage high enough to get a living out of it) than a ninja like Ino would, because she is housed free of charge by her parents and fed by them and has a whole clan's finances to fall back on as well as their own parents' wages and the earnings of their flower shop.
Different branches of ninja should also get a different paycheck depending on what they do.
Ninjas who work into village probably have to have overtime considered, emergency pay for emergency overtime, etc.
You also have to consider how much the pay escalates for ninja who reach higher levels of qualification, especially since some of them, who might be working on their techniques, will be put in a position of working a lower number of missions while they dedicate themselves to their studies / recover from mishaps. 
So there would probably be a research fund that you can apply for if you are developing your own technique.
If you have your clan to support you, and what you are doing falls under 'clan technique', the clan would probably be expected to supplement the funds for you, but if you don't then there has to be allowances made, as techniques are a resource to the village.
Also if you are doing research in more rare and esoteric branches of jutsus you might be getting extra money for it, because you are bolstering what could be considered as a flagging industry in the village. 
For example, Jiraya cranking out fuuinjutsu could get him research money and prize money for achieving things.
(I also think that Jiraya has a budget as a spymaster to blow through in sake houses, geisha houses and brothels, as well as to pay informants, but that he has to work within that budget, so he's not spending as much as it might look otherwise and if he is going overbudget he might have to dip in his own personal funds).
There might also be a proprietary kind of trademark to help rake in cash.
Sort of like putting down that that piece of fuuinjutsu on your house costs so and so to buy and apply plus so and so to renew whenever needed, because it's Jiraya-trademark or an Uzumaki-trademark or a Namikaze-trademark so you know it's a good piece of reliable fuuinjutsu.
And while using a technique in battle is all good and fine, no one is going to come after you for that, learning that technique might require a fee to be taught / given access to the proper documents.
If you are going straight to the source you might either get to haggle personally with the ninja to teach you or get away with "teach it free to a fellow nin" / "we are friends aren't we?" but that depends from ninja to ninja.
And once the original ninja dies, the technique reverts to either property of the clan, property of the family or property of the village, depending on what arrangements the ninja made.
Which, for example, might mean that Sasuke never had to worry about money, because whoever administered his funds in the Hokage office was still cashing in on all the techniques the Uchiha trademarked as "we brought this into the village, so you are going to have to pay us for access to it."
(That they stole it from other villages it's neither here nor there, they are the ones who trademarked-ed them in the Leaf and that's all that matters administration-wise)
Same for Kakashi, he might not have to worry about income because he is Sharingan no Kakashi and he has been making quite a few bucks bringing in techniques since the Uchiha died and the market competition died down (not that I am suggesting that Kakashi was like 'yay, the market is mine', just pointing out that this is a reasonable economical consequence of the Massacre).
Techniques passed from teacher to students should also either be common knowledge (tree-walking and water walking being village-wide techniques) or something the teacher decides to pass on to the student and thus becomes free of charge (see Kakashi teaching Sasuke the Chidori as well as Tsunade teaching Sakura the secret to her strength or Jiraya passing on to Naruto the Rasengan as Minato passed it on to him, though in Naruto’s case that could be classed as a lineage jutsu being passed on, not that Naruto knows that).
In this light, D ranks also become an easy, fast way to earn enough cash to keep your equipment in good shape and food on your table, especially as an orphan genin.
I am sure that there is a whole subsection of D ranks that is devoted to doing banks, by which I mean taking shifts that needs reinforcement / covering for a sick colleague / taking a shift without actually committing to the career or office you do the shift for, in the Konoha administrative machine.
Being part of a clan might mean to be expected to pull your weight within the clan too, so you have to juggle clan commitments (taking again the Yamanaka as an example: working their flower fields or doing clan-land maintenance chores) with D ranks and training.
I would go off the Italian model of taxing paychecks for a common health fund and orphan fund and pregnancy fund for those who are without a clan or a family that can support them.
Why? Because that means that whenever you get hurt or your friend / wife / sister is pregnant they have money they can rely on. If your kids end up orphan or your younger siblings those, they will be provided for, at least while they are in the Academy.
It's never easy or pleasing to see your paycheck before and after the docking but at the same time, what shinobi hasn't been injured in the line of duty and needed time off they couldn't do missions into? 
They would all have benefitted from getting injured-time pay (as well as a bonus in the mission pay out for getting injured in the line of duty). 
If you grew up an orphan you would know how important it is for you or your guardian to get that monthly check that keeps you going.
Of course the entity of the damage / the number of orphans in a house / the medical assessment of how difficult the pregnancy is would influence how much you get out of the sick pay / orphan monthly check / pregnancy leave pay, but that's because of differing circumstances.
A kunoichi who is carrying a very at risk baby will need more money than a kunoichi who has a very easy pregnancy and can take on most D ranks.
A shinobi or kunoichi who cannot walk for a while will need more than a shinobi or kunoichi with a broken arm who can file paperwork or supervise academy students and add to their income with that.
An orphan who lives alone will need less money than someone with two younger siblings.
I could go on but I'm cutting this nerdery off here, before I end up writing a few more pages of economical considerations XD
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